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>elephantitis Ellie
>5'1" Abby
>titless Hispanic Dina
Pregnant lady will 100% be black and very sassy. I wonder if Owen will still be a blonde white guy.
I WILL jerk off to lesbian kisses.
God I can't wait for the ai porn.
Lmao wasn’t she a israelite in the game?
yes but she was modeled on an Italian. Moner can just say she's Sephardic
lmao why do /misc/tards always confuse italians for israelites
Because they're both mediterranean.
jews are fromm the middle east. much closer to arabic than meds
pol anthropologists think that med=israeli when they obviously look different even when they have big noses
she is a israelite in the game moron, no one "confused" anything, but you
are you black? I only ask because your reading comprehension seems to be severely lacking.
she did DNA test shes 50% sephardic israelite.
nope
italians are european israelites, moron
Jews are literally southern italians. Ashkenazi israelites aren't israeli at all they are southern italians larping a race based religion they have no genetic ties to.
They based the characters look off of someone real but used someone different as her voice but cool choice
>she's now a ftm trannie and has srmpit hair, a godawful short haircut and a deep voice
grim
Sounds made up
her sister's apparently ftm too
non-binary according to the instagram. Not he/him pronouns.
Also the voice is completely unaltered not an ounce of testosterone in those voices.
Goddamn she's cute. I'd lick her nostrils clean.
she look attractive here. wtf do devs do to frick up the models? same goes for that horizon girl as well. is it incompetency, intentional or just shitty tech/lack of skill?
it's always intentional
god damn that's one big schnoz ngl
i don't like this casting but i also didn't like bella's casting and i was proven wrong
(me)
ps. but i have no idea how bella will play part 2 ellie
all that matters is that sexy women have been added to the cast. maybe there will be a surprise opening where ellie dies instead of joel so it's now pedro and the hot lesbians vs zombies
Good, she's a good actress.
>Hot Abby
>Hot Dina
>Ugly Ellie
The world's turned upside down
Imagine being Isabela Moner in The Last Of Us and having to be all like "damn, Bella Ramsey, you frickin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous potato face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all she really wants to do is frick another white boy in her dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Moner and not only film your scenes while Bella Ramsey flaunts her disgusting mug in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her tiny yellow bong teeth and bulging skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected her American accent. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fricking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, BELLA RAMSEY LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fricking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fricking nothing but a healthy diet of blonde white boys, supermodels and later alleged Oscar winning Welsh actors for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Cleveland, Ohio. You've never even seen anything this fricking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her massive forehead as she wipes her fringe away to look suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "nonbinary(for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could arouse everyone in this room before the feminists could cover you up, but you just sit there and endure, because you're fricking Moner. You're not going to lose your future acting career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
bravo
win
Ellie a cute
Kaitlyn Dever should have just been cast as her, forget the age problem.
Lillis should've been cast as her
show Ellie a goblin thoughever
She's too fat now
???
She doesn't look like that anymore. She was very pudgy in the set photos for Madame Web.
nah, she wore a shirt that showed her tummy
That picture is from two months ago anon. When exactly is it you believe Madame Web filmed?
>She doesn't look like that anymore
>sees pic of her clearly as hot as ever
>immediately claims it must be an old picture
Dishonest
why do u lie? don't u know its a sin?
>She was very pudgy in the set photos for Madame Web.
The bikini photo was more recent than the madam web photo
Are we seeing a potential pregnant Isabel Moner scene?
I guess it's up to me.
>Merced gets involved in a show
It will bomb now
Moner if she real
checked
lmao
Blessed Boner
yup, she beat kiki
Hopkinsed
Jesus frick
Jesus FRICK
FRICK JESUS ALMIGHTY
Holy fricking hell yeah no nevermind im done with shipka. I've been making several of the kiernan threads on >>>/hr/ before they started getting ruined by a troll and well deservedly so because she's fricking ugly now and honestly it looks like she's staying that way. Im done with kiki
I need this little Latina
Man... Just... Fricking ugly. Wtf happened.
can someone explain this moner v kiki war
as with most forced memes it’s just one autist obsessed with the b***h that looks like ella Hollywood and for some reason has a seething hatred of moner
Shut the FRICK up, Kiki won!
Go make a Shipka thread now, about her upcoming "projects"...see who cares
Don't samegay a Merced thread and see how fast it goes to page 10 lel
Shipka is still more beloved than forced Merced
Last two Moner threads (today):
Last two Shipka threads:
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/194694678/
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/194612418/
I like how the two Moner ones are actually on topic about a new acting role
Yeah, while the other two are pathetic coomer bait but even the degenerates here wouldn't touch that horsefaced troony
>Dodges my statement completely
Stupid samegay. Mercedtards are as dumb as their waifu
Coping and seething. Sad!
