>Most important thing, in my opinion,
>(Take this with a grain of salt, don't be mad at me, it's just advice you can do whatever you want)
>Is to.....get good at something
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>Now piss your pants while I lay underneath you and film it
>she later admitted to having feelings for sam while she was on the show
broken
>YOU CAN'T GIVE GOOD ADVICE TO YOUR AUDIENCE BECAUSE... YOU'RE NOT A GOOD GUY, OKAY?
>rich daddy pays 100k for an art school
>sam's painting skill is at middle school level
Do you have examples of his art?
i have no idea if its true, but this has been posted as apparently one of the things he made.
its reasonably to despise your art school if no one thought you were talented.
>this is kinda stupid, i dont like it
>but you probably do
I do not, Sam. I do not.
jesus these are bad, this is like some /ic/ tier shit
he used to have a really cool style, now its all flat low effort le schizo stuff
look at this fricking intro, look at how cool sam's sense of style used to be
look at that, there's barely anything that looks and feels like that.
now its scrolling flat noisey backgrounds and purposefully grating small text that reads "u r gay haha". thank christ schultz is a talented editor with a decent sense of style and seems to be slowly wrestling some of that garbage away and doing his own semi ali g show inspired stuff
MDE is dead.
You will die before MDE troony.
I dislike Alex Schultz's style and the stuff I've seen of WP2 doesn't fill me with excitement. It looks like it lacks visual style.
Happy World Daddy was probably the peak of mde graphics despite the show being shit
>how cool sam's sense of style
that was not his style, ruse sewed it together with his thankscomputer and pomp&clout guys
>poorgay doesnt know shit about risd
>mad at sam for chilling in risd
What is it called when you get penis envy after chopping off your penis?
>painting
he went for Graphic design and MDE's graphics are always good.
T-shirt design not so much but I love Nick's shirts
>he went for Graphic design and MDE's graphics are always good.
that was andrew ruse, sams designs are awful. fishtank logos and merch are fricking shit.
>fishtank logos and merch are fricking shit.
that's probably all Jet since its his baby
fool, the intros to "murder charls" and "whypz" are 100% sam and are really great
Naw, Sam is lying gay but he is (or was) legit good at graphic design.
idk its emulating 90s MTV and early photoshop artwork combined with a jacked up editing style.
it's proficient but pretty generic internet-core stuff
Sam has openly admitted that his time spent at art school was basically worthless and has heavily criticized those sorts of high priced art schools operate
name 5 bullshit email jobs that require no skills and pay 100k a year
>Sam has openly admitted that his time spent at art school was basically worthless and has heavily criticized those sorts of high priced art schools operate
ok then give back those 100k son
I hope you never have kids if this is your mindset lol holy shit
well sam will never have kids since trannies cant have children
oh no my life is ruined because some eceleb won't have kids. what a tragedy
sam already has an asian daughter
>name 5 bullshit email jobs that require no skills and pay 100k a year
sales development, hr, made up marketing position, recruiter, some nonprofit bullshit. Plenty of people get jobs like this simply by knowing someone or being charismatic/good looking and giving a good interview
Yea it's really all about who you know
networking is a skill in and of itself and could easily be considered applicable in the way sam is suggesting
If we're that loose with the definition of skill then doing the dishes and sweeping the floor are also skills.
You’re either born charismatic and sociable or you’re not, it isn’t a skill you can develop.
literal incel-blackpill tier rhetoric
you are just wrong and that's a terribly depressing black/white outlook to have
How do you improve your networking "skill?" Seems like a lot of it is just luck.
Networking is literally leaving your moms house and making friends. How hard is that shit. If people think you arent some crazy freak they will want to hang out with you and hook you up with jobs and business opportunities. Why do you think boomers love golf and boats so much.
Most of Cinemaphile is way too autistic for all that
You didn't even answer my question
Golf is essentially a nature walk with booze and your friends
Boats are cool because it's fun to drive around on water and catch fish, oh and there's zero black people out on the ocean too.
