what in the world makes you think anyone would pay some barely known british hobbit millions for some who gives a frick movie that only Wed coomers will watch?
do you think there's a person out there who goes, OH WOW THAT HOBBIT GUY IS IN IT, LEMME GET MY WALLET AND PRE ORDER A TICKET
A 21 year old guy who is actively lying to a 16 year old's parents about his age to bang her is 100% a piece of shit. Legal sure, and I don't really have a problem with it being legal, but you'd have to be willfully illogical to pretend this isn't someone being legally taken advantage of.
Not any different than lying about your nationality, profession, religion, etc. to appease strict parents. Even less so considering he's claiming to be 19 when he's 21, not even a difference
Right if you are lying to a persons parents to get their approval of your relationship you are a piece of shit.
Either you are confident enough in yourself that you are honest about who you are, or you are scummy enough to not seek the parents approval at all.
That he is aiming for the middle ground means he is both too much of a pussy to be who he is and deal with it, AND too much of a pussy to take a frick off and deal with it attitude.
It doesn't bother me more than more extreme injustices but this thread is about what I was talking about so I said my piece.
Do you have something to say that doesn't involve assuming my degree of give a frick.
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Anonymous
>Do you have something to say that doesn't involve assuming my degree of give a frick.
Wow, harsh
kek the opposite happened with my parents, dad started dating my mom when she was 23 and he was 17, but he lied and said he was 25 to appear more mature (teens in the 80s were manlier anyway).
>enjoyed by
Fortunately for you they don't have to enjoy it and there are other ugly people out there. I should know, I am one. I just need a wet hole.
saw it in the theater
Jenna is an 18 yo high school student taking Freeman's English class. They develop feelings for each other and start getting a little too friendly, but nothing really inappropriate happens. Then for an assignment she turns in a short story that's straight up porn about them fricking. He gets spooked and tells her he can't accept it and that their relationship is strictly teacher and student. Her feelings get hurt and she gives the story to the principal and says she was taken advantage of. It ends with her about to testify before the school board confident that she's going to make him lose his job and his wife.
Zoomers are so mentally damaged from social media that they have trouble separating real life and fiction. That's why anytime there's a movie or TV show depicting situations that they find uncomfortable or morally reprehensible they respond to it like it's actually happening and that the actors and production involved are evil
A US antiwar activist, Scott Ritter, did 6 years in a maximum security prison for having cyber sex with an FBI agent posing as a 16 year old. It's about the same sentence as attempted murder.
Hate to break it to you anon but human sexual programming hasn't changed in 40,000 years. Girls today like older alpha protectors just like they have since forever.
Doesn't it feel a little weird tho fricking someone that much younger especially when they're moronic? Same age and I fricked some sex crazed 25 year old yoga girl and felt odd.
Doesn't it feel a little weird tho fricking someone that much younger especially when they're moronic? Same age and I fricked some sex crazed 25 year old yoga girl and felt odd.
the young women trying to spend time with older guys are trying to become more sophisticated and figure out how to talk to older guys. its practice for when they have a husband and to keep being interesting as they age together.
Women like older men, that is all.
Women who freak out about age gaps are freaked out at the concept but if the relationship is healthy it is actually great.
>perfect sexual experience
It doesnt show the several minutes spent trying to get in the right position because the combination of their different heights and the bed height make things awkward. Finally, after getting it right, the awkward position makes you tired and you give up after a few pumps and just have her ride you.
Just have her lay on her stomach, play with her ass and butthole for awhile, then lay on her like the lazy piece of crap you are and pump her til you finish. Women actually like this too because they feel dominated and enjoy your weight on them.
okay but how is his twc supposed to please her? i know if my twc was in this situation it would have premature ejaculated in my pants before i even took it out
Is it actually any good, or just more Jenna worship?
AÀAAAAAAHHĤ
NOOOO!!!
JENNA DON'T POINT YOUR SHAPELY HOT BUTTOCKS AT ME!!
UUURŔGĜ AAAHHH UUUURRHHGG AAAHHH
JENNAAÀAA NOÒOÒ
DONT RUB MY PEEPEE WITH YOUR ASSß!!!!!!
NOOOOOOOOO!!!! HELLLLPP MEEEEEE!!
JENNA DONT FART AT MEEEÈÈ NOOOOOO
So what happens in the end? I’m guessing horrible things happen to the guy and he ends up losing his job and killing himself while the girl just keeps on trucking on.
