>Most popular comedian currently.
>Literally just an unfunny male model.
Stand up is dead.
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>Most popular comedian currently.
>Literally just an unfunny male model.
Stand up is dead.
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>Most Popular
literally who?
Ask a woman in your life
Why would I ask a woman about comedy
Funny thing when it comes to women and their taste in comedians.
Most women I know usually bring up this dude, Kathleen Madigan, Amy Schumer, and Colin Jost.
I'm guessing the chicks are their "literally me" and the guys are who they jill off to when they put their cats out.
Nobody puts the cats out to jerk off, we just do it
My cat always judges me
So you asked your mum? You clearly don't interact with women much.
I just asked, shes never heard of him.
She said she likes Big Jay Oakerson, I'll be shaming her for that for the rest of the day
except he is funny
>male model
he got cheek implants or whatever they're called
He’s not even a natural model, his jaw and teeth are fake.
The twink death for this guy is gonna be brutal
He already bogged himself
skyrim vampire looking ass
IT'S PAYNE!
You might say stand up has fallen over and can't get up.
My mom, sister, and girlfriend all bought tickets to his show. Should I be worried?
celeb heights has him listed as 6'0'', so he's 5'10'' at most. no need to worry
women can't estimate heights, you can just lie to them.
depends on if the woman knows a tall guy. i'm 6'3 and for some reason women I know seem to enjoy telling me about guys they dated who claimed to be 6'3 but were shorter than me.
same with dick size
I thought those autismos are always right? which is funny because google gives a higher number still
Celebheights is actually accurate and they don't take people at their word on self-reported height stats.
He's wrong sometimes. He's usually right if he actually met them. Sometimes I see actors next to each other and check his heights and it doesn't add up.
it's only one guy? how tall is he? :^)
5’8 I believe. He has a video measuring himself on his website and YouTube channel.
what a moron
Why are you mad you didn’t think of it first? It’s a great website.
is he making money from it?
how long until hollywood buys him out so they can continue the heightflation?
He has ads on the site so yeah I’m sure he’s making good money from it.
Yes, they're going to spit roast. It's over.
Lmao, I saw some clip of him saying "this shit just happened" in regards to his looks. Roided up freak with jaw implants
>women's beauty standards are unnatural and unrealistic!!
meanwhile women are all thirsting over a dude on roids with jaw implants
>women love dudes with very obvious cosmetic surgery
Thanks. I'll start saving my money.
Every discussion about this man devolves into talking about his looks. Dunno what's that about, but he's not funny.
Because thats all hes known for. He even talks about it in his own standup. I dont think anyone has actually even watched his standup
I tried once because I’d heard his name but didn’t actually know anything about him. It wasn’t aggressively unwatchable but he’s just plain boringly unfunny. Barely even had to though, if you’re a male comic and at least half your audience is teenage girls then I already know you’re not funny.
the zoomers are going to ruin comedy too?
Whats funny is that when I saw this guy on joe rogan, I thought he just looked like an average guy. Didnt even think of him as the "good looking guy" But then I find out after that thats what hes known for and his pictures look like gigachad incarnate
BECKINSALED
He looked better before surgery.
Not in the eyes of women
Just goes to show how moronic women's taste are. Most women would rather have an obviously roided out plastic jaw freak than natural beauty.
>Just goes to show how moronic women's taste are.
Yeah, if only women had taste like you homosexuals KEK
if women had my tastes then they would be the homosexuals, moron.
what a homosexual
he took the call before he even got started and it paid off bigtime
I've never seen his face I've never heard his name he literally doesn't even exist to me beyond this thread and guess what that's just fine
>Matt Rife gets hate from roasties for his "misogynistic" jokes
>Rife hate thread pops up here
>trying to get support for hating him
Get your ragged meatflaps back to r/fauxmoi, you stupid c**ts.
Can anyone post an example of him being funny?
My gf texts him some times.
When he starts getting old, mushy, and jaded he'll be funny.
>muh implants
Sounds like jealousy talk to me. I don’t know about roids, but his face is natty. These things happen sometimes as you age.
I do think he’s very unfunny though. I couldn’t finish the standup of his I started. I’m at odds with how he’s so popular right now. Must pay off to trigger women.
A surgeon came forward and admitted he created Rife’s jawline
>trusting a "medical professional" who runs a tiktok
Shiggydiggy
>These things happen sometimes as you age.
they don't allow this kind of cosmetic surgery on minors, after all. unless you live in a democrat state and want your breasts or dick chopped off of course.
>These things happen sometimes as you age.
no they don't
he looks like a black dude
This is so obviously a female to male troony. Look at shoulders.
Looks like a dyke
Moistens the clam, huh?
and Hannah gadsby killed it.
That's what a world where women control & spend all the money looks like.
It's no surprise that Presidential candidates only really started worrying about their ''''image'''' after women joined the electorate (Presidents only started smiling in their portraits in the 60s when women became a majority of the electorate).
Yeah, men appreciate beautiful women too. Unfairly as well, they'll pretend to laugh at a pretty girls' jokes even if they're bad etc. Give her things they wouldn't give to ugly women.
But for men it always stopped there. They might put eye candy on a pedestal but they always knew it was just eye candy.
When the time came for actual important things they'd resume ignoring her while also being happy to listen to ugly but genuinely smart women.