>name 5 bullshit email jobs that require no skills and pay 100k a year
business analyst
marketing analyst
product owner
product manager
agile scrum master
>name 5 bullshit email jobs that require no skills and pay 100k a year
I am an "instructional designer" and make 80k. Full time remote. I do maybe 3 hours of work a day if that.
>Sam has openly admitted that his time spent at art school was basically worthless and has heavily criticized those sorts of high priced art schools operate
he also likes to leave out the part where he met charls and nick and ruse in school and built MDE
I watched this very video years ago as a NEET and I panicked and got my shit together and got myself skills in programming. Now I have a good salary and a comfy wfh job. Sam Hyde saved me.
you know...your mom was probably telling you the same thing for decades.
No, she's been putting me on wrong paths her whole life, starting with divorcing my dad when I was a little kid so she can live with another guy while collecting checks from my dad.
Stories like this always sound like bullshit, how stupid of a person do you have to be to have never just considered getting skills that could get you a job? Someone really had to tell you that was a good idea first? Were you just leeching off your parents in the meantime? Fricks sake
you're replying to the unpaid terminally online mondotroony compulsively posting these ads
It's not the getting skills part. He made me realize the consequences of not getting a job quickly before it's too late. This video turned my life around.
>now my skills are being an unpaid discord troony!
Dire.
anon it's not only saying the right things but putting it bluntly like a dad would. most people like this are deeply depressed, live at their moms house and have no meaning in their life. their connection with their real dad is non-existent. it may be hard for your to imagine such situation but it's real
>anon finds it hard to believe other people are not in his exact life situation and have struggles they haven't had themselves in life
typical young white male hubris
Translation: Sam Hyde fans are mostly brown ESLs.
Young white males have the highest suicide rate out of any demographic LMFAO
Mmhmm.
they don't call it Happy World DADDY for nothing
Are you me? This video, along with a few other Hyde Wars episodes, actually snapped me out of my minimum wage goy trance in my late 20’s. Now I’m a software engineer making a good living. I’ve stopped being very interested in the MDE crew, but I’ll always owe Sammy boy for kindling that spark in me. I get that most people don’t need a d list internet celeb to inspire them, but some of us morons slipped through the cracks of this life.
Damn bro Sam Hyde should use you and your testimonial in an ad
>mfw shit eating trannies advertise Sam for free
I would kill to have sams stray shot pimp gamr.
Yep absolutely, late 20s, that vid + some others, unironically have to give him credit for my current situation. Also have to give credit to smoking weed though, which intensified the feeling of panic and having to get my shit together, something Sam would advise against. So it's 50/50.
Why do they always do programming as the way out? I majored in a stem field and I figured programming would be the way but I fricking hate it so much and everyone tells me "you have to love it"
This, I'm the same. The only saving grace of my job is being WFH but I quit it anyway to live the dream as a fricking ALT in Japan on JET
Bruh. Wageslaving in japan with that weak ass yen. For real though good luck llittle weeb i hope you have fun.
Thanks anon, yeah I'm conscious it'll be a much less glamourous life than what I have now, but my ultimate goal is to get that sweet N1 cert and I want to immerse myself like a true autist
frick man I hope to God I get in, even did my N3 in preparation for it
it's probably the field you can get by with the lowest amount of connections.
Relative to the demand, not many people enjoy or have much aptitude for it, so you're not in competition with nearly as many normalfriends for the limited seats
t. talentless programmer
I was rejected from JET while jobhunting for CS
That part where you have to send a headshot with your resume fricked you over didnt it?
lol, I figured it was because my Japanese ability was too low and I didn't have any kind of teaching accreditation, but when you put it like that...
I'll take 'Shit That Never Happened' for 500, Alex.
What's hard to believe?
r/thathappened
Sam Hyde got good at sucking troony hooker dick, lmfao
buy more ads, homosexual
>Most important thing, in my opinion,
>(Take this with a grain of salt, don't be mad at me, it's just advice you can do whatever you want)
>Is to.....GLUCK GLUCK GLUCK GLUCK GLUCK
kek
They call me Penis Arglucker
They call me Big Poppa Gluck
They call me Gluck Child
They call me Samuel Gluckstein
Based edierocker
Flattest feet I’ve ever seen ewwwwww wtf
Yea men usually don't have nice looking feet
viewtiful
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Most important thing in my opinion is to ask your rich parents for 100k so you can invest it in crypto 10 years ago
You could have invested in crypto back when anons were giving bitcoin away for free on /b/ and Cinemaphile. Why are you mad that a latecomer like Sam isnt as poor and stupid as you?