Stupid fricking set design. Yes Jenna Ortega is one of the main characters, but is it really necessary to give her her own desk placed awkwardly in the center of the classroom?
>There are complex themes that appear in this film. >To access resources on some of the subject matter, please visit www.lionsgate.com/movies/millers-girl
This shit is laughable and Ortega cannot act.
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>get paid to put your boner on Jenna's butt
i am anti-capitalist now
>another sex scene i wasn't a part of
getting tired of this
You're now aware that they're faking sex scenes (they're actors), so you're not missing much. Except their inflated paycheck of course.
The sex scene me and Jenna filmed in My Delusional Fantasies(2024) was 100% real.
>Get paid millions to dry hump and kiss young tight actresses while they're naked or in thin clothes for hours
Oh yeah anon, who needs any of that?
what in the world makes you think anyone would pay some barely known british hobbit millions for some who gives a frick movie that only Wed coomers will watch?
do you think there's a person out there who goes, OH WOW THAT HOBBIT GUY IS IN IT, LEMME GET MY WALLET AND PRE ORDER A TICKET
I'd do it for free but unironically.
literally genocide
I know it's bs
I want to bend over a hot Latina so bad
It’s on my list of mediocre movies that I’ll 'watch' via webms with no sound on Cinemaphile.
do zoomers really
wait what
What are the complex themes?
It would appear she was le taken advantage of.
Older white guys having sex with young Latinas.
they just want to make it clear that he isn't her father, despite her calling him "Daddy" a lot
the myth of consensual sex
>calls the cops on guy for unapproved relationship
America.
A 21 year old guy who is actively lying to a 16 year old's parents about his age to bang her is 100% a piece of shit. Legal sure, and I don't really have a problem with it being legal, but you'd have to be willfully illogical to pretend this isn't someone being legally taken advantage of.
Ok Karen.
Anon if the guy is already being an active liar about his age, he is lying about other shit to get away with it.
Not any different than lying about your nationality, profession, religion, etc. to appease strict parents. Even less so considering he's claiming to be 19 when he's 21, not even a difference
Right if you are lying to a persons parents to get their approval of your relationship you are a piece of shit.
Either you are confident enough in yourself that you are honest about who you are, or you are scummy enough to not seek the parents approval at all.
That he is aiming for the middle ground means he is both too much of a pussy to be who he is and deal with it, AND too much of a pussy to take a frick off and deal with it attitude.
ok virgy
>Even less so considering he's claiming to be 19 when he's 21, not even a difference
Then why lie if there isn't a difference?
There are many many various injustices in the world both legal and illegal. Why exactly does this particular one bother you so much?
It doesn't bother me more than more extreme injustices but this thread is about what I was talking about so I said my piece.
Do you have something to say that doesn't involve assuming my degree of give a frick.
>Do you have something to say that doesn't involve assuming my degree of give a frick.
Wow, harsh
>Not lying to prostitutes by default
ngmi
this isnt a battered womens shelter, honey. hit the bricks
kek the opposite happened with my parents, dad started dating my mom when she was 23 and he was 17, but he lied and said he was 25 to appear more mature (teens in the 80s were manlier anyway).
21 year olds and 16 year olds are both basically children anyways so who gives a shit.
Ok grandpa
Not an argument sonny.
I had a 16yo gf wnen I was 28, her mom really liked me, nobody saw that as "problematic" or whatever is a modern word for that
none, zoomers are just puritan freaks
>sex with your own dead body
I lost the game. how the frick would this even work? amputation of your hand and then jerk of with it?
I'd frick my liver, I'd think that's what it implies...not looking up more into it
>being ugly is 47% taboo and only enjoyed by 1.75% of people
I never stood a chance
>enjoyed by
Fortunately for you they don't have to enjoy it and there are other ugly people out there. I should know, I am one. I just need a wet hole.
You can consent to people you don't find attractive.
>teens under 18 is more taboo than brother-brother incest
sister-sister is another 10% lower for some reason
Supernatural and it's consequences have bee a disaster.
>nazis and wincest more taboo than rape and sissification
lmao who comes up with this shit?
also
>breeding
>at all taboo
>Dogs
>more preferred by men than women
notice all the gay stuff is preferred by women
me on the right
Cauchy's integral is one of the key themes. Jenna Ortega gets fricked while solving it.
