Millitary wank in cartoon discussions

Nothing wrong with being a millitary nerd, not at all a boring topic, i get it, but what's with all the wanking?
Everytime when it gets involved in some cartoon there is always a bunch of people that complain that guys in green didn't wreck everyone, listing their real capabilites,
forgetting that not only their power was downscaled, but the antagonist's power as well.
To use the latest example: In "Amphibia" millitary is composed of few challenger tanks(or whatever it was) and a bunch of soldiers and gets defeated in seconds, that means in realistic scenario multidementional space empire would not have been blown up by superiors numbers and firepower of combined arms and then got force fed nukes thru portals, but would have posessed tech capable of waging it's own six hours war and tactical ability of generations of greatest minds combined together with computer efficiency.
And that's how it goes in most of these cases.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I almost thought that was from Inside Job or Rick and Morty.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      welcome to modern american animation

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        hey it looks better that anime or euroshit

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          look closely at the pic above and rethink what the frick you just said

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I'm sorry you're legally blind, anon

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          On your home planet that is

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        you are fricking blind if you thought that was Inside Job or Rick and Morty

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          not rick and morty for sure but it could easily pass for inside job if you ignore the background

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        you are fricking blind if you thought that was Inside Job or Rick and Morty

        I genuinely had the same initial impression.
        I was wondering if it was from the "Keep Summer safe" episode

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      welcome to modern american animation

      I thought it was either of those without reading the OP but its Amphibia? Christ.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      lmao same, I thought the screenshot was from inside job

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's not really wanking when the military always loses and people want something more than just that.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ask for bigger budgets and writers so encounter of worlds wouldn't look pathetic

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ^

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's not that they loose, I'm fine with them loosing
      But it should be a battle at the very least
      I mean if humanity gets defeated I want to see them truly get defeated after a fight of massive proportions

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        We will not die on our knees, I guarantee it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The opposite can be just as (if not even more) obnoxious and boring.
      Also see: The original "The Boys" comics

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        yes but the opposite almost never happens because Vietnam and then iraq completely shattered western interest in hero-soldier media

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This.

      The military shows up so the villain has something to destroy to show its power.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Watch a live-action movie then. Stop complaining that fictional army which can be as strong as it wants beats the real thing with magic powers.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Or, we can desire media which scratches the itch of seeing properly deployed firepower finally fulfilling its purpose a la Desert Storm.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous
          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Goddamn beautiful.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Media like that exists, it just tends to be a boring slog.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Mind naming some? Definitely interested in checking them out

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Gate

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Watch a live-action movie then
        Anon this is Cinemaphile.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because it's boring and poorly written, the untied states army being defeated by a bunch of small robotic frogs and an autistic girl that were defeated by a couple of 13 year old girls and talking frogs is dumb

    /thread

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >In "Amphibia" millitary is composed of few challenger tanks(or whatever it was) and a bunch of soldiers and gets defeated in seconds, that means in realistic scenario multidementional space empire would not have been blown up by superior numbers and firepower of combined arms and then got force fed nukes thru portals, but would have posessed tech capable of waging it's own six hours war and tactical ability of generations of greatest minds combined together with computer efficiency.
      Protagonists being able to break frobos this easily was a plothole, not the US Army losing

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The moment they were shown being overwhelmed by a few hundred silly little talking animals with forks and axes it estabilished their capabilities even if it makes no sense.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          and tanks got eaten by birds

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            A bird that somehow got scarred by HopPop's makeshift spear but can tank a tank.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The moment they were shown being overwhelmed by a few hundred silly little talking animals with forks and axes it estabilished their capabilities even if it makes no sense.

        and tanks got eaten by birds

        It's a strange situation. Sure, the robot soldiers are mass produced and have a lot less logistic problems with things like feeding them (they dont eat), but they're so flimsy that they die to mud and an old man's punch. When the invasion began it wasn't even countrywide, it just targeted a single city before failing. Assuming that the consequences of not stopping the big bad means that they take over Earth with no survivors, we'd have to assume those flimsy tanks were the peak of the human military's capabilities in this cartoon world. You could've have believed this with a lot of cope had it not been for the fact that the FBI (which is really the CIA for kiddies) has even MORE advanced technology than that.

        I think that the real danger wasn't the Earth getting destroyed, but rather Amphibia, either by the human military nuking their ass back to the Late Devonian Period or getting Majora's Mask'd by the even bigger bad.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They can't send the nukes until they go through a voting in congress or something like that, though it'd be fun to nuke the frick out of Los Angeles.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >the untied states army being defeated by a bunch of small robotic frogs
      We are talking about the same army that got beaten by a bunch of rice farmers

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Again, that's what we call a leadership issue. There's a whole other timeline where we glass North Korea's supply routes.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Rice farmers with advanced soviet weapons and 300 thousand chinese soldiers to aid them

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >advanced soviet weapons

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            The Russians giving them weapons is not really a secret.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            at certain points in the cold war soviets slightly outclassed americans in terms of millitary tech
            i know it sounds crazy today but it's true

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >i know it sounds crazy today but it's true
              The US goverment still use russian tech to this day.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's a show about Anne saving the day. Not about the Military saving the day

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Eleutheromaniacs fear the military because they know they will never control it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's why you need to go out and buy 50 handguns, so you can fight the military's tanks.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No, it's why the argument surrounding gun "rights" is moot.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Oh boy I get to post this again.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You still can't shoot a spy plane out of the sky with a glorified toy.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's why you need to go out and buy 50 handguns, so you can fight the military's tanks.

