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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Please no, they would cast shallan as a black woman.
    In all seriousness they could never so it justice.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Michael B Jordan IS Kaladin

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      shallan is a ginger, so most likely

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Gingercide is real

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >only white character in the cast
      Accurate.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Dude, the only white character in the series is Szeth. The rest are asian-eyed tan(or not tan like Shallan) tall central asian types.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      this could only be done live action with Endgame levels of budget imo
      right now this would be better as an animated adaptation

      I like Sanderson's stuff because he takes the cool side of the anime aesthetic and the good tropes without making it unbearably embarrassing to read. It's pure teenage boy stuff and enjoyable.

      You guys can’t be defending slanderslop, read a fricking (good) book.

      Now this would be good, grandma-incest, hyper-violence, guns in a medieval setting - this would get all the GoT wine moms and boomer dads going.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'd like to see a movie about Blue Marvel and his arch enemy Anti-man (pic related)
    Hollywood loves to ruin characters by race and gender swapping them to troll the white male fans so it annoys me that they have perfectly good original black characters they could choose to make movies about but they never do.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      On a similar note, the Imaro novels would make a great compromise for Amazon in the wake of their refusal to touch Conan.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    this could only be done live action with Endgame levels of budget imo
    right now this would be better as an animated adaptation

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah the spren would be impossible to do in an actual cool way in CGI

      Sadly this would be best as a Japanese anime because tbh a lot of the dialogue is really dumb sounding when you read it out loud much better when read but Sanderson already said he wouldn't do it animated unless he had no other option and just wanted to self fund for the fans

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Sanderson is a moron. He wrote a world that can either be 90% CG live action, or amazing animation, and he insists on live action.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It's because the point is to reach new fans and be game of thrones worldwide appeal. Only nerds watch anime so if you make an anime and it's good then you just get praise from people who like you and if it's bad you piss off your fans

          If you make a live action and it's bad people say well it was impossible to do but if it's good you're the new #1 author in the world

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I want a GoT level production of Stephen King's Dark Tower series but leave out all the 4th wall shit where King became a character in the 6th book

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Redpill me on dark tower. If you sell me on it, I'll start reading it.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Unless you're already familiar with King's complete body of work it's just not worth it.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Stephen King does cocaine and light beer all day and watches The Good the Bad and the Ugly and decides to make a fantasy series out of it that peaks in the first two books

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Metabarons. It's the space opera we need.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Kushiel's Dart series.

    It's pure degeneracy.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Basically Carrie but good

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    GODDAMN Oathbringer is boring as frick. These characters have done nothing but sit in a castle for 350 pages.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Rushmore-style movie about the rise and fall of the guy whose nationalist and anti-communist protest movement became the both intellectual father and general dress rehearsal of the Hong Kong protests
    It's a fascinating story they made into a kino documentary. Iget the Chinks would never let it get made, but it could be great.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The Calculus War (Newton v. Leibniz)
    directed by Chris Nolan
    >a Prestige-level rivalry
    >the historical weight of Oppie or Dunkie
    >opportunity for scientific detail autism
    >acronological storyline
    it's the perfect Nolan project

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Cumberbatch as Newton
      >Gary Oldman as Leibniz
      It'd be perfect.
      Personally I'd prefer a Grigori Perelman movie directed by David Lynch, but that's just me.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Red Rising series

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Rather than a movie I'd rather a high budget miniseries

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I can see it now.

      >Keats is a black man
      >CEO Gladstone is a troony
      >The cruciform morons are completely changed to just be inbred rednecks
      >Paul Dure is also a black man and they simply force the cruciform on him out of racism
      >Ousters removed completely and the conflict is just between the Church and the Hegemony from the beginning

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Only the first book though, the rest fricking suck.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I like Sanderson's stuff because he takes the cool side of the anime aesthetic and the good tropes without making it unbearably embarrassing to read. It's pure teenage boy stuff and enjoyable.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No he doesn't. It's embarrassing to read most of his stuff if you're over the age of 20. If you're below 20 carry on. It's on the same level as anime.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Damn imagine thinking Sanderslop is less embarrassing than japanimation

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Hello Cinemaphile I am an Anonymous just like you I enjoy posting rare PeePee the frogs and receiving repeating numerals on my post numbers, now tell me, which of your favorite things would you absolutely hate it if Hollywood ruined?

    Ha ha nice try I'm not falling for that you israelite frick

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Indeed.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >T800 sent back to the age of crusades by accident

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Forget anime exists and just adapt the novels. Would probably do better as a series, though.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Damn I didn’t realise they were in English.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I feel like this thing would make whatever studio did it shitloads, it’s basically ripe for prestige TV.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        No, it isn't. You want it to be. They could just make their own space politics drama.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >adapting LoGH in current climate
      You know Empire would just become space Nazis.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      is there a bigger japanese sf series? it's surreal logh is slept on by most genre fans.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why the hell would you wish for that in 2024? It's the kiss of death for any series and you should feel bad for even suggesting it.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Was looking forward to some first law kino, but looks like the movie was scrapped or at least hit a major roadblock

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Ferguson is a good cast. But why the frick wouldn’t you do the first trilogy first?!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Because Best Served Cold has GIRLPOWER.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Easier to film one self contained book, rather than 3. Plus there arent that many locations in bsc, so its easier on the budget

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'd rather get a good adaptation of the Mistborn series. But I know they wouldn't cast Vin with an actress anywhere near as cute as my mental image of her is
    frick, they'd probably cast Zendaya

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I want them to adapt all of Sanderson's books in the worst way possible. I want them all to be terrible and shoved full of inaccurate sjw-pandering bullshit. Frick Brandon Sanderson for not standing up for Wheel of Time, the fat, spineless, piece of shit fake Mormon loser.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He basically said it was shit when it started airing.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        No, he said he enjoyed it and considered it "another turning of the wheel," which is just a spineless way of excusing Rafe Judkin's rape of the source material and staying in the good graces of people who might adapt his material. I hope the angel Moroni visits him tomorrow night and calls him a pussy.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Frick Brandon Sanderson for not standing up for Wheel of Time
      You know it's not his books, right?

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the descent through Cil-Aujas could be so cool on film

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The Camp of the Saints

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    is this shit actually any good? i gave up on mistborn after 100 pages cause i thought it was cringe
    how does it compare to asoiaf?

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It would be kino of casted right

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      for me, its the rigante series

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Good book. The sequels didn't hold a candle to it, sadly.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I thought the second was almost as good but, yeah, the third was trash. I haven't even bothered picking up the fourth since I hear it's even worse.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Actually I think the third is better than the second. The second has some cool bits but the Dalinar focus on the third is really good. The fourth is definitely the worse of the four so far though.

        I'd say 1>3>2>4, because the first might be smaller-scale but the Bridge Four plotline is straight kino the whole way through.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Third was shit. Yes, Dalinar's backstory was decent but that's like 10% of the book. Everything set in the present was horrible. And then it ends with an overly long Avengers-esque battle. Pure trash.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Avengers-esque
            Yeah, that's what killed my interest in the series. Just too generic and trying to cling to the trends in popular media at the time. Didn't really bother with reading the 4th book.

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Fantasy detective series. I find it amusing Garrett is always portrayed as a stereotypical private detective on covers even though he doesn't look like that in the novels.

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    FGO Shinjuku arc

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