>Modern audiences: *horrified gasp*

>Modern audiences: *horrified gasp*

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >when you die im taking your boots

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Beans is the kind of girl that is shockingly homely when you first meet her, but over time you get used to her until she seems cute.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well she’s a lizard anon

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >ywn have a southern accent lizard waifu

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          You gonna stop me?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Then she still wouldn't find (You) attractive.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I mean, she's like 3 inches tall

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's quitter talk

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          So longer than your penis.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's all I want in life man. Not the best looker, but in the right light, she's mad fricking cute.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Right amount of cute and a fine personality. Especially if you are into tracking down UFOs trying do rescue her Daddy.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What was with that small window in time in which animated movies about creeping on unconscious girls were all the rage

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      In that same scene Wall-E gets his hand stuck as Karma.

      ?t=112

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >as karma
        As humorous undercut to a saccharine scene.
        He is never presented as creeping on her.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, the Feeling I get from the scene is that Wall-E takes genuine care for EVE despite not knowing what happened to her, the part where he tries to hold her hand is just him wanting to have a genuine romantic moment.
          I love this movie so much I own the Criterion.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rango is a rapist.

      She's literally not conscious anon; there's nothing to cross and that's entirely the point.

      >sleeping beauty is just a myth to this generation
      I hope we do get rape gangs so people actually see what true rape culture is like.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I hope you’re raped first

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's how you get initiated into the rape-gang.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Aww, yer sweet.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Threatening anon with a good time

          YOU FOOL, THAT'S WHAT HE WANTS

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Oh no

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Reminds me of how Ratatouille got away with a forced kiss scene and Collete gave in and dropped her weapon. From their side of the story, he asserted himself dominantly and she stopped resisting. I can't imagine seeing a family movie do that again.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        they will after another war

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    why did they gasp? is it because she's ugly?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rango is a rapist.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nope

        ?t=88

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Beans goes in a spaced out state every now and then and she's completely frozen. They were talking about finding someone special and while Rango is talking she has one of her episodes. So rango kisses her on the cheek and walks away.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Every moment you breath, you rape a woman with your air

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      As long as I live I'll keep looking at the ass

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >trying to cross that awkward first step and expressions of affection are now seen as unforgivably creepy and weird
    >young people nowadays are more single and painfully lonely than any previous generation
    gasp indeed

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's literally not conscious anon; there's nothing to cross and that's entirely the point.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >she was sleep, there was nothing to cross and you are a rapist for kissing her cheeck, die chud

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It’s a peck on the cheek you psycho. It’s like calling a little girl a rapist for doing the same thing unexpectedly to a boy she likes.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm sorry, am I misremembering the movie, or didn't she FAKE having an episode for the kiss? She knew her and Rango were both too shy to make a move and used her freezing up as a way to lure him to make the first move? I remember her smirking when Rango walked away and I don't know if it's from this scene.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The reason why all the anons on Cinemaphile are lonely is because all the girls are at my house having sex with me

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah but one of those girls was me in disguise
        hahayou're gay

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, that's why men are single, nothing else.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      FUUUUCK SHE’S TOO CUUUUUTE

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was gonna mention this. That she did seem to be aware about the kiss. Rango didn’t know that, but she seemed to share those feelings at this point of the movie.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm sorry, am I misremembering the movie, or didn't she FAKE having an episode for the kiss? She knew her and Rango were both too shy to make a move and used her freezing up as a way to lure him to make the first move? I remember her smirking when Rango walked away and I don't know if it's from this scene.

      She's faking it. Dumb thread

      One of my favorite movies honestly

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    cute lizard lips

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Were either of them lizards tho?

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Now explain to me why it's perfectly okay if genders were switched.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      man just don't care

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's the director been up to ever since?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gore Verbinski?
      Made the Lone Ranger.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's been shopping around his animated feline space epic Cattywumpus after Netflix pulled out.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone in this movie was so delightfully ugly.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >ugly
      you mean photorealistic

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cute

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >raped with a fruit bowl
      Sad times for modern audiences

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The amount of kinks she develops throughout the course of the film is impressive. Can you imagine the setup and elaborate bondage gear she’s gonna need just to get her going?

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonyrnous

    Rango is a cool frickin movie and while I believe it deserved a PG-13 rating, I’m glad it exists all the while.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why should it get a PG-13?

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I suppose the philosophy of this movie is "fake it till you make it"
      God damn this managed to make me angry. How can you not understand a fricking thing about a movie so fricking hard is unbelievable

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Feminine minds are simple and overly emotional
        Even the overtness of western kino is beyond them being based around masculine problems and mindsets.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          this is why women crying rape shouldn't be taken to seriously

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I avoid this shit so I dont have to lose faith in humanity.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Plan B is an adult joke? Someone explain please.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think Plan B alludes to the morning after sex contraception pill.

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >my friends when I tell them who my waifu is

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    There is such a thing as silent consent. The Prince and Sleeping Beauty weren't complete strangers. Neither were Rango and Beans, Eve and WALL-E, or Prince Eric and Ariel. They all had multiple scenes together where they were developing feelings for one another. Two people who are totally crushing on each other are not going to be opposed to a lean-in for a kiss or a peck on the cheek, I don't care how fricking sheltered and repressed these Twitterhomosexuals are.

    These types of people re-writing stories through their personal lens where they view these characters as rapists are all pushing for gender and sexual-identity, yet, they're totally ignorant to the actual acts of intimacy and the emotional layers involved in it.

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    This movie didn't get what it deserved. One of the best animated movies of the decade.

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rango is the movie nobody asked for and yet we still didn't deserve it. One of the best 3D movies ever made.

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that anything less than explicit verbal consent is abuse.
    Almost every romance movie ever made contains scenes of abuse where women are taken advantage of without respect to their bodily autonomy.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >YEAR 2032
      >HELLO CINDY OR MINDY OR WHATEVER THE FRICK YOUR NAME IS. PLEASE VERIFY THE CONSENT APP WITH YOUR FINGERPRINT
      >I CONSENT TO HAVING SEX WITH THIS RANDOM GUY!
      >BEEP
      >NOW I'LL FRICK YOUR FACE WHILE CALLING YOU A DIRTY prostitute *ZZZIP*
      >YES CHAD! DID I TELL YOU TH-*GLAK GLAK GLAK GLAK* (I ALREADY LOVE HIM BETTER THAN THE GUY FROM 2 HOURS AGO!)

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The funny thing is that literally every single person who screeches about this sort of stuff always ends up into horrific rape shit and other hard abusive fetishes that are expressly nonconsensual. The more they screech, the harder and more violent the shit they're into.

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do you ever think it's kind of weird how Zootopia has multiple torture / coerced by distress scenes and it's treated as okay so long as the "good guys" are doing it.

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just a few more successful scalie movies and our reptilian masters can finally come out of hiding.

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't it really strongly implied she fakes that episode to nudge Rango into doing it?

  25. 11 months ago
    FroggyGreen

    Rango is probably handsome by lizard criteria so it's okay for him to be a rapist.

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rango? More like Rapeo amirite?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wrong. Beans WANTED him to steal a kiss.

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    great movie, i need to rewatch sometime.

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