>each episode worst than the last
how do they do it?
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>each episode worst than the last
how do they do it?
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This show is a prime example of why western entertainment is dead. Something so pure as Godzilla got slobbered with made for modern audiences putrid puke, demonic gay, girl bosses, white man bad and yasss slay qween!
The brother is fricking hot.
>a show about people talking about monsters
great idea
I stopped when they didn't kill off the ugly sheboon. What happened after the lesbian episode? Has it really gotten worse?
The black girl was working on the neural network for Apex but she deleted everything and escaped to japan, but now she's cool with them again and also she might be a lesbian too. Kurt Russel started a rebellion on monarch and blew up the hole for the hollow earth portal in Alaska. The Japanese dad is alive and he summoned Godzilla using a fake Gamma signal. Nothing important is happening the whole show is just filler.
this might be the worst series produced this year.
Is this episode any better than the last? I want to finish the show since I'm already this deep but that last one was torture.
Monarch: Kidnapping, guns everywhere, definitely behind the scenes killing
Apex: Please come back and we can work things out or we'll have to go the legal route for destruction of our property and stealing our money
It's slightly better just because it brings back the 50's timeline and there's less focus on the black hacker chick and the lesbian. But still NOTHING HAPPENS NO GODZILLA.
they talk a lot about him though, like he's protecting the earth or some shit
>it brings back the 50's timeline
because 20 minutes over budgetary issues is what you want from a godzilla show
It's even worse somehow
Kinda 50/50
>black chick is either dead or shes now in the inner earth or possible ate by giant bug kaiju
>come to find out they're not even related to Bill Randa, he married and adopted the kid after finding out about him
>we got a few seconds of a bug kaiju
Good thing youtube shows the best parts
how indeed?
>made in 2023
You already knew it would be shit anon
they really are just stringing us all along until the last episode arent they. cancer.
Enough actual plot for maybe 4 or 5 episodes and budget for decent monster action for maybe 3 episodes
>10 episodes
>only a few small scenes and new mini kaiju and a few extended scenes of godzilla seriously just fricking off everytime
We've gotten unneeded back story and character relationship drama (Chings former girlfriend Nikesha has now fallen for Chings new lesbian sister Chang) from every minor character short of the Monarch nerd guy and butch french chick and I expect that to happen next episode.
I want to like this since the plot when it moves forward isnt terrible and the actors in it for tue most part arent bad but holy shit when it decides to circle the drain.
more like
that line about them really making a goonies sequel instead of a godzilla show was so amazing bros i got that reference and was on the floor lmaoing my ass off haha
200 million dollar budgeted show about Kurt Russel hunting monsters. Coolest premise ever and they fricked it up. Modern American media is pure cancer. Nothing good can come form this evil culture.
I know the series of events that have happened, but I have no fricking clue what this show is about or what is going on.
Essentially
>Monarch shenigans after the events of the 1st movie not involving Serizawa but instead John Goodman who got ate in skull island adopted grandkids, their love monkey, and Kurt Russell
Also
>flashbacks to their grandma getting spitroasted by Randa and Shaw inbetween hunting monsters
She was a good friend
You just vomited a bunch of words that make as much sense as this stupid show.
That is legitimately the best summary for this show you can find
Apple TV, simple as.
Their shows just devolves further as long as it keeps going.
Monarch, Invasion (lol Sam Neil), Foundation, Ted Lasso, For All Mankind, it only ever gets worse from episode 1. I won't even touch Silo S2 if it ever comes out.
>show about hunting and surviving kaiju
>inject it with interracial lesbian drama
Oh no.
Stopped watching after episode 2.
Can't believe they thought people would want more family drama after Godzilla 2 got blasted for that shit.
The KotM family drama is a breath of fresh air compared to this family drama
>think dad is dead
>find out he has an apartment in Japan
>go there to discover he has a son almost the same age as you and another wife that looks similar to her own mom
>discover dad might not be dead
>break out forgotten great uncle from Monarch retirement
>discover he had a hard on the size of godzilla for their grandma
>main characters grandparents and Lee started Monarch
>come to find out main character is lesbian and traumatised from Godzilla degayging San Fran
>start falling in love with new brothers elite hacker girlfriend who was on the run from Apex
>come to find out their dad is still alive driving around the world in a pickup truck and a dinner bell for godzilla but nobody can find him, just accidentally run into him once before he saw both of his kids together, shit the bed and ran before the 2 of em discovered his 3rd family
Shits so moronic Jerry Springer would have to dedicate an entire episode of the bullshit
Yo did that korean guy die?
The mole had to avenge his ancestors
Wokism
Diversity hires
General lack of talent or care.
Welcome to Slopworld.
So how old is their father supposed to be?
>actor himself is 49 or 50
>shows up in a flashback set in 1955 looking like a 5-6 year old
>show takes place in 2015