movies these days are doing so terribly in theaters that theyre now resorting to bringing back older movies to try to sell tickets.

movies these days are doing so terribly in theaters that they’re now resorting to bringing back older movies to try to sell tickets. SAD

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >extended
    are they gonna have intermissions?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They didn't last year when my local theater did it, I doubt they'd start now.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I went to screenings of TTT and ROTK this year and they had intermissions.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why would they? Need a break to look at your phone zoomie?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's called pissing

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >he didn't order the urinal attachment for his chair

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >his kinoplex doesn't have a complementary piss gutter

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        might have to poo

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >t. dehydrated Boomer who still thinks 64 ounces a day is too much water

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It doesn't matter man, taking a piss in the theater only sucks when it's a movie you haven't seen. I tactically did not drink anything until the last hour of dunccacino 2

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        smart move. however you still have to go to the concession and that takes time. or if you bring in a drink it'll be room temp, or go ahead of time the ice will melt.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Or you could just not stuff your face with anything at all like some sort of lardass and sit in your seat for 2 and a half hours like a big boy?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it probably would be a good idea. 15-20 minutes where people might go buy some high margin snacks

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      When I saw an extended trilogy screening at a theater a few years ago, and it was split over the course of two days. On the first day there was a lunch “intermission” between the first and second films. On the second day they just showed RotK. They never had any intermissions in the middle of the film the way 2001 has.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Did they give you little sippy juice boxes and a nap zone too?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No but I won a toy ring for my gollum impression! 🙂

          My wife was a trooper for sitting through all of it too

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >are they gonna have intermissions?

      pleb
      just diapermaxx

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jackson's modern rem-ass-tering sucks

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Frick intermissions, I’m wearing a diaper.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      but you're also not leaving the basement

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why dont they bring back GOOD old movies tho

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      unironically almost every trip to the theater I made in the past couple years was fathom events putting a classic in my local theater.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    if these were the only movies they played in theaters it would save cinema

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why do you hate israelites?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        nta but Cinemaphile posts have a 3000 character limit.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >3000 character
          2000.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm down with that. The only reason I didn't go to the recent showings of Dawn of the Dead '78 was because the closest theater showing it was a two-hour drive away. I'm definitely making a trip for this though.

      unironically almost every trip to the theater I made in the past couple years was fathom events putting a classic in my local theater.

      I don't know why this isn't done more often, esp since they can just stream in ultra 4k pretty much any movie. Why doesn't a theater actually engage with its clientele anymore, maybe reserve a screen where you show a slate of different old movies that get cycled out every month? For people in the entertainment industry, theater managers and owners are uncreative and lazy as frick.

      If they started only played classic movies, I might actually start going to the cinema again.

      lol yes, good goyim, give shekelstein your money to watch a movie you’ve already seen before. Don’t forget to tip and purchase some overpr- I mean, fairly priced snacks!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I watch good movies. I don't watch shit. If they put good movies in the cinema, I will watch them. If they put shit in the cinema, I won't.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I have a large trenchcoat and sneak my snacks, along with booze, into the theater.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What? I would like to see a lot of movies on the big screen I wasn't able to when they were initially released. My idea would actually revitalize a dying industry and re-engage a dissatisfied customer base.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        kek. This guy can't get out of his house without the Fire Department knocking down a wall. Sucks to be you, Shamu!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you sound impoverished chud

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i wear a top hat and hide hot dogs and strawberry fanta under it.
        the local roberts at the kinoplex call me top hat guy and give me free expired popcorn

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This. I haven't seen a new movie in theaters in over a decade. But I go to the theater anytime they play good films from the past.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm down with that. The only reason I didn't go to the recent showings of Dawn of the Dead '78 was because the closest theater showing it was a two-hour drive away. I'm definitely making a trip for this though.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's 1 movie per day, so 3 days in total for this exercise, they are trying to build momentum for their new lotr movie, the war of the rohirrim, that is to be released in december this year

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >new lotr movie
      Do we know anything about this except what's on wiki?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's an animated movie about the Rohhirim and it's got some heavy hitting animators on it and it's probably going to be kino.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >remastered
    so these are the fugly ai-"enhanced" versions

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >remastered

    no thank you

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bros no way in hell i'm spending 12 hours in a theater. i don't know how the frick we did it back in the day

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you didn't. because the 12 hour version wasn't in theaters.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'll only go if they do extended Fellowship and theatrical TT & ROTK