      Citizen owned guns prevent tyranny my making resourses needed for opression of thios populace impossible to afford for the governent, of course millitary can citizens, but this escalation will kill the country, and lesser force can only bend citizens to a certain degree

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >impossible to afford for the governent
        They already own the bigger guns, what's a rifle-shaped pistol gonna do?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          you are a fricking idiot, if every citizen has even a flisiest chance of being dangerous, and firearms sure as hell make you dangerous, it will make every confrontation with the citizenry a tense situation involving potential risks and requiring more equipment and manpower
          ;arge dissatified populace that previously could have been beaten into the line by fat fricks with police batons now requires a millitarized force to potentially wage a local civil war and that is not what finantial interest wants

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >you are a fricking idiot
            Given your spelling, I'll take that as a compliment.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous
              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I know I'm not wrong. You eleutheromaniacs think you can fight the government without eventually becoming another government. You want to kill your "oppressors" without being someone else's oppressor. You're the ones who put yourselves in check.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I know I'm not wrong. You eleutheromaniacs think you can fight the government without eventually becoming another government. You want to kill your "oppressors" without being someone else's oppressor. You're the ones who put yourselves in check.

                Also,
                >flisiest
                >dissatified
                >finantial
                More than typos, and more than one of them.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                i literally don't look where i type
                i'am also german

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >i'am also german
                My condolences.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                yeah

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            This anon has "my life is an anime and I'm the protagonist" syndrome. Trust me, mac, you don't want to go up against the most advanced military in existence.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You can't fight your own people like you fight an opposing force. To destroy their infrastructure is to destroy your own. People are also much less willing to fight their fellow countrymen. Also, are you implying because they own "bigger" guns, a larger army can't lose to Guerrilla Warfare? Where have you been for the past 60 years?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Gorilla warfare can't stop a nuke.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              No country is going to nuke itself.
              Are you fricking moronic?
              Actually, don't answer that, this is Cinemaphile so you're definitely fricking moronic.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >No country is going to nuke itself.
                And no citizen would consider fighting its own country.
                >inb4
                Then they're no longer a citizen.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Jesus christ, you are actually, genuinely moronic.
                If you actually think that a country would willingly nuke its own land, its own infrastructure, and its own people to stop a rebel force, you should legitimately never be allowed anywhere near any position of power, and if you found yourself in one you should be immediately assassinated, because you are too fricking stupid to be allowed any semblance of power.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Gorilla warfare can't stop a nuke.

                this is the logic bootlicker homosexuals operate on

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >No country is going to nuke itself.
                belka was based you fricking homosexual

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >No country is going to nuke itself.

                You still think this, living in this clown universe?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Are you moronic? In what world would a Government ever used a Nuke, a rebelling force? Destroy and irradiate their land, making it inhabitable for centuries?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Jesus christ, you are actually, genuinely moronic.
                If you actually think that a country would willingly nuke its own land, its own infrastructure, and its own people to stop a rebel force, you should legitimately never be allowed anywhere near any position of power, and if you found yourself in one you should be immediately assassinated, because you are too fricking stupid to be allowed any semblance of power.

                One missile is all it takes to clear out a city. Do it fast enough, it will only ever be -a- city.

                [...]
                this is the logic bootlicker homosexuals operate on

                You still think your funny names hurt me. Adorable.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Do it fast enough, it will only ever be -a- city.
                Lol, in the age of the internet if a rebel force saw you nuke one of your own cities full of innocent civilians all that'd happen is that more and more of the country would rise up and consider your government totalitarian.
                Nevermind the fact that China and Russia would easily smell the blood in the water and do what America loves to do; financially and militarily support those various rebel forces.
                Again, you are fricking moronic, please for the love of god don't ever be put in charge of anything more important than a fricking grill station.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >gorilla
              I believe you are actually moronic enough to have misspelled this unknowingly.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >he said, forgetting that the word is spelled "correctly" in the post I'm replying to

                >Do it fast enough, it will only ever be -a- city.
                Lol, in the age of the internet if a rebel force saw you nuke one of your own cities full of innocent civilians all that'd happen is that more and more of the country would rise up and consider your government totalitarian.
                Nevermind the fact that China and Russia would easily smell the blood in the water and do what America loves to do; financially and militarily support those various rebel forces.
                Again, you are fricking moronic, please for the love of god don't ever be put in charge of anything more important than a fricking grill station.

