It's gonna make a billion dollars. Same as Mario next summer. Illumination knows how to bring in the people. I'm worried for Pixar's next film being wedged between Spider-Verse and most likely Mario. It's gonna get creamed.
Nintendo have a good relationship with Disney, but they knew Pixar would drop the ball this year. It's like they have designated shaman to predict the rise and fall of certain companies
The illumination Mario film was years in the making. It only happened because of the development Super Nintendo world at universal studios led Miyamoto to meeting the CEO of Illumination. Nintendo was NEVER going to work with Disney.
The illumination Mario film was years in the making. It only happened because of the development Super Nintendo world at universal studios led Miyamoto to meeting the CEO of Illumination. Nintendo was NEVER going to work with Disney.
Nintendo worked with Illumination on it because they were willing to go totally work for-hire with full creative control and being the owners of the film. Disney wouldn't have ever agreed to that
the first rhingnnews talk anout this movie is that they have an openly gay main character. that already raised red flags not to mention that, again, white man is the stupid one in the team
Despicable 4 can just be the girls becoming villains/heroes and following in Gru's footsteps while he rushes around insulating them from all the actual danger of the industry.
You can thank their "racial awareness" bullshit. Can't design a character without giving them some racial facial feature that "codes" them a certain race.
Makes it clear that Disney has no faith in the project, unless Illumination botches it completely, Mario will be the highest grossing animated movie this year.
Pre-covid the first movie didn't break 400 million so why do you think a sequel would break a billion? Mario is gonna be the billion dollar one due to ironic and genuine meme happening like the ones surrounding the Minions movie.
Frick this fricking country, all the audience want is fricking dogshit animated films that pander to the chinese! And no i am not a shill for Disney or Pixar because those studios should go frick themselves as well!
They killed all their birds. They pollute their own waters, land and even skies. Their pandas are the only animal they love. That doesn’t mean they know what an American bear looks like.
There's no actual evidence that Sun Bears aren't just furries running around the woods. It's easier to believe than accept the idea that this is somehow a bear
Literally all the shitty films that americans hate like the transformer movies or some other obvious shlock are consumed heavily by the chinese audience, they have no taste which is why thier own cinema industry got fricked and why the good directors there are coming to america to film thier stuff here.
Yes. There are Japanese actors whose entire career is basically to play evil Japanese military officers in Chinese propaganda movies set during the time when Japanese imperialism was raping China through military conquests.
I wanna be like that one guy who plays the evil white guy in Chinese action movies. Would be so based to be the face of evil America. I'd 100% be a massive CPC shill too and would do it proudly for free.
>You don't shit about the chinks if you actually believe that. They're even more soulless and tasteless.
This was chink approved and it was better than anything neopixar has made
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Next_Gen_(film)
>Illumination makes bland but safe content with no political agenda
Incorrect. Even illumination has agendas. You see every studio has agendas actually but it's a matter of which agendas are safe to put in mainstream entertainment. For example the creator of the Minions is a self hating sexist against men simp:
So according to this piece of shit, the entire male sex is naturally stupid. Frick him. I would never show my kids a shitty movie that insults men. Especially if I had a son. I would explain to him that all these companies like illumination are male hating shit and deserve to be bankrupted and the employees fricking fired, black listed, and afterwards when he get older I would add these bastards deserve to be rightfully killed.
Tired of the male hating bullshit in the United States.
Not him, but when you see shit like this, how can you even be proud of yourself? The world hates you and everything you stand for. It's no wonder many men turn trans, just to escape.
>So according to this piece of shit, the entire male sex is naturally stupid.
No, he didnt say that; you are putting words in his mouth.
What he said is that he cant picture girls doing the zany dumb shit the minions do and he's right; Who do you see when you look up videos of people lighting their farts on fire or jumping off a cliff? Its men.
Even the bell curve which the feminists hate support the notion that the dumbest of humanity is concentrated on men. Women are merely mediocre, not particularily smart but also not as dumb.
>I would never show my kids a shitty movie that insults men. Especially if I had a son. I would explain to him that all these companies like illumination are male hating shit and deserve to be bankrupted and the employees fricking fired, black listed,
you would be an awful parent.
Universal waited 2 years to release this movie because they didn’t want to cheapen the illumination brand by releasing it on a streaming service or direct to video during the pandemic. Disney did this to the last three Pixar films and now they’re paying for it with Lightyear’s middling numbers. It’s as simple as that.
