>movies get longer and longer. >they get worse and worse

>movies get longer and longer
>they get worse and worse

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >raiders of the lost ark
    115 minutes
    >temple of doom
    118 minutes
    >last crusade
    128 minutes
    >crystal skull
    122 minutes
    >dial of destiny
    154 minutes

    WHAT WENT WRONG?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >dissing Crystal Skull
      RLM brainlet detected

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        honey sweetie crystal skull isnt even the second longest on that list

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >defends shitty movie from 2008
        >brings up RLM out of nowhere
        zoomer brainlet detected

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I assume this is bait. Shit posting is still a shit post.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      40 minutes to quip about how flawed society is.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I haven’t seen the last one but I read the opening action sequence goes on for almost 30 minutes in it.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wish Raiders was longer tbh, kind of feels like it ends just as it starts getting good

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Efficient storytelling and staging.

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >studios are actually getting upset with cinemas for trying to have intermissions during the longest films
    whatever happened to the customer is always right

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      the customer hasn't been right since 1913 when federal taxes took over America and the Israeli Mafia got their ass jn the saddle

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Godfather was damn near three hours and it was made 50 years ago

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah and ?
      Movies get longer and they get worse
      Self indulgent directors think their garbage is too important to edit out when it only makes the films worse

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >movies get longer
    I legit don't understand this. I would think that the corporate greed of modern Hollywood would do the opposite. Shorter movies have smaller budgets, and ticket prices for a 90 minute movie are the same as prices for 120 minute movie, yet you can have more showings.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's creative bloat. Movies get a budget before the movie starts being made, so the creatives think to themselves, "How am I going to spend 100 million dollars?" Their answer is to stuff their film with whatever stupid crap they can think of.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Audiences won’t feel like they got their money’s worth if the film is short ?
      Not that I agree with that but maybe that’s the studios thinking ?
      Plus we have had decades of stories about “creative” people getting stifled by corporate “money” people. So now Hollywood is afraid of pissing off directors or something

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Original Robocop could have been a little longer. Though it’s still an A+ film

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      could have easily shaved 20 to 30 minutes off this movie and lost nothing

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >could have easily shaved 20 to 30 minutes off this movie and lost nothing
        That's nothing. Cameron could easily have deleted 100 minutes - ANY 100 minutes - from Avatar 2 and it wouldn't have made a bit of difference to the film.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Even stupid Bond movie? Dr No was like 100 minutes long.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        most of the bond movies are 110 to 140 minutes, except for no time to die which is 163

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It felt every minute of being that long

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Two asian multiverse movies
    One is a beloved classic and the other has Michelle Yeoh
    I would argue that the Yeoh flick would have been better if they edited out 30 mins since the film feels like it’s ending like 3 times toward the end but just keeps on going

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >One is a beloved classic
      And won a bunch of Oscars. The other is a forgotten flick from the turn of the millennium.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kek no one thinks this . Not even worth arguing about

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Go ask which of the two is more beloved in any forum or on your discord, you discord troony. Not gonna ask you to actually step outside the basement and ask actually converse with people. It's only on Cinemaphile that you can find people sharing your shit opinion.

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    90-110 minutes is the perfect length.

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Terminator 2
    >2h30min
    it is bad movie or what, moron?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like T2 but every action scene feels like it goes a minute or two longer than it should have.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bruh, are u serious. Go take some meds

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      The theatrical cut is better than the extended directors cut with a ton of extra footage

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        > The theatrical cut is better
        No. Theatrical never can be better. Otherwise, theatrical version 2h.17min. Whatever.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          but the theatrical cut is better

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            More is not always better. I saw The Hobbit (part one) in the theater and found it tedious. I tried to watch the extended version and was bored to tears. I didn’t bother going back for part 2 or 3. The bloat was unreal. The Hobbit should have been two films clocking in at around 2hrs each.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            They cut out the scene where the Terminator was put into self-learning mode. This is literally the entire PLOT of the film. If you think it is legal to cut out such moments. Congratulations, go see Captain Marvel at the movies.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              No, it really was not. He was reprogrammed and sent back to the past and that is all the audience needed to know.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                the theatrical cut explains that the terminator can learn so that it can blend in better. That is all that is really required to explain him learning new things. A lengthy scene involving Sarah having a moral crisis and breakdown is not necessary to establish that. It really slows the pace the movie down.

                you don't need a scene explaining that an AI is self learning

                Ok, Black person. You don't need entire movie, if u can watch all action scenes on youtube.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                fine zoomer, Ill take the bait.

