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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can see that they chose to show her belly, but it would have been better to show her butt

    Just saying

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      should've shown cleavage and armpits too

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's a Disney movie, so showing ass is pushing the ratings. But could've added more pits though.

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tfw no barsoom gf

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    yeah she definitely should have been buck naked

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >yeah she definitely should have been buck naked
      This. If you can't be faithful to the source material, just don't make it. Make something else.

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >drawn on abs

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    why did they give her those awful tattoos?

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    what does martian pusy feel like bros?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      like sand, its course and rough and gets everywhere

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Let this masterpiece of cinema live as perfect as it is, who needs a sequel that would probably get ruined anyway.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Black person was that shit the first movie you ever watched or something?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe they'll remake it to make all the martians played by native americans. Or to have all the martians be white and some minority playing carter to subvert the white savior expectations. Idk but I can't see disney just sitting on the rights forever

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        It was one of the biggest flops in Hollywood history. Disney will probably sell the rights before they try making another movie.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        It was one of the biggest flops in Hollywood history. Disney will probably sell the rights before they try making another movie.

        Disney doesn't actually own the rights and was only brought on for that film. The Burroughs estate still owns movie rights, and the estate is managed by some boomer nobody who has to actively pitch films or series to studios to get them to fund it. Kind of like how Fredrik Malmberg somehow owns Conan movies rights and has been squatting on them since that 2011 movie with Aquaman.

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    MARTIAN SEXOOOOO

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >main female character in a Disney movie
    >wearing a metal thong
    OH IT JUST WASNT LIKE THE OLD DAYS ANYMOREEEE

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >thong

      Black person those are granny panties.

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Once I master AI I'm going to make the John Carter movie we deserve, with nudity and all.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Godspeed book accurate nudity anon

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Get to work Anon

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous
  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    For you.

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    As a tummy enthusiast I couldn't have asked for more.

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    bely

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ENTER

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    gibs me dat

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    shes sexy as hell in this movie and then ugly in real life
    sad

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    and for our next trick, we will cast gal gadot as wonderwoman

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      why was this aloud?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >aloud

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reading the books made me realize I don't have what it takes to be a hero. After the 10th time Dejah Thoris got kidnapped I'd be like "you're on your own, b***h."

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