Illumination’s Mario is gonna be huge next year, at least 500M worldwide
the tale of two Chrises
One has a consistent fame, remains likeable and backfires on anyone who wants to take him down for being true to himself
The other gets whipped by the mouse to shill movies with gay agenda ending in total failure
Toxic masculinity is a misandric term to begin with.
"Toxic" behavior is TOXIC whoever does it, male or female.
Why we don't talk about Toxic Feminity?
Oh right because you HATE MEN.
Keep making terms and buzzwords speaking your own stupid language like kids.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>misandry
Does not exist. >Why we don't talk about Toxic Feminity?
Because there is none. Toxic masculinity is the maladaptive behaviors that result from young children being raised under the expectation that they must win at all costs and use violence to do so. This is the cause of numerous psychological disorders and almost all of the world's wars and genocides.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>he doesn't know women are just as bloodthirsty if not more
it's human toxicity.
2 years ago
Anonymous
It's not "bloodthirstiness", it's a culture of violence perpetuated by the notion of masculinity being positive. You can see this in myths of Hercules (violent murdering rapist), or the modern myth of Patton (who was another violent murdering rapist).
2 years ago
Anonymous
You say so.
I'll not respond again because this is obvious trolling.
Toxic masculinity is actual masculinity, where men are responsible, authoritative, competitive, with a sense of morality, and overall not effeminate, relativistic transvestite freaks
Why are you replying to such obvious bait? Are you people moronic? You're giving him exactly what he wants
2 years ago
Anonymous
You sure you aren't saving face by claiming it's bait?
Ironic shitposting is still shitposting.
2 years ago
Anonymous
You say so.
I'll not respond again because this is obvious trolling.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>loses the argument >"trolling"
You won't be missed.
2 years ago
Anonymous
What argument.
"Being male is bad because patriarchy because culture because I say so."
That is your argument? It's so absurd that I assumed it was a joke.
Get some help.
2 years ago
Anonymous
What are you talking about? Are you saying you don't believe that male culture does not glorify violence, which then results in real world violence that the culture cannot control? Do you think prisons are full of predominantly men just by coincidence? That the male suicide rate is so high just by chance?
2 years ago
Anonymous
violence is good in some circumstances
aggression is necessary sometimes
2 years ago
Anonymous
No, violence is never necessary. Moronic fascist opinion.
2 years ago
Anonymous
History says otherwise. How do you think the fascist got beaten in the first place? Spoilers: It wasn't non violence.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Jesus >MLK >Ghandi >Biden
All very violent people.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Pacifist.
Shut up!
2 years ago
Anonymous
Remember what happened to Nazi Germany and Imperial Japan for resorting to Violence during world war 2. Germany get split in half while Japen gets NUKED. TWICE
2 years ago
Anonymous
And now we have some pretty cool animes and I'm sure most the Czech porn wouldn't be a thing were it not for specific conditions set forth by geopolitics stemming from two world wars.
2 years ago
Anonymous
anon, don’t feed the troll. they’re just fishing for (You)s
2 years ago
Anonymous
Yeah I know.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Toxic masculinity is actual masculinity, where men are responsible, authoritative, competitive, with a sense of morality, and overall not effeminate, relativistic transvestite freaks
2 years ago
Anonymous
Women actually LIKE Toxic Masculinity, just as long as they're the ones doing it.
All humans are the same. They hate the oppressors but secretly they want to oppress others.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Women actually LIKE Toxic Masculinity, just as long as they're the ones doing it.
THIS, ffs there's a reason why that demonic HR TikTok lady became viral.
Destroy her while you still have the chance! Anything to at least remove one of the fricking people that keep the minions alive from fricking existence
One day, years and years in the future, world governments are still pulling lockdown shit and everything is still screwed up, and you'll suddenly remember what the 19 in "COVID-19" stands for.
>Cinemaphile is full of contrarians. Lightyear sucks so now they have to like Minions.
It's not about Minions but about wanting Illumination to stomp Pixar's head and use it as a cumjar for destroying it's own legacy.
Illumination is the only one who can and I hope it succeeds.
>I want corporations to learn that cheap generic concepts are the only thing that sells in cinemas today because anything beyond that can stir political fighting and ruin sales.
this is exactly why I wish America can just fricking nuke itself already
>cheap generic concepts
Harmless entertainment >anything beyond that can stir political fighting and ruin sales.
