Movies that start with promise then fall apart

Movies that start with promise then fall apart

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Your life.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ?

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    who was phone?

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Movies we have threads about because someone on youtube made a video about it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >someone
      you mean rlm. It's ok, anon, everyone here knows them and everyone knows you know them. You don't have to try so hard.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I unironically, 100% have no idea what you are talking about.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't Finney just go to The Grabber's Brother

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah I dig supernatural stuff but that movie was just lazy and dumb

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why did the cops kick the door into a home with no warrant because a little girl had a bad dream?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Because the girl knew aspects of the case that weren't revealed to the public. If you're going to criticize the movie, actually know what you're talking about

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >it's a "movie dwells on the serial killer's inner abused child" episode

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's a boring movie. It does nothing original, it does nothing beyond milquetoast. RLM shitting on people for rightfully calling it a boring movie as if you can't call something boring and acknowledge it could still be much worse. It's boring as a book too. Was the basement entirely CG or what? God what a pretentious twats over at RLM.
    >movies that start with a promise
    All of them?

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    UP

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    does anyone else think ethan hawke looks like kevin bacon

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I confuse them all the time.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        yeah I was watching the RLM video on this movie and they showed a clip of ethan hawke and I had to do a double take because I thought it was kevin bacon

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i should've known the minute i saw joe hill's name attached to this.

    god i wish these 2 frickers stopped churning out their shitty stories once and for all

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    RLM is shilling for this movie like it's really wonderful and fresh and original. from the creators of BAGUUUL. it's underwhelming and in the end, irritating because it never gets really good

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's okay that they like the movie and you don't, anon

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That's 90% of all movies

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hereditary
    Midsommar
    Get Out
    Us

    Not even memeing. They have interesting ideas and good lead ins but can't complete a full story. I bet Nope is the same.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Gonna see Nope tonight. So ill be finding out. I completely agree with you though on Peeles movies in particular.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    how so?
    watched this last night and unironically liked it
    ending were a bit shit with how this poxy little kid somehow chokes this big guy to death with the phone cord but otherwise it were good i though

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I was hoping it was going to be a vampire. That would explain the supernatural stuff.
      Or you have it as the child's imagination, and get rid of all the plot devices that move the story just by chance.
      Child murdering rapists don't do this. It's a frenzied blitz. Usually when the kid takes a shit is when they kill them.

      A movie that would work would be to have the monster represent something medical, like a stroke or heart attack. People are eating, smoking, sitting and watching tv. Then the worst monster you can think of just walks through the room, and some smart ass comic is the only one who sees it.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm old enough to have used one of those phones and no matter what amount of dirt you put into it, it doesn't become a fricking mallet.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'll start.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They liked it. Your opinion is invalid.

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