I fully subscribe to this conspiracy theory. Combine all the really awful shit that's in this movie with the meta-commentary about uninspired sequels and it looks like an inside job.
That's the dumbest fricking moron thing to do, I hope that's a rumour instead of the truth because then it's even more pathetic.
You can protect your legacy by not participating, everyone understands The Hobbit movies haven't tainted Tolkien's legacy but instead tainted Peter Jackson's.
Yeah man, frick stepping aside, and letting another filmmaker potentially do something good with the interesting setting and lore. What matters is that the troony got to troll the studio and any fans remaining who were still holding out hope for the franchise.
My brother this has always been cope. >heh... they made it bad.. as a joke! epic!
They lucked out with the original matrix (with a HUGE team btw) and have not done anything passable since.
Nah bro, nah.
I watched it recently at there’s no way they didn’t make it bad on purpose.
It’s a fricking parody of itself. I remember some lines just screamed intentionality.
Honestly after watching the movie I think that anon is right.
4 felt like a film student's attempt at parody and deconstruction of the original Matrix.
It's just incomprehensible to me
I met a girl a year ago on college, she is 18yrs old and i consider her the closest thing to a best friend i've had and she told me the tale of how she went to the movies when she was 17 with her 20yr old boyfriend to watch this movie and how she had her first kiss with him on that movie, she's been dating him for about 2 years now and has told me everything about her relationship, from their first date to their first time together
But nothing has made my heart sink more than hearing her retold how she gave her first kiss
Meanwhile i sat there a 20yr old virgin man who has never dated or kissed a girl on his life just listening to her story
And i dont know why i think about that a lot
homie if you genuinely just think of her as a friend then get her boyfriend to help you score chicks.
But if you are not genuine, if you secretly want to frick her then you need to stop being friends with her, basically cut any one-on-one contact with her or you will murder suicide.
Classic beta orbiter. She will never frick you. You’re just an emotional punching bag because she doesnt want to annoy her boyfriend with her emotional shit. Get it through your head and move on
being virgin at 20 is a nothingburger , being a virgin at 30 , you can begin to worry.
also tell her "i wish you could stop talking so much about your boyfriend because ive no1 and actually never kissed a girl"
there homosexual i just opened the door for you towards her.
if she laughs at you or makes a disgusted face , stop talking to her completely.
>It's the guy's real name. He's the director of John Wick and Revees' stunt double. But of course you already knew that and just memeing, right?
Le whoa insanely le meta!!!!
Can we have a knock knock thread where we poat about keanu not wanting his wiener sucked?
>Let's make another Matrix movie >without Agent Smith >and without Morpheus >and without the music >and without the fight choreography
this was doomed from the start
they spend 250 millions dollars to make a shitpost movie to troll people... I still cant believe it
I'm glad at least one of the Wachowski brothers stepped up to protect their legacy by destroying any chance of further sequels.
I fully subscribe to this conspiracy theory. Combine all the really awful shit that's in this movie with the meta-commentary about uninspired sequels and it looks like an inside job.
>IT WAS BAD ON PURPOSE
okay mike.
That's the dumbest fricking moron thing to do, I hope that's a rumour instead of the truth because then it's even more pathetic.
You can protect your legacy by not participating, everyone understands The Hobbit movies haven't tainted Tolkien's legacy but instead tainted Peter Jackson's.
Maybe he doesn’t wanna see 400 spin offs coming out endlessly while they watch their creation get raped for the end of time.
Yeah man, frick stepping aside, and letting another filmmaker potentially do something good with the interesting setting and lore. What matters is that the troony got to troll the studio and any fans remaining who were still holding out hope for the franchise.
How did this nickelodeon reject get such a big part in the movie?
Qrd who dis homiee?
>named Jude
>is a program meant to trick Neo
What did Lana mean by this?
You know what he meant.
we all know
My brother this has always been cope.
>heh... they made it bad.. as a joke! epic!
