>Mother, my Popcorn Vessel!

>Mother, my Popcorn Vessel!

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oppenheimer Popcorn vessel is better.

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    the HMS Orville Redenbacher

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    kill youreself

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    why yes i would adore this toxic plastic thingamabob to put my previously edible empty callories into, m'lady

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    A POPCORN BACKPACK?!

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >wear popcorn vessel backpack during the movie
    >people behind me eat all the popcorn from it
    >money stolen

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      you wear it on the front

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Besouro
      No "escarabajo"?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's a BR poster

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    these fakes are getting better and better with every release someone post the car for fast X and the bomb for oppenheimer

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only the Oppenheimer one was fake.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://www.amctheatres.com/offers/blue-beetle-backpack-popcorn-vessel

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    You WILL eat popcorn out of the bugs

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty sure we can still eat corn in schwaubworld

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw no child sex slave popcorn vessel from Sound of Freedom

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he didn't go to a colombian screening

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is it like a pez dispenser?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      i'm not sure how to use those tbh. you put the popcorn in his mouth he swallows it because he hasn't eaten in three days, you put the popcorn in his ass and your popcorn smells like ass. maybe i should have asked for a girl one.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're using it wrong; they have little surgically implanted compartments in their stomachs. It keeps your popcorn nice and warm, it's pretty nice.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          what a blunder! i was putting my dick in there

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    wonder if there's someone out there that has collected every single popcorn vessel

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looks kind of cool.

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    God I hate the people who buy this shit. Do you really need cheap plastic garbage to commemorate every time you CONSOOM something?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      you can't understand how mindblowing movies are for people who can't picture an apple

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine being a grown ass adult man and you can't even afford to buy yourself a popcorn vessel kek. Reevaluate your life

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      it’s a collector’s item, go look up the price of lord of the rings mugs on ebay right now

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >morons buying shit to scalp to other morons
        Also LOTR was beloved, nobody's going to want a fricking Blue Beetle plastic bucket 20 years later.

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I guess I'll have to bring my yellow cape, to make a nice contrast with the vessel. Sounds like mother is going to have a busy time washing and ironing it after work!

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >popcorn vessel BACKPACK
    this is an incredible innovation. it makes all the other popcorn vessels look like pieces of shit.

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >we butchered superman and the justice league, but please care about this z-list hero movie which is really just mexican culture propaganda

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    also get the soda carafe and candy receptable

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a Cannabalistic Humanoid Underground Dweller popcorn basket?

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