no, it's just another form the shapeshifter satan takes to fool us remember even satan can appear as an angel, do not fall for stan only jesus saves
big foot also satan WAKE UP
Has anyone else had any dreams about Gnomes? A few months ago I had probably the most intense dream I've ever had about acquiring and listening to The Gnome Tapes. It was audio of ancient gnome chants, and when I woke up my body was buzzing intensely.
Gnomes are not real, there is no way gnomes could just go into your farm and kill all the animals because you refuse to give gnomes our tribute for taking care of the farm.
I think huge door is fricking with size perception
2 years ago
Anonymous
But then that would make the door 20+ feet tall. And it's not like a hanger door or anything, it looks like the average barred door in a bad neighborhood. What the hell is going on in South America?
2 years ago
Anonymous
how many midgets do you have? sudaca bros we win yet again...
That isn't the problem, the problem is that the guy is 11 inches tall
The camera man is on a double decker bus, second story
2 years ago
Anonymous
are you really trying to convince people that is a regular sized person?
2 years ago
Anonymous
but he's right
2 years ago
Anonymous
the one in this video has spotted pants the one in the webm has striped pants they are two different people with similar costumes get better eyes
2 years ago
Anonymous
That explains the weird ass cheeks.
2 years ago
Anonymous
he changes clothing between shows
2 years ago
Anonymous
Meant for
the one in this video has spotted pants the one in the webm has striped pants they are two different people with similar costumes get better eyes
2 years ago
Anonymous
why are you trying to hide the fact that there are south american gnomes dancing in the streets using costumes by linking upscaled videos? what are you gaining from this?
I took a picture of some mushrooms in the forest earlier this year and when i checked the pics later I think there was a gnome in them.
Gnomes, dwarves, goblins, elf’s etc are in our mythologies
We think ourselves much smarter than our ancestors but it seems the more we learn through science the more we come back around to the ancients view of the world
Gnomes are real. When I was a kid a pack of them moved into our house. One night they hunted and skinned our dog. I saw the whole thing. By the time my parents woke up and came to see what was wrong they had disappeared into the vents. My family thought I had killed the dog and they thought I was a burgeoning serial killer so they checked me into a children's mental hospital. The fricked up thing was the gnomes actually followed me there and started doing shit to the staff like stealing the nurse's panties while she was changing and hiding them in my room. I don't know what the frick their problem with me was but because of those little cone wearing bastards I spent most of my youth stripped down to beds and getting stuffed full of anti-psyche meds and pills that were supposed to kill my sex drive to stop me from becoming a rapist. I still can't get a hard erection to this day. I fricking hate gnomes.
BS. Gnomes don't do that. They are harmless, but they will play pranks and steal your shit. They like shiny things and objects that can be used as tools for their small size.
On /x/ anon had a "corner" gnome in his house. If you left a useful gift in a corner of his house the gnome would take it, and if he found it useful, he would bring something back to the corner, usually a trinket, or something valuable that was lost.
Gnomes are not real guys. There arent any gnomes why would you believe that? Gnomes do not exist and you shouldnt be suspicious of us.
Omg stop believing in gnomes
As teens, my friends and I used to drive around at night and steal gnomes from people's houses. No real reason, we just thought it was fun. We got chased a couple times but it only made the thrill more sweet.
We amassed well over a hundred of them and stored them under my house. My parents found them eventually. I confessed, and they demanded I get rid of them. So my mates and I dumped them at a bus stop, all lined up and perched on the roof and seats like a big gnome town meeting. It got in the papers, with pictures and appeals for owners of the gnomes to pick them up from the police station.
Frick, I miss my old buddies and the dumb shit we did.
I've done a lot of research and I can tell you with certainty that among the legendary creatures, gnomes are definitely one of the real ones. Search your feelings and you'll find that you know it in your heart.
Source?
God damn it
knew what it was
clicked anyways
I bet you think you're funny.
He made you reveal you're not American.
I don't hide that.
Actual source:
I think there is a better version but I can't find it
gnomeo and juliet
Is it a hallmark film.
This. If you want more of Toy Story, this movie is literally like a spiritual sequel. The actual sequel "Sherlock Gnomes" is even better too imo
HOLY SHIT BROS
spooky ass homies what they even want
that's a leprechaun
>Schalke
i remember when Cinemaphile was good
so 2009 when late night sp was still allowed?
Hizenberg?
YEAH
Is this lil mf tryna square up with me?
The guy from Willow?
Sherlock Gnomes
>Sherlock Gnomes
>been gnomed
came here for these
thanks
Gnomes are real
santa is real
tooth fairy is real
gnomes is real
SCIENCE. DESTROYED.
Are unicorns real? I'm a schoolteacher and some of my kids were asking
no, it's just another form the shapeshifter satan takes to fool us remember even satan can appear as an angel, do not fall for stan only jesus saves
big foot also satan WAKE UP
el gnomo argenchino come perros...................
Even Dwarves Started Tall by Werner Herzog
estos estadounidenses nunca escucharon del pombero
lucho del bajo flores
midge
That's just the homeless guy who lives behind the rite aid I've seen him before
La Americano creatura
NINTENDO HIRE THIS MAN
I remember an episode if Psi Factor about gnomes. Creeped me the frick out
>people still say gnomes aren't real
fricking cringe
When will they TURN this book into a live action KINO?
i will screen cap this
wow wtf gnmomes are nazis too???
gnomes are real, so are demons, so are skunk apes
Yes and they're part of the same phenomenon
>no World Of David The Gnome
How about I slap your shit?
How do gnomes and goblins interact in the wild?
The ESL in this video is hilarious
ARE GOBLIN REAL?