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      here’s your extended Fellowship, bro

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        did this moron actually catch an arrow and reuse it?

        holy shit rings of power is terrible. fricking literal 12 year old gay fanfiction.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's hardly much worse than any of the crap legolas does in the LOTR trilogy or the Hobbit trilogy.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's not that hard to catch an arrow anon

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >extended
    >remastered
    Enormous nope.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    blue tint status?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      blue tint was there in the originals i expect blue tint status will be tintmaxxed

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It wasn't there, at least when I saw it. Blue tint was only in blue-ray version of Fellowship extended.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    extended scenes includes the origin story of lost treasure being a wiener ring from the BBC palace, excalibur drawn into the hand sof lepers

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know why this isn't done more often, esp since they can just stream in ultra 4k pretty much any movie. Why doesn't a theater actually engage with its clientele anymore, maybe reserve a screen where you show a slate of different old movies that get cycled out every month? For people in the entertainment industry, theater managers and owners are uncreative and lazy as frick.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Some large cities have independent theaters that play classic movies. Use to live in Boston and got to see Blade Runner, LoArabia, The Exorcist, etc. in a theater. p cool.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I don't know why this isn't done more often, esp since they can just stream in ultra 4k pretty much any movie
      Because the target audience for older film re-runs is cinemaphiles, and cinemaphiles want to watch 35+mm reels. Streaming to a theater should rile up even modern autists because of the horrible effect streaming has on bitrate. Case in point, the 4k you stream at home is compressed to shit so it can make it across the wire.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > Not 60fps

    I sleep.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If they started only played classic movies, I might actually start going to the cinema again.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Frick LOTR. It’s time we admit they’re not that good.

    >way too fricking long
    >le ghost army removing all tension in the third film
    >legolas surfing and skateboarding on shit
    >gimli being reduced to comic relief midget
    >quips like a modern capeshit flick
    >aragorn, Frodo, Sam can’t keep their accent straight
    >elves at helms deep

    The list goes on and on.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      7/10 goyslop trilogy

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Frick LOTR. It’s time we admit they’re not that good.

        >way too fricking long
        >le ghost army removing all tension in the third film
        >legolas surfing and skateboarding on shit
        >gimli being reduced to comic relief midget
        >quips like a modern capeshit flick
        >aragorn, Frodo, Sam can’t keep their accent straight
        >elves at helms deep

        The list goes on and on.

        wrong and wrong. don't you have a fallout thread to make somewhere

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      All valid complaints but they're still better than current slop.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >hating fun
        >"valid complaints"
        The zoomer brain literally is melted by having an iPad at 3 that it thinks Legolas surfing on a helmet and you enjoying it is le bad because art has to be Snyder grimdark for 3 hours straight.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          *shield

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      all two towers/rotk garbage. fellowship was perfect

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'll share the load with anyone who buys me tickets

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You mean swallow the load for free tickets

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    fyi these are the blu-ray 4k from 2020. they're just gonna play an mp4 file. only like 1% of re-releases actually show the old film.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I saw the entire trilogy on 35mm a couple years ago, they were gorgeous

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        super jelly

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    excited to see the alternate endings

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    And they brought back Shrek 2. It makes money. If it is extended with some of the 40+ hours of unused footage, then good.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hope they toned down the color and made it grayer

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They actually lushed up the colours and made it blindingly bright in the bluray edits.

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly it's shit for Hollywood and great for theaters and audiences. Good films from prior decades get monetary and cultural relevancy, people get a reason to have a night out again, and Hollywood gets continually reminded that nobody likes their new horseshit

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Independent theaters have done that for decades.

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They already played the trilogy at my drafthouse.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They should’ve done 1977 instead of ‘79.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Agreed, but they're really autistic about everything being the '5th/'0th for some reason. I wish they would've actually fricking played Ace Ventura when it was '94 month, but you know.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Moving back from 25 years ago (1999), 30 years ago, 35 years ago, 40 years ago, 45 years ago, 50 years ago
          >it's been 50 years since Texas Chain Saw Massacre
          sweet jesus where does the time go

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm more shocked about 1994 being 30 years ago. Movies like dumb & dumber and clerks still feel so young, but they're old enough to get back problems. Fricked.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Ace Ventura
          They seethe at the trans joke so they ignore this film.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Just noticed they aren’t playing Phantom of the Paradise (1974) in October. What a missed opportunity.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >UHF
      fricking based

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Bought a ticket as soon as it was available. I notice a lot of these reshowings tend to sellout more than new releases. The only exception to that was love lies bleeding.