Beyond what? You aren't defending Hayao Miyazaki or Mamoru Hosoda you dumb b***h ass homosexual, you are defending
BORING: THE MOVIE Featuring black dicke and token POCs
Oh no, American animated movies will be what they've been for the last 60 years at bare minimum. I'm so sad, however will I survive without animated movies about moronic American politics and beliefs, foodstuff fricking each other, and "superheroes but they say frick?"
Oh, woe is me, I can't live without that precious American adult animation.
Cinemaphile isnt watching this shit, they just happy that something with politics they don't agree with is doing worst, the western animation scene is completely running on spite these days.
>animated movies from now on are aimed to brain-dead kids
good, the past decade showed us that its even worse when tehy are aimed to brain-dead kidults
it was a weak excuse already in the face of Sonic the Hedgehog 2 and the other blockbuster movies, they've been family friendly so far, even Doctor Strange 2 despite the light horror elements it's aimed at kids more than anything.
Right now, people want to get into theaters for the FUNVEE. Lightyear was humdrumvee.
Top Gun, Strange, Spidey, Thor, Minions, these are all full Funvee.
The minions cross dress, but it’s played off as a joke for all except the first scene.
They show a montage of heterosexual parents picking up Gru’s classmates. Minions reenforce the nuclear family by dressing in stereotypical mom and dad attire.
Are you implying we'll get into a hot war or they'll still try to milk this Ukraine situation? >The Best movie opening since all major population centers were glassed in nuclear fire
>almost 2 hours of horrendous 3D shit, gags designed for the Disney-rotten minds of 10 years old and f*male boomers, plastic-like 3D blobs making annoying noises
What is this genre called
>Fricking Minions, who's biggest crime before were being annoying but harmless stains on the animation industry, are now the subject of /misc/ posting and culture wars
Get ready for an absolute masterpiece of film to hit your urethra! This movie is grulicious, and I project it to make at least 1 minilion bucks at the box office. Everything you want in a minion movie is there, fart jokes, sad moments, cute minions, human trafficking, a great soundtrack, and good and funny memes! I love the scene where they get the amulet and the minions turn into animals. They look so cute. Gru has a very good backstory here, and he even says the the name of the franchise in this movie, DESPICABLE ME!!! You even see small cameos from dr. nefario and vector in this movie, and gru say vector looks mean! HAHAHA!!! The best thing about this movie is how frickable the designs for the minions look now! They finally got the shape right for the buttocks of the minions, and their asscracks are wide enough for penis insertion! The sexual tension between Stuart and Kevin is potent in this movie and it makes me so horny! You would be lying to yourself if you said that you didn't at least cum a little when Stuart's fat cake shows on screen! Kevin is definitely a gentle top, while Stuart is an aggressive bottom, and the movie definitely hints towards that! You might be looking at my score and be wondering why I gave it a 3/5 though, and that's because they did not include as much content as I wanted there to be, because of the short runtime. There was not as many farts as I wanted there to be, I would have loved to see a scene where Kevin rips his fat butthole juice on Stuart, while Stuart inhales the holy gas through his mouth. Things like that could have made this movie better story wise, but my biggest complaint is that the minions do not have penises or veganas. I was very disappointed when this movie showed a nude minion, and they did not have a penis.
Lore wise, minions sleep with each other and have sexual desires, hell, even in this movie, Stuart gives birth to a minion/chicken hybrid baby, and that could have been a great stepping stone into the provocative sex life of the minions. Even though I rated this a 3/5 I still think this is a grutastic movie, and I cannot wait until Chris Meledandri finally grows the balls to make the anatomically correct minion fart porn we all have been asking for. Check this one out if you want to see an amazing movie containing the most frickable minion design to date!
Chris Evans looking more and more pathetic
Leela?
uhh
lord help me
I know you filthy degenerates on Cinemaphile would frick the minion.
I mean, Cinemaphile wants to frick Rabbids so it's not surprising that Cinemaphile wants to frick Minions.
both Cinemaphile and Cinemaphile are filled with incels is no surprising the amount of trannies tjat roam both boards
By comparison, Lightyear premiered to $7.8 million dollars in previews on June 17th
Lightyear only did $5.2 million dollars in previews. Minions did more than double.
It's gonna make a billion dollars. Same as Mario next summer. Illumination knows how to bring in the people. I'm worried for Pixar's next film being wedged between Spider-Verse and most likely Mario. It's gonna get creamed.
Nintendo have a good relationship with Disney, but they knew Pixar would drop the ball this year. It's like they have designated shaman to predict the rise and fall of certain companies
The illumination Mario film was years in the making. It only happened because of the development Super Nintendo world at universal studios led Miyamoto to meeting the CEO of Illumination. Nintendo was NEVER going to work with Disney.
