Monkey Wrench 3.5 (April Fools)

it has more views than ep 2, which came out 10 months ago, and half as much as 1 and 3 separately despite only being a month old Damn, that’s gotta hurt. Hopes it makes him money.

Don’t know if anyone else has discussed it, but with the new episode hype, I figured you’d all appreciate this one too.

I don’t want to see someone talented like Zeruel fail, but his show doesn’t have enough appeal.

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He could always pivot to a coomer audience.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That’s the thing, his show has coomer elements, but they’re in the background. All the cool shit isn’t being utilized to their fullest extent.

      • 3 weeks ago
        guy

        How is masturbation cool shit

        There is so much masturbation material on the internet that to demand it from Zeurel can only come from the desire for a sense of dominance to accentuate the experience

        There's so much to discuss with his work but that's the only thought you can form

        >I don’t want to see someone talented like Zeruel fail
        I do. He's a fricking douche

        >Envy speaking

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Shut the frick up guy. You're such a fricking bloathed homosexual, so shut the frick up

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >guy
          Thread's over, homosexual arrived

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >There is so much masturbation material on the internet that to demand it from Zeurel can only come from the desire for a sense of dominance to accentuate the experience
          >There's so much to discuss with his work but that's the only thought you can form
          Unironically this. There's like a million porn cartoon pictures and hundreds of cartoons with breasts of some kind, at some point you just have to accept you're a glutton who would never be satisfied with all the riches of Heaven

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I don’t want to be that. How do I stop being a glutton?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Take a break from it, bro. People who are burnt out or reaching diminishing returns just need to detox a little

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Ok ironically, I’m into gluttons as a fatgay

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >There is so much masturbation material on the internet that to demand it from Zeurel can only come from the desire for a sense of dominance to accentuate the experience
          >There's so much to discuss with his work but that's the only thought you can form
          Unironically this. There's like a million porn cartoon pictures and hundreds of cartoons with breasts of some kind, at some point you just have to accept you're a glutton who would never be satisfied with all the riches of Heaven

          He doesn't mean literal porn, you fricking morons. Sex sells and cute characters will mean people will pay more attention, even if just for the cute characters.
          Making the two main character be the most unappealing and fricking ugly mother frickers in the galaxy was so stupid on Zeurals part.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Homosexuals would like a word.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              We don't like them either. The cat is good tho

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Fine, I'll reside on /trash/ and enjoy gross men there.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You sound like you're new to all of animation ever outside of uguu moe anime shovelware, so your opinion is safely discarded

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              nah your taste is just shit and you probably worship Danny Antonucci

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                NTA, but I most certainly do.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Almost every successful animated series has appealing character designs, primarily in regards to female characters. You're just moronic.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        More cyborg dinosaur b***h pls.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Go get a therapist for your porn addiction

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Now you've got me.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      if you're going to do sht you don't care about for money, you might as well just get the security of a normie job

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe the creator themselves is a coomer?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How is drawing ass and breasts as an artist on the same level as a wagie job?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, with the former you can afford to live.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/krAgk9p.png

      it has more views than ep 2, which came out 10 months ago, and half as much as 1 and 3 separately despite only being a month old Damn, that’s gotta hurt. Hopes it makes him money.

      Don’t know if anyone else has discussed it, but with the new episode hype, I figured you’d all appreciate this one too.

      I don’t want to see someone talented like Zeruel fail, but his show doesn’t have enough appeal.

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      Should have made the characters monkeys.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I think the big guy isn’t completely human (and I don’t just mean the arm).

