Can we please talk about modern family without the memes. Mods this is on topic and related to a tv show
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Can we please talk about modern family without the memes. Mods this is on topic and related to a tv show
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jesus christ i would lick her butthole until my jaw broke.
you can get up to 11 serious diseases doing that. 'most won't show up for a long while.
so be sure to tell your doctor you have oral contact with anuses and fecal matter.
so they can get you the right treatment.
That's interesting cause I've tongue fricked the butthole of at least a dozen different women and I just had thorough testing done a week ago and had nothing wrong, so what are these mystery diseases that are gonna lay dormant for years?
He's one of those guys that obsessively needs to win against homosexuals in arguments so he takes obscure conditions related to anal sex that almost never occur, and makes them a priority in his brain.
E coli doesn't bother the subcontinents, not sure white and israeli actresses in good health offer anything exotic to fear. Keep me advised.
>that almost never occur
People who engage in anal sex are degenerates with body counts in the 100s at least, so if even one person has the STI then they will all get it.
not true, i was 69ing my high school girlfriend in the early 00s before eating ass was a meme and her butthole was right there and looked cute so i gave it a lick and i felt her tense up so i went back to her vag (i didn't know about utis back then) and then next time we were hooking up she asked me to do it again and i've been in love with girls' buttholes ever since, literally not much better in life than having your face wedged between a sexy girl's cheeks tbh
Like I said, obsessed.
You're gay
I had your kind and seek your destruction. Only the guys who think. It's not gay for girls to rim them are worse.
You are full of worms.
Is this true, ur scaring me.
no, he's trying to psyop you into giving up on women's delicious buttholes and start sucking dick instead
sauce? and don’t tell me about michael douglas. he was a pussy licker
Doctor: "Chad, you have tongue cancer. It is caused from fecal matter."
Chad: "Yes, I have been performing analingus with my wife. How long do I have to live?"
Doctor: "5 years."
Chad: "5 years? Ok, I'd better get back to my wife. She loves receiving analingus."
>everything fun causes cancer
okay shit i guess i'll live a joyless and bland life devoid of excitement for the chance of a few extra years shitting in my old man diaper
yeah lol i see this guy on Cinemaphile all the time ranting about how anal causes incontinence when you're old
i don;t want to be the healthiest guy in the retirement village why would care about that, everyone ends their days shitting and coughing in tubes hooked up to machines miserable and shit I'm just going to smoke and do anal and enjoy myself until then really don;t care about the degree to which my inevitably miserable final days are ever so incrementally more miserable because i had fun when i was young
Kinda feels like once you get past your sixties it would just be easier to blow your brains out
You're gay
kys you fricking sodomite
It was such a comfy show.
Unfortunate that she decided to go through with the reduction. Frick you Sofia!
They’re still huge so I don’t know why people whine so much. If anything they’re probably shaped better
She lost a heap of weight the last couple of years and her breasts shrunk a lot
fricking moronic idiot virgin. die in a fire
Calm down you fricking coomer
They're big, not huge. Breast reductions should be punishable by death.
Wanna know how I got these scars?
>It was such a comfy show.
>camera zoom in
>camera zoom out
>camera moves up and down
It's the absolute worst kind of filmmaking possible and the antonym of comfy, you moronic fricking idiot
You sound like a comfy expert
no respect for any "woman" who gets a tit reduction
stupid b***h
homosexual -not in a demeaning way i mean literally you are gay
Many such cases
gross
>cuts off breasts
>wears a dress that needs big boobs to fill out
>looks like shit
>scar is visible
jfc what a wreck
SHE WAS RAPED
She lost like 70% of her attractiveness on the right
this is evil
Soon...
hopefully she'll sell them on her poshmark
>CumOnPrintedPics
real greaseball shit
she's very proud of her huge breasts, she'll never heed the call.
i offered to buy that $370 ball gown on her page that's still unsold after months if she'd include some dirty panties and she got me banned from poshmark, b***h
haha get rekt creep
unf
went from a 10 to a 0.10
oof they weren't even that big
bitch. you piss in gods eye like that he's gonna blink.
What are the chances that Sofia is evil and convinced her to do it?