Has anyone else had any dreams about Gnomes? A few months ago I had probably the most intense dream I've ever had about acquiring and listening to The Gnome Tapes. It was audio of ancient gnome chants, and when I woke up my body was buzzing intensely.
Yes. Dreams of the Grey Man too. Watch out for mountains. The things that haunt us in the twilight hours of our dreams are not completely natural.
>thread gets slid hard the second this is posted
hmmmm. This is really activating my almonds.
have a nice day cia glowBlack person
Top Gun
cryptids are fake, alien visitaiton is real
Gnomes are not real, there is no way gnomes could just go into your farm and kill all the animals because you refuse to give gnomes our tribute for taking care of the farm.
what the frick
it's a tourist thing in south america, you ride on a slow train and a bunch of dudes in costumes run close to it and do parkour
That isn't the problem, the problem is that the guy is 11 inches tall
I think huge door is fricking with size perception
But then that would make the door 20+ feet tall. And it's not like a hanger door or anything, it looks like the average barred door in a bad neighborhood. What the hell is going on in South America?
how many midgets do you have? sudaca bros we win yet again...
Cope
why is he so small
The camera man is on a double decker bus, second story
are you really trying to convince people that is a regular sized person?
but he's right
the one in this video has spotted pants the one in the webm has striped pants they are two different people with similar costumes get better eyes
That explains the weird ass cheeks.
he changes clothing between shows
Meant for
why are you trying to hide the fact that there are south american gnomes dancing in the streets using costumes by linking upscaled videos? what are you gaining from this?
final peace
gnomeussy
Is this real
I'd frick it.
Gnome ball?
With or without an axe?
I saw these gnomes on youtube yesterday for the first time
I can dig it, gnomish stoner rock/metal. King Wenceslas was a b***h, they right
bump for gnomes
I’ve got 2 bumps for you heh heh
Thats not a gnome that's a hunchback gBlack person
NIGHT GOBLINS CONFIRMED
>gnomes are not real, please do not make any movies or tv shows about us- i mean them it is a bad idea
I took a picture of some mushrooms in the forest earlier this year and when i checked the pics later I think there was a gnome in them.
No way, that's a gnome!
draw a red circle around the gnome please
This pic pretty much fricking confirmed it. What was he doing out there? Looking for shiny things?
Gnomes, dwarves, goblins, elf’s etc are in our mythologies
We think ourselves much smarter than our ancestors but it seems the more we learn through science the more we come back around to the ancients view of the world
i miss your threads
Care to explain, science?
Gnomes are real. When I was a kid a pack of them moved into our house. One night they hunted and skinned our dog. I saw the whole thing. By the time my parents woke up and came to see what was wrong they had disappeared into the vents. My family thought I had killed the dog and they thought I was a burgeoning serial killer so they checked me into a children's mental hospital. The fricked up thing was the gnomes actually followed me there and started doing shit to the staff like stealing the nurse's panties while she was changing and hiding them in my room. I don't know what the frick their problem with me was but because of those little cone wearing bastards I spent most of my youth stripped down to beds and getting stuffed full of anti-psyche meds and pills that were supposed to kill my sex drive to stop me from becoming a rapist. I still can't get a hard erection to this day. I fricking hate gnomes.
bro that's creepy
i laughed but it was nervous laughter
BS. Gnomes don't do that. They are harmless, but they will play pranks and steal your shit. They like shiny things and objects that can be used as tools for their small size.
On /x/ anon had a "corner" gnome in his house. If you left a useful gift in a corner of his house the gnome would take it, and if he found it useful, he would bring something back to the corner, usually a trinket, or something valuable that was lost.
>believing a /x/tard
ngmi
Get gnomed son
>gnomes hurting animals
Must have been some unnatural abomination like a pug
many such cases!
G N O M E D
Apparently Yoda was originally meant o be a Gnome. Why did ~~*they*~~ make George Lucas change it?
Yoda makes so much sense as a gnome, weird
why is this thread up exactly 18 hours after i made a bunch of DALL E mini gnome images without posting a single one
I've seen some gnomeposting on twitter. there's a bit of a resurgence.
you are not being stalked.
yeah ok. post hat and facial hair
A gnome wrestled me in the locker room and took my ass.
how come there literally are 0 movies about gnomes and how evil they are?
no bully gnome
Gnomes are not real guys. There arent any gnomes why would you believe that? Gnomes do not exist and you shouldnt be suspicious of us.
Omg stop believing in gnomes
a fricking gnome wrote this post
Don't even frick about g*omes, bruh. Like that even type that shit. Trust me, I'm from Latin America.
>latin americans respect nature so little gnomes have started getting violent to solve the issue
God speed little fellas
Trust me you can't handle it
Holy shit, is that real?
Is gnome just another variation of manlet?
Anything with Tom cruise
I've killed five maybe six gnomes in the last year. AMA.
What colour is their blood? I'm telling Warwick.
I want to believe...
OH DIOS MIO! UN DUENDE!
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Having gnome problems? Just get a cat. Gnomes hate cats
>gnomes aren’t re…
Damn
Fricking based. I wish I could buy myself a few garden midges.
As teens, my friends and I used to drive around at night and steal gnomes from people's houses. No real reason, we just thought it was fun. We got chased a couple times but it only made the thrill more sweet.
We amassed well over a hundred of them and stored them under my house. My parents found them eventually. I confessed, and they demanded I get rid of them. So my mates and I dumped them at a bus stop, all lined up and perched on the roof and seats like a big gnome town meeting. It got in the papers, with pictures and appeals for owners of the gnomes to pick them up from the police station.
Frick, I miss my old buddies and the dumb shit we did.
I've done a lot of research and I can tell you with certainty that among the legendary creatures, gnomes are definitely one of the real ones. Search your feelings and you'll find that you know it in your heart.