The live action movie was produced by Disney.
Exactly why they wouldn't work with Disney.
Disney changed to the worst.
Nintendo worked with Illumination on it because they were willing to go totally work for-hire with full creative control and being the owners of the film. Disney wouldn't have ever agreed to that
And WDAS's Strange World has bomb written all over it. Even fricking Reddit was like "eh".
Reminder that no one has even bothered making a page for it on wikipedia. (Not counting fandom)
the first rhingnnews talk anout this movie is that they have an openly gay main character. that already raised red flags not to mention that, again, white man is the stupid one in the team
>what is elements had feelings
DOA
*what if
That's a real sequel will come next year.
...ain't those girls ever gonna grow? what's Gru feeding them?
If so, where does one go from here(or there)?
Also, would you have to bring back Dru?
Despicable 4 can just be the girls becoming villains/heroes and following in Gru's footsteps while he rushes around insulating them from all the actual danger of the industry.
>actual development in minions movie
Each movie had some development of the characters
You know it'll never be titled like that. Ever since the yellow shits took over, it it HAS to be: MINIONS: Despicable Me 4
This should be a parody of King Lear with an old man Gru
adventure time already covered that
>Adventure Time filled with Pixar wannabes who only worry about navel gazing and daddy issues
it's dead
>I'm worried for Pixar's next film being wedged between Spider-Verse and most likely Mario. It's gonna get creamed.
Good, frick Pixar, frick Disney.
>I'm worried for Pixar's next film
It doesn't seem worthy of your concern.
What the frick this is just the fireboy and watergirl flash game with swapped genders.
This looks boring as frick. Is Pixar even trying anymore?
this looks like Inside Out 2,0
Inside out with an interracial couple.
I want to frick the fire gril.
she looks like she burns coal guys
Can't wait for the genderfluid characters.
>Directed by Peter Sohn, same as Good Dinosaur
Is Pixar just committing suicide at this point?
Pixar is dead since The Great Dinosaur, since they don't have John Lasseter.
Pixar is dead, Disney is dead.
Dreamworks and Illumination will dance on their grave
Luca and Coco were alright.
Lightyear is easily their worst movie.
>OUT OF IDEAS, big glossy letters, it also shines like a neon sign
hmm, interesting, another one i'll skip.
honestly, if you haven't stopped watching these by Up! then you're an idiot.
>watery guy
>fire girl
JUST SWAP THEM
SEXOOO I WANT TO SEX THE FIRE GIRL SEXOO
yet another sharkboy and lavagirl ripoff
These characters look way more appealing than anything Pixar has shat out lately
You can thank their "racial awareness" bullshit. Can't design a character without giving them some racial facial feature that "codes" them a certain race.
Wut? Frozone already looked like a Black person all the way back in the early 00s
Which unironically is super racist-thinking people of certain colors/races have to look a certain way
if woxar stops making ESGD&I garbage and starts making good films again, it'll have nothing to worry about.
I don't have any sort of hope for the Mario project. Everything we've heard about it makes it sound like a complete shitshow.
A shitshow entirely endorsed by Nintendo I may add which makes all the more amusing.
Makes it clear that Disney has no faith in the project, unless Illumination botches it completely, Mario will be the highest grossing animated movie this year.
spider-verse is going to break a billion easy
mario maybe 700-800 on brand alone, depends on if the design choices turn people off really
Pre-covid the first movie didn't break 400 million so why do you think a sequel would break a billion? Mario is gonna be the billion dollar one due to ironic and genuine meme happening like the ones surrounding the Minions movie.
spiderverse will fail as soon as journalists and twittergays leak the expected Miles x Gwen pairing
How do we keep getting away with it?
>pandemic era
What, you thought it was over? It's just beginning!
Frick this fricking country, all the audience want is fricking dogshit animated films that pander to the chinese! And no i am not a shill for Disney or Pixar because those studios should go frick themselves as well!
>pander to the chinese!
Chinese have better taste than ameritroons though.
It's better for us all
China had their own shitty 3d movies like those fugly bears.
Wtf is this. Is this set in China or America? Have the Chinese ever seen a bear?
Bro their greatest natural treasure is a bear
They killed all their birds. They pollute their own waters, land and even skies. Their pandas are the only animal they love. That doesn’t mean they know what an American bear looks like.
Pandas aren't actually bears.