Not mad just funny that some rich nerd that had everything in life handed to him is now larping as a blue collar self help guru
"Just get into a trade bro so you can send me more $50 donations!"
>had everything in life handed to him
like what?
Like the car he crashed on prom night that gave his friend in the passenger seat lifelong debilitating injuries.
my ex used to write long ass paragraphs and gas light me like this all the time.
>car
lol so what?
that's you, isn't it?
based, prom night isn't prom night without someone getting hurt
for example, he's very tall, which already gives him a myriad of advantages
No one is forced to watch sam or give him money bro. Why seethe at that gorilla when you can match Channing on bumble and piledrive her cervix while shes in a k hole.
Who's seething? I'd give Channing heroin money before I give anything to scam hyde for sure tho
you. you keep making threads and posting the same images. it's been years now. you have brain damage from a car crash. sam ruined your life bump lmao
I don't make the threads or have any kind of past relationship with Scammy glizzy glopper
Cinemaphile is a Channing board
>Whos seething
Obviously you for constantly making threads about a guy you claim is a grifter who deserves no attention. Also weird you keep a folder of pics of a bpd thot who moved on from sam years ago.
Yes I am a markysexual
No I do not make scam hyde threads about him gulping glizzys
he has a big audience of absolute frickup freaks.
Doesn't have to be a blue collar tradie with gnarled hands to give that audience the advice they pester him for
Nick uses that setup just for the Scuffed streams. He obviously looked it up as a joke.
TJ won!
As an artist guy, I'm memorizing this thread for sure.
mondotrannies screaming about channing won't erase Sam Hyde gobbling Edie's penis
TRVTH
>Sam Hyde owes his dad Dr. Fred at least $6000
>spends it on sucking dick instead
Memorize this if you're an artist guy.
i mean even if you like trannies this one is basically a twink/femboy
How much can I get paid for defending Sam Hyde online?
That's the funny part - YOU pay HIM through his various paywalled nonsense and crypto scams.
It's a cult by design. His "advice" is cult leader shit in disguise.
what would the mondo poster do if he hadn't seen betty on fish tank season 1.. where would he be now?
>sam kisses a ftm troony
>sam sucks off a mtf troony
>sam hangs around luna the troony
OHNONONONONO
MORE LIKE MILLION troony EXTREME LMAO
uh, it's, um, made up *AIDS cough*
Kek. Sammy is dying of troony anus STDs
Love this clown
She wishes her skin was actually that color
Oh boy I can't wait for this board to be clogged with fishtank live threads again in a few months when a new season starts! It's such an interesting show! Sam Hyde and Jet Neptune should murder-suicide.
Sneed up!
>Sam Hyde and Jet Neptune should murder-suicide.
GRIDS related death by 45 (Bruce Jenner steroid troon out optional)
I think they should give even more dumb egirls a platform to milk paypig's wallets
You literally don’t have to get good at something if you can land a bullshit email job and make 100k a year doing absolutely nothing
>You literally don’t have to get good at something
yeah if you're a trust fund baby like sammy who wrecked his daddy's $200k vintage car because dad married a hot piece of ass instead of his mommy lmao
How do you know so many details about Sam Hyde? Have some self awareness, anon.
>How do you know so many details about Sam Hyde?
because hes openly talks about it on his podcast and hyde wars videos. he fricking screams like a rabid monkey about his daddy issues lmao
So many don’t watch it?
maybe don’t*
Why do you consume everything he puts out if you hate him for making money and fricking b***hes so much?
>Why do you consume everything
>like 2 videos
Name five time stamps or be exposed as a fake sam hater.
