Monster High The Movie

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    cute!

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    At least they tried

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Wait, where?

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Monster High live action movie
    This looks like a fan project. It has to be I mean. Right? Right?

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A smile has never trained more rapidly in my entire life as I thought we were finally getting some good cringe kino but it's just more pride shit.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm having Euphoria vibes from this for some reason

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    lol just lol

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Celebrate Pri-

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The girl with horn braids is clearly israelite

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >frankie's actress identifies as he/they
    >frankie identifies as non-binary
    Ellen Page is to blame for this.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Actress
      >He/they
      So she is a he then?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        actually anon, he is a she

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      At least unlike Ellen she had the balls (metaphorically) to still play a female character instead of having the character also change gender

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        To be fair it's acting out a corpse, so

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Thing looks like a little Ezra Miller

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like Zendaya with straight hair

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So she is cute and valid?

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >live action
    sad days ahead

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    People asked for this?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody ever asks for this shit.
      They do it out of spite and hate.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Conrad
    Why is an actor playing a female character? Isn't that some sort of appropiation or something?

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what the frick is frankie wearing

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Poor Frankiegays

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I would the light bue one behind Frankie

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Frankenstein's monster aka a creature made out of a bunch of different body parts grafted together is gender confused
    This feels like some kind of joke.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They look like hookers

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      hookers are hot they look like divorced single mothers

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They look like Monster High XXX porn movie!

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Pot calling the kettle black

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ywnbaw

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Who the frick are you calling black mate?

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I am so fed up of trannies

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Her mouth is gigantic

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So who's gonna play the the sexy deer girl
    that's representation right

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nuuuohgg fuuuuuck
      Need to breed at 100 fricking percent!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      My deer!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Enchantimals had sexier animal girls

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >transgender plays a mangled Frankenstein with all sorts of scars on them.

    Now that's what I call based.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Underrated.
      This is going to be hilarious

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Frankie is my favorite
    >I get this

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is that supposed to be Clawdeen? You could have chosen any black actress, but you chose the fat ugly one.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      she's a lesbian now so she has to be ugly and fat

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Monster High bros, im sorry this is happening to you. Nobody deserves this, least of all you guys.

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They look so old and fake. I know it is the budget, but I am sure the franchise give them enough money to make it a little better.
    This looks like a Disney tv show. A bad one for that matter, even worse, at least Disney shows hire actual teenagers, or people who looke like teenagers.

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Where is the fashion in those fashion dolls?

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like a young Tracy Morgan

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >monster HIGH
    >they all look in their 30's

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      30 is a high number

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        And the green girl looks like she was high on something, so I guess it fits.

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    All of them are ugly and unfrickable.
    Why?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      honestly, usually when they do something like this, there's going to be at least one person who genuinely looks nice, but here it's 0/4.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i wonder who are they trying to market this to, little girls don't want to watch old ugly ladies pretending to be teens and, I assume, most people that grew up with the dolls don't want that either

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This looks like a fan film the frick happened

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it's the wooden rocket porn parody

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No thanks

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They look cute to me.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      These are cute

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Are they all trannies?

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Each time they reboot Monster High is worse. Can they just pick where the original was left and give us the crossover with Ever After High?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      True

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Chuds don't enjoy fricking the queer out of embies.

    Sad.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      homosexual

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Isnt this for Little kids? Why would you care about it?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I dont think little kids care about indentity and gender garbage politics

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Monster high has been around for 12 years now, so the original fans are old enough to post here.

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ever After High was better and I’m glad it was thrown to the wayside looking at thjs

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ...is that supposed to be Abby in the back row?

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I am starting to hate trannies a little bit

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I got permanently banned from r/MonsterHigh because of this clip for sarcastically celebrating that they found a way to include gender politics in a kids movie

    No regrets

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The hero we deserve

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >redditor
      Go back and stay gone, homosexual.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        i've been on Cinemaphile longer than Reddit has existed, eat my ding dong

        Also look at what they did to Lagoona

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          And Bloodgood

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            You may want to repost it because your image doesn't charge

            HIROMOOT WHY THE FRICK YOU DON'T FIX THIS SHIT

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              https://files.catbox.moe/ejas5o.jpg

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Literally Doja Cat.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          they ditched the original fashion for this generic e-prostitute crap

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          At least she is played by a woman

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Based terf.

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >identifies as a boy
    >dresses like a girl and keeps hair in ponytail
    This is 100% a career move.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Probably. Or Nick told her to change pronouns to create buzz. As long as she doesn't chop her breasts off and go crazy with the hormones like Ellen Page she'll be fine.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >she

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yes.

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Lololol
    "Progressives" have been fricking with characters guys like for a long time I want to see how women react when characters they like are fricked with.

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >the troony is playing Frankenstein

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >LGBBQ people are monsters
    Um...based?

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >the troony is frankenstine
    >it also looks like a porn parody
    top fricking kek

  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >That Venus
    Shamfur Dispray.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There's no way they'd include Venus without at least one of either the undercut or pink hair...right?

  49. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I can't open this image for some reason

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Weird

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Funny

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Been happening with me for some images now.
        Hiromoot blowing all the ad revenue in drugs again instead of fixing this damn site.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I’m going to point out that none of those were “No”s

  50. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Could Frankie help with Cedar’s existential crisis?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Cedar’s honesty always got the better of her growing up.
      >None of her classmates wanted to be friends with the “tattletale.”
      >No one ever came to Cedar’s birthday party. Even though Cedar always got a cake that everyone else would enjoy.

  51. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Frankie, non-binary, pronouns they/them.
    I live in a large metropolitan area on the west coast and I've never heard anyone talk like this in real life.

  52. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Monster High still a thing?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They're trying to make it one.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I thought Mattel killed it by sabotage.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Not on purpose, but yes. They're trying to get back the lead from Rainbow High/LOL Surprise

  53. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Barbie gets a major studio release staring The Goose
    >MH gets a budget "High School Musical" tv movie

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >>MH gets a budget "High School Musical" tv movie
      With a troony mc

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >"High School Musical" tv movie
      You wish, it looks way cheaper.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That's why I said
        >budget High School Musical

  54. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >”I hear Cerise talking to herself nowadays.”
    >”It’s like she is talking to some imaginary friend.”
    >”I worry about her.”
    >”Do I say something? Or do I play along?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ramona will never not irk me.

  55. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Even though I'm white and hate globohomo, I can't be mad at these kids. This is just Nickelodeon openly grooming again and doing subversion. There was a lot of grooming on the live action set of The Descendents as well.

    Embrace 2D, reject 3D. It literally saves children.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Did they?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yep. Look up Dan Shneider and how he groomed Ariana Grande and Amanda Bynes on their respective Nick shows. If there's nothing but animators in some studio in LA, there's no kids to groom. The second they get their hands on child actors, they do things like this to them.

  56. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They all need to lose weight.

  57. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Who knew that dead was better.

  58. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They look like the most generic tiktok e-prostitutes on earth.

  59. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why is Mattel putting trannies in all of their girls live-action shit? First Barbie and now this? They make up a third of a percent of the population. Is this how they hope to get more (biological) males buying fashion dolls?

  60. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    wow that makeup sucks

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