>Pandas aren't actually bears
Family: Ursidae
The asian ones are freaky bastards
wtf I hate bears now
>Asian bear
>Ugly bastard energy
Ohnonono
There's no actual evidence that Sun Bears aren't just furries running around the woods. It's easier to believe than accept the idea that this is somehow a bear
damn...I'll take a double-end tongue and tulip combo, please. No, I don't care what goes into which orifice.
>Have the Chinese ever seen a bear?
你正在推动你的运气
Literally all the shitty films that americans hate like the transformer movies or some other obvious shlock are consumed heavily by the chinese audience, they have no taste which is why thier own cinema industry got fricked and why the good directors there are coming to america to film thier stuff here.
This.
At this point I would take Chinese animation over 99% of American animation.
>Chinese have better taste than ameritroons though.
America loves blacks, transsexuals, and people with fake pronouns.
california israelites are not representative of americans. California as a state is bizarro america.
Nobody likes people with fake pronouns. The only appropriate ones are he, him, she, her, they, them or it. You know, real words.
aren't they still obsessed about making chinese civil war and ww2 movies?
Yes. There are Japanese actors whose entire career is basically to play evil Japanese military officers in Chinese propaganda movies set during the time when Japanese imperialism was raping China through military conquests.
I wanna be like that one guy who plays the evil white guy in Chinese action movies. Would be so based to be the face of evil America. I'd 100% be a massive CPC shill too and would do it proudly for free.
You don't shit about the chinks if you actually believe that. They're even more soulless and tasteless.
>soulless
Sure
>tasteless
Nah, the Chinese have pretty good taste in e-girls.
Just look at that bawd Bache.
>You don't shit about the chinks if you actually believe that. They're even more soulless and tasteless.
This was chink approved and it was better than anything neopixar has made
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Next_Gen_(film)
Rabbit Minion.
>Minions copied Rabbids.
The circle is complete.
Illumination makes bland but safe content with no political agenda. Unlike Pixar who is ALL ABOUT trying to make the world like they want.
>Illumination makes bland but safe content with no political agenda
Incorrect. Even illumination has agendas. You see every studio has agendas actually but it's a matter of which agendas are safe to put in mainstream entertainment. For example the creator of the Minions is a self hating sexist against men simp:
https://www.theguardian.com/film/2015/jul/21/minions-creator-theyre-all-male-because-theyre-dumb-and-stupid
So according to this piece of shit, the entire male sex is naturally stupid. Frick him. I would never show my kids a shitty movie that insults men. Especially if I had a son. I would explain to him that all these companies like illumination are male hating shit and deserve to be bankrupted and the employees fricking fired, black listed, and afterwards when he get older I would add these bastards deserve to be rightfully killed.
Tired of the male hating bullshit in the United States.
It's true though.
No
Take your meds.
Hope people like you are murdered.
Not him, but how are your wishes working out for you so far? Judging by your pissyness, not so good.
Not him, but when you see shit like this, how can you even be proud of yourself? The world hates you and everything you stand for. It's no wonder many men turn trans, just to escape.
Hope in one hand and cope in the other.
I bet you didn’t sperg about flintstones vitamins
>Tired of the male hating bullshit in the United States.
It's sadly never going to get better because the USA is ruled by israeli Feminism.
>2015
Wasn’t that current year? Dude was probably covering his ass.
>So according to this piece of shit, the entire male sex is naturally stupid.
No, he didnt say that; you are putting words in his mouth.
What he said is that he cant picture girls doing the zany dumb shit the minions do and he's right; Who do you see when you look up videos of people lighting their farts on fire or jumping off a cliff? Its men.
Even the bell curve which the feminists hate support the notion that the dumbest of humanity is concentrated on men. Women are merely mediocre, not particularily smart but also not as dumb.
Idk, I only saw the first movie but Gru is a good dad character. He might be kowtowing to keep his role, considering the year.
>I would never show my kids a shitty movie that insults men. Especially if I had a son. I would explain to him that all these companies like illumination are male hating shit and deserve to be bankrupted and the employees fricking fired, black listed,
you would be an awful parent.
Minion bros...we're home
But it’s because of China… you won, but at what cost?
China banned Minions tho
>pandemic era
The pandemic is over. It's been over. Move on.
It isn't in china
If that's helps you sleep at night.
Universal waited 2 years to release this movie because they didn’t want to cheapen the illumination brand by releasing it on a streaming service or direct to video during the pandemic. Disney did this to the last three Pixar films and now they’re paying for it with Lightyear’s middling numbers. It’s as simple as that.
