Millie Bobby Brown is a strong independent princess who needs no hero in Netflixs DAMSEL

>The dutiful Princess Elodie (Brown) agrees to marry the handsome Prince Henry (Nick Robinson), only to find that his mother, Queen Isabelle (Robin Wright), has lured her as a sacrifice to repay an ancient debt. Thrown into a cave with a fire-breathing dragon, Elodie must rely on her wits and her will to survive.

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  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ugly, diseased, ass-eating c**t.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >ass-eating
      qrd?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        She dated some Tik-Tok dude and her parents let him live with her. When they broke up, he or one of his friends said that she gave him a rimjob.

        We've all been there.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Her ex-bf (Bon Jovi's son) told everyone Millie likes to tongue-punch the fart box.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          That wasn’t Bon Jovi’s son thats another zoomer

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          She jovied his bon?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Ugly, diseased, ass-eating c**t.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Roastie tier comment. Can only imagine what a sad clown you are irl

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >t. likes eating ass

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >another actress nobody likes Hollywood is trying to push
    she's gonna wall and bog herself at record pace. i'm guessing by next year.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >she's gonna wall
      "Gonna"? She's 19 and already looks like she's in her 30s.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who said people don't like her?

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >cgi sword

    Why?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      No point in making effort. Sloptards will still insist it's good.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      look at those twig arms she couldn't lift up a real sword

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're scared Alec Baldwin will walk on set.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I laughed.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      b***h would literally take someones eye out with a real one,
      likely her own

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        look at those twig arms she couldn't lift up a real sword

        kek my thoughts exactly. I hate it when they put some weak, non-fit girl in a badass warrior role. only exception being Gal in Wonder Woman. she's /ourjewfu/.
        also how is Millie so unappealing? all other actresses look good while she reminds me of pic related. 0 appeal or charisma

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would rek her.

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    She eats anus LOL

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Any woman under the age of 25 has or will.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Any woman under the age of 25 has or will.

      sauce on the ass eating? i'm about to get hired in hollywood on her next project if this is true.

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's all so tiresome

  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh man all the producers are going to have very thoroughly cleaned buttholes.

  8. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you’re going to do this shit, at least make the chicks work out. I’m at least kind of into chicks like that. It’s hard to buy the whole “strong warrior woman” thing when the chick looks like you could kill her with one punch connecting.

    If they can’t be bothered to put on any muscle mass, make them a mage or something.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Didn't you read what OP posted? She is getting duped by her mother, she is not a superhero, she's literally a damsel, only this time only she can save herself. Survivor kino!

  9. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Everything is on a 2-3 year delay. We're still getting the bombs even though Hollywood is out of money and can no longer afford to frick around.

  10. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've seen this movie already.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Liar. Nobody watched that film.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Liar. Nobody watched that film.

      I did. it was fun, nothing serious.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like Joey.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Don't find her attractive but I will say... kind of based.

  11. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looks good to me and I didn't even watch the trailer. Don't like her name though, Enola, Elodie, Enid... I'd name her Arthuria. And her sword Excalibur. And add 12 scantily clad female Knights of The Round Table. Medieval feminism rules!

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jfc what a prostitute. Embarrassing. Worst looking 19 year old ever? Cast your votes now.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think it's sexy. MBB knows what guys want. Damsels in distress are so yesterday. Modern men just want a powerful woman to take charge!

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's so sad that men will sexualise this young woman despite her best efforts to behave and dress modestly.

        looks like a porn actress

        >NO MILLIE PLEASE, NOT ANOTHER RIMJOB, MY butthole IS STILL SORE NO PLEASE STOP NO AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGH

        I was gonna post more, but if you're not going to behave like gentlemen, I'm afraid I cannot bless this thread with more Millies.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's so sad that men will sexualise this young woman despite her best efforts to behave and dress modestly.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        stop sexualizing 30 year old women! wait for the grave you sick frick!

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      looks like a porn actress

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >NO MILLIE PLEASE, NOT ANOTHER RIMJOB, MY butthole IS STILL SORE NO PLEASE STOP NO AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGH

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]

      didn't her parents plan to sell nudes once she became legal?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        What? Qrd?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sounds like a really shitty business plan. She's barely okay in the OP photo, and borderline deformed in the other ones.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      POV: you are a Black person’s butthole

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Needs to be bigger.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Good cum target.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        ok but this without the AI enhancement. the features get smoothed out, I want to see the skin pores

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      kek im a khv baldinglet but her hair is thinner so i win frick yeah

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gotta say, her breasts look pretty good for her age. Not too saggy.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      ngl i'd also let her lick my taint as she's jerking me off. such a sleazy prostitute

  12. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >fighting a dragon in a cave
    Mite B cool.

  13. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't hulu just have this same move like a year ago?

  14. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    She looks hot here. Is there any nudity?

  15. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I'M NOT JUST YOUR AVERAGE DAMSEL PRINCESS I CAN FIGHT TOO

    ah yes very novel will make sure to tune in

  16. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >REEEEEEEE i dont like when they change the original material to make an empowered princess
    ok, i totally understand that
    >REEEEEEEEEEE they set up an original story about an empowered princess, i hate it
    nah, frick off, really, frick off

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      maybe the concept is just shit

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Those statements aren't contradictory you moron.

