#MorbiusSweep2 LETS GOOOOO
I morbed out for nothing. NOTHING
>sony unironically fell for a meme
>Somehow, Morbius returned.
I'm actually starting to feel sorry for Jared
>film comes out
>film re-releases due to amount of memes
>produces even more memes
Like a living vampire, it will keep returning.
One of those Comic subtutles that sounded cool to kid me until I thought about it.
No, Sony didn't fall for a meme. They were desperate. Studios do this all the time. Also who do you think was behind all the morbius shilling? Wonder if Sony at least made back the money they spent on shills?
So they lost a bunch of money on a shit movie, spent some more on guerrilla marketing, then spent more money to get it to theaters again? I guess Sony Pictures promotes their execs based on how incompetent they are.
Remind me of EA's Dante's Inferno.
Imagine being the guy who told the executives that the memes will give it a new life, and they should give it another chance, and it will totally work this time. Imagine being this guy.
>~~*media*~~ pathetically attempts to quell the #MorbiusSweep with obviously fake news
No one can stop the cultural reset
the meme is how bad the movie is
not a single soul:
literally no one:
not even big chungus:
sony: the movie is getting alot of attention, lets rerelease it!
Holy fucking kill yourself kiddo
go back homosexual
I'm getting morb'd twice tonight
>2 tinder notifications
Shit the Morb is strong with this one.
You have no idea
morb me once, shame on you
morb me twice, shame on Sony
>$20 movie tickets
>4200 people went to go see Morbius
>85 people per state in the USA
I CAN'T MORB
keep it in one thread you retarded nagger
>hey these guys saw Morbius with their friends for free online
>lets re-release it in theaters with a price
>WOOOOW WHY DID IT BOMB AGAIN?
what were they thinking?
Sony Pictures is unironically helmed by mouthbreathing retards.
>That's my secret Captain
>I'm always morbin'
Real talk: how much money did Sony have to pay to put Morbius back in 1,000 theaters?
Morb than $85000
More than it got back, so they dug a deeper hole.
Well it is the Morb. So free.
I mean its Jared Leto.
Fucking Jesus Reborn. Im going to get more of my morb fix while I can.
Jared Leto is Morbiius
Do you need a morb diagram. Ladies need a diaphram when the morb is on the morbeto. He even gets my lebeto morbing
Not much. It's not like they re-marketed the movie, all they did was strike up some deals here and there. And since the movie is so old, they probably give the studios most of the ticket price. Usually, new releases will give the studio most of the ticket money, while theaters make more off popcorn and soda.
My local theater had one showing of Morbius today at 2:30 PM. No one's going broke over this, but yes, it was probably a waste of time and money.
I don't think anyone is going broke over it, but its certainly a loss
I can't believe people gaslit a multinational corporation
I bet some intern was morb'ing the CEO with pics and memes and tweets and the dumbass fell for it
Happens all the time. Especially on the entertainment industry.
>wow these sjws seem to care a lot about representation, let's cater exclusively to them!
>oh no! my sales!
I thought you dumb /misc/tards killed yourselves after Black Panther and Captain Marvel each broke $1,000,000,000 at the box office. It's not too late to fix that mistake
>marvel shit breaks records
Lol, how is Star Wars doing again tranny? Still hasn't turned a profit for the mouse?
Doing great, actually. Now please kill yourself
>undercut every competitor to get a commanding position in the market
They're bleeding money.
they must not have counted my state then because I have seen it 10 times since friday
DAMN, I wish I could morb like him. What should I do to morb like him?
>This was supposed to be the summer of Morbius 🙁
morb my shit up
NO MORB DEAD COPS
You think morbeto is your alleto? I waz morbed by it, morbed by it. By the time I sawjared leto he was 30 seconds to morb
Jesus Christ, these people are fucking stupid.
Morbians are cute.
Honestly fubuki chan interviewing Leto was more a favor to him than it was to her. Pretty wholesome of her to give him a pity slot
>bombing twice in a row
>that v-tuber interview
>that fake Scorsese review that the actors thought was real
>the HAVE SEEEEX scene
>the mobrius meme being mistaken for grassroots demand, causing the film to bomb twice
This movie is a fucking goldmine
>>that fake Scorsese review that the actors thought was real
There is something so morbsmurizing about the
Scene. Like it was made to appeal to normalfags
Morbmoney morb problems
>stars in worst DC movie
>stars in worst Marvel movie
>stars again in worst Marvel movie
Guys, I can't stop morbing hard everyday
I get it failing to meet expectations but why is it bombing THIS HARD? Idgi
>only 850M on rerelease
Where’s your sweep now, morbheads?
Did they really put it back out for the memes hoping people would see it? That's embarrassing.
Everyone knows actors do these shiftflicks for the quick and easy money. But out of the dozens of people who work on any given one, how does no one realize it’s time to cut their losses
>inb4 muh creatives were put down by the execs
I won’t entertain the joke they would be intelligent enough to make good decisions or worthwhile ones with free control either
Look at how easily he's dodging that box office revenue.
open the dorbius
get on the floorbius
everyone walk the dinosorbius
so that's the power of viral marketing
>Some morbafuckers are always tryin' to morbskate uphill
85k is a lot of money. Think how many Morbius dvd’s you could buy with that.
Now I want to go see it ironically.
I’m going tonight, lmao
BREEEAK A MIIIIILLLL
kek when playing CS:GO with my friends today, i had an opponent with the nick "it's morbin time".
While we were winning, i typed "sneed" in chat.
release the morbcut
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