Illumination’s Mario is gonna be huge next year, at least 500M worldwide
I'm glad Nefario is back in this one.
I just hope the Mario movie to have a decent argument.
>666
Digits of satan.
Pixar is going to hell courtesy of Illumination and Nintendo.
Screencap this
Chris Pratt gonna dab all over Chris Evans once again.
the tale of two Chrises
One has a consistent fame, remains likeable and backfires on anyone who wants to take him down for being true to himself
The other gets whipped by the mouse to shill movies with gay agenda ending in total failure
> didn't want to cheapen the illumination brand
thank you for the good laugh
Nintendo is pulling all the strings creative-wise on that one.
My wife's daughter is out of her mind for this movie and is demanding we see it a second time.
it's like kids like cartoon characters doing funny stuff.
why the frick is Pixar so out of touch? stop catering to millenials you nincompoops.
No, Minions is mindless drivel. At least Lightyear has a good message about toxic masculinity.
>At least Lightyear has a good message about toxic masculinity.
>tell kids they are toxic just because of being men
gee no shit it's failing.
That's not what toxic masculinity means, and kids don't have to grow up to be men anyway.
>tell kids it's better not to be men
gee no shit it's failing
even the lesbians want wiener
lmao, nobody wants to be a man.
tell that to Elliot Page
Toxic masculinity is a misandric term to begin with.
"Toxic" behavior is TOXIC whoever does it, male or female.
Why we don't talk about Toxic Feminity?
Oh right because you HATE MEN.
Keep making terms and buzzwords speaking your own stupid language like kids.
>misandry
Does not exist.
>Why we don't talk about Toxic Feminity?
Because there is none. Toxic masculinity is the maladaptive behaviors that result from young children being raised under the expectation that they must win at all costs and use violence to do so. This is the cause of numerous psychological disorders and almost all of the world's wars and genocides.
>he doesn't know women are just as bloodthirsty if not more
it's human toxicity.
It's not "bloodthirstiness", it's a culture of violence perpetuated by the notion of masculinity being positive. You can see this in myths of Hercules (violent murdering rapist), or the modern myth of Patton (who was another violent murdering rapist).
Why are you replying to such obvious bait? Are you people moronic? You're giving him exactly what he wants
You sure you aren't saving face by claiming it's bait?
Ironic shitposting is still shitposting.
You say so.
I'll not respond again because this is obvious trolling.
>loses the argument
>"trolling"
You won't be missed.
What argument.
"Being male is bad because patriarchy because culture because I say so."
That is your argument? It's so absurd that I assumed it was a joke.
Get some help.
What are you talking about? Are you saying you don't believe that male culture does not glorify violence, which then results in real world violence that the culture cannot control? Do you think prisons are full of predominantly men just by coincidence? That the male suicide rate is so high just by chance?
violence is good in some circumstances
aggression is necessary sometimes
No, violence is never necessary. Moronic fascist opinion.
History says otherwise. How do you think the fascist got beaten in the first place? Spoilers: It wasn't non violence.
>Jesus
>MLK
>Ghandi
>Biden
All very violent people.
>Pacifist.
Shut up!
Remember what happened to Nazi Germany and Imperial Japan for resorting to Violence during world war 2. Germany get split in half while Japen gets NUKED. TWICE
And now we have some pretty cool animes and I'm sure most the Czech porn wouldn't be a thing were it not for specific conditions set forth by geopolitics stemming from two world wars.
anon, don’t feed the troll. they’re just fishing for (You)s
Yeah I know.
Toxic masculinity is actual masculinity, where men are responsible, authoritative, competitive, with a sense of morality, and overall not effeminate, relativistic transvestite freaks
Women actually LIKE Toxic Masculinity, just as long as they're the ones doing it.
All humans are the same. They hate the oppressors but secretly they want to oppress others.
>Women actually LIKE Toxic Masculinity, just as long as they're the ones doing it.
THIS, ffs there's a reason why that demonic HR TikTok lady became viral.
You must be trolling.
One thing does not exclude the other.
>no message
>message
>"hurr one thing does not exclude the other"
No, you're trolling. And failing badly at it.
Stop catering to woke morons and lgbt shit.
They don't buy stuff and THEY ARE MINORITY dumbasses!
Destroy her while you still have the chance! Anything to at least remove one of the fricking people that keep the minions alive from fricking existence
I still want to frick Scarlet Overkill
Same Anon, same.
minions are based for keeping slapstick in cartoons
>the pandemic era
One day, years and years in the future, world governments are still pulling lockdown shit and everything is still screwed up, and you'll suddenly remember what the 19 in "COVID-19" stands for.
