>millionaire. >war hero. >ping pong champ

>millionaire
>war hero
>ping pong champ

Why wasn't he good enough for her?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He was too nice.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      bump

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He was a good friend.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Women create stories in their heads about how they want life to be. He didn't match it.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He was good enough once she became a 30 year old single mom

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Many such cases.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I feel attacked

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This movie really has a bad message that probably helped give a ton of young men oneitis. Remove people like this from your life immediately.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      movies don't shape human sexual behavior, primal instinct does.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Societal influence definitely does have an effect. its why people project themselves into Ryan Gosling characters, because they sometimes think that's the right way to act.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Men have always suffered from oneitis. Gump should be taken as a warning about the dangers of oneitis and not holding on to that candle.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >oneitis
        What is this fresh hell of a meme? yes men have an easier time dating ONE woman at a time. I've never heard of it being totally easy and profitable to sleep with or date multiple women unless you want to drain your wallet even faster. Women do this because "muh selective nature," men are gaygarino's who are wasting their youth and money on multiple women when in reality they're only going to keep fricking ONE of them anyway.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You're a dumb homosexual who could have avoided this gay post by taking five seconds to Google what you're complaining about.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          lmao, imagine keeping one of the women you date in your teens and 20s.
          men that pursue several women at once dont even have the intention of marrying one of them. and money wise its not expensive as long as you dont leave her with a child

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          No, oneitis is wasting your time and energy clinging to the idea of dating one specific girl no matter what even when you keep getting shot down or betrayed over and over and not just moving on to someone else.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Not really, that sort of stuff just is bound to happen.

      I wouldn’t frick my oneitis now, she’s a major thot would not have expected it. The funny thing is we used to talk about getting married with kids now she posts memes about getting fricked and sucking dick

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah the internet has been a disaster.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        yeah, happened to me as well. She probably does not remember me, and now I see her posting about abortions and being a prostitute..

        Hard to imagine that someone you think would be perfect for you and you would treat like a queen ends up being used goods and disgusting

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    White women always think they deserve better. Look where that ended up for her, though. Gaped to death by Black Panthers and given AIDS.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >she got away with everything

    You could say she payed with her life, but she still died peacefully knowing that she dumped her kid on some rich moron.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >payed
      So sick of ESLs on this board

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I bet you their indian...

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >gibberish
          homie what are you even trying to say. Can you at least put in a bare minimum effort to make yourself understood by your fellow human beings?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            methheads ramble without realizing they're incomprehensible.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Women with bangs somehow manage to be more mentally ill than others.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    somehow she knew she stole him from his true love

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He was moronic

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She knew his penis was small and he would squirt in 30 seconds

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      nah, he had a big ole tard dick that could last for hours
      she was just a b***h

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >woman
    >logic
    The hole wants what it wants

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She didn't think she was good enough for him. How the frick does Cinemaphile get filtered by Forrest Gump? Jenny is fricked in the head after being sexually abused as a child.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    But he is good enough, she let him raise her boyfriend's son.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How did Forrest NOT get HIV from her?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      His immune system also had moron strength

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      magic shrimp gumbo

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's basically impossible to get HIV from regular sex between a man and a woman, because there's no blood.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      because he didnt have an open open wound on his dick when he ass fricked her

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's basically impossible to get HIV from regular sex between a man and a woman, because there's no blood.

        magic shrimp gumbo

        How did the kid not have HIV?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          she got it after she had the kid Anon

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Has sex with Gump
            >leaves
            >Has kid
            >proceeds to continue doing degenerate shit, presumably heroine since that's more likely how she got HIV as a white woman.
            I mean yeah sure she could have gotten it through a transfusion as a direct result of complications with the birth but that wouldn't fit thematically with her downfall.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah, this is definitely how it happened. That or she was assfricked by a Black person.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                [...]
                let me rephrase that: assfricked by a Black person who got AIDS from assfricking another Black person in prison

                Even when she was with the Black Panthers her boyfriend was a white commie. I highly doubt she was a coalburner.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                sure buddy

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                she got it from Heroin

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                He, like most communists, just watch other people do the work.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah, this is definitely how it happened. That or she was assfricked by a Black person.

              let me rephrase that: assfricked by a Black person who got AIDS from assfricking another Black person in prison

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              https://i.imgur.com/jsD7avy.jpg

              >millionaire
              >war hero
              >ping pong champ

              Why wasn't he good enough for her?

              >she got away with everything

              You could say she payed with her life, but she still died peacefully knowing that she dumped her kid on some rich moron.

              Why didn’t she get an abortion

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Kids do not necessarily get HIV from their mom. It happens but it is not a guarantee.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I got HIV from your mom.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because she had Hepatitis, not HIV. It's a common misconception that Jenny had HIV when Hepatitis was also spreading around the same time but it got less press since it wasn't just killing off hordes of homosexuals and druggies

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You also get that through sex?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          shhh don't ruin the /misc/ tourist's narrative

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            What's the narrative you utter moron? I said exactly what the director said, Jennie had Hepatitis, not HIV. You fricking morons can't even pretend to be old gays right

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      HIV is a primary transmitted through blood, that’s why gays spread it so much since anal sex tears the butthole. I think the transmission rate for straight sex is like less than .003 percent or something like that

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    His Alabama black snake wasn‘t beaucoup enough

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The only thing Forrest's luck didn't have an impact on was his taste in women

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    he was literally a moron

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That Forrest guy, he was moronic wasn't he?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Slow yes, moronic maybe, braces on his legs, but he charmed the pants off Nixon and won a ping pong competition. That ain't moronic. He was a God damn war hero.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Nixon was hopped up on painkillers during his whole presidency.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Perfect opportunity to bring out the moron to shuck, jive, and shit his pants.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Epic reference, redd*tor

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I just made this thread two days ago, and it archived at 24 posts.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I thought she was hot as a kid but she has such a man’s face.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Why wasn't he good enough for her?
    embarrassed to date a moron

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Some people just come into this world with nothing but contempt in most of their actions. She was about the worst fricking thing that ever could have happened to that moron, and she knew it and didn’t care.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Vietnam war
    >War hero

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Anyone who kills commies is a hero

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >saves like 6 people who would have otherwise died
      >not a hero

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    he didnt choke her while they fricked

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the morale of the story is shes a fricking prostitute right?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      don't molest your daughters unless you want her to ruin some poor guys life

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