Nah she got raped and it mind broke her
sofia couldn't stand a much younger, hotter, and more bustier girl as competition.
all she needs now is lip filler to be the perfect zoomer b***h
Can you break up with a woman who does that or will society ostracise you for it?
so is it a fashion statement? like a feminist dog whistle for work? or do all of these chicks think they are actually predisposed to breast cancer like Angelina Jolie?
Are you mentally challenged bro?
>Sofia
Was she judt mogged so hard she legally had to get a reduction?
Ariel has mentioned that Sofia encouraged her to get a reduction
truth. the other actress (the other sister, the mother, and of course sofia) pushed ariel into reduction. there were a couple graphs showing how ariel's character slowly got more screen time as her breasts got larger and in season 6 she had the same amount of screen time as sofia and the mom. then when she got the reduction so did her screen time and it kept on getting reduced till the end of the series. there are charts, but mods lock/delete if they're posted.
on the flip side after her reduction ariel posted more and more bikini/sexy pics and 'let' the paparazzi take 'oops i'm wearing tiny shorts or very small tops' in her every day life.
I'm dying
She’s on some shitty reality show now called Stars on Mars with Lance Armstrong and Marshawn Lynch
That show is genuinely hilarious. Lance Armstrong always makes fun of her and she has fricking cried from the lightest of chaffing. Also, Lance brought up how he doesn't think trans women should compete against biological women in sports and it made some of the other contestants hate his guts.
I’ve heard about that but haven’t seen a lot of the show. Also that Lynch stopped giving a shit about the show but still hasn’t been voted off
Marshawn's the best. He's constantly fricking around. He would play wrestle with Ronda Rousey as an excuse to have her get him in a thigh headlock. One of the girls on the show confronted him because she assumed he was trying to get her kicked off the show, so he just started teasing her even more. The next day, he was clandestinely spraying her with a squirt bottle during one of the group segments.
Lance is against athletes who take hormones competing with those that don't?
He's ready to admit that it's cheating now that he's retired.
If he can't, they shouldn't be able to either. Seems perfectly consistent to me. You're kind of a dumb b***h so I can see how you wouldn't understand
But he did take hormones to win against athletes who didn't take them. He's the troony here. And the worst part is he had to take hormones to keep up to ride a bike, which 5 year olds can do on their own.
>against athletes who didn't take them
it's cute that you think they aren't taking them
Every professional cyclist was doping back in the day.
trans athletes are men who take hormones to gimp themselves to the level of women but because of other things unique to male development, they still completely outclass real women
>Lance is against athletes who take hormones competing with those that don't?
This doesn't even apply to Lance
its on fox right now and its kino
Remember when she was 15 and the paparazzi dropped those Farmer's Market pics? Up there with Isabela Moner's 16yo beach shots.
no?
I do, though maybe I haven’t seen the entire set as I don’t remember it being that amazing
Me and my girlfriend love this show. We are only on season 4, but binge an episode a night.
>but binge an episode a night.
so you watch an episode a night.
>but binge an episode a night.
>binge
>an episode
2, 1
Imagine getting on your knees, shoving your nose between those cheeks, and taking a big whiff.
He's from my area and all the little cucks seethe when you bring him up. I think doing drugs and winning is pretty cool. He probably refused to pay off the right people to keep racing so they blew his cover
MOOOOOOOOOOODS
shut up
I really don't find her attractive. I don't get it.
thats the test in life. your gay.
I used to work in a shitty warehouse and discovered a coomer out in the wild. Every single subject would route back to breasts or sex somehow. One time I was talking to some guy old enough to retire and the coomer walks up with his phone with a pic of Ariel’s ass and feet on it and just says
>what do you think of this?
One time on our lunch break I caught him looking at what I assumed a Google search of “breasts” on his phone. Just multiple stock photos of plain, bare breasts. He was eating Cheetos too
... He was eating Cheetos too...
lol
>doc, you gotta help me! My dick is HELLA orange!
That man's name? Michelle Obama.
>Just multiple stock photos of plain, bare breasts. He was eating Cheetos too
Based lad
I do that. I google image search panties at work, just the most plain marketing shots come up, I find it soothing. I also screen shot he tai when they show panties on their own
>the coomer walks up with his phone with a pic of Ariel’s ass and feet on it
SHE WAS 17 YOU SICK FRICK
where is the webm I need it
It's gone forever. Don't you dare try to search for Cinemaphile archives. Do you hear me?
that was disappointing
its doesn't open for me
>screeches in unintelligible feminazi noises
I used to think prime meant peak beauty.