I love how this schizo can't defend Lightyear on its own merits and just went on a rant about toxic masculinity.
Minions forever.
they’d rather not admit animated movies should be fun rather than alienating to audiences
Minions suck but they're harmless.
Lightyear sucks and it's propaganda. In the big scheme of things, the less evil is the better option.
Cinemaphile would be better without holes.
Need more art of that b***h.
Oh she's a bottom alright
>Cinemaphile is celebrating fricking minions.
Don't cry when American animated movies from now on are aimed to brain-dead kids.
this is the future Pixar chose, and besides we got the Bad Guys
WB and Disney fricked up so many times in a row in anything (MCU is the only exception) that critics and audience just want something safe and fun.
Cinemaphile is full of contrarians. Lightyear sucks so now they have to like Minions.
>Cinemaphile is full of contrarians. Lightyear sucks so now they have to like Minions.
It's not about Minions but about wanting Illumination to stomp Pixar's head and use it as a cumjar for destroying it's own legacy.
Illumination is the only one who can and I hope it succeeds.
>I want corporations to learn that cheap generic concepts are the only thing that sells in cinemas today because anything beyond that can stir political fighting and ruin sales.
this is exactly why I wish America can just fricking nuke itself already
>cheap generic concepts
Harmless entertainment
>anything beyond that can stir political fighting and ruin sales.
Beyond what? You aren't defending Hayao Miyazaki or Mamoru Hosoda you dumb b***h ass homosexual, you are defending
BORING: THE MOVIE Featuring black dicke and token POCs
not to mentiom Taika Watiti or whatever is called having a blatant self insert in the movie who saved the day. this is nu-simpsons levels of writing
They don't like minions, they hate Disney. All of the posts in this thread are about Disney.
YES.
Specially the last 6 years WOKEney.
>minions bad because... they just are, okay?!
Oh no, American animated movies will be what they've been for the last 60 years at bare minimum. I'm so sad, however will I survive without animated movies about moronic American politics and beliefs, foodstuff fricking each other, and "superheroes but they say frick?"
Oh, woe is me, I can't live without that precious American adult animation.
Cinemaphile isnt watching this shit, they just happy that something with politics they don't agree with is doing worst, the western animation scene is completely running on spite these days.
I dont like minions, but I like Minions movies.
Gru is great character. Minions in movies are actually fun.
>animated movies from now on are aimed to brain-dead kids
good, the past decade showed us that its even worse when tehy are aimed to brain-dead kidults
Better than Pixar. Those homosexuals are in love with themselves
we got Dreamworks with the bad guys becoming the new direction they want the studio to take
i'm just glad dismay is failing is all
It's more to spite Pixar and their woke, boring garbage.
Kinda like how Morbius Rush was used to mock Jared Leto's huge ego.
OH NO NO NO LIGHTYEARSISTERS IT WASN'T JUST THE PANDEMIC AFTER ALL
it was a weak excuse already in the face of Sonic the Hedgehog 2 and the other blockbuster movies, they've been family friendly so far, even Doctor Strange 2 despite the light horror elements it's aimed at kids more than anything.
using the pandemic as a cope was delusional considering how successful other movies like sonic were
THE Buzz Lightyear lost to talking Corn Pops. Disney really shat the bed this time.
Disney can no longer use the pandemic excuse for kids and families anymore.
Families don't wanna watch a movie with a studio who's DIRECTLY saying that they wanna impulse an LGBT agenda and they say it out loud.
For a fricking scene.
Also the movie is even more boring than Wall-E is just an Interestellar parody mixed with "hey DUMB WHITE MALE go woke!"
And, that's why the movie bombs on the box office, because NO ONE wants to see this shit.
Families with young kids don't wanna be corrupted by these media.
Pixar died Disney died and they go ALL OR NOTHING with these politics.
Even if families aren't anti-gay, a lot of the, probably heard about Lightyear through the controversy, which would be a shitty first impression.
Why are you taking pictures of children
Please please PLEASE beat Thor: Love and Thunder. Please.
>we live in a timeline where Illumination is defeating Pixar and Dreamworks both in sucess and by audience approval
craziest timeline
go woke go something
>Cinemaphile is dick sucking a movie with an black antagonist
>DreamWorks is still the studio that made She-Ra
:/
get wirh the times grandpa, we now use their calarts version which is :T
Imagine a Rabbids movie.
