>movie sucks
>dump my popcorn on the ground
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>movie sucks. >dump my popcorn on the ground
>movie sucks
>dump my popcorn on the ground
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>movie is good
>dump my popcorn on the ground
>movie is kino
>dump popcorn on the ground
>movie is alright
>do nothing
>movie is alright
>dump popcorn on the ground
>dump is ground
>popcorn my movie in the kino
>be indian
>shit on the street
I told you not to redeem
>movie was average, kind of boring
>begin turning the theater into a superfund site
>movie popcorn
>dump my sucks on the ground
subsequently feeds
>thread is actually good
>bait and shitpost till everybody leaves
>go to movie theater
>notice there are too many black people
>leave as i dont want my film viewing experience ruined
>after I dump my popcorn on the ground
>dump my popcorn on the ground
>go to movie theater
>dump my popcorn on the ground
>notice there are too many black people
>dump my popcorn on the ground
>leave as i dont want my film viewing experience ruined
>dump my popcorn on the ground
>push popcorn maker cart everywhere
>dump scoopfuls on the floor of every room I enter
>witness this kino spectacle
>dump my own popcorn on the ground also
>movie ends
>scoop up ground popcorn into tub
alright, how many of you homosexuals actually do this
>have to pee
>dump popcorn and pee in bag
>movie is erotic
>dump my cucumber on the ground
>ay yo this homie eatin cucumbers off the floor!
Those don't look used, and they are wrapped too, so they are still edible. I hate it when people waste food like that.
Bro they could have been up a man's butt for all you know.
>you suck
>dump you on the ground
Are you my mom? When are you coming home?
Never. There’s too much popcorn on the ground.
Just fix the problem Ed Bernays style; just claim the "real cinema experience" is walking on popcorn and soda-soiled carpets, and just reduce cleanup to once a day.
>go to see indian movie
>dump on the ground
I've started going back to the cinema in recent months and people don't even take their rubbish with them when the film finishes. I know people will call me a cuck for cleaning up after myself, but this is the sort of thing that traditionally distinguished high-trust, First World societies from those of the Second and Third Worlds. If I wanted to live in Brazil or in South Africa then I'd emigrate. I don't. Clean up after yourselves!
>movie is kind of ok but didn't have any fire dance routines for me to copy on tiktok
>spread anthrax spores on the seats and throw a spent uranium fuel rod at the screen.
>gf sucks
>dump semen on ground
>be OP
>see free semen on the ground
>slurp it all up
Dumping your 'corn is amateur hour. You have to pour your soda into it, mix it into a gooey mess, empty it on the seat, then grind it in with your shoe. I've gotten at least eight seats replaced at the local kinoplex this way.
>movie is coomed pilled
Leave my cream on the floor
>dump my popcorn on the ground
it's his right.
>movie ends
>throw XL diet pepsi I didn't touch into projector booth
>Go to movie with mom
>We buy two subway footlongs
>Loudly unwrap sandwiches from her purse
>Eat subs
>Throw all the trash on the ground
>Leave
based satan getting out before the opening ads roll
>movie about to end
>pull fire alarm
>sprinklers turn on pouring the Cherry Coca Cola I replaced the water with, drenching the entire viewing hall.
>sneak a bag of shrimp into the theater
>stuff a couple inside where the back and butt meet under each chair I pass
>Buy theater pickle
>Open it up, smelling up the entire row and then ones in front of and behind me
>pickled egg salesman comes around during the intermission
>purchase a bunch and "accidentally" drop them
this is a cute pepe. mind if i save it?
Go right ahead brother, save away!
>watching Barbie
>tap woman on shoulder and tell her the movie is okay but not really for me
>dump popcorn and grind it into the carpet and leave
>several employees come up and thank me for the job security
>guard in the tower gives me a thumbs up
>black girl sucks her teeth and says 'he cute'
>movie sucks
>scream fire halfway through
>everyone rushes the door
>can watch the rest of movie in peace because it's actually good
based. how else are the theaters supposed to know how you felt about the movie?