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    LOTR evokes fascist and European Supremacist imagery, no wonder people love watching it compared to the soulless slop that gets put out nowadays.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >evokes fascist
      Anon, step one in not being an NPC is to avoid adopting their language and thought patterns

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What would you call it then, traditionalist militarism?
        Or would you just settle for 'based'?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I would call it "fighting against tyranny and evil for a peaceable society, in a world that just happens to be predominantly white because it's germanic folklore"

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Harry Potter does the same without resorting to fascist imagery.
            It was a conscious design choice by Jackson, and it paid off.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Waiting with amused anticipation to hear what you think the fascist imagery is

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Supposedly conservative politicians constantly falling into liberal newspeak
        It hurts

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's not entirely their fault, they just need to be deprogrammed.

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    looks like kino is back on the menu boys

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Believe it or not before home movies were a thing theaters rerunning movies from years prior was common. Especially when new ones weren't bringing people in

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's mainly because of the strikes last year. All of the schedules got fricked up.
    These days, my local theater is running new releases longer than they deserve, showing older films throughout the week, and showing foreign films in Hindi (we have a large local pajeet population) because so little is coming out of Hollywood .

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do they mean extended as in these are the extended cuts airing, or extended as in they have even more footage?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I wish it was the latter, as I know there's footage that still hasn't been mastered of the original trilogy shooting to this day, but it's most likely the former.

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't like Fellowship Of The Ring, they walked too much. Yes i am not white, i am very latino, i actually look like the chloe moretz meme face guy, that's how latino i am. Im my defence they are genuinely dull films that take way too long to get to the point. The second one is better but no masterpiece, haven't seen the third. I think the towns are too small, it really doesn't feel like they are going to this huge places with some exceptions, it just feels like they are walking on mountains but even then, i been to national parks that looked more interesting (shout out to the rocky mountains, now that's a mountain). Like the big war scene in two occurs in what looks like a mid size building at best, its not as exciting when i seen bigger structures at my local college. The eagles are also a plot hole, even if you dont want it to be. They could have used them to get closer, didn't have to be all the way. Im sorry but the movies are very flawed. What movies do i like then you ask? I like Millers Crossing. I think its a great film.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >latino
      >dislikes walking
      Yeah that tracks

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >liked Two Towers more than Fellowship
      very rare

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      kys taco Black person

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the department of immigration wishes to know your location

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is britty gud ider

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Its the over sharpened vibrant version

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why don't they do this more often? How come re-running old movies isn't really a thing outside of a couple specialty events?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They are doing it a ton now. I'm seeing Alien this weekend.

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This trilogy has turned into le reddit reference movie, i cannot watch it seriously anymore

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >this anon would call taking the hobbits to isengard reddit if it came out today

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fellowship was in production in early 1999 what the frick are you talking about?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        When he hears to crispy bacon line he falls out of his chair seething, writhing on the floor in pure agony.

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >remastered

    Black person I know what that means

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Plus tickets per movie are $15-$20. To watch all three would cost around $60. For films that are over 20 years old. Now that is crazy.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      $20 in 2024 is basically what $5 was in 2024, so its not really that bad.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nta. 2005 was my prime time movie year as a teenager. Weekend matinee cost $6.
        One 2005 dollar is $1.60 in 2024. Weekend matinee should therefore be $9. But it's actually $13 to $20 depending on the theater.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You are calculating by official inflation stats, which are bullshit. That's why your numbers don't work out.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Official inflation stats work great for things that aren't food, gasoline, college education, or medical expenses.
            You're getting taken for a ride at the theater compared to 20 years ago even adjusted for inflation, accept it.

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    LOTR trilogy sucks

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So does your father. He loves to share the load.

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly, older movies is a good idea. But not slop. Turn theaters into what blockbuster used to be. Imagine going to a theater and watching Speed and some Michael Douglas thriller. Could be a great time.

    Plus, no merchandise looking you in the face.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >zoomers literally don't know that local theaters do this literally every week/weekend all over the country
      Christ man go outside.