                >innocent civilians
                If a city gets taken over by rebels and the citizens refuse to leave, they've also forfeit their citizenship.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >If a city gets taken over by rebels and the citizens refuse to leave, they've also forfeit their citizenship.
                Again, you are fricking moronic, the world will be a better place if you are killed.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You still think rebels would bother rising up knowing they'd be outmatched against the full force of their "oppressors'" military might.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Because unlike you I'm not historically illiterate.
                You'd think America's recent withdrawal from Afghanistan would have taught you something.
                All the military might in the world means nothing if you don't have the people's hearts and minds, and America will never have that because American "diplomacy" is a joke, even within its own borders.
                Any country that nuked itself would be immediately condemned by the international community and considered insane, thus destroying any of their global relevance and immediately leading to their decline, if not complete collapse.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >America's recent withdrawal from Afghanistan
                That's called a leadership issue. Reminder: it always boils down to leadership.
                >nuked itself
                A rebel-controlled enclave is no longer part of the country.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >That's called a leadership issue.
                No, it's called a "trying to take over via military might always fails in the end because the people you're lording over hate your guts and will gladly side with the people you're fighting at the end of the day."
                >A rebel-controlled enclave is no longer part of the country.
                Again, good luck convincing the international community of that.
                You are a special kind of stupid, please never breed.
                We're done here.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >the people you're lording over hate your guts
                A monopoly on force should render that unappreciable.
                >the international community
                Means dog dick, because it's an oxymoron. Want to impress me? Make that "international community" a little less international, and not the way (You) would probably like.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Please get a Name/trip code, so I can filter you.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >so I can filter you
                Well, when you put it like that, eat my taint.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >gorilla warfare
              >gorilla
              >tfw when you run out of troops, and need to send in the apes
              Seriously, though, shit like using the wrong word is going to make you look flat out moronic, anon. Also,
              >nuking territory you plan to control
              I mean, if you care more about having power over the survivors than literally ANYTHING else... Really, though, a nuclear strike will destroy just about any resource you'd want to be invading/fighting over in the first place.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Anon meant what he wrote.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >shit like using the wrong word is going to make you look flat out moronic
                >he said, forgetting that it's spelled "correctly" in the post I replied to, meaning I had to know what I was saying as I was saying it
                >if you care more about having power over the survivors than literally ANYTHING else
                As every government does, yes.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Every government is content to rule a bunch of corpses
                >Every government can afford to launch an attack with zero payoff
                You absolute moron, a government can't function without resources. Seriously, the only thing missing from your string of idiocy at this point is you posting "marshall law" unironically.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Martial Law is simply Law. We just live under degenerates who would rather be lawless.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Anon, if you respond to every instance of dissidence with mass executions, you won't have a workforce for very long. Have you seen how a good chunk of the population reacted to COVID measures? Imagine how'd they react to neighbors and family members getting killed in indiscriminate strikes, especially if they didn't even have involvement with the rebels.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >if you respond to every instance of dissidence with mass executions, you won't have a workforce for very long
                Tell that to the second-largest economy in the world.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                you mean the one that is rapidly collapsing?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >totally happening for real this time!
                Yes, that one. Even if its economy goes belly-up, that says nothing about the State.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                That says literally everything about the government, anon.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Oh, no, the masses are starving, and my Nation's inner party is large enough to repopulate the planet, whatever shall we do!

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >the masses make up 99% of your armed forces
                >entire nation is gobbled up by surrounding parties while the angry mobs hang you from a lamp post

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                And at the end of it all, you still have... wait for it... a government.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >le government still exists even if all the members of it are killed and the country is devoured by its neighbors

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Some kind of government, yes, regardless of what eleutheromaniacs would want you to believe.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Not the same one that led to the starvation though. Even the most brutalized of populace tend to lose their shit when they can't keep food on the table.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yet, for some reason, it always takes a noble, reedom-loving nation to make it collapse.
                Not a typo, because I know some of you still think me saying "gorilla warfare" was done in incompetence.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                go slurp down some more gutter oil, moron

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >no rebuttal, just childish insults
                It's nice when the mask slips.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >act like a moron and ignore history and everything anyone has replied to you
                >get pissy when someone just starts treating you like a moron

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You still think citizens matter to the State, when the State itself can fill every job required by the citizens.

                don't you have some more Dipper porn to jerk off to, industrycuck

                What on Earth makes you think I even watch "normal" porn?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Modern China doesn't respond to dissent with mass executions. Tienanmen was a one-off thing 40 years ago, most likely started by a trigger-happy commander who didn't knew how to react, and which resulted in probably 900 casualties. There was a protest in Cairo in 2013 where about as many people died and it doesn't even have its own Wikipedia page.
                The Uighur concentration camp thing is a meme.
                The reason why there's social peace in China is mostly because the average worker see his life level getting better and better over the years. Same reason why western countries have more and more troubles keeping their social peace.
                If the country faced deep economic crisis, no amount of social credit score degrade would stop the power from being toppled.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >no amount of social credit score degrade would stop the power from being toppled
                The nukes would.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Oh for frick's sake.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, it would be suicidal for any rebel group to form in a State with access to nuclear weapons.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It's going to put holes in the bodies of the government smugs. Rendering them very unsmug. You are probably lying but incase you are just ignorant, are you aware that pocket guns break kill records nearly every year? It's because they are easy to carry and most fights are unarmored 1 v 1 affairs.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      don't you have some more Dipper porn to jerk off to, industrycuck

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Man nobody cares about the military

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    MISSILE! NOW!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      WHERE'S THE GIANT, MANSLEY?!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >but what's with all the wanking?

