Movies made before 1960 are unwatchable.

Movies made before 1960 are unwatchable.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What was so great in 1960?

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    '70, I'd say

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

      Movies made after 1959 are unwatchable.

      No

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe
        I don't know

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Citizen Kane is pretty good and feels modern

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      he utilized several camera techniques to make the movie more cinematic. other movies of the time were still being directed like stage plays

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >other movies of the time were still being directed like stage plays
        No they weren't you fricking moron

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yes they were you blithering idiot.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            There was a brief period after the arrival of sound when films became noticeably more "stagey", but directors quickly adapted. If you think that "old films" look like filmed plays you haven't watched many "old films".

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What about babe (1995)?

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The first narrative film ever made is from 1892 called Poor Little Pete about a cuck. Some things never change.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Movies made after 1959 are unwatchable.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Then how come I can watch them?

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    *1985

    Fixed that for you, OP

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >12 Angry Men
    >Seventh Seal
    >Rear Window
    >The Searchers
    >On the Waterfront

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i like 12 angry men and rear window but i dont think the searchers and seventh seal are that great. havent seen on the waterfront.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >havent seen on the waterfront.
        What a zoomer homosexual you are.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >getting filtered by The Seventh Seal
        Sad

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          what makes it special? its not very entertaining or nice to look at. i really like von sydow as an actor but the movie as a whole is a bit meh

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >not very entertaining
            Go watch a Fortnite dance, moron.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              what the frick are you supposed to watch movies for then?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >nice to look at.
            that scene of them all dancing after Death was nice to look at, plus it has plenty of themes about God and Death in it to keep you interested and most of the characters are well written

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              i didnt find the themes very interesting. i found the finale scene were they did the "dance of death" a bit cringe inducing to be completely honest. i speak fluent swedish and the acting is quite good for that era imho but its not enough to carry the movie.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >i didnt find the themes very interesting.
                Yeah, death is a pretty boring and uninteresting topic that isn't really discussed too much in the world.
                > "dance of death" a bit cringe inducing
                It's based on real plague art you fricking zoomer moron.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                > It's based on real plague art you fricking zoomer moron.

                is that supposed to make it better? i dont really understand how that makes it any better

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >is that supposed to make it better? i dont really understand how that makes it any better
                You said it was cringe. It's based on how the people in the actual plague interpreted the plague as art. If you don't understand that you are just as dumb as I thought you were.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                That doesn't make it any better.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I have never seen a great Bergman.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            From how many? Great films are pretty rare anyway, and he's got plenty of very good ones in a long, fascinating career.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The Searchers is pure kino simply because John Ford knew how to use John Wayne by casting him as a bloodthirsty racist who's motivations go deeper than even he understands. It's similar to the way The Sopranos used Frank Vincent. Wayne's character is pretty much at war with the Indians until he dies.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >12 Angry Men
      Kino
      >Seventh Seal
      Hipster garbage
      >Rear Window
      Kino
      >The Searchers
      Boring
      >On the Waterfront
      Decent

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I disagree

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Pre 1990s
    >Movies are great
    >Television is god awful
    >Post 1990s
    >The reverse
    What happened?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      television sucks now so you're wrong

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >television
      >great
      Try breathing through your nose once in a while.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Can’t take movies pre 1960 seriously because of the overly theatrical acting.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Meandering plots. People rambling on endlessly like it counts as a conversation. Abrupt ending with some instruments playing.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Classical Hollywood films are far more tightly plotted than modern films

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I used to think that when I was 15 as well. You'll grow out of it, kid.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >extremely old movie
    >over the top music plays whenever a dramatic scene happens
    Ruins the immersion

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      t. only watched old hollywood

      Try watching something not made in America

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Ruins the immersion
      I bet you're not immersed if there aren't smartphones and trannies every scene? Dumb homosexual.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Actually, a lot of them are available digitally now.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hehhehheh

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Movies made after 1999 are unwatchable

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I used to feel the same way. you just have to watch the actual kinos.
    "To be or not to be" by ernst lubitsch is a great movie for example.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    try reading books instead

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      > movies before 1969 unwatchable
      > books after 1969 unreadable
      has anyone ever noticed this?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        potential novelists realized where the money was and became scriptwriters

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    zoomies short bussin fr

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Skill issue

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Sunset Blvd.
    >Bridge on the River Kwai
    >Grapes of Wrath
    >Wizard of Oz
    >Seven Samurai
    >Rashomon
    >White Heat
    >Public Enemy
    >A Face in the Crowd
    Zoomers are literally the trash of the earth.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    watch Casablanca or Touch of Evil

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    moron.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Movies made after 2014 are unwatchable.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Correct.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    1900-1919 - Watchable
    1920 - 1939 - Unwatchable
    1949 - 1945 - Watchable
    1946 - 1959 - Unwatchable
    1960 - 1965 - Watchable
    1965 - 1969 - Unwatchable
    1970 - 1979 - Watchable
    1980 - 1989 - Unwatchable
    1990 - 2000 - Peak of Kino
    2001 - 2007 - Unwatchable
    2008 - 2011 - Watchable
    2011 - 2021 - Unwatchable
    2022 - Present - Watchable

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >1990 - 2000 - Peak of Kino

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >2001 - 2007 - Unwatchable
      >2008 - 2011 - Watchable
      homie...

