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Yes.
>consume nothing but goyslop
man movies are so shit these days
nobody cares about some youtube homosexuals opinion
I love this "nobody cares" shit
It's not frickin true
Even if it was true, you shouldn't care if people DID care, because you don't
it's just a weird "herd mentality" type of thing to say
you're like the kind of fricktard who says "nobody cares" when someone talks, as if someone needs other people to care to say something.
You're just a fricking child.
Nobody cares
King shit.
Fricking dork overthinker
Deserved response
>"the Internet doesn't matter" says man on internet
if nobody cares then why waste your time by replying? is cuz you care?
yeah pretty much
is that the sound of him chugging whiskey?
i look like that and talk like that
You seem like a giant homosexual, then.
Cry more b***h Black person frick
Race swapping good as long as movie has pewpew and AWOOOOA AWOOOA
>WOKE movies can't be good
It's funny how right wingers didn't boycott this movie despite it actually being very WOKE.
Instead these morons focused on fake WOKE movies like Terminator Dark Fate.
Now WOKE king Rian Johnson is getting richer and richer.
Knives Out series might be the dumbest movies ever fricking made and if you like them you failed triple digit IQ and awareness tests.
I don't know why a moron who is notorious by not being able to follow his own story threads and constantly gets entangled into his own setups, thought it is a good idea to do detective movies.
Knives Out is at least entertaining to watch, Glass Onion fails completely as a satire since it's in your face too much
I think you may be the only person on the board that even thinks about this movie
what you mumbling about baldie movie bad if it's some ''woke'' liberal shit.
i'm moderate but i did actually turn ito ff for some annoying stuff
idk why you quoted me like i want to take part in your stupid "war"
That movie was too insignificant to rally a boycott, in all fairness.
Rian Johnson is the mediocre White male that leftists love to jerk themselves off about. He made a total of one ok movie in his life but people act like he's the next Hitchwiener because he's a good boi white liberal cuck.
Hitchwiener aka Fatfrick didn't write screenplays and only directed. Rian could easily only direct and make kino after kino without breaking a sweat.
Star Wars trilogy any day now!
dogfricker is right, this guy and people like him should try watching some foreign films. Korean films are not that woke, and jap films are delightfully moronic. India films are pretty conservative also. idk about europoor films. Avoid french shit.
Ah yes YMS, the man who only watches and reviews obscure films, like the Mario Movie or Babie or Jonh Wick 4
lol, he literally attends film festivals and reviews those movies too dumb moron.
When was the last time he has actually done this?
he does them every year
Thats his channel, those are the last 16 videos he's uploaded. YMS shill
even in that stupid picture that doesnt take into account his entire output where he does nearly 2 hour long reviews of fricking film festivals, i see Enys Men, the house, Past Lives, Bue is Afraid, and asteroid city. So you're giga moronic.
> i see Enys Men, the house
In a 22 minute video were he also reviews Sausage Party. meanwhile Barbenheimer gets more review time, The Little Mermaid? 35 miniutes. How you gonna cope your way out of this one YMS shill?
Because theres more for him to say when a movie is incredibly awful, thats how his channel even got started. He doesnt just talk about Mainstream movies, nor does he only just talk about good movies. Also anyone running a movie review channel probably talks about the fricking Christopher Nolan movie and the barbie movie that just surpassed 1 billion dollars.
>Its ok for him to do it and not drinker
YMS shills really are stupid
YMS isnt pushing an agenda of the "woke mob" he says a movie sucks and leaves it at that. I cant believe you mother frickers are getting me to defend dogfricker, frick off.
An drinker isnt pushing the agenda of the right, only small brained dogfricker shills like you think that
>An drinker isnt pushing the agenda-
stop.
You really are just a dogfricker shill arn't you kek
Back to watching Barbie, keBlack person.
>YMS isnt pushing an agenda of the "woke mob"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Yms pushes the agrnda that sex with dogs is the same as eating a lamb kebab
>He doesnt just talk about Mainstream movies, nor does he only just talk about good movies
Neither does CD, but dogfricker would have to actually watch his shit before he starts seething about vaxx out of nowhere.
