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nootka
season 2 NEVER EVER
just 2 more weeks
2 more weeks a 51 billion dollar budget and 500k conscr- I mean production crew
My boomer mum rewatches this regularly and often asks me when season 2 is out. I honestly think she'll be gone before they ever get round to it. UK TV really needs to start making second series a contractual obligation rather than waiting around for talent to get off their arse and make it. Sally Wainright being allowed to take 7 years to write the last season of Happy Valley would never been allowed in the US.
mhmm.
>tfw no Lorna gf
IT'S SO OVER
>meet your new mother-in-law
Mmmm....I may have a use for her...
>She is only 27 here
She looks much older. Still really attractive but I thought she was in her mid thirties.
Bong genes
She's clearly of Irish stock, even if her name is English.
Shes from the same town in Kerry as my ex. I think my ex was cuter though. A few of her friends from UNI came to visit us over here in the states though and they were not cute. I think a lot of irish women are not actually. Fassbender from the same town too.
Every single country is a mix of 10% hot chicks and 90% not.
She isn't English.
good catch, irish were bongs at the time and look much the same
It's funny that when this show aired she was still transitioning from theater to film/TV as her main career, in the time since it aired she's become a fairly prolific actress. Not a big name but consistently in acclaimed roles.
what's next for her? Bond girl role?
Probably win an Oscar for something in the next few years
I have a bluese for you
She's too fricking cute, bros.
>smirks
Good singer
Also has a Killarney accent, from the southwest of Ireland rather than the Dublin accent most people hear from Irish actors
she cute
>tfw she'll never jerk you off while singing sweetly in your ear
hrmmm...
Cute accent
She was the only consistently good part of Fargo season 4.
Her character was like the one Fargo-like character in the whole season, but even then she was too over the top to really fit the bill. I just don't understand what the frick they were thinking.
Reminder her whole career nearly never happened. She was on one of those andrew lloyd webber tv talent shows and lost out on the role to some bint from Hollyoaks.
Think she got the last laugh there
>leaves detailed handwritten instructions to be done at a specific time in your mail slot
He invented mail
Does anyone else walk around town with this music in their head?
sometimes
mmm
Seriously though WHERE THE FRICK IS SEASON 2? Why hasn't it been made and no news on it? Has Hardy given up on it?
Tom is very busy, needs more time for venomslop
please understand
https://www.gq-magazine.co.uk/culture/article/tom-hardy-taboo-season-two
>kino show is thrown to the wayside for capeshit pajeets to get their fill
I hate this gay rock.
all the actors have to be in the wind by now. even if they do a season two it'll probably be totally different with so many characters unavailable
that's so fricking frustrating. this show was something else when it came out back then.
First season was mostly generic and predictable and hardly anyone saw it. Why bother?
I thought it was a tax scheme and a way to give his dad a writer's credit and a cool million for ~~*writing*~~ the script?
MmhMMMmmmCompanyorCrownanon?
I fear the time has come and gone now.
*strides*
*grunts*
*eats egg*
*psychically bangs sister*
*informs man he has a use for him*
*flirts with stepmother*
*draws knife*
*wears hat*
*refuses envelope*
*rasps about all the tea in China*
*peels an egg with leather gloves on*
mmmm nice day
Sometimes I think Taboo never existed and it's just a meme thread that we all collectively forgot was made up. Put it out on paper and it sounds like something Cinemaphile would invent.
>Tom Hardy stomps around a town in a big hat and coat rasping at everyone and saying weird things, the eating of eggs is involved, and there's incest.
Hm... drive probably isnt real either.
does that make TD S1 reddit then? Atheist detective goes after le christian pedo cult.
TD S1 is total reddit
True, it's way too overrated. S2 i found was more interesting and realistic. I hated the le spooky shit in S1 it felt childish along with Rust's cringey demeanour. S2 was more mature and interesting to watch.
Distilled reddit contrarianism
>you hate a reddit piece of teleivison with le christians are le creepy and le weird and atheism?
>you must be Reddit
kys
Go finish drinking yourself to death, along with the rest of the S2 fans
THATS what you got out of it?
Exactly why it's so based and good. I've watched it all the way through about 5 times, it's incredibly comfy to watch. I've given up all hope on s2 though as another anon stated too much time has passed.
it's well-made and pulls you into believing you're somehow watching actual events happening in the 17th century or whatever era it was. incredibly realistic. but i guess anyone can say the same about GoT.
It just looks so fricking good and of the period it takes place
Every show now looks like shit visually
bane?
The first passenger train wouldn't be built for another ten years from when Taboo is set.
train?
Hmm Salt Peter. Nootka.
Would have been better if it was actually about exploring Africa or set in the Orient.
