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Is she doing the chincel jaw?
Didn't Andrew Garfield want to play lovers with MBJ? Holland is getting discount version
Jawlet black incel
She jaw mags him
I wish I had such a badass chin.
I'm a chinlet.
It's so fricking over.
That pic actually made me laugh, thanks anon
why did you have to remind me this
start mewing, mckenzie neck stretches, etc. there's some truth to all the jawmaxxing stuff
what the frick is mewing?
Improper tongue posture fricked up your chin, proper tongue posture can fix it. Just keep your tongue against the roof of your mouth at all times.
No scientific evidence that this works, it’s schizo incel science
but some youtubers said it totally werked for them!
Science is for Black folk
Curse that evil African devil Yakub for inventing the white man.
More so science is all made up to sell things and you would be a Black person to believe it, sometimes simple things like garbage medicines and foods and other times more abstract things like the form society should take
Worked on my machine.
>having the faded jawline of a fat woman or old man
I hate this
I just ragequit the beard I've been growing for the past six months, and my face looks fricking insane now.
>tfw I used to think I was a jawlet but was actually just having body dysmorphia
Shit is real, though Ive always had a problem with some double chin n jowls
look on the bright side. harder to knock you out.
I'm currently having braces for that surgery
we're all gonna make it
my 30s will be bright
OK troony anon. I hope you "pass" as a chad
its ok anon. i have a chad jaw but im still autistic
same
it used to look okay when i was underweight but now i'm average weight it looks terrible
Same species everyone
You're more reptile than man!
How can I believe all men are created equal when there's you?
Same species, yes. Same species at the same evolutionary stage, frick no look at em.
Remember that Abbos were considered wild life at one point, and are genetically different enough to be consider another human species, not a race.
But the australian goverment was afraid people would consider them animals, so they are now classified as a race.
Black folk are only people who would be classified as a different species if white people didn't worship them
Jews are not white.
Jews make their Black folk infertile
Arabs castrate their Black folk
No other race would've fought a war to free Black folk kek
We did not fight a war to free Black folk you dipshit. We fought a war to ship them back to Africa, but the shits wouldn't go.
is that how it works? you can't pack the cattle back into the same ship that they came in?
the cattle holds power over you?
this has literally never happened in history to any other race
you have sinned against god by christianizing Black folk and giving them written language and your own genes to make them palatable to low IQ whites, you cannot be more demonic than that
you deserve everything that's going to happen to you in the next 50 years and more
Lol your country is flooded with blacks and arabs
Hark, what light through yonder window breaks here?
Hanging like a lip plate upon the cheek dark as night
KEK
She's not a product of mewing.
She has a combination of the common protruding Black jaw, plus an underbite.
Her sloping brow is the worst feature of all.
Jej
What nog through yonder window breaks?
10/10
HARD KEK
For never was a mixtape of more thuggin an hoes than this of Apeliet and her Cuckmeo.
What’s with her chin, does she have an underbite?
Nice to see 2 gay men starring in a famous play.
What's in a Black person?
that which we call a hoe
by any other name would twerk as sweet
I got a warning yesterday for talking about this beautiful actress yesterday.
aaa
Humiliation ritual
I defy you, MPD!
can't wait
Tom is too much of a manlet to take on the predator
They just had a little injun girl with no guns take one out, He could do it.
Kek, the editor of this subconsciously set the mask on her head at less of a slope that her actual head because of how goofy and misshapen it is.
My fricking sides
LMFAOOOOO
I'd watch it.
>"Yo Romeo, where you at?"
AYO ROMEO
WHERE U AT
FINNA GONNA AX U SUMMIN RIGHT QUICK
NEVER HAS DERE BEEN A TALE BIGGA
DEN DIS homosexual WHITEBOY AND DIS DUMBASS homie
she reminds me of Rocky Dennis and i feel sympathy for her
I don't feel sympathy for any c**t who doesn't know their place. She was better-suited to an office or a factory job.
>this whole thread
thank you Cinemaphile, for reminding me its not all just troony astroturfers ruining all discussion!
she should stick to call-center work, in africa
>arms the same size
You can attack beauty standards all you want. No one, no one will ever look at that giga-chin and call it beautiful with honesty in their heart.
holy shit she's ugly
So Romeo & Juliet is a gay story now?
Bravo Spidey!
Face it, tiger. He just won the jackpot.
I understand why black men so frustrated most of the time. Their females look like this!
She's going to fricking heem him
>Franc Ocean
Fricking lel
Is connor going to fight the winner?
/heem/ kino
TOM NO SHE'LL KILL YOU GET OUT
>ambatukam ocean
holy shit my sides
Oh, are they remaking Beauty and the Beast again?