But that quote coming from someone that looks like that makes me think she's talking about fighting.
What exactly did she mean by "prime"?
>What exactly did she mean by "prime"?
Primeval ugliness. She's out of sync with nature
My god. Those are some suckable breasts.
She’s so fricked up about dudes not wanting to frick a butch chick that she calls them out but settles for pussy.
Frick Alex, Lily is the superior thot-fu.
oh god no
WHAT RACE IS THAT THING?
e-girl
She’s 16
The Angler fish of humanity
asian hunter schäfer
yet people still haven't answered this man, hes not alone in being curious
WMAF American-Korean hapa.
cute.
No one knows anymore
La Niña Pacifica Oceana Angelina
with women, one simple rule:
no booba = don't engage
best girl
>posts coom-bait
>hurr durr this is a serious thread dont delete mods
Imagine how fricking massive her breasts would be now
Fat b***h.
She peaked at the cars land premiere.
i've literally never seen puberty ravage a human being like it did for this girl
she was such a cute, petite kid in her early teens, and then WHAM her entire body changes and suddenly she's constantly got her massive breasts and ass out in bikinis and acting like a prostitute, all within the space of a few months
just an instant change, must have been really disorientating for her and i can see why she got a tittiectomy
She didn't wear bikinis until after the reduction so that's her breasts at like half power
was so cute
she was so perfect
No she didn’t you fricking liar, she was like a C-cup and fricking some 18 year old male model when she was 14. Plus she didn’t start acting like a bawd until after the reduction when she started becoming desperate for the attention she had lost
yup. just look at the stuff ariel posted by herself after she got the reduction. also at the awards ceremonies she out sex/out busted all the female cast with her very low cut dresses. and like some one posted ariel went out of her way to dress very sexy when she went to concerts, dinner, out shopping. pretty sure she tipped off the paparazzi so she can get more attention.
100%
Only on award shows you would see her showcase the massive pair but after reduction? Man, she got really, really loose really fast.
It's weird man, so much comments about not wanting to draw attention and being sexualized and after the reduction ...
What a waste of potential, we at least had that video with her sister.
gods yes. truly a small light of hope shined and it was glorious. it almost felt like the beginnings of the internet when porn started to emerge.
Hello darkness my old friend
Man i look good in a dress
what the frick where are her curves? her face looks too big for her body now
She lobbed off half her breasts a few years back and probably lost the rest to Hollywood coke
am i crazy or are those knees very ugly?
i’m so tired
LOOKIN GOOD HON
Waist up she looks fine but what the frick happened to her hips? I get her upper body probably grew extra to hold up those giant jugs she had but how did her lower body seem to atrophy so much?
she wasn't actively trying to be skinny/lose weight when she was younger so her fat distribution was natural and healthy
now she has to starve herself not to be a hambeast so her legs are too skinny
Top dicky
damn, those are some nasty feet
Did you shoop Brie Larson's feet onto her?
>mfw realization
>Them Knees
>Start the reactor. Free Mars...
This bish is only 25. How'd she peak and fall so fast
am I drunk or are those hands fricked up
Uhh.
crazy to think that her career was instantly and permanently ruined the moment she cut her breasts off, nobody cares about her at all anymore
as it should be.
holy moly imagine being this pawg's personal toilet
Sarah Hyland is sexier
*steals your soul*
She has a bunch of chronic illnesses doesn't she?
That wall hit harder than a train.
>wall
It doesn’t count as a walling if they have illnesses. The wall is supposed to be a natural boundary. If they’re ill, who knows when that boundary might have actually hit them.
Which illnesses?
Something that caused kidney failure, it might have been lupus but I think that's Selena Gomez
Holy shit, stay away from drugs kids. She legit looks older than me now.
>chronic illnesses
Is this legit or is it just the same female "I'm tired all the time" bullshit?
Legit. She even got kidney transplant from her dad only to have her body rejected the kidney and had to get another kidney from her brother.
