>rewatch house md
>realise i want a mommy cuddy gf to hold me in her khazar milkers and scold me when ive been bad
what is wrong with me bros?
mommy cuddy
>rewatch house md
>realise i want a mommy cuddy gf to hold me in her khazar milkers and scold me when ive been bad
what is wrong with me bros?
Is this some sort of psyop? I get interested in House and the following week theres 10 threads about House a day? What do you want from me glowie? Do you want me to shoot up another supermarket? Fine I'm omw
take ur meds dude, youre not the only one watching a popular series
Come on man I make these threads especially for you because I think House is kino and I also think based on your telemetry data that you will enjoy it as well. I might watch some with you if you decide to see it on your computer or your phone
Same thing happened when I watched Band Of Brothers
And when I watched Oz
Is this a mommy thread or a House MD thread?
Why not both?
Can I post mommies that aren't from House?
cant it be both?
>OH NOOO IVE GOT A STABLE JOB WHERE I'M AN INDISPENSABLE ASSET A HOT MILF BOSS WHO WILL NEVER FIRE ME NO MATTER HOW MUCH I SEXUALLY HARASS HER A LOYAL BEST FRIEND TO SHOOT THE SHIT WITH SEVERAL HOT YOUNGER COLLEAGUES THIRSTING FOR MY wiener TONS OF DISPOSABLE INCOME EASY ACCESS TO DRUGS AN ENTIRE FULLY FURNISHED APARTMENT AND ALL THE TIME IN THE WORLD TO DO FRICKALL
>BOO HOO IM LE DEPRESSED MY LIFE IS MISERY BETTER LARP AS A FEDORA TIPPING REDDIT MONKEY
House was literally the original soijack
literally did not read but i guess its moronic ramblings of a virgin.
no you may not
excuse me, no. she lacks the air of authority and boobas to be a mommy gf
kekd
It was a simpler time
Did you miss the part when Amber commandeered Wilson's home life and his relationship with House? She was the perfect mommy gf.
thats just being a c**t. cuddy literally had objective authority. and shes hotter. also amber dies like a moron to flu medication lol.
literally dont care lol samegay
Every single reply of yours is moronic
dont care, cope seethe and dilate.
picrel
with a shitty fake midwest accent
>t. didn't watch the show
Filtered
Every single point in the post is true and nothing actually justifies House being depressed by any metric. He has everything any man could hope for yet he goes around LARPing like he's the protagonist of a Shakespeare play. It doesn't make any sense.
>.t samegay
>no counter
>poor attempt at deflection
I accept your concession.
that’s nothing like soijak
I don’t think Chase thirsted for House’s wiener that much. Maybe a little.
He was in constant debilitating pain anon
No he wasn't, he had the vicodin that took away the pain. Also it was his choice to be in pain, he could get it rectified anytime by simply amputating the leg and replacing it with a prosthetic. It makes no sense why he wants to keep the leg even though it's useless, then pretend he's cursed with some incurable disease when he could be fine anytime he wishes.
>yeah just amputate your leg bro
you are a moron
>just don't do anything about your useless bum leg that is also a source of constant pain and fosters your dependancy on narcotics simply to function as a normal human bro
It's you who's mentally stunted
The leg keeps him out of a fricking wheelchair you dunce
He also is able to function with the leg without drugs but he chooses not to because he likes drugs.
tbh he has based comfy life
>no wife/gf to b***h and moan
>fricks hot high quality escorts
>drinks whiskey and takes pills
>high paying high status job
>is famous in his circle
>has cool bike
based
Ukrainian mail order gf was perfect for him
he should have had a happy ending with her 🙁
true i forgot about her. she was a bit too skinny for my taste needed some curvage, but yeah i was so annoying he messed it up. guess house didnt stand with ukraine :^)
No it doesn't, prosthetics were easily accessible in 2008, even a fricking wooden stump would basically be just as functional as his post op leg, except with the added advantage of not turning him into a pill popping junkie. House's entire reason for being the way he is is completely invalidated by the stupid explanation for why he keeps the bum leg, he's supposed to be the edgiest man on the planet and ultimate champion of FACTs and LOGIC but is too stupid to realize the cons of a dysfunctional malformed leg heavily outweight the pros?