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He can't be human, they've already alluded to the humans being gone and fricking up the galaxy on their way out

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Makes you wonder what they are

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Black

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He can't be human, they've already alluded to the humans being gone and fricking up the galaxy on their way out

          There was another character from Beebs species in a preview for ep4, they seem to be some kind of bipedal walrus.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            A relative?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            So beebs removed his tusks?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Who knows? Me and others could also be completely wrong and that guy isn't the same species. Wouldn't surprise me either since the only consistent species I can remember are the skeletons and the cats.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Nothing about this show is consistent. That’s why it’s not popular

              • 3 weeks ago
                guy

                Consistency is prioritized by people who lack creativity and imagination
                Golden Age Looney Tunes was always doing new things

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is still a fricking atrocious looking character design.
      Adding eyelashes and breasts to a character isn't a fix all, who knew?

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This just seems petty and makes the creator come off bitter that their show wasn't a big hit. He spent that much time animating this, and didn't work on his own project?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It’s only a minute long. I think it’s more of a homage.

      he got the actual VAs to help out too.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There’s also this disclaimer. I liked it myself, but then again, I like anything he shits out.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It probably woudld have gotten way more views if it were on his main channel, which is a way better firt for it anyways. Yet another reason why Zeurel never should have moved the series to a new channel.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I’m actually hoping that bringing it here will help

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        And that it’ll last into triple digit posts

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Doubt it. Can’t even get single digits

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cool

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Did you see it?

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bump but yeah he needed more sex appeal.
    dude's trying to do a guy show without sex appeal.
    the fool.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's not doing well because all the animators Zeurel helped over the years are ignoring him and do not want to promote his material.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Promotion can only do so much with Earthworm Hoek here. Zeurels mistake was blowing up the production costs of his niche passion project to unsustainable numbers while expecting the viewcounts of Digital Circus. It's just not appealing to a wider audience.
      And Monkey Wrench is actually doing extremely well for what it is.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        bro even meatcanyon's shit got more views despite looking hideous

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Meatcanyon started off by making satire of widely known figures in pop culture and current events. I mean, really widely known, not just things that get threads on anonymous mongolian basketweaving imageboards. Zeurel made a few animations of an esports streamer and that limits his potential growth - if that streamer is pulling in a million views per video, Zeurel is for sure getting less than that. Glitch got popular specifically from original content, so they had no such limit.

          Meatcanyon's made some original stuff too but after he was already really popular and it still doesn't do as well as his "parodies", on average.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Meatcanyons videos are short and get put out within the window of the subject matter being topical. You can't compare that to a TV series.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Meatcanyon is normie fodder. Shit that makes normies go "Ewww, Finn from Adventure time would NEVER say that!", but it's fricking whatever to someone who already knows he tried to be an Omey ripoff

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I don’t want to see someone talented like Zeruel fail
    I do. He's a fricking douche

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pretty funny

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are there any YouTube animators who moved their series to a second channel, or is Zeurel the first?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think Meatcanyon has a second channel called Papameat that he moved stuff to

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He does some animations on it

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >sucking goose’s girldick yet again for views for his shit cowboy bebop rip off
    zeurel is getting desperate kek

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      See

      There’s also this disclaimer. I liked it myself, but then again, I like anything he shits out.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >le wacky egoraptor faces

    so tired of this shit.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's not an egoraptor thing, it's a Newgrounds thing

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's all they have.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I like zeruel’s style

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Agreed. It's so unfunny when both indie and network shows constantly try to make reaction images for the internet.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like the view count went up a few thousand since posting

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >like 95% of anons say zeurel should make shorter episodes
    >TADC episodes are just as long and that show does gangbusters
    lol

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah but people seem to actually like TADC, Monkey Wrench is just really boring

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      TADC can afford to do longer episodes. Monkey Wrench can't.

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      The Rocket & Groot shorts are exactly what Monkey Wrench should strive to be. Short 2-minute comedy adventures in space featuring a raspy voiced and deep voiced duo.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've said it before, the only marginally interesting part of Monkey Wrench, at least for me, is Kara and the Terran apocalypse shit. Kara for obvious reasons, and the idea of us being persona non-grata to all other alien life is probably one of the most unique depictions of Humanity in a scifi setting. Zeural would be a dumbass to not explore it further. Also he should do a full episode about Kara with the two main characters not showing up.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Who’s Jara again?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        assassin kitty

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Right. I’m sure she’ll show up again

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Fricking zeurel is sitting on a goldmine with this character. All we need is an episode with her trying to find a boyfriend or something romantic. The ratings would go through the roof INSTANTLY.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Personally, I like to think her and the cowdoy sounding dude that talks to her through her wrist com thing are fricking.