    If anything cartoons don't go far enough.

    Where's my Cinemaphile depiction of the Invasion of Ukraine?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      would make for a good mix of "fullmetal jacket" and "enemy at the gates" if made from russian side
      If ukies are protags it would be just another "bad russians" war movie

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Sasha invading Andrea's country while she posts about it for likes

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Andrea? the one from TGAMM?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Yes

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >would make for a good mix of "fullmetal jacket" and "enemy at the gates" if made from russian side
        >If ukies are protags it would be just another "bad russians" war movie
        It would be generic "other country bad" propaganda in either case.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          anly if talantless biased homosexual gets to film it
          what is the case 99% of the time but let us imagine that it might be different this time

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It would be "enemy at the gates" but accurate

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Since when did we have Leclerc MBT?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      also looks simmilar to korean k2 black panther
      did US ever had rectanged tanks?

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why gendi dosen't even try to pick it up? it was a good fricking show

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i liked the Hammer but i wished it acted more like an actual heavy mech. i did not like the part where it dodged just by having rockets move it left.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I like the hammer big and clunky design and how is more like a bipedal tank.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cartoons tend to be made by people who know nothing about the military or guns or tactics, so any armed force is always incompetent.
    The only animation where the military is allowed to not be completely incompetent 100% of the time and doesn't job at EVERY opportunity is anime.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it's an anime where someone calls helocopter "a metal pegasus"
      this whole show seems to be written by a moron with a fetish for idiolized version of modern army and belief that medieval people were moronic

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's a fantasy world with magical creatures and no advanced technology, the hell else would they call a helicopter?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          A mechanical Bee.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            what if they don't have bees in that magical world?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Whatever words for
          >screw/spiral/bladed/rotation/etc.
          paired with
          >wing/air/wind/sky
          they have in their language, just like when helicopters and aerial screws were invented in our world, ya bingus. The concepts behind vertical ascension have been understood by humanity for thousands of years, it just taking advantaged technology to actually act upon them.

          Failing that, I dunno, helicopters are definitely more insectoid than anything

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            But they already have pegasuses (pegasi?) and wyverns. Why would they compare it to abstract mechanical concepts instead of the real concrete animals they already know?

            I want a scene of medieval people mocking calling something a computer mouse just to frick with people like you.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >that thing that looks nothing at all like a winged horse? lets call it a flying horse
              them thinking a helicopter is some kind of mechanical insect makes more sense

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                insects are small

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                fantasy insects aren't

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                And now we're in just pretending to be moronic territory.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                many fantasy settings have abnormally large insects
                helicopters look more like a bug than they do a fricking horse

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >why wouldn't they compare it to what they already have instead of abstract mechanical concepts
              Again, the concept is simple enough that humanity has been aware of it for literal ages. It's not hard for them to figure that out. As to why they would use "metal pegasues" anyways despite knowing it's a machine, well it's obvious: they don't fly like pegasuses and they don't look like pegasuses. It's the same reason why cars weren't called metal horses, they were called horseless carriages. Metal Peaguses would work if they were on hoverbikes or some shit.
              >oh but a computer mouse
              It was nicknamed a mouse because it vaguely resembled a mouse. Clear shit going on there with the tail and what now. Helicopters don't resemble flying horses.

              Besides, it's fukken magic land: you say that shit and someone will actually think they have literal metal flying horses powered by magic, rather than flying insectoid pew pew machines flying through mechanic air screwing

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        And the concept gets old after the first episode, when I saw GATE I was "finally! a show where the military doesn't immediately jobs" but then we keep seeing the same and the the guys with guns defeat the orcs with swords and gets boring pretty quickly.