>what is phantom pain
There's a whole episode about this you stupid Black person
>every amputee has le phantom pain
It was explained right in that fricking episode that it's a rare condition you coping monkey
cool essay bro. but im sorry you get an F for gay.
cope
seething lmao
Let's chop off your leg and see how you like it gay
Lets stick you with a dysfunctional broken leg that is a source of perpetual pain and see how you like it moron
pain drugs like vicodin dont magically make your pain go away, it's still fricking there and you still feel it its just not as bad it's like stubbing your toe vs breaking your foot. and non-stop pain of any intensity fricks you up in ways you wouldn't believe
Except House could get rid of the pain in a single day if he just rid himself of the leg which is useless any way. So it doesn't make sense that a supposed genius that routinely mocks patients for being skeptical about his extremely risky unconventional cures refuses to abandon a leg that serves him no purpose at all.
Spoken like a tard who's never experienced real pain. Pain pills don't make the pain "go away". They just make it so you can stand it. KYS but botch the job so you can see what I mean.
>vicodin that took away the pain
It wouldn't: it simply made it somewhat (heavy emphasis on that) bearable. Even when drugged, House still would be in constant pain.
Amber was the superior House waifu
BOOBA
obligatory
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IM COOMIN
breasts too big
sorry, this better?
tl;dr youre wrong.
It was lupus
CAN WE PLEASE GET BACK TO CUDDY MOMMY POSTING
Your thread is doomed to die cause you're a coomer moron simping for a man jawed hag
why are you so upset?
youre not the op im the op. goddamn it frank i told you you get the next shift its my turn now.
James, dude, its late and Im getting sleepy. Im running like 10 bot threads in the chanz right now, do you think I do it manually? Thank god for the deep learning ai that does it for me while I watch troony porn and emulating shit on my phone on work time
Cope
>Holmes/House
>Watson/Wilson
Wow what a heckin epic easter egg
People still don't catch it, was my point.
you mean morons?
I reckon half the people in this thread didn't realise House is Sherlock Holmes.
She's my ideal type of woman. Not quite tsundere/domme but has attributes of it. Will let her guard down only when you are around
For me, it's brutal femdom at the hands of 13.
>coal burner
nope
that's a pretty bizarre fantasy
I just gave the general theme and the character, the artist did the rest. It was hit/miss.
I want Thirteen to give me a shakey and spasticated handjob as she cries about how bad her Huntington's has gotten.
What about Cameron?
would. not a mommy tho.
winnick was really qt and based christian in that episode too
>picrel
I'd wife her and not throw it all away by killing James Earl Jones
Is this show worth a watch?
Never seen beyond a few minutes of a few episodes here and there.
It's an exceptionally consistent 7/10. Worth a watch for sure.
dont listen to the moronic incel in this thread that is seething its worth watching if you enjoy medical shows and also dramas.
It is actually an underrated series, the later seasons don't totally jump the shark
Watch it if you're in mood for a show centered around the arch redditor and his heckin ebin monologues that would inspire a mentally unbalanced 13 yr old shoot up his school
see
i warned you.
>shilling a 6/10 """medical""" drama this hard
ill ask again, why are you so upset? is it the virginity? or is it the misguided notion in your thick skull that you are smarter than others? settle down ok?
>strawman
Your show is trash and you're a pleb
>whataboutism
You've already lost.
Kek you guys say shit like this then go watch The Boys, stop pretending you have taste
based
>wife the bpd prostitute
>not killing Black person
i shiggy diggy
Why would I care if he genocides some 3rd world shithole?
i dont. but he is black.
Should I kill Foreman too then? Or enjoy cucking him with Thirteen?
but would you kill the 12 y/o girl with the terminal disease?
which one was that? i forget
foreman serves for nothing but being annoying Black person most of the show. so yes kill the foreman
would you kiss the little girl like Chase did?
>wants to do sex before she dies
why was that little girl such a dirty prostitute?
Actually its a 8/10 med drama that looks like 6/10.
I always used to find myself watching until the end every time I was catching it playing on the TV. House's bitter personality and along with the scenario asspulls, makes it a fun watch
What type of milk we talking about?
>wanting to cuddle with a woman
YOU SICK DEGENERATE OMFG ALL MEN ARE PIGS!!!
House should've put that b***h in the ground.
i've been getting house clips suggested to me on youtube it's not even bad
>not Cuddy dicky
She's so hot. Hate when shows have a e-girl and she's never around. Bones does it too