Jesus, Shipka never stood a chance
fuuuuuuming
Hahahahaha you loser, you obviously don't know that Kiki will lead the upcoming *checking notes*... sequel to 1990s' 'Twister'...
Oh frick.
Doesn't matter what she makes, it's all superior to the latest Mercedslop. She always delivers Kikino because she can actually act and is fun to watch
>already bogged at the age of 24
it would be sad if it wasn't so hilarious
>dat chest
OH NONONONONONONONONO!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Mental illness. The hallmark of the ordinary Mercedfan. Only with a damaged brain you can digest the shit Merced stars in
Meanwhile your bogged waifu has a literal physical illness
It's treatable with food. Mercedbrain on the other hand is terminal and a lifelong maladie
>It's treatable with food
yeah, she treated herself with plastic surgery. Real 2000 IQ move
It wasn’t a war, it was a slaughter.
Kiki was the FOTM here for a while
Then Moner popped up and Cinemaphile obsessed with her more than Kiki, and her popularity has apparently stuck
Now there's one Kikigay who is still bitter about it, and will attempt to crash any Moner thread since they usually hit bump limit while Kiki threads are pruned or flop
one autist spammed Merced and got mogged by kiki. the end
There isn't really a war, there's a single demented Kikigay who has a seething butthurt grudge towards Moner for some unknown reason and he rages any time he sees her posted, which is often. So it's fun to rag on Kiki. I don't really care about her one way or another.
The kikigay is the biggest loser on thus board and is mad no one cares about his walled waifu
Moner is pure sex and there are daily threads about her that hit bump limit. There's one moronic homosexual who tries to derail every Moner thread posting Shitka. Even jannies hate that loser LOL
Both lose to acclaimed Canadian Goddess Sarah Gadon.
>Kikisimps and Gadonsimps being lampreys on any hot chick thread.
Just another Friday on Cinemaphile.
Where is the supposedly hot chick though? You can't be seriously thinking of Merced
why are you gay?
pokemon battle but with roasts
>moner
why are they deadnaming her?
is this garbage worth watching now?
I'm torn, on one hand I get to watch Moner.
On the other, I'll be forced to watch (and fastforward through) this garbage show
are they recasting elle cause that chick is ugly af fr fr
>Moner making out with a potato
This season 1 casting choice has had horrific ramifications.
moner should play multiple characters and just say they are twins
>Moner Double Trouble
It’s like the Dora sequel I’ve been asking for
This is going to be the most impressive size disparity in mouths. Bella Ramsay has a Woll Smoth mouth.
God i want to breed her mouthpussy
u wot m8
Like Mikey Madison but the opposite so not like Mikey Madison at all
Kissing loving smooching and pecking.
To Television & Film!
I wonder what her labia look like
like delicious well done beef
Like a sloppy rolled burrito
I feel bad for Moner having to kiss that creature they call Ellie and pretend she is in love with her but it will be a good way to truly demonstrate her acting skills if she can make someone believe she is in love with that thing just give her the honorary oscar
She kissed worse. I remind you of the time she kissed her black boyfriend at the pool and the time she made out with a baboon for Let It Snow (which she lazer banged in her trailer)
>lazer banged
Holy shit she killed him
kek this is what Mercedtards are obsessed with
I thought Mexicans and blacks hated each other
Why can I smell her ovulating through that webm?
seething a little aren't you?
It's OK your waifu likes blacks. Being a cuck nowadays is perfectly normal
I mean i'm black so that doesn't bother me in the slightest
>that tongue action
what did she mean by this???
Loving rimjobs to big phallaced men with a dark complexion a.k.a. me
I wouldn't mind watching more of that!
She wasn't acting here
reminder he was the only cast member for that movie she didn't follow on social media
Only because he went against the narrative about BLM and white people
Black boys think porn actresses like them too lmao
The Kikigay is shedding his last patches of hair in rage.
how will he cope with TLOU threads being full of Moner now?
He can retreat to the nearest Kiernan Shipka thread of course.
All Mercedthreads are Kikithreads and you know that
>Kiernan Shipka thread
lol
>make her boobs smaller, there's no way a woman would have enough food in the post-apocalypse to get tiddies this phat
>but a giant shredded muscle woman based on a crossfitter with HGH for blood is fine
Of course the real reason is that girls are not allowed to be attractive in current year video games, but still
More like if she had massive breasts they'd be all anyone noticed and it would be impossible to take any scene with her seriously.
there's a big gulf between massive breasts and what they gave her chud
They based the body off of the actress to have the right body language for the performance.
He ass is way better in the game as a result.
Just including this in the thread to no one in particular, it's not really relevant you know but it's good to have on display.