Women like to frick older men who remind them of their father.
sick frick freud and his rampant delusions ova hee
saw it in the theater
Jenna is an 18 yo high school student taking Freeman's English class. They develop feelings for each other and start getting a little too friendly, but nothing really inappropriate happens. Then for an assignment she turns in a short story that's straight up porn about them fricking. He gets spooked and tells her he can't accept it and that their relationship is strictly teacher and student. Her feelings get hurt and she gives the story to the principal and says she was taken advantage of. It ends with her about to testify before the school board confident that she's going to make him lose his job and his wife.
oh yeah, the racy webm is from a fantasy sequence, they never actually have sex.
Zoomers are so mentally damaged from social media that they have trouble separating real life and fiction. That's why anytime there's a movie or TV show depicting situations that they find uncomfortable or morally reprehensible they respond to it like it's actually happening and that the actors and production involved are evil
god i love young girls
Me too, anon. Life is suffering.
she's only 21 years old you sick frick
neck
yourself
pedo
this scene is really popular with younger female zoomers on insta and tok
what the frick is happening
dude, zoomers are not manly and young women want to frick men. its the easiest time in the world to frick 18s in your 30s because of this
>zoomers are not manly
Zoomer bros?
>18s
Why not 14-16?
>14
>not past her prime
>wanting to rearrange her guts so shes damaged for life
don't do this to yourself anon
imagine doing that and then taking care of her forever and ever
Isn't that considered a crime on par with genocide in america?
A US antiwar activist, Scott Ritter, did 6 years in a maximum security prison for having cyber sex with an FBI agent posing as a 16 year old. It's about the same sentence as attempted murder.
Millennial closing in on 40 here. Don't give me hope.
Hate to break it to you anon but human sexual programming hasn't changed in 40,000 years. Girls today like older alpha protectors just like they have since forever.
I'm 45 and I match with ~21yr olds all the time
They're usually too moronic to hold a conversation, but not always.
Doesn't it feel a little weird tho fricking someone that much younger especially when they're moronic? Same age and I fricked some sex crazed 25 year old yoga girl and felt odd.
it does feel a bit weird but I love firm breasts. There's always a catch to everything.
>I fricked some sex crazed 25 year old yoga girl and felt odd.
Because you're a jackass who is unable to think for himself.
the young women trying to spend time with older guys are trying to become more sophisticated and figure out how to talk to older guys. its practice for when they have a husband and to keep being interesting as they age together.
Think I have brain damage then, I perfer the mid 30's chicks currently whom have no kids.
see
I’m dating an 18 year old zoomette and I’m 33. All my friends wives are bitter as frick about it.
How good is her pussy? What race?
Very good, she was a virgin. White.
Her parents like me so that’s good. It’s just funny how women my age seethe at it.
Living the dream
Women like older men, that is all.
Women who freak out about age gaps are freaked out at the concept but if the relationship is healthy it is actually great.
The director explaining to Jenna why it's absolutely essential to her character to not wear panties in this scene
no webms yet? might as well /thread
this is the only one I think
I can't think of a more perfect sexual experience than doing this with her. Seems like the pinnacle to me.
>perfect sexual experience
It doesnt show the several minutes spent trying to get in the right position because the combination of their different heights and the bed height make things awkward. Finally, after getting it right, the awkward position makes you tired and you give up after a few pumps and just have her ride you.
Just have her lay on her stomach, play with her ass and butthole for awhile, then lay on her like the lazy piece of crap you are and pump her til you finish. Women actually like this too because they feel dominated and enjoy your weight on them.
He's about to Hobbit her hole
I deserve such age gap sexings too
hot
does she go nude?
okay but how is his twc supposed to please her? i know if my twc was in this situation it would have premature ejaculated in my pants before i even took it out
MODS MODS MODS
Gives a whole new meaning to Barrel Rider.
Ye im thinking kino is back on the menu
I miss my teacher job bros.
Zoomer women want older men. Imagine the absolute hell of being a male zoomer in 2024.
Why does media have to demoralize us with this stuff when boomers already frick all the zoomer girls IRL?
hey! is that... BILBO BAGGINS?!?
bilbo bangin'
You know gettin old might not be so bad.
This actually is pretty erotic the way it's filmed. A rare art both in Hollywood and in porn.
Is Jenna Ortega the 2020's version of Phoebe Cates?
>nothing happens
Waste of time.
Its supposed to happen in your pants
uoh
What does /misc/ think about this, should I impregnate her, or not?
NO NO PLEASE DONT SEDUCE ME WITH YOUR TIGHT 18 YEAR OLD BODY OH GOD WOE IS ME LOOK AT THOSE SUPPLE breasts AHHHHH
god bless
What thoughts are going through her head in this moment?