>Critical Drink doesnt just talk about Mainstream movies and complain they are woke
anon...are you actually this dishonest or just fricking stupid? Maybe just mad? dont reply.
But modern films are dogshit, are you unironically defending modern disney slop?
so his entire high horse over critical drinker is predicated on the single TIF video he does once a year?
He got backlash for not finishing movies during film festivals. He would just leave when he got bored.
A healthy media diet.
You think this homosexual or his audience care about watching anything other than mainstream blockbusters and capeshit? Lol
For these guys Oppenheimer is an arthouse film
>You think this homosexual or his audience care about watching anything other than mainstream blockbusters and capeshit?
No of course i dont thats why i said the SHOULD thats what SHOULD means idiot.
why
Because if you have a pebble in you shoe, you should take off your shoe and toss the pebble away. otherwise all you're doing is complaining about it. Yes, pebbles exist, are you gonna let one stay in your shoe or what?
what if I want to complain about the pebble specifically?
you can complain, but after a while, why not just do something about it? It's fine to talk about how bad Hollywood movies are, but if you actually like movies, i woudl hope you also go looking for movies you will actually like that arent part of the hollywood system. People seemed to like thats stupid "Sound of Freeom" movie for instance. There are probably a lot of other smaller indie films people make outside of the system you might like, but you gotta look for them.
>dogfricker is right, this guy and people like him should try watching some 2/10 films about muh depression and existentialism
Lolno. The fact that the dogfricker thinks there is some artistic value in this entertainment just because it plays at pseud festivals with vegan caterings is hillarious.
>NO! I dont like the movie i preserve him watching that i have not watched!
Missed the point entirely, he says to look in other places for films if you dont like what israelitelywood puts out and then in CD's case he should spotlight those films to his audience of chuds.
But Dogfricker reviews the same exact films
he also reviews movies from film festivals, see here
Once a year
yes anon, film festivals come out once a year.
Indie and foreign films are even fricking worse, that is why nobody cares about them, and that is where the rot of Hollywood originally crawled from.
>Indie and foreign films are even fricking worse
he says as he posts on the film board of the chinese basket weaving website
Yes, and nobody here cares about foreigners and europods with their shitty state sponsored movies about the burden of existence and cuckoldry.
They talked about RRR and SISU but only because it was socially trending by normies.
They only review stuff for that algorithm.
Drinkers a grifting hack.
Whenever I read the word "grifter" I think "CIA". Everyone knows modern Hollywood is fricking garbage
True. i dont necessarily hate it, adum reviews popular movies for the same reason. RLM are the only well known "critics" that seem to avoid it but it might be because they're set for life now and can do whatever they want with their channel.
Drinker doesn't frick dogs so he is better
t.
Do you even know what grifting means?
Obviously not. To these people it means having opinions different from theirs.
Strong argument to be fair. Woke used to be a word that had positive and strong connotations in the black community. Now nothing is genuinely woke, but instead the term is usually a good catch all for poor and unrealistic writing done by people with a strange guilt complex or an equally unrealistic political message to push. This makes for bad films and television
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yeah, I don't like woke things, but I need someone who is actually giving real points to why woke isn't good or it's just detrimental to the cause in the first place. plus he has this fake growl with a downward inflection when he talks that makes me want to frickin blow his head off with a shotgun
Seethe
YMS trannies still seething i see
This, YMS crawls into a debate, accuses other guy with peddling conspiracy theories and politicising stuff without watching his shit, immediately followed by peddling leftie conspiracy theories about vaccines and whiteness, and then chokes to death sniffing his own farts over indie.
Op is the dog-fricker himself
guy just tells the chuds what they want to hear, and presumably makes a lot of money doing it. preaching to the choir can be a lucrative business.
That's the truth, though.
>"Duh, poop is bad because sticky, duhh, eat poop make sick, duhh, eat poop not good for you.
