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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw stuck in the Yabba

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Has the director never seen someone chug a beer? why is he drinking so slowly and spilling it everywhere?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He's not trying to impress some jocks at a frat party, he's just very thirsty

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        bit of alcohol withdrawal and a major hangover + trying not to spill + drink really fast because he's a thirstyboy

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Like Nic Cage trying to mix the vodka and orange juice and spilling shit. The shakes suck, only way to get over then is to get alcohol in your system or spend a day or few getting sleep and some decent food in you.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            for me, it's morphine

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      me in the back
      I'm an alcoholic and been sober for 2 weeks now

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Cut! Reset on the beer!
      >Okay let's try it again,
      >take 17... aaaaand action

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    stupid normie deserved it. These frickheads come to my city and make complete fools of themselves.

    btw if you are a guy named Sean from Knoxville I fricked your wife while she was on a bachelorette trip here

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Kys
      Your city is a cancerous lesion on an otherwise great state. Burn trashville to the ground, behead those who insult knoxvegas, woe upon the munafiq of middle tennessee mashallah

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Agreed my fellow memfrican

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Your city is a cancerous lesion on an otherwise great state

        Isn't Memphis and ooga-booga Chattanooga in Tennessee too?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Most of TN is ooga-booga.

          .t Clarksville homosexual

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Hello Sean.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >These frickheads come to my city

      >Regional Entertainment and Hospitality is the citie's major industry

      a moron is you

      QRD

      College student visiting Nashville wanders out of a bar drunk, falls down an embankment or off a bridge into a river, dies because he can't swim with him being drunk, takes 2 weeks of reddit internet detective antics until the police find his body

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >dies because he can't swim
        >a white person that can't swim

        wtf America

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Im a fairly decent swimmer and have gone swimming while drinking before most of the time no problem. But then there are times where it feels kinda like a striggle. Maybe its the way it affects your breathing..

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Also he reportedly was piss drunk but only drank 1 beer so hes either the biggest lightweight of all time or he was drugged.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    QRD

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The shit frick is this supposed to be again?

      what's that supposed to be? post the webm next time,dumbass moron homosexual

      >do this

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    what's that supposed to be? post the webm next time,dumbass moron homosexual

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i got drunk the other night at a work thing. came home, immediately stuck my fingers down my throat and vomited in a bucket, felt fine the next day at work

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >stuck my fingers down my ass
      geez cool it with the homosexual remarks dude

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >geez you want me to throat your big wiener bro?
        wtf are you talking about, I don't want that at all

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Body of missing University of Missouri student Riley Strain found in river in West Nashville

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick am I lookin at here?

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Last seen of Gay Street

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i once got drunk and went home on my bicycle but it was pitch black and i forgot where the bridge was so i drove right into the river

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I lost the count of how many times I went home drunk as frick in automatic pilot. Can't remember most of them.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The shit frick is this supposed to be again?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      OP is a braindead butthole that doesn't provide any info

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Not to mention it's neither television or film related

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    One time I was really drunk and fell, had a nasty laceration and shat myself while being unconsciouss. Soe junky stole my backpack and they found it a day later filled up with blood and my belongings missing.
    Easely couldve died, maybe should have. Never have been drunk like this ever again

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Thats the worst is hurting yourself accidentally when you are super fricked up and waking up with cuts and bruises all over

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah that was the scariest incident of a long streak of bad behavior and accidents. Basically lost my girl because of it before that and completely spiraled out of control. driving drunk, breaking stuff, ruining every friendship I had, really unhinged.
        Glad its over, but still not 100% off the booze sadly

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, I was super fricked up at my gfs house and fell down her stairs in the middle of the night once. My knee hurt pretty good and went to see a doctor after a couple days. Tore my PCL in my knee but was so druk I couldnt even tell..

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I woke up on my floor and the last of my Jamo is missing?

    No phantom pee bottles this time tho

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    No more drinking for me for a while. Was sober for like a year, and Im just now coming off a like month long bender and feel like shit. Coughing my brains out until I puke, shitting the water etc.
    Alcohol really sucks..I dunno what I was thinking.. I prolly need some weed to mellow me out and try and eat something

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    post a webm ffs

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Say thank you

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Why do you have a webm of gay black men making out with a misleading thumbnail saved on your computer? Are you a closeted gay kid using his family's computer or something? Maybe

        [...]

        is better suited to your interests.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        thats gonna leave a psychological scar

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        you piece of shit

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I was essentially living like Leaving Las Vegas for a few years and drinking myself to death. The worst is the axiety, lack of appetite and shitty sleep when you try and get clean..

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >leaving las vegas
    >barfly
    Not really related but in my heavy drinking days I would start in the morning and watch shit like Glengarry Glenn Ross and Michael Clayton

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Hello, fellow day drinker. Yeah, most of the time the movie foesnt need to be about drinking specifically as long as its kino. Or Id pass out drunk while binge watching tv by like noon

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why would you ruin your day by starting so early? Never understood day drinkers. I start when all my work is done and I'm free and when I'm drunk enough I can go to sleep and wake up the next day and not at like 20:00 feeling confused and shitty and having to suffer through the night now

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah day drinking can really frick with you. I always pass out sometime in the afternoon, the day is ruined then theres no way to sleep normally

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Mostly used it as a crutch for writing, pretending I was a genius and an intellectual while stumbling around and mumbling nonsense (again, past tense)

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The hangovers are becoming stronger. The only solution, it seems, is to never reach sobriety.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Careful anon. Its true, that the only way to not be hung over is to drink more. Its your body telling you you are poisoning it. But if you stay perpetually drunk long enough once you try being sober the withdrawls are miserable sometimes even dangerous for people..

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        When I was a teenager I could reach alcohol poisoning, dry heave the whole night and be good as new by the time I woke up at home.
        Had about 3 beers, 200 mL wine and 4 whiskey shots about a month ago and was mentally recovering for a week.
        Gods I was strong back then

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Lol thats true.. in my early 20s I could be up half the night chugging beers and shots then go for a 3 mile run at 6 in the mornong no problem.
          In 34 now and I had a glass of wine with dinner and a 12 pack that night and I felt absolutely shitty for like 2 and a half days after..old people problems..

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Like Nic Cage trying to mix the vodka and orange juice and spilling shit. The shakes suck, only way to get over then is to get alcohol in your system or spend a day or few getting sleep and some decent food in you.

          well,time to take better care of yourselves
          that's your bodies sending you a message

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    bring back the poster count
    bring back the poster count
    bring back the poster count
    bring back the poster count
    bring back the poster count

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Poster count? What's that you're worried about how many pictures to hang or sumthin'?? Tsss. Tsss.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Hardest part of bad hangovers is trying to force yourself to struggle down some kind of food. You know your body needs it..but it doesnt want it

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The Lost Weekend

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I delivered pizzas drunk every day for about a year. It was kino. I got a little too druk a handful of times though and that was spooky. Overall I wouldn't recommend it and I only had to do it because I couldn't quit without either
    A. Dying
    or
    B. Going to rehab

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