Met a girl online who looked exactly like Sydney Sweeney and after a couple days of texting her I wanted to cave her head in. Women are so fricking stupid bros
>dress like porn stars while promoting capeslop on red carpet >get offended when we want to see them in comic accurate sexy costumes in the actual movie.
make it make sense.
it must be depressing, bawding up real good just for a better bawd to stand next to (You) ruining your night.
I'd like to hug her and tell her everything will be all right. And have sexual intercourse with Buckteeth Milkerton on the right
AWOOGA
Kys
Nepobabies are in critical condition
Negatory good buddy
HUMMINA HUMMINA
Met a girl online who looked exactly like Sydney Sweeney and after a couple days of texting her I wanted to cave her head in. Women are so fricking stupid bros
A woman-beater, are you?
A virgin, are you?
yeah yeah
Post her boobs
Can't have sex with her personality, can't put your dick in her college degree
Why does Sweeney look like this in all her photos
tired of sucking so much israelite dick
wiener daze.
bedroom eyes, sometimes they look hot, sometimes utterly moronic
Thinking of BBC
50s movie star drunk gaze
this
Ugly goblin.
if this was the pinnacle of sex appeal I wonder what would happened to people back then if they would see something like this
men would probably literally go full gorilla mode screaming and spinning around while cumming in their pants
A tantalizing glimpse of the soft outer regions of the labia majora, she has shaved for the occasion, what a vision!
the difference between hotness and beauty in one image.
one would make for a better painting, one would make for a better wank.
Bro, I have vigorously jerk offd to both of these prostitutes at least 100 times each.
He mother drank while she was in the womb, notice the epicanthic folds.
She literally has down syndrome. I find it fricking disgusting so many men sexualize this mental needs person.
FAS
>lips slightly parted
>upper lids slightly closed
it's the typical face most photographers will tell women to take in order to look extra sexy.
This is just the usual mouthbreather phenotype and almost all youngish women are mouthbreathers now
Dakota is actually better at sex, Sydney just starfishes I guarantee it
whoever is willing to sit on my face is better
I don't want to think about that thing on the left having sex. It's like something with William's syndrome coming up for a hug, like frick off freak.
is that chainmail
Chainmail is made of interlocking rings. That looks more like a fence.
those breasts are immense
Too old
They look 30
Show not tell. Sydney is made to be worshipped in kino.
MMMM *POP* MMMMMMMM *POP*
Dakota is better looking
Sydney has huge breasts
your kids will look like aristocrats if you marry dakota and she can get implants when she starts sagging
if you marry syndey your kids will look like low class service workers and the milk will start to sag to belly button in 5 years
heed this advice brothers
Dakota is objectively worse looking all over. Your brain is just doing a competition averse adjustment in preference.
different strokes for different folks. I guess your mom is fat? that would make sense if you prefer sydney. That would explain your angst too
My testosterone came back slightly above the normal range when i had it tested and that's associated with female build preference.
it's okay you can just say she thicc.. your mom
I still want to stick my penis through a gloryhole and have them both makeout over the head.
>dress like porn stars while promoting capeslop on red carpet
>get offended when we want to see them in comic accurate sexy costumes in the actual movie.
make it make sense.
Sweeney is based, she's pro-nudity and admits she loves the attention
they are in control, not you incel
We'll see how much control they have.
*looks directly at the camera and smirks*
That's not what mogged means
TITTED CITY
Threesome with both, but Sydney would unexpected eat your ass. She looks the type.
BIG TATAS
Sweeney is a 10/10. Love the sleepy eyes
Sydney is a GOAT but wish she'd stop losing so much weight.
I bet if you held this picture up in front of a woman for more than 1 minute they would have a nervous breakdown
it must be depressing, bawding up real good just for a better bawd to stand next to (You) ruining your night.
I'd like to hug her and tell her everything will be all right. And have sexual intercourse with Buckteeth Milkerton on the right