They lucked out with the original matrix (with a HUGE team btw) and have not done anything passable since.
yeah, except for the scene where they have christina ricci explain exactly what they're doing and why, right?
they jettisoned most of the talent in exchange for tv quality woke sycophants who have orgies like some weird sex cult
Nah bro, nah.
I watched it recently at there’s no way they didn’t make it bad on purpose.
It’s a fricking parody of itself. I remember some lines just screamed intentionality.
how does it feel to have an empty skull?
Honestly after watching the movie I think that anon is right.
4 felt like a film student's attempt at parody and deconstruction of the original Matrix.
It's just incomprehensible to me
that guy was my personal highlight in the movie. at least it was funny at times because of him
Is THAT bad? Worse than 2 and 3?
it's forgettable, there's nothing interesting or original and they gave trinity the same powers as neo for some reason.
Is that Richard Spencer?
I liked this part but he's too pretty to be Smith
It was ok but would have made more sense if smith was dead and it was Merovingian assigned to guard Neo
>gaymount
i liked it.
I met a girl a year ago on college, she is 18yrs old and i consider her the closest thing to a best friend i've had and she told me the tale of how she went to the movies when she was 17 with her 20yr old boyfriend to watch this movie and how she had her first kiss with him on that movie, she's been dating him for about 2 years now and has told me everything about her relationship, from their first date to their first time together
But nothing has made my heart sink more than hearing her retold how she gave her first kiss
Meanwhile i sat there a 20yr old virgin man who has never dated or kissed a girl on his life just listening to her story
And i dont know why i think about that a lot
See if she’s got a cute friend she can set you up with so you can double-date.
No because her friends are all probably prostitutes and she is secretly but obviously disgusted by me so she would never do that
homie if you genuinely just think of her as a friend then get her boyfriend to help you score chicks.
But if you are not genuine, if you secretly want to frick her then you need to stop being friends with her, basically cut any one-on-one contact with her or you will murder suicide.
I dont like her bro
I Just feel weirdly sad when i hear her dtory because its something i've mever experienced
>best friends with a girl
Thats your first frick up
Classic beta orbiter. She will never frick you. You’re just an emotional punching bag because she doesnt want to annoy her boyfriend with her emotional shit. Get it through your head and move on
move on man
get yourself a girl and then maybe you can think of befriending a female
i dont think its possible to be friends with a girl though
being virgin at 20 is a nothingburger , being a virgin at 30 , you can begin to worry.
also tell her "i wish you could stop talking so much about your boyfriend because ive no1 and actually never kissed a girl"
there homosexual i just opened the door for you towards her.
if she laughs at you or makes a disgusted face , stop talking to her completely.
Harris here and guys like James Gunn look like they're going for an aging lesbian look
Hi I'm Chad
I can't believe they went with this name. it's so on-the-nose that it wraps around to be annoying as frick.
It's the guy's real name. He's the director of John Wick and Revees' stunt double. But of course you already knew that and just memeing, right?
>It's the guy's real name. He's the director of John Wick and Revees' stunt double. But of course you already knew that and just memeing, right?
Le whoa insanely le meta!!!!
Can we have a knock knock thread where we poat about keanu not wanting his wiener sucked?
WHAT WERE THEY THINKING.
This little twit doesn't have a fraction of the menace or the gravitas of Hugo.
>4 felt like a film student's attempt at parody and deconstruction of the original Matrix
I thought that's exactly what it was...
well at least that's the more feminine looking one
Why does it have to be black?
It's the only color that accurately displays the size of the model
He is relentlessly handsome.
>Let's make another Matrix movie
>without Agent Smith
>and without Morpheus
>and without the music
>and without the fight choreography
this was doomed from the start
>This would be Jude. He's not your friend.
What did Lana Wachowski mean by this?
>they replaced Hugo with the gay king from Hamilton
Hugo is literally the gayest gay in the universe, impossible to be more gay than him.
This movie has some good bits and he was one of them.