          • 3 weeks ago
            guy

            >Le pander to furries
            Can any of the "critics" think about anything besides arousal

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >tripgay
              >is whiny, obnoxious moron
              Water is wet and so on and so forth.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is every newgrounds adjacent cartoon like this
    >artist has a baby's understanding of color theory, backgrounds are all ugly and garish
    >everyone makes psychicpebbles pussy crease faces
    >bases the premise and character designs off of 2000s era children's media instead of finding it's own identity
    >the cartoon is just plain unfunny

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Millennials, that's really it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      blame the bauhaus

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      examples?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >MeatCanyon
        >Most MAP parts
        >Nearly every Oneyplays animated video ever

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I also forgot to mention the cancer that is FNF.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      some people have skill but no talent

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Oh stop, Zeruel is insanely talented. He just made something HE would like, that's certainly good, but just lacks elements needed to grab a wider audience. Which is a pity.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Sorta like Cowboy Bebop, if Spike was a sperg and there were no cute girls in the crew, and instead of an awesome soundtrack there was a poor one
    >Doesn't do well

    I'm still rooting for him, but there were some bad decisions made, and I acknowledge that.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The fact that he still denies that he's ever watched watched Cowboy Bebop is so silly

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know why he took offense to that. If someone told me my work reminded them of another show I'd be quick to watch said show. It might give you some new ideas you didn't consider.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Bounty hunters in space isn’t exactly unwalked territory even before bebop

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Zeurel stop coping

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Acting like Bebop invented space bounty hunt... freelance peacekeeping agents

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Same boat, he's gotten farther than me when it comes to producing art, but man, should have been a trio

      The fact that he still denies that he's ever watched watched Cowboy Bebop is so silly

      Now that I call BS.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lowkey reminds me of MeatCanyon.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Us & Them was damn good.
    If that's the last of it... so be it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This. Please, I just need some more emotional catharsis in this show. You can keep the wacky faces, I like those too.

      I think it’s admirable Gooseworx helps as much as possible.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Mushroom Entity should have stayed and become part of the crew. A naive newcomer would've a big cast dynamic improvement.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That’s a real problem that the crew’s too small too

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i kinda feel bad for this dude.
    it's difficult to admit that your idea simply just ain't that good, especially if it's one you have been dreaming about since you were young.
    it also must really suck to be one of the online animator OGs and get to see a time where indie guys are thriving, and yet you are left out.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I mean he's not doing Helluva Boss/Amazing Digital Circus numbers, but surely this isn't bombing either, right? It's doing... okay?
      I have no idea how to find out, or what "okay" even looks like.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The issue is that it's not anywhere close to meeting the costs of production and time

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        For the length of the episodes and effort and resources, yeah, it is kinda bombing

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          How can we know? Is there any way to tell cost vs revenue?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That it's a 20 minute long hand animated YouTube show and youtube requires a lot more views to make any sort of money

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe not bombing, but episode one STILL hasn't hit a million views and it's been 10 months. The fact of the matter is that it will be compared to HB,AC,SK and any other indie animated series that comes out in the future.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Oof.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I still can’t believe THIS is what Zerfuel. Even back when it was just one short among many on this channel I thought it was lesser compared to his other work. The zany pizza eater with the horrible Mexican voice and the generic space setting was just a bad combo.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cool, can this be a Gooseworx slander thread? I hate that homosexual, and anyone who sucks Vivziepoop's dick.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Gooseworx
      >homosexual

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What else do you like about Monkey Wrench?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Oh boy, asking the hard questions

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