>"That's what you sound like, chud!"
>*continues munching on turd*
Why are you acting like woke isn’t bad?
Story? Nope. Race and politics.
Authenticity? Nope. Race and politics.
Integrity? Nope. Race and politics.
Agenda comes first with these dishonest asshats. “We know better :)”
Pic related is all the proof you need.
Wait. Are they actually trying to diversify actual fricking history now? What the frick?
They need to be executed. I’m not even joking when I say this. No exaggeration. Forgetting history is the repeating of history. They are a danger to humanity.
>Now
They've been doing it for years
Cool it with the antisemitic remarks, anon.
>now
they have been doing it for atleast 2 decades now
>imaginary
Humanity needs to die
Doctor Who sucks ass no matter what color the actors are
>GOES WOKE, GETS RICH
Y'know what i love? e-celebs and culture war cancer, i could just talk about them instead of movies all day
He's right about Hollywoke but he has to realise that most of the films are aimed at a younger audience, not aging millennials who love the 80s for some reason.
>keeps talking about "the message"
>never mentions what the message is, who is behind it or why
Socially progressive messaging. Are you pretending to be moronic?
>who is behind
who is behind it anon. tell us. tell us this entities plan and why putting a black woman in a movie helps with that.
I thought you were complaining about him talking about the same things over and over again? Why do you want him to explain things you already know?
XD
If someone thinks that Raiders of the Lost Ark and Back to the Future are high watermarks of Western culture, then we are in serious trouble
What two films would you pick then anon? This should be interesting
Millennials
>Phone posting zoomie
Yeah i'm not suprised
Mama Mia and Mamma Mia 2: Mama Mia Here We Go Again
They are, cope, seethe and dilate over it.
Raiders is probably the best action movie ever made
And? As films the blockbusters of yesteryear like these were at least competent and well made movies. I don't know why acknowledging this and criticizing modern blockbusters in comparison makes people seethe so much.
I look like that, do that, and say that
THE MESSAGE
keep giving them attention. you can b***h all day about trannies and Black folk and israelites and youtubers but all you accomplish is giving the most attention seeking populace more attention
Frick the 80s
Drinking legitimately being not only a manlet but also a chinlet never fails to make me chuckle.
Yes, you keep repeating this in every thread, GPT.
I've posted that sentiment literally twice in the last like 60 days but you go ahead and think whatever you want if it helps your short chinless self sleep better at night, Drinker.
BTW your books are dogshit and have the prose of a 12th grader.
a lot of nobody cares people in a thread they supposedly dont care about
>The Last Jedi is responsible for these right wing culture war homosexuals reviewing movies
Rian really assblasted these Star Wars homosexuals and keeps getting richer lol
that movie was really bad and also there was a purple hair woman being stupid and an ugly azn girl that kissed a black person so it was the worst thing ever.
What's so bad about shitting on movie that is pushing agenda?
>drinker is small
>everyone likes him
>drinker goes viral
>now you all hate him
you watch a few of his videos you realize he only has one schtick and then they just get lame and annoying.
>a funny joke
>everyone chuckles
>the same joke for the hundreth time
>it's now annoying
This homosexual is so lazy. All of his videos are the same trailers over and over. The guy doesn't even now how to edit.
Pretty fricking based. I shan't be watching your flick if it portrays Black folk/trannies/women in a flawless light. Simple as.
>People in this thread unironically take film advice from a guy who literally fricks dogs
My fricking sides
they are most likely subcribed to his onlyfan too
now your Black person god has been btfo as well
Its not even just 'movie bad because woke'. He will outright make up shit that didn't happen in the movie, or pretend that characters didn't explain what they were doing onscreen, so that he can act like the movie was worse written than it really is to give himself ammo to dunk on it.
His videos are made entirely for people to feel validated in their anger over movies that they just not have not seen, but never will see. If you are at all familiar with the movies he is 'reviewing' you will quickly realize how much of what he says is total bullshit.
