Is there a heterosexual explanation for why he was gazing like this towards Wolverine at the showers or not?
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Is there a heterosexual explanation for why he was gazing like this towards Wolverine at the showers or not?
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He's Bugs from Tails Gets Trolled: Did gay shit for too long and eventually became gay for Wolvie.
Point taken.
>look at this ugly manlet, what a moron
>Yeah, look at this buffoon and his toned glutes
Holy shit with that shower lol. It may as well he a firefighter hose. Is the under a hole below a pool?
Guess with regenerative tissue, Wolverines really likes to make sure the water pressure is on high to make sure every inch in scraped clean.
OBJECTION. This version of morph is non binary, so a heterosexual explanation would be wrong to begin with!
Lets at least TRY to keep this thread classy and not a pol and leftypol filled shitpie.
My mistake anon, I didn't take that into account.
Bringing it up at all is inviting them in. You are what you fear the most.
Yes. Anon, you are like a prey animal whose crying is literally a signal that your predator has evolved to detect and seek out. You are like a dog whistle to the dogs.
Non-binary isn't a real thing, it's just a bullshit twitter handle for gays and women who realized being gay or having a vegana was no longer competitive in the modern oppression olympics.
With that said being a fictional shapeshifter, in theory Morph actually could be that. If not for the fact that the character was created and presented as male from the start, making anything that comes after a jank as frick retool by morons begging for crumbs of brownie points because they couldn't be assed to go "Sinister Cloned Morph and didn't bother to socialize the clone so it's just a genderless blob."
OBJECTION. Non binary doesn't exist
That's just a face you make at a bro when you're admiring his toned naked body.
Fair enough.
yeah he's not gay, when he sees another man naked, he's not sexually attracted to him and can think about other stuff, like practical jokes he's setting up
What was gay about it? Logan seemed to be in distress and Morph was just being a good friend by checking to see if he was okay.
Morphie has transcended petty notions of heterosexuality and homosexuality by the fact that he can have a pussy or a peepee at any given moment
>transcended petty notions of heterosexuality and homosexuality
What about bisexuality are they beyond that?
by logic a non-binary shouldnt be bisexual because they cant relate to any of both genders, but we know this whole stuff is pure mental illiness
Relate to either sexes? They’re attracted. That’s different. A lot of men can’t relate to women, it doesn’t stop them from wanting to frick and love them.
Non binay doesn't exist.
Could as well discus the physics behind magic
And the fact that they made Mystique be Nightcrawler’s dad, now it’s possible for him to get pregnant- and beyond! Morph could probably become his own orgy in the future.
>ywn have a morph gf
But Morph’s not a female or male for that matter?
He's a male.
Gendershit doesn't exist
So you still have no Morph gf.
look at xim
xe wants to snikt his bubs
making fun of his tiny dick
Morph and Logan are too touchy to be heterosexual
>Wolverine is finally gay
Fricking took long enough
He did get married to Hercules in another universe.
Wow. BWS basically drew Logan in that fetishized Japanese rope bondage thing Marilyn Manson’s ex-wife does.
this entire comic is softcore gay bondage porn not even joking
Based
I know you're probably joking, but I despise you and everyone who pushes this kind of rhetoric.
Okay so serious question. Gay dudes use the same showers and stuff as regular guys right? reverse it for lesbos. Is that just like Christmas to them? Just walk into the local Y on a busy day and be all... heh heh jackpot.
you're so brainrotten from extended virginity.
normal gays and bis are ashamed to see naked men too, specially because if they know about your sexual preferences they are gonna judge you or evade you (at the best scenarios)
No, to put it simply.
>so, same time tonight?
>Yeah and be a redhead again.
Problem?
Are there any heterosexual mutants? I legitimately can't think of any.
Angel, Havok, Bishop, etc.
>We're going to make these characters GAY!
Why are gay women like this? It's so pathetic, petty, and childish. They can't come up with anything creative or original, so they just force their own shitty fanfiction when they get a chance.
It's funny to me that all the interesting and entertaining gay characters are written by straight people (usually straight men).
>woman
That's a "woman"
its not gay if he morphs himself a pussy
You never be a woman
Kevin Feige and Disney satanic agenda
turn little boys in homosexuals
I think it's pretty clear to everyone eyes now, isn't it?
He's taking notes for when he needs to be his body double.
Why does nonbinary just mean gay in media?
It means nothing, in media or outside media.
They can't even define it, not without talling you what it isn't
Yes, he put some paste, glue or hair removal creme into the shampoo.
To my understanding american men are used to borderline jerk each other off in the showers after a sweaty session of wrestling and football.
Wolverine has a butt mole in the shape of Canadian prime minister Justin Trudeau in black face.
why the frick does morph look like voldemort?
I guess an artistic change ultimately. Narratively speaking he doesn’t use his old face because of the trauma inflicted by Mister Sinister. At least, so I’ve heard.