        Gate was literally a propaganda campaign to get loser Jap weebs to join the JSDF. Was not successful at all.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Should have gone for a more realistic setting

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >muh autistic nudity
            Two bombs clearly were not enough.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              American moment.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                America protects autistic nudity as a matter of law. Disappointing, I know.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I've talked to a few people who have actually been in the military who love roasting Gate and it's author. It's good fun, but it's not accurate or faithful to how a real military would operate.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Cartoons tend to be made by people who know nothing about the military or guns or tactics, so any armed force is always incompetent
      So what? Its meant to entertain

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >So what? Its meant to entertain
        Lol, cartoons haven't been made to entertain in almost a decade.
        Nowadays they're made for shipping 'tism and twitter good boy points.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      And the concept gets old after the first episode, when I saw GATE I was "finally! a show where the military doesn't immediately jobs" but then we keep seeing the same and the the guys with guns defeat the orcs with swords and gets boring pretty quickly.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        How about you make it actually competitive?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Ranged beats swords, theres no competition to be had there. At best you could make a sort of competition of magic vs guns, but then if you did make them equivalent to one another you'd basically have group A with regular guns against group B with regular guns but sparkly. And why do that instead of just a pure magic/gun thing anyway, easier to appeal to a single content.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I don't subscribe to your theory that magic elements existing on the Fantasy side to help make things more competitive against a modern setting always has to boil down to "regular guns but sparkly"...

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        How about you make it actually competitive?

        Ranged beats swords, theres no competition to be had there. At best you could make a sort of competition of magic vs guns, but then if you did make them equivalent to one another you'd basically have group A with regular guns against group B with regular guns but sparkly. And why do that instead of just a pure magic/gun thing anyway, easier to appeal to a single content.

        It depends on what you want to do.
        You can Make them immediately competitive by having Fantasy guys that are superhuman, can tank bullets while bigger shit like dragons can shrug off long ranged artillery. Modern has its advantages but it's going to have to be a lot smarter about how to handles a physically superior enemy.
        Or if you want a Gate like scenario
        >Fantasy realm treats its initial invasion like typical medieval warfare, gets mowed down.
        >Fantasy real realizes quickly that they're going to get destroyed if they try that shit again, so they adapt.
        >Get smarter with magic, using scrying magic and small specialized strike forces to disrupt supply chains and to replace key personal with doppelgangers. Take advantage of the fact that they can open portals and their enemy can't.
        >Modern society in turn has to up their security, develop protocols for potential doppelgangers, and develop countermeasures against whatever the fantasy guys are sending through.
        Essentially make it turn into a battle of intelligence and espionage.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          More or less, except it takes place after the war has ended and an island has been designated as the Trade Zone between the two worlds. The guy is a cop who is a veteran of the initial war and pretty salty about it, and the girl is a liason who came to investigate a kidnapping and stayed on as his partner. Together they fight crime, which frequently surfaces a lot of the concepts you're talking about, like magicking a camera to transform into a gun when a spell is spoken.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Shame the anime is such janky crap, the LN is bretty gud.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I had a similar idea except with technology. Have an advanced civilization move in like Japan in Manchuria and push back the medieval types. Medieval types adapt and start to copy tech and buy stuff from dwarves or something. As war kicks up again the advanced nation is faced with tanks firing energy crystals and super alloyed fighter jets forcing a standstill.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The only thing this anime attempts to prove is a modern cucked militia. MILITIA. could easily push the shit in of a medieval army. Anytime they push the narrative of nations being nations they always wank superior culture folded 1,000 times in the forges of nagasaki and hiroshima. muh honorable mercenaries who murdered peasants for wrong-think and terrorized countryfolk for taxes to fill coffers of pedophile polygamists. superior indeed.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      GATE was fricken trash

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >the only time the military can "win" is if its just shooting people with 13th century technology

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's kinda funny just how superior the "competent military and portal to another world" show the US made is to Japan

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I've talked to a few people who have actually been in the military who love roasting Gate and it's author. It's good fun, but it's not accurate or faithful to how a real military would operate.

      Like most Isekai, it's an idealized depiction. In this case, of the Japanese military as perfectly hewing to Western military doctrine (in the broad sense) and ideals. The author was in the JSDF, so it's fanfiction of his ideal scenario. Either you find something to enjoy in someone else's fanwank, or you don't. I do think the manga is the superior adaptation, though - the anime blunted a lot of stuff that the manga slaps you in the face with, like the brutality of war regardless of doctrine. Your leg doesn't fricking care whether it got chopped off by a sword or blown off by a claymore. The anime is basically an advertisement.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Never watched/read GATE, but how do you wank the JSDF considering other countries have vastly more powerful/advanced armies?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          by making every other army on the planet incompetent idiots who fear the mighty JSDF
          no joke

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            It was lolworthy

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            To be fair they has a demigod on their side.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Why don't demigods just conquer the human world?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          They have the JSDF effortlessly defeat the armies of other countries anyway.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Make them fight romans, thats it. they travel to a low fantasy world and fight guys in horses with tanks and machines guns and dragons with rocket lauchers and planes.

          Magic doesn't even levels the playing field either since this mages are the kind that can only throw like 3 fireballs a day.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Would psuedo-Romans be easy to conquer, even if you had modern equipment? Sure they're vastly outgunned but they were also organized and numerous as frick

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              If you gave modern Japan a portal to alt Rome at the peak of its empire and told them they could go nuts? Yeah, the Roman government and standing army would be decimated immediately.
              The real issue would be the survivors. Assuming our hypothetical Japan attempts to absorb this Rome into a Japanese empire, technology (and more importantly weaponry) is going to leak. Never enough for a full scale rebellion, but crime rates among the devastated population would sky rocket, and there's no way the JSDF would be able to police that shit.
              It would essentially be a massive ghetto of "ethnic" people which hate their oppressors with a population that easily dwarfs Japan's.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Which is why Gate had the Senate split into peace and war factions, the opposing prince be a gigantic douche that brutalizes the territory he controls, and the initial land the Japanese can access be mostly vassals who are happy to switch sides. Good old divide and conquer.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >No see Japan was the good guys they NEEDED to conquer that land!

