>Movie doesn't treat the audience like morons
>Interesting characters
>competent actors
>good special effects
>no political pandering or preaching
>cast is 100% white
90's bros, we had no idea how good we had it.
>Movie doesn't treat the audience like retards. >Interesting characters. >competent actors
Cow status?
Cow Status: Same Cow
It got out of acting.
Thought it was time to mooove on
I remember as a kid the VHS cover scared me. Something about the red font and the evil looking tornado
It was pretty intense in theaters.
gay
Yep. Unfortunately, this day and age, studios want to make the biggest movie for the largest crowd so they have to dumb it down as much as possible without the possibility of audiences being confused or being demanded to think for themselves.
It was pretty dumb. The physics were utterly moronic. Fun lighthearted watch nonetheless.
Corporal Upham hiding in the back like the homosexual he is.
Can't believe that's the same dude in Justified.
>abandon your mommy milkers 10/10 qt fiancee with southern accent for Helen Hunt
Most unrealistic scene in the whole movie.
She didn't undertood her man's passion
That's the opposite of a good women
I remember the storm-chasing team being immensely obnoxious because they were trying way too hard to be cool and funny.
That's just how fun it was in the 90s zoom zoom
It was awkward and schlocky.
I found them to be endearing. They seemed to really enjoy their job of hunting down deadly weather phenomena. You have to keep it light hearted considering the things you're following are literally carving paths of destruction through entire towns
It's intentional. They're all nerds and dorks really passionate about windy days. They're not supposed to be cool, they're supposed to come off like a pack of cringelord autismos. That's why Bill Paxton's character left their group in the first place.
This is accurate.
suck zone
Because climate change denier Dr. Michael Crichton wrote it.
How can one man be so based?
>tornados
>dinosaurs
>hospitals
>arabs that bring dogs to war
>6'9"
c**t was more successful in any of multiple ventures than most people ever are in one.
>6'9"
What's this now?
Are you under the impression any of those people are Michael Critchon, or just surprised?
I always thought The 13th Warrior was great.
LO THERE DO I SEE MY FATHER
The Great Train Robbery
Timeline
The man can write it all.
>character who has a therapist is a useless joke
It's forgettable trash for white trash unironically. Manure made cinema.
the scene in the beginning when the dad gets sucked out of the trapdoor with his family seeing it and screaming traumatized me as a kid. I've always had a big fear of tornados even though they're cool as frick to look at, the fact they "follow" or chase the cast like sentient creatures gave me shivers.
You know what the BEST part of 2023 is?! You can just go watch something else. I know?! It's a whole concept!
There's Movies theaters.
There's Hulu.
There's Netflix.
There's Disney Plus.
There's There's Max.
There's Paramount Plus.
There's Cable Television.
There's Live TV.
There's showtime.
There's Tubi.
There's Pluto.
There's DVDs off eBay.
There's Criterion Collection.
There's Tubi.
There's obscure Tubi videos.
There's Facebook video.
There's Twitch.
There's BILLIONS (1,000,000,000s) of YouTube channels, let alone videos.
There's independent films.
There's Vimeo.
There's Shudder.
There's the Hallmark Subscription.
There's Nebula.
And because we live in a free society....you can just make your own movies if you want to. YES YOU CAN JUST MAKE YOUR OWN MOVIE AND LEAVE EVERYONE ELSE ALONE
EVERY WHINER (AND I DO MEAN EVERY WHINER) SHOULD BE FORCED INTO MINE EMERALDS IN SERBIA SO THEY STOP THE ENDLESS COMPLAINING
>MUH LATE STAGE CAPITALISM
>MUH WOKENESS BAD
>MUH GOOD OL' DAYS
moron YOU REALIZE YOU ACTUALLY CAN GO BACK TO THE GOOD 'OL DAYS RIGHT THERE'S NOTHING STOPPING YOU FROM BUYING SOME OUTDATED HYPERBOOMER TV RIGHT NOW
https://www.ebay.com/itm/404601097176?chn=ps&mkevt=1&mkcid=28
I FOUND THAT IN 3 MINUTES THATS ALL IT TAKES NOW JUST LEAVE US ALONE ALREADY AND GO LARP AS SOME HECKIN BASED 50S MAN
Is there an F5?
>Only mentions subscription services
>Doesn't mention superior private trackers or usenet
zoom zoom brain smooth
>cast is 100% white
the wind looks pretty black to me there on the poster
this is my most watched movie by far
I've probably seen it over 100 times, I loved it as a kid because it was cool and had a lot of cool trucks in it (still want a Jeep J10 Honcho)
probably watch it every couple of years now
FRICKING
KINO
I MISS HIM BROS
THAT'S WHAT MAKES US HUMANS BEINGS
Some of the sequel was shot inside and by my work in Oklahoma AMA
Why would you cook steak and eggs at the same time instead of making the steaks first and then using the drippings for the eggs?