>More like shakes spears
Yikes
She has a face that was born to eat pussy and ass
Female Tom Holland is sexy
Makes you think
he's oddly feminine
she's oddly masculine
THEY ARE
>female tom holland
Would
Female Tom is a qt.
There is no way they are the same species.
oh no how will the public domain ever recover?
stronger jawline than Schwarzenegger
all I see are two beautiful british people
>It's real
Dear Lord
To suffer the oogas and boogas of life
this guy just keeps going through these rituals after rituals. First some gay shit, now some beastiality
He wanna be a big star
He’s already Spider-Man, dude
maybe they have better negotiating conditions
the payment comes after
damn who'd this homie upset to keep getting casted in these roles. Almost feel bad for the bloke
He's picking "unconventional romances" on purpose. Guess y
>shown fellating a Black person on a public globally streamed show
>now this
this dude is in a living hell. he's going to anhero by 30.
>shown fellating a Black person on a public globally streamed show
What? i only know him from spiderman
There's a scene of him stripping a black guy's jeans off and going down on him with the enthusiasm of a crack addict hitting a fresh pipe. Then, of course, the sodomy in an alley.
I called this shit happening when he cross dressed on stage. Slippery slope of degeneracy
GIWTWM
Holland probably taught dating Zendaya made him ready for this.
Poor fool didn't realize Zendaya is like 1/8 black and this chick is a gorilla from the darkest jungles of Africa.
How many humiliation rituals can he endure?
if the culture swung back even slightly he would have to live in shame for these roles
in this one scene hes acting way harder than he ever did as spiderman thats crazy
acting?
I'd sacrifice Zendaya to Dagon on an altar made of her parents' bones to plow Tom.
>u want dis wytboi
the frick's taped to her face
I get that they have to cast blacks to appeal to white liberals, but why does she have to be ugly?
Humiliation ritual. Tom's last film he got BLACKED several times all film. You should know by now that homosexual men NEVER try to reach out for a better looking female love interest. Because they don't fricking care, it's not their bag. They're just pretending. But they can't see how this hurts their credibility just as hard.
She isn’t. Look at those lips. She's delicious.
Connoisseurs understand.
Blacks are so fricking ugly.
pfffffhahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Is this trans story with Juliet being played by shaven male chimp?
>IM KINDA COOL
>FOR A TEN
>THE b***h GET LOOSE
>SHE TRYNA WIN
>I BEAT HER BY THE HOUSE
>IM BEATING IT
I hope Tyson literally kills Paul. Like shatters his skull into his barely functioning brain and ends his life.
The only way a 58 year old wins against a 27 year old who's fought and knocked other fighters is if its staged
Tyson was killing heavyweight homies that had 20-30 cm on him. There is no way this b***h Paul can stand his punches. He will probably hold back a bit to not hurt him too much.
Yeah that's the normie desired outcome
god if only
there is nothing redeeming about logan paul
it be a net positive to take people like him out of these world by happen stance
We can but hope
Tyson is going to gas out after the first round, if he doesnt KO Paul in this period, he is going to get down.
tyson is going to get heemed
its a fixed match. they are friends and tyson already agreed to take the fall. he's getting like 150 million out of this
damn sisters even tyson doesn't have that big of a chin, it's over
AYO
WHATCHU SAY WYTE BOY?
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what an obnoxious unfunny twat
DIS WYT BOI TRYNA KILL ME SOMEBADY HEELP
pretending to be an obnoxious Black person, makes you an obnoxious Black person..
He's not pretending, moron, he's mocking Black folk. It's based, like blackface and sambo figures
i'm as racist as can be but yes he is annoying as hell
Sam Hyde was funny for like, maybe a year or two, how the frick is he still doing the moron thing and being successful?
As soon as you have a consistent following of about 1000 people you can make a living as a streamer. The bar is really low.
That...makes a depressing amount of sense given how many utter morons are on the platform anymore
FINNA BOUTTA POP A CAPULET IN DAT ASS
I really dont like when actors have frick you money so they can go do weird side projects like this shit.
In faith
I do lot love thee with mine eyes
For they in thee
A thousand Gibbons see
Uhh drawgays, loomisbros, how do you explain the face on the right?
This is a humiliation ritual isn't it? For her I mean. Unusual that they're doing it to an african female - but this is the least flattering angle they could've possible photographed her from, AND they went out of their way to have Holland in the shot to show how much bigger her jaw is. This is deliberate sabotage.
They've likely realized that the ugly Juliette controversy is the single reason why anyone's talking about this
A fair assessment.
Makes me almost feel bad for the actress maybe even actually, but probably not
if you accurately drew the woman on the left in the UK, you'd get thrown in prison
Not even the first black juliet
Why can't they cast beautiful actress anymore independently of their race?