Just look up her wikipedia.
damn that's actually sad
Sarah Hyland doesn't really count as a wall hitter. She has severe kidney disorders, she used to have to lie down on the floor between takes just to get some energy back. She probably won't make it past 50, sadly.
funny how when the series started sarah was suppose to be the hot daughter (and the show painfully tries to do this with all the boyfriends and popularity), then as ariel started to 'blossom', sarah slowly became a golum like creature. and like someone stated they turned ariel's character into a raving wienerasidal maniac.
>another thinly veiled modern family thread
dios mio
the photos from this set after she goes in the water and her bottoms turn see-through are kino
plus the ones of her stretching her leg up to her head obviously
Proof?
i don't wanna get banned again, bro, just google it
He's lying, it was a photoshop
>obviously trying to bait me into posting them
sorry bro, but they shouldn't be hard to find
I'm looking at the full set right now, I don't need you to post anything
if those photos aren't there then it's not a full set, homosexual
Source: trust me dude but I can't show you or even prove it in any way
NTA but it took me 10 seconds to find them on a fricking bing search...
Literally how moronic are you?
zoomers don't know how to use search engines
it's like magic to them
Source: she goes to another school
I need to wipe her ass with my hand.
asslicking is the gayest thing a man can do to a woman's body.
Taking a woman's body shopping is gayer.
She is such a c**t on Stars on Mars. Used to fap to her all the time. Now I can't stand to look at her.
I used to think she was a gross fattie but then my test went up and I realized she literally has the perfect body. ass could be a little bigger tho
Any fans of playing cards?
>no scars
not her
>no scars
>no tattoos
Anon, I..
anon... she wasn't born with tattoos and scars...
is that not uncomfortable
how do girls just walk around with wedgies on the beach
they don't have anything dangling there so it's no less comfortable than your t-shirt in your armpit
That would be a great ass for a forty year old.
What's the male equivalent of a breast reduction? Scrotum reduction? I'm gonna get the smallest, tightest, most scar covered scrotum I can.
It's the one where you have your legs broken and then wobble on bone-stilts for the rest of your life to gain a few inches in height
Wouldn't that be like breast enlargement?
That's called a neo vegana.
Vasectomy.
Circumcision
Perfection
She peaked right there
Just beat off to this and the first shot flew at least 3 feet.
I hate this show so much, Season 1 wasn't terrible but the rest is painful to watch and yes I've seen them all, my mother watches them on a loop.
That annoying woman with her god awful voice.
The fact that they're saying This is what a modern family looks like: at least a couple of homosexuals and a couple of non whites.
The stupid stereotypical boomers.
The kids that can't act
The fat gay one has the same joke every time:
He'll say: 'Its like this'. Cut to interview. 'It's not really like this'.
I used to relate to Winter's character in the early seasons but she became such a massive b***h later on. Also she's ugly now.
>too young for ass eating
not right now you aren't
Was the deleted post the one with her and the toddler family member that popped her puffies out of her shirt?
Yes.
Ah, figured that much. Shame I missed always brings a smile to my face
Cinemaphile X, my Black.
of course
didn't she get psyopped by another woman to cut her breasts?
>should I exercise for just 2 weeks or pay a doctor tens of thousands of dollars to scar up my breasts?
>I think that exercise is unreasonable.
The funniest part is she started exercising post reduction and her breasts shrank to almost nothing
Dumb b***h
imagine the warm, smelly poos lads
the only piece of discussion this alleged comedy can have is that it is the single most "my gf made me watch it" show ever made
>Will you still breed me even though my breasts are not that big anymore? I'm begging you as you requested, Master
>tattoo
>blacked
She was so cute but, no, sorry, DROPPED
>I know I made some bad decisions in the past, maybe you can fix me, anon?
no, noone can fix stupid
"No-one" has a hyphen in it, moron.
she only fricks scrawny white zoomers
how do I find a submissive chubby girl to talk to me like that?
That's fricking hot
Ay caramba
I miss Fred Willard
I started watching it last week and god I hate that ginger homosexual. What an annoying fricking character
I would like you lads to keep this thread alive until I get home from work in a couple hours, for reasons I will not elaborate on
k
poop comes from there
Stop sexualizing her
Weren't there rumors of Ariel having to tape down her breasts during season 4 or 5? It might've been that she had to keep wearing big t-shirts and or sweaters.