>movie takes place in the south
>flashing shot of a possum letting you know it's possum country
I hate these mother frickers like you wouldn't believe
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>movie takes place in the south. >flashing shot of a possum letting you know it's possum country
moron those things are the only reason you arent totally overrun by ticks
they are just creatures trying to live like ever other organism. You should watch out if you have puppies and kittens.
AN opossum was the first road kill I achieved on my new car ;_; didnt mean to hit him
>ear ticks
>immune to rabies
Not immune to pellet gun
Enjoy your ticks, I guess
>eat snakes and immune to their venom
secretly based animal
These little pieces of shit have invaded the local neighborhoods; they were never here when I was a kid. They're like giant rats with gross, malnourished patchy fur.
I lived in a suburb that had a handful of outdoor cats. I was walking home from work once at like 10 pm and stopped to pet one that walked up to me. So it's being cute, purring, flops on its belly. Then out of nowhere one of these fricking things just runs up and fricking disembowels this cat, just makes like a 6" gash right on its stomach and then the thing bolts away. The yowls I heard haunt me to this day and it's been 6 years. The worst part is these two women walked out of a church about half a block down and were looking over at me, probably on account of the yowling. I had just been sitting there in shlck, trying to process what happened and what I'm supposed to do to help this fricking cat with its now-external organs falling out of it and so I see these ladies looking at me next to this eviscerated cat and I just turn around and start sprinting away. I stopped like 2 blocks later because I'm fat and hurried home. Took hours to fall asleep afterwards.
tl;dr frick opossums
why would you make up a story like that? Possums don't even have sharp claws.
I don't think that was a possum bro. Probably a fisher cat or racoon with rabies.
>YouTube filled with vids of cats fricking with everything from alligators to bears
>expect me to be believe possum is a mortal threat
Get fricked homosexual
frick you
>I hate these mother frickers like you wouldn't believe
why?
Mindless ugly rodents that invade your garage
They're not much different from having a rat infestation
they aren't rodents
They look like em and act like em, they're pests who get shot on site AND poisoned, AND shot!
They're marsupials you fricking mongoloid.
Possums are a cute. CUTE!
All you have to do is go BOOGAHBOOGAH at them and they pass out because their simple marsupial brains can't handle the sensory overload. They're hardly a menace. Raccoons on the other hand are frickers plus they're prone to rabies.
We had a family of raccoons holding up in an abandoned property on my estate and god fricking damn they tore shit up. Apparently raccoons choose a spot as a "communal restroom." We discovered this behavior when we found a mountain of raccoon shit all piled up in the kitchen sink.
A few weeks ago a possum over 50lbs wouldn't budge from my trashcan in the by the driveway. Kept bearing its teeth and looked more frightening than picrel. Either wounded or pregnant, it was gone the next day. Thank god I was trying to get hold of city's animal control after hours!
American hate for anything that is natural never ceases to amaze me.
These frickers would literally rather die than having to fight or harm someone.
They not only eat ticks but rats too and they do not carry disease.
They will eat sick and small pets.
Also, nature movie the edge is cool.
They're vermin you dumbass europoor. wienerroaches don't physically "harm you" either but they spread filth and are gross to look at. And possums absolutely can spread diseases.
I fricking hate insects but wienerroaches are definitely not gross to look at. Imo even butterflies are 10 time more disgusting
i hate seeing a wienerroach in my house. they are absolutely gross to look at and leave these awful brown trails when their carapace rubs up against shit. it's all the organic shit they slather up in to lubricate their passing.
fricking HATE them i kill them with prejudice and don't feel guilty at all.
>If and when you see an opossum plodding through your backyard, don’t worry.
>“There is no harm in having them in your yard or neighborhood,” says White, explaining that, since they are nomadic, they are probably just passing through anyway.
>In fact, because of their diets, some people even consider them beneficial to have around.
>“They provide free pest control by eating a variety of insects, small snakes—even venomous species—mice and baby rats,” White explains.
>They also like roadkill, and are known to eat ticks that they find in their own fur while grooming their bodies. In the worst-case scenarios, an opossum will:
>Find its way into a garbage can and, subsequently, get stuck
>Nosh on pet food left outdoors
>More than likely, though, it is not going to get into your garbage can or finish off Fluffy’s food. It is just heading to its den.
And that's according to a White.
Literally the only reason they would be dangerous is if you go to a wild possum and stick your hand in their mouth
They spread diseases to your pets when they come into contact with their urine. They are pests
No they don't.
Google it
Google this.
b***h lasagna
>Nosh
>White
sure…
All things bright and beautiful
All creatures great and small
All things wise and wonderful
The Lord God made them all
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the possum that lives under my shed has learned to look both ways before crossing the street
make way for the didelphis superior
wonder if it will pass it on to his offspring or other possums. The trapdoor tarantula just seems like a clever, regular tarantula.
He's been there for 3 years now and is fat as all hell and seems to be fricking a lot so I hope so, total bro keeps the racoons out of the yard but lets the skunks through on their way to spray my neighbors moronic pitbulls every week
>total bro keeps the racoons out of the yard but lets the skunks through on their way to spray my neighbors moronic pitbulls every week
based possom
>He's been there for 3 years now and is fat as all hell and seems to be fricking a lot
God I wish that were me
>I hate these mother frickers like you wouldn't believe
Possums are cool guys who you actually WANT around your house, as they eat mice and rats and being marsupials, their lower body temperature means they are incapable of getting rabies.
That possum is without question cleaner than the person complaining.
>they are incapable of getting rabies.
there is like a 1% chance that they can get it, so if you get bit by one, still go and get a rabies shot just to be safe.
Opossums are awesome. They're living fossils that clean up after you. I've heard they can be dangerous to chickens, but in half a lifetime of having a chicken coop out back I've never had any trouble,
>me carrying the average post quality of this board
they're mammals, and i think they're kind of cute. probably shouldn't mess with them though.
i have nothing against possums 🙂
Cute
Opossum
australian possums are named after American possums. It's an injun word
I don't hate any animal, I think that hating an animal is usually a sign of a very low IQ.
do mosquitos serve a purpose
Damn, you actually got me there. I concede the point. I hate mosquitos.
Actually they do. They pollinate and are food for other animals.
half the birds in the arctic eat them acording to Utopia.
One of the biggest pollinators moron
i thought that was fricking BEES you disingenuous Black person.
EVERYONE KNOWS bees pollinate shit.
ONE dumbass moron, there are tons of pollinators, mosquitoes are a big one.
They are also big contributors to the food chain since tons of other animals feed on them.
Thats what the israelites want you to believe.
>I think that hating an animal is usually a sign of a very low IQ.
It's a sign of being non-white, so it makes sense that Americans are seething.
It's just pure Black person behavior.
i have accidentally killed 17 opossums.
They're pretty dumb. They walk across the road at turtle speed and don't even react to oncoming traffic
I don't get why people hate them so much. They don't do anything other than walk slow and eat bugs
they always get run over
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Someone post the webm of the possum and raccoon snarling and waving their little arms at each other with the Japanese guy from Godzilla saying "let them fight".
It was really funny but I lost it.
Why do people get scared over them? They're pretty cute.
When I lived in Omaha we had a werepossum. It came out at night and it was massive, I swear to God it wore a khakis and a necktie.
I see them all the time and they've never bothered me. There's also lots of raccoons which I don't hate but they do go through the trash and make a mess which is annoying.
The worst thing about them is their looks, and that's subjective. They don't compete for your food or living space and aren't looking to bother you. They're just funny little guys.
They seem cool.