>What haha no waaaay >Yes Jenny, it's fricking real.. >And what that, again? >If you speak his name 7 times into a beer bottle that's halfway filled, you pass along the beer and that person is thinking of a red cat while drinking it in one foot, he appears... AND KILLS YOU! >They do the moronic ritual and the killed shows up
I fricking hate movies like this
What's Prior up to next?
Empty Man has the best teens of any recent horror film, in look and attitude.
>What haha no waaaay >Yes Jenny, it's fricking real.. >And what that, again? >If you speak his name 7 times into a beer bottle that's halfway filled, you pass along the beer and that person is thinking of a red cat while drinking it in one foot, he appears... AND KILLS YOU! >They do the moronic ritual and the killed shows up
I fricking hate movies like this
You don't understand how the movie is structured, it follows a horror legend from ancient origins to high school urban legend to post-modern creepypasta cult. Pure kino. And each setting is equally based. Imagine the bottle scene in a new Elm Street or that style for the last Halloweens. Kys
this was great if a little longer than it needed to be, (like every other episode, all of which sucked shit btw).
protip check out am1200, it's on youtube or vimeo or w/e
The only thing I remember from this movie is the zombie-thing they find mummified at the start. I literally can’t remember a single other thing, while I can remember Hereditary fairly well while having watched it years before.
That film had so much potential but ended up being a total fricking mess, I wish they'd managed to write a proper story and tie it all together in the end
That scene was indeed pretty good, the opening one as well, and the mystery meat highschool breasts were a nice addition
Is this some demon conjuring shit?
Why the frick do movies do this? Like the Midnight Man movies. >Play this ooky spooky game and at 3 am the Midnight dude'll frick your ass >Shit, what do I win? How do I win? >That's the cool thing, YOU FRICKING CAN'T!
asinine.
>What haha no waaaay
>Yes Jenny, it's fricking real..
>And what that, again?
>If you speak his name 7 times into a beer bottle that's halfway filled, you pass along the beer and that person is thinking of a red cat while drinking it in one foot, he appears... AND KILLS YOU!
>They do the moronic ritual and the killed shows up
I fricking hate movies like this
you didnt watch the movie
Don't care, the cult sequence at night is one of the most kino things put on film in the past decade.
underrated kino
It's been so long since my last boyfriend, my asss feels so empty, man
David Prior's episode of Guillermo del Taco's Netflix show was one of the best things I saw last year.
What's Prior up to next?
Empty Man has the best teens of any recent horror film, in look and attitude.
You don't understand how the movie is structured, it follows a horror legend from ancient origins to high school urban legend to post-modern creepypasta cult. Pure kino. And each setting is equally based. Imagine the bottle scene in a new Elm Street or that style for the last Halloweens. Kys
this was great if a little longer than it needed to be, (like every other episode, all of which sucked shit btw).
protip check out am1200, it's on youtube or vimeo or w/e
This movie is so fricking bad and insubstantial the person shilling it here for years is either involved in the production or trolling
filtered unironically
its schizo kino
Yeah if you’re schizophrenic I’m sure you would be able to appreciate the emphasis of random bullshit being strewn together in stead of an actual film
go back to watching marvel
The only thing I remember from this movie is the zombie-thing they find mummified at the start. I literally can’t remember a single other thing, while I can remember Hereditary fairly well while having watched it years before.
I liked the first part in Nepal but found the rest fairly bland.
that first part was the weakest. Looked like a student movie
Post yfw Nyarlathotep
Shit blew my mind
It was crazy movie and shoulda known it would have gone that way
Pretty good movie
best horror moive since Conjuring
That’s not a high bar to meet. Hereditary was so boring and dumb. Empty man was at least interesting and had extremely tasteful nudity.
Cult bonfire scene was mental. Literal chills down my spine
That film had so much potential but ended up being a total fricking mess, I wish they'd managed to write a proper story and tie it all together in the end
That scene was indeed pretty good, the opening one as well, and the mystery meat highschool breasts were a nice addition
Whoever made the trailer for this should be publicly flogged.
Weird but quite based film
Why did the intro need to take ten fricking years
I was confused when the film finally actually started
Is this some demon conjuring shit?
Why the frick do movies do this? Like the Midnight Man movies.
>Play this ooky spooky game and at 3 am the Midnight dude'll frick your ass
>Shit, what do I win? How do I win?
>That's the cool thing, YOU FRICKING CAN'T!
asinine.
That's that stupid fricking trailer. That's in the movie but that isn't the movie at all.
hereditary is a pile of shit, a bargain bin version of the vvitch but with a modern setting, there's no comparison to the empty man