I like the one where he starts filming himself driving his supra after a cop pulls him over and he goes full rage mode while slamming the gas pedal
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jesus christ sam should be barred from driving, this homosexual is going to kill someone in a roid rage or staring at his grindr messages
how many cars has he wrecked total in his life, does anyone know?
I know of at least 2 when he was younger, including the one that infamously paralyzed his friend, and there was a recent one he talked about in his stand up, anyone know of any more?
>the one that infamously paralyzed his friend
qrd?
He got into a car crash a couple years ago which caused massive brain damage to his friend Chris who co-hosts Scuffed Realtor, he was temporarily paralyzed but eventually recovered, although his IQ dropped probably 10 points down to 70
chris lynch?
no chris lafone
Anyone who gets into a car with a reckless driving Chad gets what they had coming to them.
i thought it was his high school best friend, a guy named alex?
also does anyone have the full details on that incidenct? like was it purposeful or accidental, was he drunk etc?
apparently he was going to get charged with attempted manslaughter or something and his dad had to pay over a million dollars in legal fees so he didn't go to prison
>spending hours and hours watching someone you hate with every fiber of your being, and complaining about them incessantly online
unironically get therapy, you are fricked in the head
>unironically get therapy, you are fricked in the head
Im not the one fricking trannies and meth heads like channing get help sam. charls is right you're A NERD
A GAY NERD
Does Dr. Fred have gentile sons who aren't homosexual failures? I sure hope so.
What "bullshit email job" pays six figures?
Sam's personal pepperoni boy (jet Neptune) nets about 87k in donos a year and all he has to do is order Sam doordash and find him new girls to sexually abuse.
Uhh yea I'm sure those are easy to find
i think the larger point is that you need to do something you find either fulfilling or challenging or both. otherwise your brain will start leaking out of your ears
you don't just walk into those jobs. you either need to be in the industry before or you need to know people who can get you in. neither apply to people with literally nothing going on
probably smartest post in this thread
You know this because you have a bullshit email job that pays $100k a year, right? RIGHT?!
All this drama and us Don Heads are over here standing on bidness and just chilling without a care
Sam is a fricking trust fund kiddo.
Compare that to someone like Hasan who fought his way up from the hood.
No comparison. Sam's not even worth fighting and Hasan is right to ignore him, before you even ask.
Every day there's a sam hyde thread with the same comments. Why is Cinemaphile obsessed with him?
>every day I make the same ad for a gay israelite and I'm still unpaid and Cinemaphile is calling him a homosexual, how can I blame Cinemaphile?
How much time have you spent seething about sam hyde today? Do some self-reflection anon. Hope you have a nice day.
>How much time have you spent seething about sam hyde today?
exactly the same as number of troony wieners sam sucked today
Your reply doesn’t make sense.
A HUNDRED
CUZ SAM IS A NERD
Okay, but how does that correlate to your time spent seething? Your reply doesn’t make sense.
lel
>EDIEROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
EVERYBODY JUST HAVE A GOOD TIME
they look like him/his crew and probably have similar artistical inclinations/ambitions
ITT
>you must hate Joe Rogan Sam Hyde Jordan Peterson. Btw i am not from reddit who happens to hate them too
Frick off trannies go dilate somewhere else you subhuman grooming wienerchoppers.
>Frick off trannies go dilate somewhere else
yeah like r/milliondollarextreme, r/fishtanklive, and the MondoMegatroony child grooming discord server
Sam wants to be Joe Rogan so badly.
Jordan Peterson is reddit incarnate btw
frick joe rogan
>Sam wants to be Joe Rogan so badly.
well he sorta is for a certain audience. he makes content designed for the aimless permanently online young ppl of today, a demographic that basically everyone else ignores. it seems like a scam when someone says ignore everyone but listen to *ME* because i've been there - but that's his entire schtick and some people find value in what he says. ppl in this thread literally saying they turned his life around. and other people will just give him money so i guess it worked out for him in the end. the fascinating thing is how just posting a picture of his face is enough to spawn an active thread
sams life goal is to fight joe rogan, of course he lusts after rogans success...
like mde subreddit? or josie simp discord server?