                The scene is unnecessary. The fact that the resistance captured and reprogrammed the terminator means they would have already had to put him in learning mode in order to reprogram him. Not being dumb robots, the humans would know he is going to need to learn as he deals with his mission in the past. Sending him back in Read-Only mode would be fricking moronic, so he would have been in Learning mode the whole time...which makes the scene unnecessary and waste of time.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              the theatrical cut explains that the terminator can learn so that it can blend in better. That is all that is really required to explain him learning new things. A lengthy scene involving Sarah having a moral crisis and breakdown is not necessary to establish that. It really slows the pace the movie down.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              you don't need a scene explaining that an AI is self learning

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              if you couldn't tell that the Terminator was capable of learning without a scene where you see him programmed, you have autism.

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Longer movies = People are gonna buy more stuff to eat = More revenue for the cinema = more shows of your film = more money for both cinema and the film

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      wrong, hollywood make more money making movies shorter so they can fit more screenings per day, making them longer wont make people buy more snacks

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, but also fewer screenings per day. So, not sure about that.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Turns out the real equation is longer movies=no one going to see movies

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >15 minutes
    as if you had anything better to do

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    John Wick 4 is nearly 3 hours long.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      they can afford to make it longer because people liked the previous films, meaning more people will watch it

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Movies aren't youtube videos. They don't get more revenue based on their watch time. Though with streaming services it might start to work like that soon

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          moron

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      and it's the best one

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It’s not the runtime it’s editing. Seven Samurai is 3 hours long and doesn’t have an ounce of fat on it.

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have to say that the primary thing people miss on this issue isn’t just time but whether it’s warranted. A film has to earn the run time that it has. Epics like Ben-Hur, Ten Commandments, A Bridge Too Far, The Longest Day, Lawrence of Arabia; they were all pretty long but had enough content to justify their run time. You can look at Lord of the Rings and it’s extended editions for a more modern example. Most modern films don’t have the content to justify it; many of the ones that are too long aren’t even as long as the before-mentioned examples but they are too long for what they’re giving you. It’s all about what’s happening in the movie and many of these films don’t have enough to make it worth even an hour.

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Superman the Movie- 2 hr 23 min
    Man of Steel- 2 hr 23 minutes

    Oh nooooooooooo!

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >planet of the apes
    1 hr 53 min
    >planet of the apes (2001)
    2 hrs
    >rise of the planet of the apes
    1 hr 43 mins

    Dude! this is insane!!!

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Superman the Movie- 2 hr 23 min
      Man of Steel- 2 hr 23 minutes

      Oh nooooooooooo!

      Movies in general have gotten longer even if some modern film is shorter than gone with the wind and Ben hur doesn’t mean the general trend is moving towards more bloat

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Movies in general have gotten longer doesn’t mean the general trend is moving towards more bloat
        ESL "logic"

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    If they keep making movies longer I AM going to start using a piss bottle and leaving it under the seat in theaters

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    To be honest, this includes credits. In the past they were usually much shorter.

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    If someone doesn't know how to write/direct/shoot a movie well, then they almost certainly don't have the restraint to trim a movie down to the absolute essentials to make it flow as well as it can and throw out anything that isn't working. Self-editorializing is a rare skill

  20. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    @193295641
    Hahahah holy frick cope

  21. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    My mom tries to bond with me and my siblings by having us watch movies together. She REALLY wanted to watch the new Elvis film. That movie dragged on forever and wasted so much time. I know she was disappointed but I finally just said, “I’m sorry but I can’t watch anymore of this. It’s just way too long.” There was still half an hour left. That piece of shit was two hours and 40 minutes long. It actually made me angry. With everything they cut out of his life and choosing to focus on long boring conversations and angst that movie could easily have been an hour forty and not endless torture.

  22. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I watched Robert Cop remake just the other night, why is this shit so fricking boring?

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