Women do not offer the same courtesy.
It doesn't matter if handsome chiselled Brad is a drooling moron with no business acumen whatsoever. He's waayyyy the cutest so they'll happily make him manager and stare dreamily into his eyes as he runs the business into the ground. Ugly Alex might have an MBA from Harvard but he's weedy with glasses so EURGH who cares what he thinks.
This is not even a fricking secret, by the way, or some misogynist conspiracy. Tens of thousands of Canadian women were openly admitting to voting for Trudeau simply because he was the cutest candidate.
Not even hating on the guy. He is clever, and good at banter with the crowd. But he's genuinly not funny. I watched his special and didn't laugh once. It was more just me going, "oh that was kinda smart"
Yeah that's about right.
Watched his stand up special
Started out average
The last half of it was just him b***hing about situations on social media. Like, many comedians have gone through their twitter replies for content, but all of them take it a step further -- for instance Ricky Gervais has a special where he spends like 10 minutes going off on tangents from one twitter post.
Rife didn't do that. No jokes or humorous twists.He was just b***hing about situations that arose in his life.
It was super weird. Is there a comedic layer I'm missing? Some kind of irony or something that flew over my head?
You don't need jokes to be a comedian, we live in a post Nanette world
>oi wuz raypt by a min
Truly visionary comedy
If you look "oi wuz roiped" on youtube, her special will be one of the first results. That in itself is pretty funny.
He probably gets so much pussy after shows.
If anyone is curious about the surgery thing. I've had a decent amount done. Ama
why are you gay?
literally knew this would b first reply, too ez
Ears pinned back, 2 rhinoplasty, and chin implant
Wish i hadn't done the chin one
honestly they cant change your face that much, it's all subtle. Maybe if you had like 10 surgeries done
What did you “enhance”? Worth it?
How much to rife myself up
i was roiped by an abo
the state of stand up. It's somehow getting worse. Which I didnt think was possible. Plus I like how all these hacks like Rife and Jimmy Carr are hopping on the "I'VE BEEN CANCELLED" bandwagon. It's very transparent and gay
Pretty fricked up that tiktok views is what drives popularity now
women and hispanic kids determine who is popular in america
if that were true i wouldn't think selena gome and rebecca black are the same person
>Jules and I just watched Matt Rife's new special
>*appaluse*
>yea, IT STINKS
>*explosion*
I look a lot like this dude, down to the skin tone and facial structure, but got my dad’s brown eyes instead of my mom’s blue. I pulled so many hot Latina and Asian women but only mid white women would ever give me the time of day. People talk like height is the grand filter but having blue eyes matters way more. Life sucks
I know some butthole that is very pretty and pulls alot of ass, and he's like 5'6
>it’s this feature I don’t have that’s keeping me from fricking more women
I have brown eyes and that’s never been a problem. Work on your personality.
Nobody would’ve given a frick about Meeks if he didn’t have blue eyes. Just saying. Yes you can make up for anything with enough personality, confidence, and money, but blue eyes are an automatic +1-2 points unless you’re otherwise ugly as frick
>Yes you can make up for anything with enough personality, confidence, and money
Well there you go. Three perfectly valid ways to make up for your brown eyes, all within your control. Start doing that and you’ll have access to these top tier white girls you want so bad.
That’s fair but I hope you’re telling that to every attractive 5’8” manlet that complains as well
Why wouldn’t I? Also, being 5’8” and attractive won’t stop anyone from getting laid. You underestimate how little height matters when compared to face and physique.
5’8 is fine until there’s a 6’+ guy for reference then you have absolutely no shot.
girls like attitude. They can tell when they guy is a Cinemaphile poster, and which guy was on the varsity wrestling team, even if the wrestler is 5'7, and the blue eyed 6ft Cinemaphilener
Somebody who is attractive, 6’+ and blue eyed will always have equal or more confidence because they’ve had nothing but positive affirmation their whole life. So the best you can get is the women who can’t land a guy like that
>Somebody who is attractive, 6’+ and blue eyed will always have equal or more confidence because they’ve had nothing but positive affirmation their whole life
not all the time, partner
I’m not talking about competing with taller men. I’m talking strictly you winning over a girl when it’s just you and her. Obviously if you’re right next to another guy that’s also trying to win her over then she’ll make her pick based on whatever arbitrary thing that matters to her, but that’s still not an automatic loss for the shorter guy. If you have the confidence and personality and you’re very good looking then you’ll win out most of the time against a taller guy. We’re still talking about an attractive 5’8” guy, right? There’s no concern there for him. Not at that height.
An ugly dude of any height would have to rely entirely on personality and other extracurriculars, even if there was another guy competing with him.
I'm over 6foot with blue eyes. Where's my fricking gf then, bub?
The lemon party boys did him right https://youtu.be/tLJ_irJ__qs?si=GYJz_EknNjEG7Mxn
I like how he tries to spin how zoomers find his special to be gay and unfunny as him being "cancelled."
He's like a 5 year comedian that got famous too fast. Don't care of he's been doing it longer he still hasn't figured it out.
I want to cave this guy's face in with a baseball bat.
When he was on Rogan he was deep throating joe do hard inhad to turn it off. Guy just grifted his entire career, I'm sure
>please cancel me
>I'm totally edgy
>no seriously I really am