That's apparently happening
Janet Healy sure had an interesting career as producer of animated films
Is this the worst filmography in human history? Because I can't think of anything worse
>producer of one of Dreamworks' best films and the most successful animation franchise ever
nah
*sniff sniff*
I smell random politics in a thread about a children's movie
The "toxic masculinity" poster did not help.
>children's movie
Childs chose Minions, seethe troon
who the frick keeps paying for these movies?
Children on top of their parent's ticket
parents of very small children wanting to see it and 20yos paying to see it """ironically"""
Right now, people want to get into theaters for the FUNVEE. Lightyear was humdrumvee.
Top Gun, Strange, Spidey, Thor, Minions, these are all full Funvee.
>pandemic era
>july 2022
LOL really drawing out that narrative huh
So is it pozzed or not
I doubt it.
The minions cross dress, but it’s played off as a joke for all except the first scene.
They show a montage of heterosexual parents picking up Gru’s classmates. Minions reenforce the nuclear family by dressing in stereotypical mom and dad attire.
> pandemic era
Dear God this is going to last until election season isn't it? Then it's gonna be some other bullshit.
*cough* War on Russia *cough*
Are you implying we'll get into a hot war or they'll still try to milk this Ukraine situation?
>The Best movie opening since all major population centers were glassed in nuclear fire
who was first rabbids or minions?
>almost 2 hours of horrendous 3D shit, gags designed for the Disney-rotten minds of 10 years old and f*male boomers, plastic-like 3D blobs making annoying noises
What is this genre called
D*sney
It's a children's movie.
What kind of excuse is that?
>What is this genre called
animation
>all boomer moms go and watch this movie
>get corona
Natural selection on the next level.
>Minions sequel #71
>"The Pandemic Era"
Does Kid Gru get to do more villainy than old Gru?
yeah, just pettier crimes
>Journos blaming "pandemic" for the flopping of crappy woken movies like Lightyear
Yikes!
>Fricking Minions, who's biggest crime before were being annoying but harmless stains on the animation industry, are now the subject of /misc/ posting and culture wars
Still a lesser crime than the former.
Get ready for an absolute masterpiece of film to hit your urethra! This movie is grulicious, and I project it to make at least 1 minilion bucks at the box office. Everything you want in a minion movie is there, fart jokes, sad moments, cute minions, human trafficking, a great soundtrack, and good and funny memes! I love the scene where they get the amulet and the minions turn into animals. They look so cute. Gru has a very good backstory here, and he even says the the name of the franchise in this movie, DESPICABLE ME!!! You even see small cameos from dr. nefario and vector in this movie, and gru say vector looks mean! HAHAHA!!! The best thing about this movie is how frickable the designs for the minions look now! They finally got the shape right for the buttocks of the minions, and their asscracks are wide enough for penis insertion! The sexual tension between Stuart and Kevin is potent in this movie and it makes me so horny! You would be lying to yourself if you said that you didn't at least cum a little when Stuart's fat cake shows on screen! Kevin is definitely a gentle top, while Stuart is an aggressive bottom, and the movie definitely hints towards that! You might be looking at my score and be wondering why I gave it a 3/5 though, and that's because they did not include as much content as I wanted there to be, because of the short runtime. There was not as many farts as I wanted there to be, I would have loved to see a scene where Kevin rips his fat butthole juice on Stuart, while Stuart inhales the holy gas through his mouth. Things like that could have made this movie better story wise, but my biggest complaint is that the minions do not have penises or veganas. I was very disappointed when this movie showed a nude minion, and they did not have a penis.
Lore wise, minions sleep with each other and have sexual desires, hell, even in this movie, Stuart gives birth to a minion/chicken hybrid baby, and that could have been a great stepping stone into the provocative sex life of the minions. Even though I rated this a 3/5 I still think this is a grutastic movie, and I cannot wait until Chris Meledandri finally grows the balls to make the anatomically correct minion fart porn we all have been asking for. Check this one out if you want to see an amazing movie containing the most frickable minion design to date!
BANANA/10 "Minion!"
Sonicbros? What the FRICK is this???
Both Sonic movies are painfully average. The Sonic fandom syndrome is real.
>Video game movie not absolutely shitting the bed
Instant masterpiece
but captain america told me dinosaurs will go extinct like homophobes, BUZZISTERS??! NOT LIKE THIS!!!
Nothing good will come out of most things nowadays especially if this ends up as the next Morbius tier meme?
>illumination boom
Get ready for the Nintendo Cinematic universe homosexuals
Kirby movie when?