>shouldn't have had those tacos
she totally imagined her dad
makes sense
how stiff was he?
>that long look at his dick
She is cunning little prostitute
That slow leg spread was no accident either. She's a daddy's girl to the bone.
Wtf is her problem? Why can't she stop giving her father all these painful erections?
What makes her like this? Is it something about her dad - he's really cool or whatever - or did she just get born with it
it's Hispanic culture
her dad is one of the very few good ones that doesn't partake in such actions
she's just a prostitute, like Arianna Grande. She can't help her nature.
It's a zoomer girl thing. Zoomer males are so submissive that it was no surprise that so many zoomer women would choose the dadpill.
women who have awesome dads are attracted to men inside their race and have a deep appreciation for older men
women who have shitty dads are attracted to men outside their race and see older men as piggybanks.
>Cairo Sweet
>that Hot Ones episode
What the frick was her problem?
How come these chicks change how they look so much from their Disney channel shows? It's not just 'growing up', cos
(ok I was gonna post another part with the moner pre-nose job giant nose but they've scrubbed it off google. )
nice try kikigay
RIP
found it in archive
fake as frick
It's almost like people change through puberty
here she is right before she turned 15
AÀAAAAAAHHĤ
NOOOO!!!
JENNA DON'T POINT YOUR SHAPELY HOT BUTTOCKS AT ME!!
UUURŔGĜ AAAHHH UUUURRHHGG AAAHHH
JENNAAÀAA NOÒOÒ
DONT RUB MY PEEPEE WITH YOUR ASSß!!!!!!
NOOOOOOOOO!!!! HELLLLPP MEEEEEE!!
JENNA DONT FART AT MEEEÈÈ NOOOOOO
Her chest seems bigger here.
It was the same size but she was more petite
Haven't seen Jenna on the red carpet, is she one of those braless chicks that like to show off their nipples through their clothes?
I imagine if she does it on random YouTube shows she probably does it on the red carpet too.
i-is she making fun of my penis?
she looks like Goofy's daughter in that pic damn
i believe. but i think their heads just grew into their noses
Yeah kids grow into certain features
>everyone losing their minds over this scene
>it's incredibly tame and lame
I genuinely despise humanity.
>I genuinely despise humanity.
Imagine thinking and communicating and memes, then thinking that you're actually dunking on someone by posting the shit. Literally a soulless npc.
>Imagine thinking and communicating and memes, then thinking that you're actually dunking on someone by posting the shit. Literally a soulless npc.
Sad seeing her desperately trying to stay relevant by taking these roles(the only roles she can get)
just post it already
So what happens in the end? I’m guessing horrible things happen to the guy and he ends up losing his job and killing himself while the girl just keeps on trucking on.
I have sent a link to this thread to the FBI tip page because anyone who might watch this film should be on a list of potential child sex predators.
Isn't she in her 20s by now
>She was 18 + 2 years you sick frick
>the absolute state of burgerbrains
>kikigay
>accusing anyone of any kind of cosmetic surgery
topkek
>daddy
Movie?
your wishes are my command
why isn't she looking directly at the camera.. wasted moment
she was staring at his dick before speaking to him
Stupid fricking set design. Yes Jenna Ortega is one of the main characters, but is it really necessary to give her her own desk placed awkwardly in the center of the classroom?
whats up with the weird way his face shifts at ):49-0:51. Did they CGI his face over another actor who is in better shape?
strange
>Did they CGI his face over another actor
yeah, me.
yeah but they cgi'd her face onto.......YOUR MOM!!
Goddamn I need to get me a petit brunette with daddy issues.
>There are complex themes that appear in this film.
>To access resources on some of the subject matter, please visit www.lionsgate.com/movies/millers-girl
This shit is laughable and Ortega cannot act.
She plays the role of a desirable woman pretty good.
Shame she don't look the part
>Billed as a black comedy drama
>Produced by Josh gay, Evan Goldberg, and Seth Rogen
Where are the jokes?
Domestic violence is the willful intimidation, physical assault, battery, sexual assault, and/or other abusive behavior as part of a systematic pattern of power and control perpetrated by one intimate partner against another. It includes physical violence, sexual violence, psychological violence, and emotional abuse. The frequency and severity of domestic violence can vary dramatically; however, the one constant component of domestic violence is one partner’s consistent efforts to maintain power and control over the other.
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she is really hot tbf
In the bin it goes.