The theatres profit from you buying the popcorn, not buying tickets to see the latest Hollywood globohomosexual propaganda piece
I thought theaters took 50% of ticket sales and that’s why a movie needs to make double its budget to break even???
I once dumped a full giant soda on the floor from the back rows and enjoyed hearing the "waterfall" go as I went. The movie was great I dumped it just because.
If i were a rich man...
All day long i'd go to films and dump my soda down the hall
>enter theater
>fish a popcorn bag out of the trash and get a refill
>dump it on the ground and leave
Why is he crying? Just vacuum it.
>movie is so boring I fall asleep
>accidentally dump my Double Deluxe Burger Bucket and Sodee Bucket all over my pants and the floor
>wake up to find the entire theater laughing at me and taking pictures
>dump my popcorn on the ground
>tell the guys at the concession stand that it was some black guy making a huge mess and vandalizing theater property
>they contact the authorities and gift me a free popcorn voucher for the trouble
>redeem it and dump my free popcorn on the ground
>dump my popcorn on the floor
>go catatonic in the fetal position on top the pile of popcorn
>shit's 12 cents per kernel
>nigs still drop half of it on the floor
can you buy movie popcorn with EBT?
>jive up to the counter
>ayo I wan sum popscurn homie
>hip hop my ebt card out of my pocket
>flash it like a gangsta to the other urban patrons
>they all shout "EBT" and cackle like hyenas
>slap the ebt card on the counter
>clerk says they dont accept ebt
>the fricks yo meen
>pistol whip clerk and shuck behind the counter
>get my own popscurn and dump it on the ground
>sit in seats that are soaked in piss, period blood, and shitstains
>grab my overpriced popcorn and soda with ice that came from a machine that hasn't been cleaned in years
>rest my hands on armrests that are coated in gum, sticky soda, and dried boogers
>bedbugs and lice crawl into my hair and clothes from underneath the seats
wow, this is a KINO experience!
>movie
>dump my popcorn on the ground
Dont complain when they put trans women and black people in movies if you do this
>movie contains a nonwhite actor or actress
>dump my popcorn on the ground
>black people in movie
>dump purple drank on the ground
Always dump popcorn on the floor of a movie theater so the custodians have a little snackey 🙂
>movie shows ryan gosling not showing attraction to women
>dump my girlfriend
Don't they have vacuums?
It's illegal to use vacuums in movie theaters
then why did your mom use her vacuum on me in the movie theater last night?
>get XL coke because free refills
>doesn't fit in cup holder so I put it on ground
>accidentally kick it over at some point during movie
>an hour later, roastie down the row yells out "what the frick my purse is soaked!"
>kino was life changing
>open up my emergency pb&j and smear it on the underside of every armrest I can
>throw my appreciation popcorn in the air
>spit mouthfuls of soda at my fellow kinoplex guests on the way out
>piss in the lobby
>kinoplex manager sees how moved I was by the kino and gives me a kiss on the forehead and tells me the next one is on the house
Anyone else do this?
Frick them people at the cinema, always so slow to get tour popcorn ready, always seem to need help from the manager
Frick them all so fricking hard
Posting in the ebic reddit thread!
I'm going to rape you. Buss up that lil balloon knot
>movies suck every single time
>dump popcorn onto the ground
>spit out chewed up candy and popcorn onto the ground
>take a no wipe muddy shit in the toilet
>come back and rub my ass deep into the seat
>spit up all the backwash from my 48oz diet coke onto the ground
>wait in the hallway pretending to be on phone after the flick
>the look of absolute disgust on the sweeping wagie is worth sitting thru the shit flick and paying for the over priced shitfood
>clean it up waggie goes thru my mind on repeat
>sometimes they notice the shit smell in time and close the individual screening room sometimes they don't
>the pleasure of knowing a whole theater worth of normies have to bask in it during their movie
Clean it up, janny!