He has veneers. It's like fake teeth glued onto your real teeth, because when you get old you real teeth look like shit because you used them to munch on shit for 50 fricking years.
I will admit they look good, but apparently they're a big pain in the ass, they detach and require reapplication. Essential if you want to look perfect though.
>One of his incisors is literally dead centre of his mouth
I don't think a normal person can even identify which tooth is an incisor. Your probably some sort of dentalgay
>I don't think a normal person can even identify which tooth is an incisor
Do you think normal people can't tell the difference between squares and circles too? Goddamn you have a low opinion of others, frick's sake.
I read somewhere he uses special banana shampoo that cost $600 a bottle. This was before inflation so it's probably like $1000 a bottle or more in today dollars.
It's even weirder when you look at his parents age. >Thomas Cruise Mapother III
Died at 51 >Mary Lee
Died at 81
so it's not like he comes from some bizzare super genetics of long lived people. Must have access to some nifty drugs
I think he'll live forever. Or he'll die mysteriously, tragic accident; closed-casket funeral because it was "bad", but he's not there. He's on an island somewhere. Or he's on the moon.
He's Tom Cruise. Anything is possible.
They obviously only offer to men, actresses age like shit. Maybe it's a true technical limitation, maybe they don't want to make it too blatantly obvious that they have such tech. Having an actresses in her 60's look like she was 23 would be totally uncanny valley, we would know somethings up.
Tom Cruise looks like a lesbian wine aunt when he’s not digitally de-aged in his movies. Also Keanu looks his age behind the beard and DiCaprio has clearly aged
Fricking hell I gotta get my thetans removed
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Giggitty
>the Papa John diet
Why are his teeth on crooked, it looks so weird.
crooked? are you serious?
He has veneers. It's like fake teeth glued onto your real teeth, because when you get old you real teeth look like shit because you used them to munch on shit for 50 fricking years.
I will admit they look good, but apparently they're a big pain in the ass, they detach and require reapplication. Essential if you want to look perfect though.
One of his incisors is literally dead centre of his mouth. Once you see it you can't unsee
>One of his incisors is literally dead centre of his mouth
I don't think a normal person can even identify which tooth is an incisor. Your probably some sort of dentalgay
So you’re proud of being moronic?
>I don't think a normal person can even identify which tooth is an incisor
Do you think normal people can't tell the difference between squares and circles too? Goddamn you have a low opinion of others, frick's sake.
He got Doriand Gray'd.
Reminds me of that tragedy
>mfw I finally got the log past the poopy hole after squeezing for an hour
Swollen face after cosmetic procedures.
Is that his secret? Does he have the best plastic surgeon in the business?
>secret
Breakfast?
Norm?
fake
Did Pierce pay him a visit?
that kid would be like 35 now that guy is in his 50s
how does he do it?
Likely spends like a 1 mil $ a year on cosmetic procedures.
I read somewhere he uses special banana shampoo that cost $600 a bottle. This was before inflation so it's probably like $1000 a bottle or more in today dollars.
You can buy bananas for 19 cents at Trader Joe's. This shampoo better make your cum taste like a banana split for that much money.
It's even weirder when you look at his parents age.
>Thomas Cruise Mapother III
Died at 51
>Mary Lee
Died at 81
so it's not like he comes from some bizzare super genetics of long lived people. Must have access to some nifty drugs
I think he'll live forever. Or he'll die mysteriously, tragic accident; closed-casket funeral because it was "bad", but he's not there. He's on an island somewhere. Or he's on the moon.
He's Tom Cruise. Anything is possible.
Did he frick Stuart Little?
they probably have some chemical or procedure for only the top actors like Tom Cruise, DiCaprio and Keanu have that no one else is allowed.
They obviously only offer to men, actresses age like shit. Maybe it's a true technical limitation, maybe they don't want to make it too blatantly obvious that they have such tech. Having an actresses in her 60's look like she was 23 would be totally uncanny valley, we would know somethings up.
Tom Cruise looks like a lesbian wine aunt when he’s not digitally de-aged in his movies. Also Keanu looks his age behind the beard and DiCaprio has clearly aged
this is what Jonathan Lipnicki actually looks like