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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I morbed out for nothing. NOTHING

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >sony unironically fell for a meme
    Hilarious.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Somehow, Morbius returned.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm actually starting to feel sorry for Jared

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >film comes out
    >produces memes
    >film re-releases due to amount of memes
    >produces even more memes

    Like a living vampire, it will keep returning.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >living vampire

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        One of those Comic subtutles that sounded cool to kid me until I thought about it.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No, Sony didn't fall for a meme. They were desperate. Studios do this all the time. Also who do you think was behind all the morbius shilling? Wonder if Sony at least made back the money they spent on shills?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      So they lost a bunch of money on a shit movie, spent some more on guerrilla marketing, then spent more money to get it to theaters again? I guess Sony Pictures promotes their execs based on how incompetent they are.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No, Sony didn't fall for a meme. They were desperate. Studios do this all the time. Also who do you think was behind all the morbius shilling? Wonder if Sony at least made back the money they spent on shills?

        Remind me of EA's Dante's Inferno.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine being the guy who told the executives that the memes will give it a new life, and they should give it another chance, and it will totally work this time. Imagine being this guy.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >~~*media*~~ pathetically attempts to quell the #MorbiusSweep with obviously fake news
    No one can stop the cultural reset

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the meme is how bad the movie is

    no one:
    absolutely nobody:
    still nobody:
    not a single soul:
    literally no one:
    not even big chungus:
    sony: the movie is getting alot of attention, lets rerelease it!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Holy fricking have a nice day kiddo

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      go back homosexual

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      kino

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm getting morb'd twice tonight

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >2 tinder notifications
      Shit the Morb is strong with this one.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You have no idea

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Pathetic

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Based

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    morb me once, shame on you
    morb me twice, shame on Sony

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >$85,000
    >$20 movie tickets
    >4200 people went to go see Morbius
    >85 people per state in the USA
    I CAN'T MORB

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    keep it in one thread you moronic Black person

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >hey these guys saw Morbius with their friends for free online
    >lets re-release it in theaters with a price
    >WOOOOW WHY DID IT BOMB AGAIN?
    what were they thinking?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Sony Pictures is unironically helmed by mouthbreathing morons.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >HAVE SEX
    >HAVE SEEEEX

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >That's my secret Captain
    >I'm always morbin'

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Real talk: how much money did Sony have to pay to put Morbius back in 1,000 theaters?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Morb than $85000

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      More than it got back, so they dug a deeper hole.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Well it is the Morb. So free.
      I mean its Jared Leto.
      Jared Leto.
      Morb

      Fricking Jesus Reborn. Im going to get more of my morb fix while I can.

      I mean
      Jared Leto is Morbiius

      Morbius

      Jared leto
      Do you need a morb diagram. Ladies need a diaphram when the morb is on the morbeto. He even gets my lebeto morbing

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Not much. It's not like they re-marketed the movie, all they did was strike up some deals here and there. And since the movie is so old, they probably give the studios most of the ticket price. Usually, new releases will give the studio most of the ticket money, while theaters make more off popcorn and soda.

      My local theater had one showing of Morbius today at 2:30 PM. No one's going broke over this, but yes, it was probably a waste of time and money.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I don't think anyone is going broke over it, but its certainly a loss

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I can't believe people gaslit a multinational corporation

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I bet some intern was morb'ing the CEO with pics and memes and tweets and the dumbass fell for it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Happens all the time. Especially on the entertainment industry.
      >wow these sjws seem to care a lot about representation, let's cater exclusively to them!
      >oh no! my sales!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I thought you dumb /misc/tards killed yourselves after Black Panther and Captain Marvel each broke $1,000,000,000 at the box office. It's not too late to fix that mistake

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >marvel shit breaks records
          Lol, how is Star Wars doing again troony? Still hasn't turned a profit for the mouse?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Doing great, actually. Now please have a nice day

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >undercut every competitor to get a commanding position in the market
              They're bleeding money.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    they must not have counted my state then because I have seen it 10 times since friday

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      DAMN, I wish I could morb like him. What should I do to morb like him?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      lidderally me

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >This was supposed to be the summer of Morbius 🙁

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    morb my shit up

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    NO MORB DEAD COPS

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You think morbeto is your alleto? I waz morbed by it, morbed by it. By the time I sawjared leto he was 30 seconds to morb

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Jesus Christ, these people are fricking stupid.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Morbian

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Morbians are cute.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly fubuki chan interviewing Leto was more a favor to him than it was to her. Pretty wholesome of her to give him a pity slot

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      True

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >bombing twice in a row

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >that v-tuber interview
    >that fake Scorsese review that the actors thought was real
    >the HAVE SEEEEX scene
    >the mobrius meme being mistaken for grassroots demand, causing the film to bomb twice

    This movie is a fricking goldmine

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >>that fake Scorsese review that the actors thought was real
      What

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    There is something so morbsmurizing about the
    >have sex
    Scene. Like it was made to appeal to normalgays

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Morbcut

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Morbmoney morb problems

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >stars in worst DC movie
    >stars in worst Marvel movie
    >stars again in worst Marvel movie

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Guys, I can't stop morbing hard everyday

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I get it failing to meet expectations but why is it bombing THIS HARD? Idgi

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >only 850M on rerelease
    Where’s your sweep now, morbheads?

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Did they really put it back out for the memes hoping people would see it? That's embarrassing.

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone knows actors do these shiftflicks for the quick and easy money. But out of the dozens of people who work on any given one, how does no one realize it’s time to cut their losses
    >inb4 muh creatives were put down by the execs
    I won’t entertain the joke they would be intelligent enough to make good decisions or worthwhile ones with free control either

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Look at how easily he's dodging that box office revenue.

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    open the dorbius
    get on the floorbius
    everyone walk the dinosorbius

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    so that's the power of viral marketing

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Some morbafrickers are always tryin' to morbskate uphill

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    85k is a lot of money. Think how many Morbius dvd’s you could buy with that.

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Now I want to go see it ironically.

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I’m going tonight, lmao

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      based

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    CAAAAAAN'T
    BREEEAK A MIIIIILLLL
    BAD MOVIE
    BAD MOVIE

  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    kek when playing CS:GO with my friends today, i had an opponent with the nick "it's morbin time".
    While we were winning, i typed "sneed" in chat.

  49. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    release the morbcut

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