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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >TIT
    stopped reading there, im sold

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    100% true. Titane is to men what Master and Commander: Far Side of the World is to women.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly it's more that we don't give a shit.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >TIT
    Oh I understand it all right.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Breasts

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Name?

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >After nearly losing her life in a horrible car accident, Alexia has been living with a high-purity, medical-grade titanium alloy implant firmly fixed to her skull. And ten challenging years after her extensive cranioplasty, Alexia is now a silently violent go-go dancer at underground automotive shows. But life is unpredictable--instead of being put off by cars, Alexia has developed a bizarre fetishistic fascination with automobiles. In the meantime, as a spate of grisly homicides terrorises the city, fire chief Vincent unexpectedly reunites with his long-lost son, Adrien. But time changes people--after all, the boy has been missing for a decade. Without a doubt, everything has its time, and now it's time to draw the final curtain. Who is the bruised, taciturn stranger that demands a place in Vincent's tender heart?
    What the frick, this actually sounds good. Is it really a women film?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Still haven't seen it but the director's other movie Raw was very good.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I watched it once and deleted it immediately from my HDD. It made me call the fr*nch an abomination. May God have mercy on their souls.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This synopsis is technically true, but it hides one crucial element which will make it or break it for you.
      Alexia, the murderer and the boy are all the same character, this film talks like these events happen parallel to each other but they happen in a linear fashion, MC poses as Vincent's son to hide from police

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        so when she jerk offs it's incest? HOT

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Literally just a porno for women.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Women want to frick cars?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >it's a McNugget Gilooly episode

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i understood this part

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i also kinda got this part

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        this part made sense to me

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wby is she acting black

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >acting black
          Frenchies are obsessed with American culture that's all.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          that's not acting black, it's acting stripper

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i also kinda got this part

      this part made sense to me

      Now I get why Movie Bob loves this movie so much.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Man here, what did i miss?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nothing, just women being 'courageous bawds'

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Treating your body like a piece of meat is intellectual

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Women have no brain, and this thread is evidence. All they do is pollute their wombs and destroy civilization.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Titane is a movie about a serial killer flcar fetishist stripper getting salvation through forming a familial bond and dying during childbirth.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I'm pretty sure it's a film about a woman being celebrated for being a prostitute and the film thinking it's edgy for having breasts

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Because you didn't see it. Both stripping sequences are not empowering in tone at all, the focus of the film is her forming a connection with a father figure, and the film only has one sex scene which is fantastical in nature.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >for being a prostitute
                But anon she only has sex with cars.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You know the rules
    breasts or gtfo

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This movie made a bunch of letterboxd trannies seethe so it's at least decent by that metric.
    Lindon's character was kino, so it's another 0.5 to the score, and the concept is off the wall insane which is another 0.5, giving it a 7/10.
    My problem was that it doesn't really come together all that well, like there are great individual scenes but also like a third of the film is quite forgettable.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The first half is completely different from the latter half. Feels like two different movies that were sandwiched together in post-production.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        nah, I get the idea that the film sets up this background for Alexia and then it devolves into the psychological more or less, done through the Lindon's character, it's just I don't think Ducornau completely pulled off the drama, but there are definitely good moments there too. I also thought she didn't really go hard as she could've with the ending, even tho the score suggests something very intense.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The better half was written by a man. The reason its hard to understand ,is because the director wanted to add her fricking two sents in, completely ruining it.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The entire script was written by Ducornau, what are you talking about.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Woman who have scar, want to frick car. See, I understand.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OH N

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's fricking embarrassing. You watch this shit?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes. I love kinos.

        post THAT scene

        hmm many like that in this movie

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          dance scene is pretty cool, but do you have the CAR

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            no, i want to leave some scenes for Cinemaphileros to discover themselves. What shocked me the most about this movie was how hot the girl was initially and how ugly she became. Crazy make-up

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yes. I love kinos.
              [...]
              hmm many like that in this movie

              the dad in this film looks uncannily like my eccentric 11th grade philosophy teacher. I felt some kind of paternal feelings from him, maybe sexual. I dont have a dad

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                [...]
                this scene made me reflexively burst into a dry sob. invoked some heavy stuff. if any anons have daddy issues i recommend

                watching this scene again i feel like ishould detransiton. all the guys are so hot and carefree and strong virile firefighters just dancing gracefully with their buddies. manhood looks so great bros

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Elliot? This you?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                unfortunately no. it's endearing you know someone wh would fit to my posts though

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You wouldn't frick your son (female) would you, Cinemaphile?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          [...]
          the dad in this film looks uncannily like my eccentric 11th grade philosophy teacher. I felt some kind of paternal feelings from him, maybe sexual. I dont have a dad

          this scene made me reflexively burst into a dry sob. invoked some heavy stuff. if any anons have daddy issues i recommend

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      post THAT scene

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do not confuse not understanding with being disgusted by

    We understand it, we fricking wrote it.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    In a just world both women and the french would be regularly burned at the stake

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hating French people is peak reddit.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You will never be a woman.

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