Rogan literally used to be the main target of Sam’s ire before Lena Dunham and Hasan Piker.
>Channing
>Channing
>Channing
>Channing
>batshit
>stalker
>drug fricked Channing
sam and nick are like the only people i can watch/listen to on my tv that don't annoy the shit out of me. i dunno what people have against them but i'm thankful for the shit they do even if it's just shooting the shit for background noise
>sam and nick are like the only people i can watch/listen to on my tv that don't annoy the shit out of me
so sams coughing, yelling and sneezing is not annoying to you? must be a pajeet.
the eating does annoy me and i skip past it. but I have an irrationally strong reaction to hearing or seeing other people eat, i can't eat with people irl usually because listening to them chew is torture.
when he yells and screams it always gets a grin out of me
Bro I watch clips when Im bored. Im not some terminally online head case who watches his streams and seethes about some strangers life.
WHE BHARAT SIRS WE CONQUER COMEDY LONG AGO
Allegedly he fricked a troony and then he had sex with a 17 year old in a state where it was legal once?
funny how you keep watching sam despite hating his guts. sad life
15 not 17. defend this pedo
15? Dangerously based, hopefully he fricked her good
average mde jeet fan everyone.
She was 21 and it was her idea to give her anal virginity to Sam. She also tried to get a threesome going for Sam with another Cinemaphile thot.
lol why is her age always changing. She was 15 when Sam and her started talking online and 16 when he had her ANE
like i give a shit
You clearly do give a shit
seethe more dumb c**t, clear you wish he would frick you again to be this obsessed
i don't give a shit if sam fricked a troony and a teen. i doubt he did, seems like obsessed losers on a slur campaign. but i genuinely wouldn't care even if it was proven fact. people make mistakes, you know. it doesn't define them.
So you're saying he 'accidentally' sucked off a troony?
why should anyone care, half this board probably jerks off to troony porn anyways
>why should anyone care
so its ok to frick trannies now sam? you fricking homosexual have a nice day lmao
Sorry nobody wants your crusty pussy now excuse me while I dig out some troons
>WHOOPSIE DAISEY I just sucked off a penis how silly of me
lol that person was frequent on /soc/ like 10 years ago
And rk9, lgbt, v, b, etc
seething and defending troony fricking. yep its mde jeet confirmed
troony fricking is based. i hope sam fricks 100 more trannies.
i've never seen anything but accusations. i just don't think it's true.
That's fine it's already been proven Eddie has talked about Sam on here before
so someone said something? that's not proof. that's hearsay. i don't buy it.
Yep and she posted some pix of their convos and the email was proven to belong to Sam lol
that can easily be faked for far less effort than it takes people to keep bringing it up on Cinemaphile, i don't buy it.
It's okay bro you can pretend it's not true I don't mind
meanwhile you pretend that i don't literally think it's not true, and that even if it was, i wouldn't really care. it's not really relevant
it's like 1 mentally ill c**t spamming every thread that mentions sam's name, kinda crazy how they have time to do such a thing
Yea I can tell you're a really busy important guy
Tell yourself whatever you need to cope I guess
Stop posting bro you're wasting precious valuable time here
Sorry I had a meeting are you still seething?
she was 16 you fricking moronic over/under exaggerators. and honestly, it was legal so who cares about that part. the illegal part was filming the interaction then destroying hard drives lol
its not legal in their state thats why hes scared of mere mention of her name
Yea he had her cross state lines to do the dirty deed so it was still technically illegal oops
it was legal in the state he did it but transporting yourself/a minor to take advantage of different stages AoC laws is illegal
also none of this matters because the easiest thing to get him with that he did FOR SURE was take videos and pics of the encounter, then he destroyed the evidence (several of his former crew, not just heroine christmas example attest to this).
that whole thing is basically why james price left
Also what's the story of the really fat person with the tard voice? re his streams
Airsoft fatty?
yeah i guess that's his name then
His real name is Chris. Sam stole him from idubbz he's his new pet lolcow
Kinda like when circus managers would keep around a few freaks or midgets back in the old days
ok thx. i think his zoomer strategy definitely works
Chris Lynch?