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                No, see, that land was always Japanese land. They aren't conquering it, they're liberating it.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            As high as anyone in Wome, then?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Step 1: Have interdimensional gate open in Tokyo, accessible only from that one street.
          Step 2: Declare that the land beyond is all Japanese soil, dare everyone else to say otherwise.

          by making every other army on the planet incompetent idiots who fear the mighty JSDF
          no joke

          It was lolworthy

          They have the JSDF effortlessly defeat the armies of other countries anyway.

          It is amazing the things people convince themselves of. One scene of unprepared spooks without so much as night vision getting wrecked by prepared Japanese special forces on their training grounds, and you shit yourselves. That's it, there's no other depictions of any other nations forces, but 8 years on and you still work yourselves into a tizzy.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Step 2: Declare that the land beyond is all Japanese soil, dare everyone else to say otherwise.
            This is probably the most unrealistic thing about Gate. The outrage from the international community alone would have Japan second guessing itself.
            Also lol muh Japanese Empire 2.0 fan fiction.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Remember that it's in the context of first awareness of the gate coming in the form of a massive surprise invasion led by various monsters that wrecked a good portion of Tokyo. Thousands dead, etc. They had a big sympathy bank to draw on, and realistically, what ground do the other nations stand on to intervene, punish, or sanction Japan? The labeling of the attack as terrorism is obvious undermining of that.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Oh yeah all of Kore...I mean fantasy land belongs to Japan.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Think about it from a cultural stand-point, the US went through a lite-jingoism phase during the cold war and past 9-11, so after the effect was exhausted and counter-culture took place Americans started seeing any media that showed the military in any good light as a propaganda to some extent, meanwhile Japan post-WW2 has been neutered into not going jingoistic ever again, and unlike the US there is no such thing as a gun culture, you literally need a 95% accuracy to get a license (according to Wikipedia) but violence with and without firearms is very prominent in Japanese media because there is no political interest in saying it's propaganda nor is there the mental exhaustion of seeing the news talk about gun crirme every other day.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Only thing that trash showed that jap cucks could defeat fully autistic absolutely artificial and non-viable medival empire. Frick, this nobrain dummies didn't even use recon before any attack, that says all about qulity of this trash.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >The only animation
      watch more animu

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Good to know how strong the convictions of eleutheromaniacs really are.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You!

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Can you explain why the enemy gets downscaled as well in your example, I saw that show and outside of the leader of the robot army being a moron who goes to fight himself instead of sending swarms or robots from the safety of his own dimension you don't really see him having more capacity that what we saw in the show.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      because he dosen't exist outside of the show, in the context of the show us army is a few tanks and soldiers, and irl it's a grand force,
      so scale newtopian empire in the same manner now and you'll get what i mean

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That falls into the steven universe syndrome where they expect you to think the show takes place in a world like ours but then something very common place doesn't exist.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Lol clicked on the thread hoping to see some war machines in animation and comics, but it's nothing but off-topic. Cinemaphile is so shit.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >ywn join such badass army

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Norks made Americans look like gigga chads
      lol

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Chinese propaganda made Biden look like a gigachad. I don't understand how they can frick up so badly.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I prefer Brazilian propaganda.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Looks like an optional boss fight in SMT

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Context?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous
            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Damn, if that was Biden I would be proud to call him president. We need a necromancer in office

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous
              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Chinese propaganda is maybe of questionable effectiveness, but atleast it's not your american horrid stawman comicswith ugly artsyle and text all over

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    While I agree with your general assessment I believe you choose a bad example.

    The alien army wrecking shit is a staple of Hollywood from the day the earth stood still to war of the worlds but usually we hype the invading force as something that conventional weapons just can't penetrate, in Amphibia we see those robots get cut like they where made of butter by two 14yrl girls with words, so its kind of ridiculous some guys with guns are having trouble shooting the swarms of tincans out of the sky.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    a fun weird factoid: the US navy refuses to let the F-35 be depicted due to how big of a financial failure it wound up being. The last movie it shows up in is Man of Steel escorting the bomber into Metropolis. If you want to use a jet in your cartoon or superhero show you're strongly encouraged to use the F-16 or design a visibly different craft.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's complete bullshit.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        show me an F-35 used in a cartoon or film since Man of Steel

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Terminator.
          US military doesn't like the plane shown off because it's in active duty.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          They feature prominently in the opening of Top Gun: Maverick and the plot makes a point they'd be able to handle the mission far better than the F/A-18.