Like, was Glass Onion woke? Undeniably. But he still made up a whole lotta bullshit flaws that the movie very much does not have in order to make it seem worse. I am fine with people who have different opinions, but don't frickin lie to me man.
>He will outright make up shit that didn't happen in the movie, or pretend that characters didn't explain what they were doing onscreen, so that he can act like the movie was worse written than it really is to give himself ammo to dunk on it.
Provide proof
fake news
go back to the YMS subbreddit
Pillar of garbage is a moron with pronouns in his channel description. His arguments against drinker were nonsensical.
>le vomiting midget clip
Yes
how much can someone shit in your soup before you count it inedible? we are just in the one drop rule camp.
He gives a good thoughtful review, sometimes nuaced sometimes blunt, but full of humour and honesty. Now take your shoe shine box and frick off variety gay!
Yes
>critical grifter
'grifter' is leftish for 'popular eceleb I don't like'
You would know troon
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its becoming increasingly clear that youtube causes mental illness
It was always you. Don't blame youtube.
Nah, Youtube is to blame as well. Don't be apologetic towards the shitty tech company.
I fell asleep listening to youtube and autoplay and the algorithm brought me to all this shit. I spent some time listening to all the youtube whiners and figured if they could do it anyone could do it, so I'm here to steal ideas to make the "perfect" whiny video about wokeness. What would you like to see in a movie review that b***hes about movies?
what is the 'message' he keeps yapping about?
He's too much of a oussy to say "JEWS".
It's funny how non of these culture war gaygits ever tell anybody who is really behind wokeness
or maybe he just doesn't hate israelites
That's all you've got for today?
Go away now.
>be me
>even more extreme right-wing than Critical Drinker
>find his shit to be garbage that's obnoxious to the point of being straight-up unwatchable despite completely agreeing with virtually every point he makes
Why am I like this?
Shut up Sargon you lost
Still fishing for views on Cinemaphile, how pathetic.
Get a real job you pretend drunk homosexual.
what's the appeal of the drinker anyway?
it's like if you put plinkett and razorfist together but forgot to keep the elements that make them memorable. like the edgy humor and autistic boomer cultural knowledge respectively.
>memorable
lmao Black person no one gives a frick about your youtube celebs, try to put two-and-two together and figure out why you don't know about THE BAD ecelebs as well instead of telling anons your lobotomy didn't go well in an esoteric way
critical chud is so overrated
guys like mauler or little platoon offer good film critique of movies without going crazy with the politics
Little Platoon is a vtuber, thus produces nothing of value by default.
he's literally on our side dude. he dunks on feminist movies all the time
Still a vtuber.
so is patriciantv and codemiko but they are still based. open ur mind, broski.
I'm not subscribing to you patreon LP
He is an atheist homosexual centrist. I like his reviews, but he is not on my side.
Holy shit... not only is he brave enough to call out wokeness in all its forms... he drinks ALCOHOL too?! I fricking KNEEL to my king...
Disregarding any gay culture war shit this guy's voice is just annoying to listen to. His droning delivery makes me want to shove scissors into my ears.
WIKE is an inherently meaningless term.
it sure is
Well I can't argue with that.
funny youtube man bad because.... STRAWMAN STRAWMAN STRAWMAN STRAWMAN STRAWMAN STRAWMAN STRAWMAN STRAWMAN STRAWMAN STRAWMAN
thanks for the bump
No problem. The WIKE mob needs to be stopped and I’m sympathetic to the cause
TLJ killed the YouTube video essay review.
WIKE beer, WIKE banks, WIKE department stores. When will it end?
WIKE troonysexuals are ruining this once sacred country
>IS THAT A WOMAN? IN MY MOVIE? HOW DARE, GET THIS WOKE SHITE OUT OF MY FACE
>yo is that two fat dudes frickin in my tv show? let me tell you about the deep themes of this masterpiece
idk man i think theres a reason hes the way he is. just sayin.
Cry some more op