Is it because zoomers girls would rather become influencers or onlyfan porn stars?
there's no beautiful Black folk moron
you look at quadroons and say hnnnggg ebony
fricking moron
and no you can't tell the admixture by skin color
Since you are an expert, tell me, what's her white/black ratio?
I was always curious about that.
35% black
is that the golden zone for mullato attractiveness?
She's one foxy lady, probably the most attractive "black" woman I have ever seen.
She looks dominicoon
just the most grotesque
Tom has the definition of a wimp skull
Life imitates art.
The future you all chose
Looks like a pre fight stare down
My money in on the black guy
Why does Tom have to go through so many humiliation rituals?
She's beautiful.
>proclaims he's going to quit acting
>time passes
>not only is he still acting, he's subjected to humiliation ritual after humiliation ritual
Really makes you think.
>proclaims he's going to quit acting
He did? it would be moron to do so, i know he probably has money to retire ten times over, but he should at least ride out the Marvel gravy train.
He said he wanted to take a break or something after the latest Spider-Man.
TRIPLE KILL
RIP my sides
>mfw scrolling through the catalogue and thought this was the predator thread
Are stage plays Cinemaphile if it falls within the manufactured outrage venn diagram?
This chick be look like an uruk hai ffs, like b***h frick u up over Frodo's mithril coat n sheeit. Fricking Gorbag lookin ass . . .
This is how Shakespeare always intended it, didn't you ever read Othello?
These threads have been a delightful opportunity to cathartically vent some racism, I've been pent up lately
there's no fricking way that's not a mtf troony
>shakes spears
Congratulations you figured out the pun in his pen name
>pen name
Shakespeare was his actual last name. His dad was John Shakespeare.
Let me see them black tiddies and I'll make up my mind.
homosexual habilis ass b***h, frickin hell
I'd give her my virile white seed if she's got a nice ass.
Damn I can't find any nudes of this b***h, real hard to make my opinion on this b***h if I can't see them fat black breasts.
fixed
Now he doesnt look masculine enough for her.
Nah Latinas love white boys
Unironically true in my experience
>T. Been with 6 latinas myself
Date a white woman, but my soul is branded by dating a Latina for 4 years.
Did she scream at you constantly?
Yes, and also kinda groomed me to being dominant and a bit sadistic, God I miss spanking the frick out of a juicy Latina booty, mine was a bit darker, but there were no complaints.
Wym dark skinned indio mexican b***hes are every White Chad’s greatest treasure. Only the hot ones, you either gotta be a rail thin petite thing I can throw around like I was Cortez’s greatest soldier or a thicc hourglass shaped horchata milkers mami. Uggos get deported.
I was just mentioning, I've gotten shit for a dark latina mama with a fat ass.
A lot of them yell at you because they want you to like yell back at them and fight with them, mine would pick fights so I'd spank the frick out of her, though she would never say it outright. 5'11 here, she was like 5ish foot.
I fear my friend isn't based enough to pass those shit tests. His mom was abusive so he sort of shuts down when women are upset at him, I think
At least he's smart enough to never make his problems her problems, or outright come to her for support
Yeah, it's a full time commitment, she wants to be like treated like a queen, but also one that you drag across your lap and spank the frick out of and take to pound town. They can also be startlingly racist. That's not a complaint mind you.
I swear women are toddlers
Women are women, they are made for doing certain things.
Was the b***hing and drama worth it?
I have a friend with a Latina wife and I get the impression her instinctive nature is to force him to do what she wants by being upset and yelling, which he's sensitive to
>Yes, and also kinda groomed me to being dominant and a bit sadistic
good
>Barely visible thicc nips
>Mocha cremey skin tone
>Those fluffy little curls
COLONIZATION PROGRAM ACTIVATED
more like romeo y teta
brave of Hollywood to go all the way back to using men for all the roles
Juliet's been mewing.
>What’s in a name? That which we call fried chicken
>By any other word would smell as sweet
at least now it makes sense why the Montagues didn't want him dating a Capulet
Hey she looks perfectly attractive for a Sicilian.
This has to be photoshopped, right?. No way her profile looks like that.
I honestly feel bad for her. israelites keep throwing these ugly diversity hires to the wolves just to satisfy their pathological need to shit on whites.
Do you think that they're aware that they are basically just mud golems for a race of people that hate them only slightly less than they hate whites.
No, they actually believe the lies they're told
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE WAS HIS GOVERNMENT NAME
HIS REAL NAME WAS ZULU SHAKASPEAR
new mewqueen dropped
i feel sorry for him
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OP here.