          The problem is F35 are single seater, so you couldn't film with the actors actually flying as they did, and the other due to all the classified capabilities as well.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      cool, but what the frick were those thanks?

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Military/gun gays are simply the real life equivalent of powerlevel autists. Never forget that time a militarygay was so obssessed with proving he was right in an argument about tanks that he leaked secretive military documents to prove his side

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >time
      It's happened several times.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Never forget that time a militarygay was so obssessed with proving he was right in an argument about tanks that he leaked secretive military documents to prove his side
      That actually happened 3 or 4 times.
      And every time it was in War Thunder or World of Tanks.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Just a average day for War Thunder im suprised that happened so many times without some goverment trying to shut them down by now. Last i heard some Chinese tank information got leaked by a chinese tank crew member on the WT forums lmao.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, someone posted the Chinese tank round.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Mostly because milgays have never gotten a bone thrown their own way, so any time the military does show up they desperately psych themselves up into thinking that THIS TIME the formula will be bucked and the military will actually do something. Thus is the milgay cycle of hype-hype shattered-butthurt, just make an animated adaptation of a Tom Clancy novel set in the 80's and they'll be happy for the next 30 years.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >"Soldiers DIED because of the autist"
    What do you people think should happen then? Marcy should go to juvie?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Dude. Marcy died. Then she was revived and became the puppet of a ghost. She was punished enough.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No, she was stabbed, then sent to a rejuvenation tank, then brutally violated (at first).

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Most writers are turbo wusses who hate real life strong men. They also need foils and cannon fodder for their motion picture products and the military is an easy way to add some element of danger to a show, they can be either for or against the protagonists cause. It does get really moronic when you realize that all the soldiers don't know how to shoot and the weapons are nerfed to make the fights drag out. (You have to establish the protagonists and a cut above and you need a long enough fight to fill the time slot and provide action. Thus, weaponry can do any meaningful damage until the climax.) Never let the facts get the facts way of a good story. The problem is most stories just aren't very believable anymore so the old troupes stick out like sore thumbs.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yvan eht nioj

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I miss this show still.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It was the best propaganda.
      I loved the screaming eagles when he opened his arms, which were full of GUNS

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Good intro too. https://youtu.be/yP_bDKz7hxg

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's nothing compared to how great anime can be. Anime made by military autists is great. American animation could use more guys that just wanna show tanks, jets, battleships and giant robots just doing cool shit.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    amphibia invaded earth, killed hundreds of civilians, destroyed famous landmarks and terrain and costed billions in damages, and Mutt tries to handwave it with a conspiracy theory joke to own the Q boomers...
    outside of anne and her small circle of friends and allies, most people on earth would think amphibia was evil, tried and failed to invade them, and that all governments should be working together to build a portal big enough to send a nuke back through.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Killed hundreds of civillians
      Nope, they did get a few soldiers though.
      >Conspiracy theory joke
      I don't think that one was a joke. If anything, the joke was that people don't trust anyone from LA.
      >Working together to send a nuke back at them
      Did you forget we're only alive because of magic? Which we don't have any longer? Your proposal is stupid. Also why would we bother?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >and that all governments should be working together to build a portal big enough to send a nuke back through
      You don't need to. The portals are big enough to send a grenade through. Just get a bunch of portal machines and a bunch of car batteries. And a bunch of grenades obviously.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's why Sasha join NERV

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the military would win more if the us government funded these cartoons as pure propaganda like they do the marvel movies (far larger audience, far bigger return on investment). Be happy you aren't getting military wiener shoved down your throat in every children's cartoon telling them to enlist in the next israeli war.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Remember how butthurt people got when Marvel did a thing with Northrop Grumman?

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why do these discussions always devolve into "we'd just nuke them lmao", as if there would be no humanitarian reasons that would prevent a nation from instantly resorting to the most extreme countermeasure.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      People are moronic.
      Look up in this thread and there was some moron arguing that america could just drop a nuke on one of its own cities if a protest got too rowdy and thinks there would be no backlash at all.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      depends really
      for example if we saw a vastly superior force land and tear their way through tanks with their bare hands then "nuke them" is a good solution

      that being said, if we do end up in a realistic war with an alien species, no amount of nukes will help us in any capacity, since they wouldn't have to land anything to force us into submission

      if they're capable of traveling near lightspeed they're capable of tossing a rock at near lightspeed which would just let them nuke the planet from the comfortable distance of fricking Pluto

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >for example if we saw a vastly superior force land and tear their way through tanks with their bare hands then "nuke them" is a good solution
        Even in the middle of a crowded city? God damn the nips were right, mankind is more frightening than Godzilla

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          If the USA had to trade one city for defeating an entire alien invasion they would.
          Might not be fun to contemplate, but it's exactly what would happen

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sometimes I feel the people who get nitpicky about it (besides military autists) have some weird wounded pride on humanity's behalf. I remember hearing similar complaints about SU, people being upset that the FBI or whatever never stepped in to deal with gem shit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ironically SU was supposed to have a MiB style side antagonist, but Genndy himself suggested Sugar axe them to focus more on gem stuff.
      Regardless, Gem intervention in human development seems to have resulted in a more docile humanity, and the gems themselves don't seem like some massive secret.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >the gems themselves don't seem like some massive secret
        Yea, it feels weirdly inconsistent at times. One time Pearl made a hologram for the townspeople and they just thought she was some kind of witch. Fast-forward a bit and suddenly everyone accepts living among aliens and having weird alien shit happen

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why shouldn't I prefer humanity to non humans?
      Should xenophilia be a default?