Why was it bad to have sex with Edie again?
Uhh gay guy alert?
I like when they do the whole THEN WHY ARE YOU POSTING ABOUT SOMETHING YOU HATE bit
Well, why are you?
to make you seethe
No, that’s probably not why you click on these threads.
Does he always wear beanies to cope with his atrocious hairline? Just shave it off.
Why so many zoomers see him as a father figure? They didn't even know who he was when he was still funny
Because zoomers come from single parent families way more than millennials
So why would anyone care about what some random Youtuber has to say about anything?
You make shitty videos for a living.
>hey Sam I need to talk to you about marky okay?
troony bad?
troony gay
No shit
why? gay bad?
yes obviously
Fat troons hate passing twinks. Go figure.
Oliver status?
Still trying to sell overpriced t shirts.
donjolly.com
Only good post itt
Scam lost. Channing won.
Ain't no one got time to post on dem Cinemaphilez
Yeah yeah Marky. Yeah yeah Edie. We get it.
The text in this post is faked. I need to see some proof you really get it.
what about ed, edd and eddy?
at this point its all so well known i wonder what his crew thinks. i mean they are basically all complicit in working with a pedophile+troonyfricker
Gen Zyklon is pro choice pro hoe pro lgbtq+jfjdksm. Why would they have any problem working with a pioneering advocate like Sam.
Don jolly channing josieBlack folk nina null marky sophposter troonyfricker grift zoomer israelite wigger jet bicflame
i completely agree
just learn 2 code, easy
I hate coding
I'm way too ADHD for it
Just doesn't interest me and I suck at math
skill issue
I got kicked out of school for being a moron and having "adhd" and failing math. web coding is logic not math. brobama was right.
they almost sent me to a moron school for the same reason
shame they didn't
He’s not your friend. He doesn’t know you.
Thats why Im so mad
idk man spend your 20s getting good at something and in your 30s you’ll get a lot of respect. he’s not wrong
Before Sam Hyde don jolly was living in a square wearing clothes he pulled out of trashcans. Now he's a paralegal and lives in beautiful Texas. Another success story
maybe getting fired by sam was all he needed to get his life together
It certainly helped him (and me) heal from internet induced brain damage. Let the crystal reiki energy healing commence
didn't he disappear from the internet I thought he's dead
He's back but I'm not tryna blow his spot up. Those that are attuned know.
dom*
Donheads, we need a temple to congregate
The world is full of temples for those with eyes to see.
Whether Sam fricked marky is irrelevant in light of the greater crime of not immediately killing jet Neptune when given a chance.
Jet fricked Josie so I dont care.
Ewwwww imagine the smell
Disgusting
world's most awkward sex
lmfao mondotrannies on suicide watch
how do i find a skill in life to make money off of?
>anti-Sam hyde thread almost everyday for the past week
Are we back to 2017 Cinemaphile?
>don't be a lazy shit and do something
>don't fall for goytraps
>abuse the system where you can
Basic advice but I guess lifelong losers need to hear this shit from the funny man, better than never hearing it at all I suppose. Stop being so pathetic and telling everyone how Sam le saved me though it's embarrassing.
Sam saved me.
this advice is pretty applicable to most of the people frequenting this board, Cinemaphile is a loser website fyi
yeah the mondomegatroony discord is for winners
is that why you use it?
It's actually good advice though.
he's a good guy, he gives good advice(mostly)
at some point he just made the decision to lean into being an e-father type grifter, which I don't respect
i'm still not sure if the father figure grifter persona is legit or not
its boring anyway, i hope sam kills himself
>i hope sam kills himself
he will
>rants how modern art is not beautiful and how ~~*they*~~ are pushing ugliness to demoralise us
>everything he does is fricking ugly as sin
What did he mean by this?