>Moner: 5'1
>Kaitlyn Dever: 5'1
We also have further Smolkino with Moner opposite Cailee Spaeny in Alien Romulus next year.
I hope they stand next to a white man for scale
The scale
>gay shit + moner
impressive...they found a way to please everyone
safely surrounded by gays
me cleverly disguised as orange juice
are those her real gay friends?
wish I were gay bros..
HELLO YOU ABSOLUTE LEGENDS
Considering all the big projects she has lined up, is it officially safe to say that Moner won?
...yes
>standing against a wall
Poetically appropriate
What's wrong with her face? Why is it so ugly
Raging
That's a LOT of makeup
...No. Moner didn't win.
We did.
Face that's seen a thousand loads
She needs to fire her new hair stylist
No. She's still Merced who looks like Maisie. Means she'll always lose
>has a longer chin than the man next to her
Is she anorexic or bulimic?
Well at least against anyone who had a show cancelled
>Kikimogsmercedatkellyclarksonshow.jpg
wonder-woman-cosplay.jpeg
Might be the most brutal mogging ever photographed. Kiernan looks like a literal troony here.
Odeya Rush is cute usually but that makeup makes her look like trash. The bright orange and pink lipstick always looks stupid.
She popped up at Christmas last month
I didn't realize she had such a jaw.
who is the babe on the left?
Lucy Boynton
ah yes, I don't think Kiernan stood much of a chance here
>what I ordered
>what I got
I've been here before
Who's the one on the left?
Can't we all just get along bros
I have nothing particularly against Shipka. But her waifugay insists on mouthing off so he gets smacked down.
I don't find Kiernan Shipka attractive at all. She might be a wonderful woman, but I just think she's physically ugly and I don't want to look at her.
She used to be really hot, but lost too much weight and tries too hard now
>used to be
No...the bimbo aesthetic doesn't suit her, she looks way more attractive here
God bless Moners disproportionate love of strapless tops
She knows her collarbone is fricking LEWD
That profile just screams sexo
kiki is not even on mckenna's level
imagine being shitka. She's in her 20s already bogged and replaced by her younger, hotter, more talented clone
They are both Xochitl approved which makes them top tier
*Selena plays in the background*
quality
that big mouthed girl is going to balloon up fast like selena gomez. God helps us. I pray moner has salma hayek genes.
Who was that idiot in charge of wardrobe that looked at that cute teen black girl and said 'you know what could look good on you? a middle aged Oprah cosplay'
Maybe this role will be her final awakening and she will dyke out completely.
I think you might be a little delusional on that front anon.
Pure sex kitten. Isabela Moner was literally born and bred for fricking and nobody can convince me otherwise.
She's legit addicted to black wiener though
In 10 years we'll all have Monerbots and every man will be truly happy
It's the only thing that keeps me going. I'm going to make mine wear French maid outfits!
Mine will NEVER wear clothes. Not even when I have guests.
I don’t want sex bots, but I am highly looking forward to realistic VR sex with whatever m celebrity, fictional character, or person you know irl that you want. I’m going to have a rotation of Moner from Transformers, Chamber of Secrets Hermione, Kate Beckinsale from Van Helsing, Winona Ryder from Dracula, my dad’s ex wife when she was in her 20s, Jean Grey/Emma Frost/Rogue/Psylocke/Magik, Aayla Secura/Padme, Terri from Friday the 13th Part 2, the chick with the DSLs from Shin Godzilla, Lauren Boebert, Android 18/Pan, Nami/Robin/Boa Hanwiener, Major Kusanagi from SAC, and a whole variety of e-girl. I don’t care if the world is a blasted out wasteland in the next ten year, if I can hang out in my bunker all day and do that, I’ll be happy.
>The Last of troony
Disgusted
>he starts spamming again so he can claim Merced threads always reach bump limit
This is why Merced loses. All the posts about her are inorganic and forced
this
Kiki won
samegay
>46 posters
That's 46 more posters than every Shipka threads
43 samegays, 1 kikigay, 2 legit anons who got confused and clicked on the wrong thread but stayed
Moner? More like nobreasts
I would not bring up breasts, Kikigay
> she's 100 times hotter than all the women who've rejected (you)
keep going kikigay it only gets funnier.
imagine being a tit man instead of a beautiful face connoisseur
Me? I'm a tummy chad
>moner ass in a thong
wtf i didnt know this was possible
nyoh my god
>just jerked off before hopping out of bed
>see this
lmao
He looks like a slightly botched drawing of the original from a novice sketch artist
Ofcourse the chad asian character stays the same race. Ofcourse. Also how the frick can people play these games on a ps4, their consoles must sound like a jet engine at 3o fps no less.
Naughty Dog are magicians capable of making PlayStation hardware deliver top-tier visuals with even more impressive effects and animations.