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Compulsion (1959) is absolute kino

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Great taste

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wrong homosexual OP.

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >The sweet smell of success (1957)

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Pretty much all I watch anon.
    Have you had your test checked?

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I get where OP is coming from. A lot of movies before "New Hollywood" seem more like TV shows.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >A lot of movies before "New Hollywood" seem more like TV shows.
      Name a few examples, moron.

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why do people on Cinemaphile LARP as boomers?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why do zoomers pretend to hate boomer shit while literally offering nothing of quality of their own for comparison?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >pretend
        that's the difference millenials are thinking about zoomers all day long, while still getting bullied by babyboomers

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      our parents were boomers and we imitate them?

      t. millenial

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    North by Northwest was released in 1959.

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    movies made after 2017 are unwatchable. and most made before that just plain suck. and op is a gay.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >after 2017
      After 2012.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >After 2012.
        ok millennial

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No. The Passion of Joan of Arc feels fresh to this day.

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nah, you just have ADHD.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The Lost Weekend is better

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Polish movies made after 1989 are unwatchable (except Ogniem i Mieczem for obvious reasons)

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Ogniem i Mieczem
      Compared to Wolodyjowski and Potop it's really weak though.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, but it's watchable and the style isn't too different.

        >All Quiet on the Western Front
        >Scarface
        >It Happened One Night
        >Captain Blood
        >Bride of Frankenstein
        >The 39 Steps
        >La Grande Illusion
        >Adventures of Robin Hood
        >Wizard of Oz
        >Double Indemnity
        >Miracle on 34th Street
        >The Postman Always Rings Twice
        >The Treasure of the Sierra Madre
        >Sunset Boulevard
        >Rear Window
        >Seven Samurai
        >The Killing
        >Invasion of the Body Snatchers
        >The Fly
        >12 Angry Men
        >Paths of Glory
        >North by Northwest
        There, a comprehensive list of pre-1960s films that DON'T suck. Ignore the other pseudo-intellectual midwits in this thread trying to recommend you silent movies and arthouse snoozefests.

        Pretty vanilla list. Add this:
        >Foxy Grandpa and Polly in a Little Hilarity (1902)
        >The Boys Think They Have One on Foxy Grandpa, But He Fools Them (1902)
        >Tarzan the Ape Man (1932)
        >Gold Diggers of 1933 (1933)
        >Tarzan and His Mate (1934)
        >Münchhausen (1943)
        >Kolberg (1945)
        >Stray Dog (1949) (the superior Kurosawa film, fight me c**ts)
        >La Beauté du diable (1950)
        >The Band Wagon (1953)
        >To Hell and Back (1955)

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Yes, but it's watchable and the style isn't too different.
          Not sure what it is, whether it's the format or the editing but it felt almost parody-like.

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >*begs to differ in you're path*

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Rare correct take from a frogposter

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    passion of joan of arc
    it’s a wonderful life
    rashomon

    all hold up

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Intolerance
    >Captain Blood
    >Metropolis
    >The Quiet Man
    >The Egyptian
    >Cyrano de Bergerac
    >Samson and Delilah
    >The Ten Commandments
    >Ivan The Terrible
    >Sabotage

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >All Quiet on the Western Front
    >Scarface
    >It Happened One Night
    >Captain Blood
    >Bride of Frankenstein
    >The 39 Steps
    >La Grande Illusion
    >Adventures of Robin Hood
    >Wizard of Oz
    >Double Indemnity
    >Miracle on 34th Street
    >The Postman Always Rings Twice
    >The Treasure of the Sierra Madre
    >Sunset Boulevard
    >Rear Window
    >Seven Samurai
    >The Killing
    >Invasion of the Body Snatchers
    >The Fly
    >12 Angry Men
    >Paths of Glory
    >North by Northwest
    There, a comprehensive list of pre-1960s films that DON'T suck. Ignore the other pseudo-intellectual midwits in this thread trying to recommend you silent movies and arthouse snoozefests.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >pseudo-intellectual midwits in this thread trying to recommend you silent movies and arthouse snoozefests
      Like what?

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    for me it's The Adventures of Prince Achmed

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    they are essentially old time law and order episodes

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Japanese cannot act
    Stop worshipping samurai movies

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I still prefer badly acted homogeneous Japanese movies over badly acted diverse western ones. Japs are at least trying.

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    movies made before 1996 are unwatchable

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >t. memellennial

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No anon, you are unwatchable.

  49. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    12 angry men and Seven Samurai (but not the 12 hours cut, the theatrical) are both still watchable. I re-watched them recently. I agree, in general, very old movies aged like milk.

  50. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wrong

  51. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    some I enjoyed
    >North By Northwest
    >The Big Sleep
    >The Man Who Knew Too Much
    >The Maltese Falcon
    >North West Frontier
    >To Catch a Thief
    >39 Steps
    >Dracula
    >The Hound of the Baskervilles
    >The Lady Vanishes

  52. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's always been the same, no matter the decade.
    Over 95% of films are shit, decent stuff is always hard to find.

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