it's IRONIC man don't you get it
"Get good at something and everything will fall into place, don't waste energy on fake-it-till-you-make-it bullshit like 48 laws of power" is actually good advice if you compare it to the shit other self-improvement goobers like david goggins or jocko willink say. Even though it may seem like common sense for morons, it's refreshing to hear it come from Sam because the rest of that entire sphere is filled with advice like
>wake up at 4 in the morning every day
>spend hours in the gym
>do fake manosphere shit to change your personality so women will think you're an alpha male
it's all a big fricking red herring; Sam's correct in his assertion that all the alpha male shit naturally flows downstream from simply being an extremely competent male on a mission, and trying to shortcut it by changing your superficial behaviors will always seem fake and cringe
>Even though it may seem like common sense for morons, it's refreshing to hear it come from Sam because the rest of that entire sphere is filled with advice like
>wake up at 4 in the morning every day
>spend hours in the gym
>do fake manosphere shit to change your personality so women will think you're an alpha male
Sam's alpha advice:
>take shortcuts with steroids
>give other men blowjobs
ywnbaw
Sam will never not be a wienersucker
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Sam is a white supremacist and, possibly, a neonazi.
was that guy with sam on the left the one they talked about on cumtown whos nicks nazi friend?
That's weev man, learn some internet history.
And yes nick from cumtown spoke to him.
He's a homosexual israelite with a israelite mom, this shit doesnt work anymore
l'chaim homosexual
sam's big schism from his old crew (trapped, price, and gammon to some degree) was the result of marky + him messaging young girls in atl when he was filming world peace
people joke about sam being a pedophile but thats its actually a big addiction for him and unironically the reason several of his old crew split from him
Yeah who could ever get addicted to having sex with horny 17 years 11 month old wome-- I mean children who look up to you and think you're great yeah haha
marky was 16 and according to gammon he was messaging girls as young as 15 while in atl. normally i dont give a frick about this stuff but basically ruining simmons life in season 1 makes me think he deserves some kind of cosmic karma
sam is the most hypocritical person to ever live
narcissist's capacity for self delusion is insane
stfu emotional homosexual
*GLUCK GLUCK GLUCK GLUCK*
i think ragesimping for your e-daddy when someone points out his massively hypocritical behavior makes you more of an emotional homosexual than me buddy
even don?
*dom
and no dom was let go because he was a burnout druggy retahd
artist guys, who do I believe?
Don was let go because he was too much of a sensitive soul (and also too old probably) to be Sam's errand boy
why are we still talking about marky in 2024? does anyone actually care?
It's probably the only tangible bad thing Sam has ever done.
Not even close lol. Not properly paying Joel or Zach for starters...
Don smoked too much weed, but he's not a moron you just need to read his academic work to understand that.
sam is basically an evil person
>worshipping sam when a superior funnier man is still around
>worshipping sam when a superior funnier man is still around
and yet, most zoomers don't.
Is it true Cole, ya know, quit?
lemme check my notes here
Yes
Hello. Do you guys like Josie?
>not white
meh
Anal sex
only when she's not acting like a child for her paypigs
>dude be self sufficient
>be careful with your money
>be even more careful with your time
>avoid bpd art hoes
>with that in mind, please buy my nft
>please superchat my streams
>please spend your time and money on fishtank
>here's some e-girls, watch their streams nad giver them money
>please watch my podcast with the bpd art hoe
>WP2? it's coming......
what did Sam mean by all this?
he means he sucks dicks
Reminder: This guy tortured a girl who was a fan and did vile shit to her, basically allowed her to get sexually assaulted, and in the end kicked her off the show because she was too cringe. This guy is the enemy of humanity.
He also got his close friend paralyzed driving like an idiot in a Mercedes and then made fun of him for "overreacting" to getting paralyzed....
yeah and his degenerate fans thought it was great. i no longer like sam hyde.
he should do it again, this content drought is unbearable
TJ won by being nice
Tayleigh lost by being a b***h to everyone
Kindness wins
Love and Life wins
>it's a: "Sam's audience of brainbroken simps spam channing and marky and whatever other kiwifarms shit they can t make it look like his critics are all the one small group of people" Episode.
I could forgive Sam for a lot but not for adopting airsoft fatty, he is an absolutely odious human being and the polar opposite of every piece of "advice" he's ever put out there, every time he was on fishtank I had to switch off, I would argue that iddubz was 100% in the right shutting him out.