  17. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >we must protect OUR people
    Mission Failed, We'll get em next time

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is it bad that I was iffy about whether I was gonna watch this film (looked kinda cool), but once I saw the black, I knew I'd never watch this woke trash. So sick of you people ruining white kino.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        No same here. Fatigue is real.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        This
        I can only handle so much wokeness in one film

  18. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >what if the damsel in distress...
    >wasn't in distress, and in fact, the enemies of damsel were indeed the distressed ones!
    What a subversion of expectations. A grand unique concept. Creativity of man is truly endless.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Finally! The first female action hero!

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      No hero
      no watch

  19. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Finally a movie where a woman acts like a man and a bunch of random characters are basketball Americans. This is the first time this has happened in history.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      truly unprecedented

  20. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    yeah yeah yeah. any lewd in this or what?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      She doesn't even frick the dragon.

  21. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dumb b***h should have gone straight to doing nude scenes instead of wasting time doing some stupid girl boss shit

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Netflix dumped a lot of money on her. But yeah, that exclusive contract should end soon and we'll all be in titty heaven.

  22. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to make a movie about transexual hooker ninja warriors from space

  23. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    The story should of been she was wanting prince wiener so went to kill a dragon so she could frick the prince that would of been better.

  24. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Nick Robinson
    Fresh off the hit series "A Teacher", he's cast yet again in a forbidden love affair with an old woman

  25. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    uh that's not the type of sword you can lightly pick up like that, especially w/ so little muscle mass. I'm tired of these women who want these action hero roles but won't put in the work to look the part.

  26. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    sounds like an interesting idea. might watch, thanks.
    ps the girl in pic is hot as frick. not gonna watch trailer because i fricking hate spoilers

  27. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    maybe this is the film she was talking about in that interview the one that was trying to be "strong women but done right".

  28. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Holy shit, they’ve “subverted” the Damsel in Distress trope for so long that Badass Princess has become an even worse, hackneyed one. Is this really all about keeping women in the workplace so line-goes-up? I know of no women that enjoy these kinds of shows, and many women who hate their job and want out “somehow”. They usually look for lazy-girl-jobs because the notion a man could take care of them if they settle down and have his children is like acid on their skin. Sadly, many of them are too old for that anyway. I don’t even have to hate women, they hurt themselves enough already.

  29. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Black people in high fantasy again
    That’s a pass from me

  30. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Prince charming saved a better looking princess.

  31. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ugh. Another one? Okay, looking forward to not watching this and having Twitter cry about men being sexist for not watching it.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      and if men did watch it en masse they’d be ripped apart on twitter for only watching it to sexualize this 40 year old real housewives looking “child”
      it’s like they want these kinds of films to fail lol

  32. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    > more blacks in a medieval european setting
    frick off

  33. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Decent premise that seems wasted on yet another current year girl power bean flick
    >Netflix
    Lol

  34. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Woman of the year
    >Has a tattoo
    I doubt that

  35. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    You might like this one: https://twitter.com/KirkLubimov/status/1724264877471207588

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      He looks like he could literally snap her in half.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        But he didn't, because there are other women near her, ready to fill his body with bullets. That second woman was ready to take his life.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          He didn't but you're completely wrong as to why he didn't.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Trust me. I know these things.

  36. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Princess Elodie
    So, this is an adaptation of Long Live the Queen?
    Bold take

  37. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'M UNSTOPPABLE TODAY

  38. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't care if she doesn't get naked

  39. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wow so brave and powerful, finally they’re making a movie about a strong woman who don’t need no man. Never in the 2005 years of cinema history has there ever been a movie that dared to say “I am a womyn hear me roar”.
    This rollicking female driven fantasy story will surely be a hit!

  40. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >princess
    Aren't princesses in films supposed to be young. I mean, younger than 50 at least?

  41. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >not a single Black in the trailer
    Fantasy films for white men are back, bros.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      What is this to you?

      >we must protect OUR people
      Mission Failed, We'll get em next time

  42. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    this looks like it may could have nudity. i hope at least

  43. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did they not just make this movie with Joey king?

  44. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    THE WALL

  45. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    how much is this basic hoe putting out to get so many roles holy shit

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      A good rimjob seems to be in high demand with israelite execs.

  46. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    And now she's married to Bon Jovi's useless son.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      They got married? I thought they were engaged.

  47. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Netflix paying millions of dollars to some talentless actress so that she could in turn produce them some trash no one ever watches
    Literally money laundry

  48. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    This feels like something that was in development hell and missed it's window

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      pray tell what that screenshot is from?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Karryn's Prison. I wouldn't recommend it since it's meh and annoying but I remembered it having some funny descriptions

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          oh well. thank you for the heads up

  49. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Doesn't look great, but I like fantasy shit so I'll give it a pirate watch.

  50. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gives me Brave Maeve's Inclusive Kingdom vibes

  51. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >trailer starts with that one "Run From Me" song that's in literally every single trailer and every slop TV show and movie made these days
    ok thanks Netflix I now can stop the trailer and never watch ur show

  52. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Watched the trailer for this yesterday, not even worth torrenting girlboss bullshit.

    Ladies if you want to act like you're strong and brave you can frick off to Ukraine or the Middle East the next time a war for Israel comes up and prove your worth.

    Otherwise, you can miss me out with this shit.

  53. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does she get nude in it

  54. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    don't know don't care

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      what is it about her and black men?

  55. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the dirtier the better
      keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek

  56. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Nice "career " Millie, will this one be in Cannes or Venice?

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