Shakespeare stole all his writings from a black woman.
another stealth /misc/ thread
UH OH, FUN'S OVER GUYS. REDDIT'S HERE.
At this point Tom Holland is sucking off israelites just for the fun of it, the roles are an afterthought
Literal humiliation ritual
This is the kind of thread that I missed from Cinemaphile
When did Cinemaphile become racist? Is this a /misc/psyop?
Black person fatigue is at an all time high. Where have you been?
Its less about Black folk and more about being fricking ugly this time. They have decent looking mulatos but they really had to pick a literal sheboon.
Two buttholes, both a white and a niggy,
From Queerlifornia where they gayy our screens,
From ancient tragedy comes a shit new movie,
With an ugly nog whose moustache can't be unseen.
This should have been Juliet
or this
She's cute as hell, would love to take her for a spin
That can't be natty, right?!
I've seen that IRL, black women are weird.
Huge butt black woman play boxes with a white dude.
Chipmunks fill their cheeks with food since they don't have backpacks or tote bags.
Squirrels plump their cheeks with acorns.
So what is she storing for the chilly winter in those oversized rump containers? Note I copy&pasted her actual head size to where her butt begins.
That big black booty is filled with the hopes and dreams of the white man that probably had sex with her when the camera turned off.
The dark spotting on their skin looks dirty and gross.
time to make some keedz and chillen
This is a fricking STAGE PLAY
TAKE THIS SHIT OFF Cinemaphile
Plays are broadcast on tv.
Is this particular West End stage play?
Or are you just being obtuse
you dipshit, how do you think plays are broadcast? On radio?
Hey dipshit, stage plays usually AREN’T broadcast
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>Random play being broadcast means this new, unproduced adaptation of Romeo & Juliet qualifies as television
Your argument is as moronic as discussing a STAGE PLAY on the TELEVISION & FILM board.
Says who? You? The moron?
>completely different skull shape
So is this play going to be a traditional rendition or is it gonna be literally "Ay Romeo, where u at?!" Taking place in current year?
Juliet is gonna come out with a bag of those blue takis chips
>ENTER
kek
What's he thinking in this moment?
>I'm quietly judging you
That's Robbie Rotten.
people will see this and still believe there's no agenda against WMBF couples in media.
if races were swapped, Romeo would be a Regé Jean Page looking Guy and Juliet would be a Anya or Ellie Fanning looking girl.
they hate to see beautiful black women with white men, it's against their purpose, so they trying to destroy the pairing through tv, film, music and now the theatre.
Me too, anon. Me too.
Tom chin is so much better
rhymes
holy heck. look at this beautiful picture. goes to show there are no differences between us, we all bleed red.
you fricking bigot, I bleed rainbow
Buzz light-year side profile
Jfc not even being racist she's insanely ugly
Like 2/10 ugly
The 2 points 1 because she's not mentally disabled and the other because she's not physically impaired
>getting jaw mogged by your own maiden
Not gonna make it
>Yo Yo Yo Romeo!
>Why you gots to be a blood?
That pic was taken 2 secs before Dana White had to separate them
It’s all about those gums baby. When you know you know.
>the best that one of the biggest comedians in the world can get is this
I understand people who commit suicide. There never even was a God to abandon us in the first place
>gibme dat dick whiteboi
oh no i fear this side profile will set blacks back 10,000 years
they couldn't find an uglier black lady, literal humilliation ritual for everyone involved including the spectator, this is like some kind of dystopian novel where you are forced to publicly acknowledge that a known lie is an obvious truth
Actual immersion breaking, no one could be attracted to that thing, it's just an unbelivable story.
has there ever been a more beautiful Juliette?
She should've been Juliet
That’s a dude.
New alien vs predator looks dope.
Humiliation ritual
jesus christ imagine being in holland's place and standing close to this thing and stare into her ugly snout
imagine the smell
They can keep making shit casting choices like this and I will continue to not watch it, it doesn't affect me in any way, and to this day I still have never watched a capeshit movie either.
who is playing who?
why come thou is Romeo?
Would a nog by any other name still stink as bad?
Some black women do look good, but only when they straighten their hair or wear a wig. If I dated one I would constantly be worried about her deciding to go back to her natural hair.
According to black reddit science guy, left is closer to a monkey than the right.
Is this real? She's hideous, like I'm not exactly goodlooking either but goddamn what an ape
I legitimately thought that was a man. Like, that person on the right is just a dude.
the white guy literally looks more feminine
why didn't they just use zendaya if they wanted a black actress? She is already popular
They know even this negress is a better actress than zendaya
I fricking hate you all for making me a racist
why?
Aliyum vs Prebator
>Romeo & Predator
Can we get Arnold instead of this manlet?