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Are there any comics or cartoons where cops and the army actually start using the shit from alien invasions and supervillains to upgrade their shit?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      DCAU

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't say they jobbed, per se.
    The general guy didn't just give up and retreat, he said "Get me the phone!", and that's how we got Mr. X and Anne's parents in the super suits, which was clearly the ace in their sleeve. They obviously didn't have the time or budget to show more, but it's implied that humanity is still putting up a decent fight offscreen.

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    OP. I don't know if anyone has ever told you this. But...you're moronic.

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I think the idea of guys-with guns beating the hyped up hyper supernatural threat is entertaining to some people because they very clearly aren't going to win, they're generic grunts in a story about heroes.

    The clone centric episodes in clone wars were pretty nice because of this, they showed you a bunch of grunts who would later become heroic instead of a bunch of established untouchable heroes

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    art is revolutionary, we must remove all the fascist boot lickers in the art industry. Animation too.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You monster, without the boot lickers, how will the fascists keep their boots so ridiculously clean and shiny?!

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because you have to show Empire in a positive light or the DoD won't give you anymore money.

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why do Sashanne and Sprivy shippers b***h so much for? Didn't they win, like there was a competition or something

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I fricking hate that part of the episode.

    The robots were so pathetic and weak! Why the hell did tanks, planes, and general weapon couldn't damage them? Why the frick did they make it look like "there is nothing trained militars can do against a threat like this"

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wasn't there some French CGI movie that had a evil tiny villain with mosquito riders planned to grow big to take over the world but when he did he instantly got killed by the national guard.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Arthur and the invisibles

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Anons were clowning on that fricker yesterday and now you're here spouting the same moronic bs drivel.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I know, eleutheromaniacs never learn.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >I know, eleuth-
        Stop using this word. You don't know what it means and are more annoying than the moron who argued that USA nuking itself is a great idea.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >You don't know what it means
          I use it specifically because I know what it means.
          >USA nuking itself
          Rebel. Occupied. Territory. Is. No. Longer. Part. Of. The. State.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          There is a 100% chance that's the same moron.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, the post above confirmed that. Not surprising.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >refuses to address the argument, because he can't find fault in it

              >USA nuking itself

              it almost did.

              https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1961_Goldsboro_B-52_crash

              An accident is completely different.

        • 2 years ago
          supra80

          >USA nuking itself

          it almost did.

          https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1961_Goldsboro_B-52_crash

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >it almost did.
            Well, that was an accident. homosexual above argued that USA can purposely nuke a city full of rebels and won't suffer any negative consequences from that move.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              They won't, because the move would easily shut the rebels up.

              • 2 years ago
                supra80

                >be USA
                >nuke a city full of rebels
                >nuked city is on US soil
                >no negative consequences

                Radioactive fallout for one...

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >US soil
                I'm not going to repeat myself again.
                >Radioactive fallout
                Well, got me there, it's not like anyone has ever had to deal with that before, especially not since August of 1945...

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >loss of a populated city with infrastructure for the foreseeable future thanks to the fallout
                >more rebels rise up in hundreds other cities as a result of outrage
                >chunk of the military and police joins the rebellion because what the frick is the government doing
                >other countries shit on USA in the process
                >USA's rivals start sponsoring rebels because they see that the country is falling apart in real time
                >no consequences
                Hopeless. You should take the advice of this anon.

                Please get a Name/trip code, so I can filter you.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >loss of a populated city
                -A- city, if you're fast enough.
                >more rebels rise up
                Most people aren't big into suicide cults.
                >chunk of the military and police
                Get executed for not showing up on schedule, just to be safe.
                >USA's rivals
                Get missiles, too.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Congrats, you just killed USA by encouraging everyone to nuke it back. Idiot.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >what are bunkers?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I bet those people sitting in bunkers will have tons of success (and fun) running the barren radioactive wasteland once they crawl out.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >what is the 7/10 rule?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                completely useless

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Then all those "glowies" you hate so much wouldn't have them.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah 99% of most civilians don't have them either. So you think a bunch of Rich Fricks are going to survive in the post nuclear wasteland?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >people who planned ahead enough to survive the war would NEVER plan ahead enough to survive the aftermath!
                Eleutheromaniac cope.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Too bad the us shut down a large majority of those in the late '80s.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Not the ones owned by the government, for their exclusive use.

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