Modern horror can't compete. What went wrong?

Modern horror can't compete. What went wrong?

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Explain how this movie is good boomer. Me and my friend laughed at it the entire time.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >don't take a movie seriously and spend the whole time laughing at it
      >be confused why people who actually watched it and took it seriously would enjoy it more
      Just stick to Tiktok, it's more suited for your viewing habits.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Taking Friday the 13th movies seriously
        Lol! That answer works!

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          You should take any movie with at least a bit of seriousness if you're planning on watching it and actually enjoying it. If you just want to drink with your friends and yell at the screen then that's fine but you shouldn't expect to absorb much about the films you're watching.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            There's nothing to absorb. The movie was low IQ with a Scooby Doo-tier chase scene in clumsiness.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >There's nothing to absorb.
              There's a lot to absorb if you like 80s slashers, since F13 Pt 2 is probably the purest example of the genre.
              It's fine if you're actually opposed to enjoying the movie for some reason, but you're missing out.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                There's nothing at all. It's just some people have sex before getting killed. No depth. No symbolism. No coherent plot.

                Just toss it out.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                There actually are themes and there's a consistent plotline throughout the movies, but you won't notice if you're just watching to laugh at and shit on the film.
                If you're a Halloween fan then Friday the 13th should be right up your alley. The Halloween sequels were made to capitalize on the success of Friday the 13th.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why was the tombstone of a killer just sitting there by the side of the road? I'd imagine after the killings that thing would've been broken into pieces by locals or more likely, not even planted there in the first place.
                >well, why was Jason's tombstone just sitting in a graveyard in 6?
                Jason Lives is a contrived comedy that had a fast paced opening focused on just getting the movie set up, not the same thing.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Why was the tombstone of a killer just sitting there by the side of the road?
                You can see another grave in that screenshot, I guess it's some cheap graveyard they dumped Pamela's body in. The logic isn't that important tbh.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Funny how the Halloween sequels were spawned from the success of Friday the 13th and its sequels and now after the success of the Halloween requel and its sequels, everything else is copying it

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                The history of slashers is complicated and involves a lot of movies inspiring other movies
                >hitchwiener movies and gialli inspire black christmas
                >indie exploitation films like last house on the left inspire low budget indie horror movies like the texas chain saw massacre
                >black christmas inspires halloween
                >halloween inspires friday the 13th 1 and 2, along with other early slashers
                >the friday the 13th sequels inspire halloween 2
                >et cetera

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Me and my friend
      Just say boyfriend, it's cool
      >laughed at it the entire time
      Fun bad

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Afraid of sex and nudity. Too many women in charge vetoing these projects for PG 13 sensibilities.

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Modern horror tries to hard to "subvert your expectations" instead of focusing on delivering an entertaining experience. Friday the 13th was the opposite of that, it's all about sincere fun.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      So many nu-horror movies use jump-scares as a substitute for suspense. It's the Wan-ification of horror

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        James Wan movies are good. The Nun movies are schlock trash. I can't believe people thought Nun 2 was an improvement over the first one, at least the first one is enjoyable in a B movie sense. The Nun 2 is the worst thing a horror movie can be: fricking BORING.

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    WRONG

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      There is so much wrong with this
      >Final Destination 3
      should be higher than the first 1
      >IT and remake
      F tier
      >House of Wax
      so bad it's good
      >Happy Death Day
      cringe Blum-shit and shouldn't be on the list
      >Halloween III
      one of the better Halloweens

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Final Destination 3
        >should be higher than the first 1
        NTA but I'd rank Final Destination 1 and 2 over 3. All three are good though.
        Also Happy Death Day is good and one of Blumhouse's best movies. BH is a hands-off producer so you can't really judge their movies off of their name, there's a lot of variety.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >American Psycho as an S tier horror film
      >Evil Dead 2 is D
      Based moronic zoomer homosexual

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      seed of chucky is the best childsplay film

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        bold statement
        it's better than cult and the remake but that's about it

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    F13 rankings, bros?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Part 2
      should be higher
      >3
      F tier

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nah bro Jason pulling up to the docks with the new mask and the harpoon gun is equal to the most kino moments of 2 (which is a solid A+ but can’t touch 4 or 6)

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          I have a problem with this scene because his mask is so iconic and they don't even show when he puts it on for the first time

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >and they don't even show when he puts it on for the first time
            That's kino though. It's a real "oh shit" moment when he shows up wearing Shelly's mask.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            I agree with that I would’ve liked to see that fat annoying b***h get got too, weird decision but like the other anon said if kind of works for being so suddenly jarring and unexpected.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Off of the top of my head, don't have a concrete rating
      2 > 4 > 1 > 6 > 3 > 5 > JvF > 7 > X > Remake > 8 > GtH
      I think they're all very good up until Part 8. Series dipped in quality with 8 and Goes to Hell but it recovered with the next few movies.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        pretty accurate order but I haven't seen any after 8. are they worth watching?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Goes to Hell is the black sheep of the franchise and idk if I'd say it's worth watching, but Jason X, Freddy vs Jason, and the 2009 remake are definitely worth watching if you're a fan of the series.
          X is Jason wreaking havoc on a cheesy sci-fi setting, FvJ is a fun showdown between the two icons and one of the most 2000s things you'll ever watch, and the 2009 remake is a gritty condensed 2000s slasher version of the first four movies by the director of the also good Texas Chainsaw Massacre remake from 2003. They're all pretty different from the original movies but they're entertaining.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            thanks i'll give those a watch

            There's nothing to absorb. The movie was low IQ with a Scooby Doo-tier chase scene in clumsiness.

            gtfo homosexual. your mom is too busy having sex with Black folk to buy you a rated R movie

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >thanks i'll give those a watch
              Hope you enjoy. I put them low in my ranking but that's more because of my love of the early F13s. I enjoy the three I mentioned a lot still, Friday the 13th has to be the most consistent horror series.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      ok

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think the first Nightmare on Elm Street was THAT profound but it's definitely better than anything F13.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd put NoES 1 and Dream Warriors over the F13 movies, but most of the F13 movies before the rest of the NoES franchise. F13 is higher quality on average.

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