Minions

Minions confirmed antiwoke by movie critics!

We did it Cinemaphile! Its the white mens black panther!

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Antiwoke just means not blatantly leftist propaganda. Literally existing as a straight person in a movie could be considered being "antiwoke". Just cut the shit and call it nonpropaganda

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Minions chads we won

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Are the minions considered minorities? They’re yellow and can’t speak English

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      err sweety please leave your bigotry at the door ty

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Are the minions considered minorities? They’re yellow and can’t speak English

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine getting this butthurt over the most innocuous of comments.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I actually went to watch this but a bunch of shit skinned Zoomers were causing a ruckus the entire time. They eventually got kicked out for screaming like actual chimps and throwing popcorn everywhere. They weren’t even watching the movie, just filming for tiktok

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Those are called Black folk

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

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  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm glad, still not paying

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >when /tvpol/ is defending fricking Minions of all things just because they aren't le woke

    Truly a clown world.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Only reply to me if you watched all despicable me movies and thought they were decent kids movies and never cared that the minions were cringe for alot of years before becoming omega based.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The first despicable me was bussin. The rest were mid on god

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    WTF I LOVE MONIONS NOW!

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i really wish adults would stop caring about kids movies

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      yeaaaah... but they're written by adults trying to turn your kids into trannies now

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        the terminally online woke vs anti woke dont have kids

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe if you have paranoid schizophrenia. Also that would only affect normalgays, so I refuse to give a shit either way.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

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  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >minions is anti woke
    Point out one scene that is anti woke and ill post a picture of my balls

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How do people watch this shit? Lightyear and Minions are getting very similar review scores. The only difference is that people expected Minions to be much worse because the first one was an abortion and that people had no expectations for Lightyear because no one asked for it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >How do people watch this shit?
      They're children's movies anon. Children will watch just about anything.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >bumbling little morons who talk complete nonsense became the face of anti-wokeness
    Like poultry

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    reminder that minions are canonically non-binary

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you think anyone cares? minions are now a white supremacist icon and that's all that matters

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        good. showing that lgbtq people can also be supremacist or terrible people is also good and realistic representation

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ba ba ba
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  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Why do you conservatards say you like to think for yourselves and "do your own research" when you worship clickbait garbage that feeds the algorithm like this shit

    Nobody on either side gives a shit about minions and you're an actual moron if you genuinely think they do

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    'member when /misc/ thought the Angry Birds movie was based and redpilled? I 'member

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It wasn't?

      I saw it on Cinemaphile recently - I'm not saying the anti-immigration message is intentional, but the whole premise is that the guy screaming that the immigrants are here to eat their children is correct

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I just think it's funny that some random video game movie is /misc/ approved.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I suspected the minions were a separate concept or just one character before being added to the Despicable Meme movie. In a more traditional script the kids would be the wacky uncontrollable ones to contrast the serious Gru, tempered by his scientist assistant. The minions must have been added for merchandising potential. It worked.

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