>wake up, put on my top hat and trenchcoat
>go to kitchen for breakfast, mom is standing there
>"anon, you can't keep wearing that to school, where the hell did you even get those clothes"
>"mhmm, I've always been like this"
>*eats egg whole*
>"just go to fricking class, I can't deal with your shit today"
>"mhmm, nootka"
>hide two extra eggs in my armpits to keep them warm
>trip on my trenchcoat walking out the door, fall face first in pigeon shit
>"mhmm, have a use for you"
>put as much pigeon shit in my pocket as I can
>set my walking theme to autoloop on my discman and head to class
>bullies catch up to me soon after
>"hey homosexual, nice hat"
>*unsheathes karambit*
>it's made of cardboard
>get beat up, they take my karambit and my discman
>time to make my escape
>reach for my pocket dust, grab from the wrong pocket
>blow pigeon shit at the bullies by mistake
>frick, there goes my snack
>"hmm, mhmmm, be...very careful..n-"
>get beat up again
>piss myself, it mixes with the African dust in my other pocket
>pass out, have dream about fricking my sister
>wake up next to a dumpster 6 hours later, my clothes and armpit eggs are missing
>still have my top hat
>use the top hat to cover my shame and limp menacingly home
>"mhmm"
>"nootka"
>fricks his sister
Was he right about everything?
he was a Black person
The good tv shows always get cancelled
NOOO NOT THE HAT
me following behind him and getting spooked
Is it historically correct that Victorian Londoners scurry like goblins when scared?
Of course. Taboo is a meticulously well researched television show.
All british do, irrespective of time period.
>Victorian
This. It's set during the war of 1812 with THE FRICKING AMERICANS - a few years before Victoria came to the throne.
>brits burn yanks capitol
>yanks retaliate by replacing brits as the sole superpower and dismantle the brit empire
bit of an overreaction from the fricking americans
To be fair we were extremely drunk.
Didn't the Canucks burn down Washington? All the Brits did was get owned trying to land in Louisiana.
>he's more concerned with his hat than the fact that someone just shot at him
Classic Delaney
I'll be careful.
THE FRICKING AMERICANS?
>go 'mm, Nootka...' to mom
>she no longer knows what the frick I'm talking about
I don't think Tabbo has any cultural cache bros...
Ghostrape her.
>Take off your fricking dress
>Vancouver, except instead of Chinks, it's Bogans and Chinks
>Excellent, not a trace of urine.
Kino scene
>I want my family offices back.
?feature=shared
>how do they know so much?
>hmm
I miss this lil show like you homies wouldn't believe.
>kills traitor while in a serious hurry to get the frick outta England
>still takes time to string him up ironically to mock his flag making
Classic Delaney
>it's a Mr. Delaney puts a completely unreasonable demand on someone then gives them no way to refuse it scene
My favorite
But that's the entire show
kino
Mmm.
>You will never sail into the ocean with a troony, a bombmaker, your stepmom and a bunch of thugs and prostitutes
He was trying to found another Australia in Nootka, right?
I need a ship.
Open the FRICKING envelope!
what was in the envelope bros?
I'm gunna watch this again this weekend. Christmas kino.
>ghostfricks sister
>sister kills herself so she can ghostfrick him back
Black person?
>Mr. Delaney, I'm EIC
>fricking Americans
Give me all the peas in China.
watching bronson. does this guy ever shut the frick up?
So long ago, I'll have to rewatch the first season before the second one.
He had a big hat.
MR. DELANEY! COME OUT FROM UNDER THERE!
>Mmmmmm
>No
Ah, the fresh smell of dead fish.
how does one become a such chad?
What does it take to be a giga chad like him?
Nine years in Africa and a probably magical mother?
Imagine Noomi Rapace being your weird indigenous mother
Well,
I am from third wold country and my mother is toxic narcisst.
Is there any taboo guide plan for modern world?
I do not know, 9 months in south america?
does he even remember he made the first season?
There was talk back in March of them filming it around now but nothings come of it. Tom's too busy doing capeslop and martial arts.
This show was garbage. There was no direction for it to go in. A bit like that show Messiah on Netflix.
Be. Very. Careful.
How the frick do you all remember about this forgettable one season show from eight years ago in so much detail?
Evidently it wasn't forgettable.
Or it's just a load of nerds with a brit fetish rewatching garbage.
Mmhmmmm
I watched this once but it’s been so long can anyone give me a tv rundown on the plot
He needs a boat.
*eats egg*
Why is incest so kino?
coooooooom
nice
slo
boob
giwtwm
Jesus christ Irish breasts tbh.
Haha what a long tongue perfect for eating potatoes and definitely nothing else
As an Englisman, I deserve an Irish tongue gf
Perfect for rims
That's a long tongue.
Someone put me in a sandwich with her and Kerry Condon
What's that tongue do?
webm of sister sex pls?
I remember she looked like alex coal
Have you ever acted like nootka?
>hear about child murdered on the news
>presume I did it
>eat egg
Of all the things to be nostalgic about, why choose the objectively worst things?
Take off that fricking dress
Huh?
It will engulf us all. We will all be one within his hat.
>hats were often made from beaver pelts
>muh pelts
Nootka is a flat egg
it took deadwood season 3 to get pozzed with Black folk and dykes, ridley came out swinging from ep 1
>You're a weird guy
>Taboo