>mob guy is a fat tub of shit
>somehow is able to beat anyone’s ass
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>mob guy is a fat tub of shit. >somehow is able to beat anyones ass
>mob guy is a fat tub of shit
>somehow is able to beat anyone’s ass
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>Frogposter is a fat tub of shit
>Posts movie tropes with a jaded, cynical sidelong glance
fat can be deceiving
a 300lb guy might make a lean 200lb guy
Just drop kick his knee like that.
how is it possible to be this big or this small
t. in between
why doesn’t he just run around in circles until the fat guy tires out?
>fat guy sits down and starts eating rotisserie chicken to recharge his energy tank
it was over before it began
Name one movie
Bronx Tale, bar fight scene
Never seen it, not going to. Name a movie that people have actually seen, otherwise you're just a chudpilled loser.
>missing out on shota, goofy Italians, Gangster, racism and BLEACHED kino all in one
Your loss
the fatass guy in john wick 4 with the crazy teeth puts up a fight against john that makes zero sense
>mob guy never had the makings of a varsity athlete
>somehow is able to beat anyone's ass
Have a you
100 lb woman in heels and dress is able to solo several 2-300lb men
you sure about that?
I could see the smaller guy being that weight trying to stay in a smaller weight class, I'm doubtful the big guy is actually 550lbs, probably 350ish
using 200kg kyriakos grizzly as a reference point, that guy appears significantly taller and fatter so 260kg is realistic
no chance, the little guy is 5foot tall most likely, the fat guy is likely around the 160kg mark at most.
Pic related, Brian Shaw, 4x worlds strongest man winner, bounces between roughly 175-200kgs at performance weight, he'd easily weigh more than the fat russian. Muscle weighs more than fat, don't forget, especially finely tuned powerlifter muscle.
You're a fricking moron.
on my worst day, drunk, tired etc, im still gonna be smarter than you will ever be champ, you'll just have to trust me, my galaxy brain is simply in a whole other tier than you, there is -no- chance fat boy is over 160kgs, maybe 180 if hes over 6.5ft. But i doubt it.
that womans c**t must be soaked
weight is very important but so is frame, someone like Tony Soprano would be very tough, but someone like Vito Spatafore would not be without a weapon
Vito is a real come from behind kind of guy
He’s an azzz muncha
tony/gandolfini was surprisingly nimble on his feet
He had a more even distribution of fat and had the underlying musculature of someone who was once built but became fat later in life. Compare that to Vito who was obviously always a blimp and literally waddles when he walks.
vito’s actor had a fricked up back
Flashbacks also show that Tony was in perfect shape as a teenager which is when he most likely learned his fighting technique.
just dodge around the fatty for 30 seconds and he’ll be out of breath, fatsos have to use their weight to win immediately or they’re doomed
Wow OP you just described the Kingpin character.
fury claimed he was up to 400lbs when he was drinking
Buck status: Broken
mass + velocity = kicked ass
he has old man strength
Imagine how fricking humiliating it would be for you to get in a fight with a sumo wrestler. I would pay money to watch you be manhandled like that, especially if they broke a few of your homosexual bones.
Never let a fat guy get on top of you during a fight.
sometimes the fat is just a disguise