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What an awesome movie, Dev Patel is a legend

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Nationalism and Hinduism is le bad
    >transgendrism and islam is le good!
    Awful.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I didnt get that out of the movie, it was to me a good modern take on a hindu legend. And the fight coreography was great

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nationalism is always bad

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      speed watcher

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    With posts like these we don't even need IP flags

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No self-respecting Indian would like that movie.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Dont speak for me, chutiye

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    JAHNAY WICKABHARIYA
    YEAH, I'M THINKING I'LL POO

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    POO MOVIE

    no, just, no

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    no white woman will ever love you, dev shopkeeper

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dev literally gets thirst tweets & posts from white women online

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        from definitely real and actual women who are not bots or secretly dev's coethnics in bangalore hiding behind AI-generated white women

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Sure buddy, whatever helps you cope

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >tfw no white gf

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just finished watching this, tbqh not bad for a directorial debut

    But me literally being pajeet found it hard to not be taken out of the movie due to several cultural inaccuracies

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What happen? Does the movie shit on Hinduism?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Does the movie shit on Hinduism?

        IMO no, more right leaning Indians/hindus would likely consider it does

        The main issue is use of English for me. Most of the poor would not choose to speak in english (if they know it in the first place) in an informal setting if the other person also knows hindi. The rising politician near the end speaks in a Brit accent, that was weird no hindu right leaning politician in India would ever have that kind of accent

        There were some stories pertaining to hanuman as a child and as a an adult in ramayan that were not told as per canon for the lack of a better term. Although many before have taken liberties with those stories, it felt Dev didnt do enough of his homework there.

        There were many other minor tid bits that would take lot of Indians out of the movie. But I can see this movie appealing to a non Indian audience

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >But I can see this movie appealing to a non Indian audience
          But there's nothing appealing about the movie.
          >Plot
          Extremely basic revenge story. Done a hundred times before.
          >Setting
          Disgusting Indian locations. Like actually revolting. It's authentic, which is good I guess, but is authentic diarrhoea something you really want?
          >Score/music
          Forgettable or out of place. No in-between.
          >Action
          Shaky cam nonsense I thought we got rid of with John Wick. You can't see a damn thing that's happening. It's nauseating to watch and none of the action would be out of place in a spoof movie
          >Characters
          What characters? The main character is Revenge Man #1339 with Indian colour swap. He's unsympathetic.
          All the supporting characters are shit. Ironically the only somewhat interesting characters are the cliche outcast religious sect, comprised of trannies or crossdressers or whatever. They only exist to fit the "we need to raise $5,000 before the end of the week, or the big bad guys are going to shut down our community centre!", and an Avengers Assemble moment in the big finale.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Did he include trannies in his retelling of the ramayana?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Nope, there is a part retelling of Ravana abducting Sita and Hanuman interferes the lore isnt being told in proper timeline

            Its a minor discrepancy but feels odd

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              What a fricking amerimutt. I doubt he'd frick with the retelling of his favorite libtard hero tho. Then again, why are people on Cinemaphile discussing this movie?

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Any webm requests?

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He was great in Green Knight too

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't like looking at Poos

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    GOOD MORNING SHILLS!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Its night here in India though

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This movie hasn't been relesed in India despite been pajeet wank

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It hasnt released in India due to the political nature of it and it was releasing pretty close to election season in India

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The movie hasn't been released in India because it is anti-fascist and India is ruled by fascists. In fact, the colors of the villain's banners was originally the color of India's fascist party, but they were altered in post in an attempt to make it politically acceptable.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    apparently hitting a punching bag for a few days makes you a better fighter. literally couldnt take out one man in the bathroom but then takes out the whole place later on.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I just assumed the herb powder that the transgender gave him acted like a performance enhancer

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I just assumed the herb powder that the transgender gave him acted like a performance enhancer

      The powder was methamphetamine. The whole movie is about a meth junkies delusion.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Trannies good
    Frick off

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How many sars redeeming the thread?

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Indians are white and whiter then Americans

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I liked Dev Patel in iZombie when he was Literally My Friend but everything he's been in after has been slop. iZombie was slop too to be fair but I very much want to have sex with Rose McIver so I watched it anyway.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That was Rahul Kohli not Dev Patel though

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Get me an actor who’s a literal filthy disgusting subhuman unevolved monkey m—
    >He’s already shitting in his dressing room, sir.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Unfortunately Jonathan Majors is having legal issues.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hi dev

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Even pajeets have standars, frick dev pateel selling his soul

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it was pretty good imo

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    YOU BLODDY FRICK YOU

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I liked the movie but the troony part just felt weird
    I get that the plot needed an oppressed anti-establishment minority community of some kind but something about them being transexuals specifically just weirded me out. Would yet another religious community have just been too hard to understand for most viewers?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      those troons are notorious in Bharat, they even have a name

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm all for transgressive fiction that is banned in its home country up until it offends ME.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The trouble is we live in a culture where it’s not only widely accepted, it’s actively pushed upon us in practically every movie and tv show. So even if it is transgressive in India, Western audiences will see it for what it is, a blatant attempt to cash in on the current LGBT trend.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >a good action movie gets released this year
    >Cinemaphile: but what about the story!?
    Holy shit lol

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I liked it but it felt quite a bit too long, which was a serious problem in a genre that relies on momentum.
    the best section of the movie wound up being the process of him getting into the club.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >MON MAN
    >MONOMAN
    >MON MONKEY MAN

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Make it Monkey Girl and I'd watch it

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Dumb gays who don't realise that trannies (hijra) are actually part of the indian culture and were only outlawed by the British puritans
    lmao

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He jobs the entire time. I was trying to root for him but even in his final two fights he gets beaten down like a b***h.

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How is the action?I read that there was too much shakycam bullshit

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