>Make groundbreaking combat and animations
All people want to talk about is the crappy story. I even see peoplle shit on the ghameply saying its boring. I cannot play any other combat related game after the last of us the mele feels too good.
I want to wrap her in a burrito, dip her in queso and eat her up
Why cast an ugly actress for the hot character and a hot actress for the ugly character?
Up is down. Left is right. North is south.
>Cast repulsive Bong as cute white girl
>Cast sexy latina as big nosed israelite.
TLOU sucked
I couldn't even finish it, I felt so angry that the sheer popularity of the game pressured me to buy it against my better instincts.
guys be honest. if moner was into kink shit and made you drink a glass of her piss before she would kiss you would you do it
Wait did she go back to going by Moner? Or is it still Merced?
No one on Cinemaphile calls her anything but Moner
Moner is better since it rhymes with Boner, which is what I've got right now
HIGH FIVE!!!
People are just stuck in their ways. Was futile to try changing her name after Dora
I cannot wait for the rage around Moner trying to pretend to have any chemistry with Belle
Does anyone here have that clip of Moner near a pool during summer with a dog?
Moner used to be so hot
>No one is calling her Merced.
Correct
Incorrect. Everyone calls her Merced. That's her legal name now. If you respect her, then you will call her by her chosen name.
Monero Bonero
Merced Shithead
Her real name is Mexican Maisie
>Incorrect. Everyone calls her Merced. That's her legal name now.
lol no it's not
>That's her legal name now
uh no it literally isn't, her legal name is Moner, Merced is only a stagename
First person to guess who this is, wins!
That girl from the 'Terabithia' movie?
You win! Now, open your mouth.
>Susu
>fansly
wtf
>The Last of Dykes
still not watching this lgbt propaganda
The character is israeli. This is outragious israeli voices being silenced.
We are so back
I refuse to watch this potato head!
Never forget what they took from you.
Don't that girl die violently, why would you want the actor you are sexually obsessed with to be in such a scene
also that character is a dyke, how you meant to self insert as the person fricking her
It's fiction, anon. No one is threatened by her lezzing out and she's not really dying.
Dina is bisexual, not lesbian, and is alive and well at the end of the game.
She's already walled, pass.
She's not merced anymore?
huh you're right.
>No one is calling her Merced. Deal with it.
Exactly
looks like good watching
>they made an ugly character attractive
>they cast an attractive actress at all
Society is healing
https://mega.nz/folder/didRxIAD#LvoF1-x6paCJJiIlsCzuBw
Glad to see people are still sharing my folder. I need to learn how to update them at some point so I can add in the new stuff like
Moner hits the big time
Merced lost
Looks really ugly mate
I know, right. She makes me wanna vomit
Will she still be a israelite and give a holocaust class lecture in the synagogue
Or is that a bit too on the... NOSE hahahaha
>No one is calling her Merced. Deal with it.
That's correct, Isabela Moner is her name.
holy shit you guys are stubborn
her name is literally Mexican Maisie Williams now
everybody knows that
Forced meme, she is much prettier than Maisie
No shit. In fact in terms of features, Shipka looks more like Maisie WIlliams than Moner does, just stretched vertically
Ellie still will be Bella Ramsey?
Sadly yes
If they can fit her head through the studio doorway
Man, her career is absolutely fricking dead.
Yes nothing says dead like being cast in a major role on a high profile HBO show
>vidya slop
>le hbo prestige meme in 2024
No, it's dead.
Facts are facts
HBO is turning out shit after crap after stool so it's just fitting to get Merced involved into one of their shows
This. Same with the Kiki or Lillis guys. It's over. Just move on.It's not 2017 anymore.
This is from two months ago
you quoted several recent pictures, who are you trying to kid?
You want some human to your makeup overload?
TrueAnal scene when?
Merced is done for. Those roles are the last twitches of her career
is she israeli? she posting pro Israel shit after oct 7
No.
Yes
>Cute white girl
>Let's cast a deformed down syndrome balding fatso
>Ugly hook nose israelite b***h
>Let's cast a good looking woman
I'm always confused why people try this line at clear waifugays for the celeb, like they aren't going to be the people most versed in what she does or doesn't look like
>not casting a israelite
antisemitic af
Should have cast Sarah Gadon
As a 19 year old swarthy israeli character?
>MoBlack folk excited to watch her dyke out with Bella Ramsey
Do MoBlack folk have no standards or just consoom any product that has her name slapped to it?
test
Its gonna be real neat in 10 years or so when she starts to b***h about not getting work post wall. Probably write some feminist book about her story.
I don't care about this show, but I guarantee they will make her as frumpy as possible.
What's going on?
not much, what's going on with you
moner won
Well yeah