Monkey Man

Dev Patel decided to make his own John Wick starring himself.

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    man, sophia lillis is in everything these days

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wtf is this fixation on monkey's with Peele?
    His production company is named after a monkey, monkey was an important part of NOPE (was actually a good idea and I thought it mostly worked), now he produces some shitty action shlock by Patel that has monkey bullshit in it?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its because he's a monkey what don't you get
      ?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He is a nigge obsessed with his race. Of course he has a thing for monkeys

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      he's a black guy, black guys love goku who was based on the monkey king

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's from a Chinese legend, not an Indian one.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah Hanuman not Sun Wukong

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nobody said it was

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        They love Vegita actually, who is ignorant, extremely violent and at the verge of chimping out for petty reasons.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Monkeys are cool

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    wtf this looks unironically good?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think it looks fun but the action is ripping off John Wick. Though you could say that about at least 75% of action movie these days.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        and John Wick was ripping off Raid

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Raid invented action. Before that everybody just talked it out.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        why didn't he rip off something good

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm apprehensive about anything involving Peele after Us.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine the smell

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    That rap music is unbearable , but it doesn't look half bad. Id watch Curry John Wick

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Apparently this was shot in 2021 and acquired by Netflix but had just been sitting on a shelf until Jordan Peele watched it and decided to give it a theatrical release.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Jordan Peele watched it and decided to give it a theatrical release
      now wondering how Patel inserted wypypo bad into pajeet wick

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Has there ever been a good movie that's sat on a shelf for years and swapped distributors?

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    he monke

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like an interesting take in the action space, shame it was originally gonna drown on Netflix. I'll be there in the theater if it releases in my area

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Monkey Man?

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Sharlto Copley
    FOOKIN POOS

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      CHAIIIIIINNNNNNSSSSS

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >it's actually some guy in a mask and not a humanoid monkey

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >not a humanoid monkey
      People ARE humanoid monkeys.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        After 3 boosters you couldn't be less human than that.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    La vem o homem macaco correndo atras de mim

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dev's big wet eyes are really selling the drama.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's visually so boring and soulless, why do these enemies of cinema keep producing this uninspired garbage, WHY DON'T MOVIES LOOK LIKE MOVIES ANYMORE

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have no idea what's going on in this trailer but it doesn't look like that bad

    Feels Old Boy-ish x John Wick

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like Dev Pootel

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >bollywood john wick
    could've been kino but this just looks like a western movie with indian aesthetics. if pajeets want to be cool they need to just b themselves unironically

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looks terrible. The dynamic camera movements during all human kinetic scenes is a fricking atrocious cover-up for awful action. They can't make the action compelling in any regard, to any measure by showing the movements from a static or near static perspective and so have to shake, flip, spin, anything at all to disguise the mound of turd.
    I truly hate that people look at that garbage and see something exciting and cool.

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Revenge is a dish best spiced with coriander

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