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You can tell how often people actually went to the cinema because they think cinemas showing old movies is a new thing.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's not new but it's not common. There are some theaters that specialize in it, but I can't remember mainstream theaters doing it since the OT Star Wars was re-released. Except maybe special events like when the first Avatar had a new run right before the sequel came out.

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How do we save cinema

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Give the people what they want to see

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        they will be given what they deserve to see
        absolutely nothing
        a black screen for 3hrs

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      stop woke casting and writing, stop woke everything, stop trying to make everything "the biggest blockbuster of the year", make smaller projects with 1 writer and 1 director and 1 producer, stop using cgi altogether

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Too late man, the business is fricked, execs won't greenlight anything but existing IPs

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You don't. You've seen (I assume) the criteria to be elligible for an Oscar in terms of diversity hiring BEHIND the scenes, right? Hollywood pushes that for even the non-Oscar crap. non-Whites & nepotism, they have literally chased away actual talent, and they are NOT going to give up their next job to someone else.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wrong board.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >NOOOOOOOOO
          >YOU CAN'T DISCUSS CINEMA HERE!!!!
          >NOT EVEN THE ACADEMY'S VERY OWN CRITERIA LIST!!!!
          Wow, you're fragile.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Post how fat your hands are

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >DON'T POINT OUT WHAT A moronic FOOL I AM!
              >Y.Y..YOU MUST BE A FAT!!!!
              Cope & seethe

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                post hands.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hire directors who actually want to make their movie and respect their vision.

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dunno man, I watched all the movies back then and found them to be a tad boring to be honest. The fantasy elements felt a bit too dry, how old was Tolkien when he wrote it? Maybe his testosterone was already low.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's actually one if the things that surprised me the most, for a bunch of fantasy films that are based on THE fantasy book, they are relatively low on fantasy. They almost feel like a deconstruction of fantasy, which is qeird because it pretty much created the fantasy genre.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      translates to
      >I'm under 25 and innudated with so many copycats that I think the original work from Tolkien is "boring" but can't discern anything of value due to my soda brain and low media literacy in general

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So many buzzwords to say so little.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >everything I don't like is a buzzword
          This again? Is it because I said the trigger words "media literacy"? Because I'm right, if you are genuinely complaining that the original article is le boring, it's because you are underage and you think the imitations are the art they are based on.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Won't you call me a troony too? You sorta forgot about it.

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Studios brought Citizen Kane back to the theaters you fricking moron.

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's my dream, just rent a theater and show old movies. Have events and rent space to vendors and sell popcorn and hot dogs

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Your local theater likely does rent out screens for private screenings or playing video games or whatever the frick, it's your money

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lotr is cuck shit

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      LOTR have always been cuck shit for people who hate progress

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hell yeah brother

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The best thing about covid was theatres playing old movies, it was fricking great.
    Most modern movies suck, I would pay more to watch old classics in the kinoplex

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I went to one of these last summer for fellowship and it was the whitest crowd of people i've seen in at least 10 years.

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Whats to remaster? Except removing the new annoying colour filters hopefully.

    What could be fixed
    >cave troll is outdated CGI
    >add and remaster deleted scenes
    >add Tom Bombadil back in (was played by Mads Mikkelsen for some reason but they deleted the scenes)
    >remaster the sound, make some techno remixes and brapcore
    >close up shots of Arwen and Galadriels feet
    >Aragorn fighting Sauron and beheading him at the Black Gate and then facing Morgoth at the precipice of Mount Doom (these scenes were changed into Aragorn fighting a troll and then fighting Saruman in a mech)
    >there was a deleted subplot about the Second Ring, an artificial ring made by Denethor as a magitech project, most of these scenes were replaced with Pippin singing Uptown Girl

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Worst post I've seen today, even with Indians existing

  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Man they only do these re-screens for the US. No chance I can see this in my SEAhomosexual shithole.

  51. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    from time to time I have nightmares thinking about the "if..." the trilogy was made... today

  52. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They've always done this, though it seems like they're doing it a lot more lately. I went to this and it was a great experience. I thought I'd be sick of it after 10 hours but the time just flew by.

  53. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is good though, I love getting to see classic kino on the big screen
    Do you need more 85% empty screenings of slop taking up those screens instead?

  54. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    here you go
    put these all back in the theatres
    (I have more in my drives but can't fit them in the ss)

  55. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Re-show older (see: any previous) films
    Since I do not own my own theater or IMAX, that sounds perfectly acceptable to me.

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