>movie's villain is french
>incredibly homoerotic torture scene where they smash the main characters balls with a wiener shaped carpet beater
hmm
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>movie's villain is french
he sucked his nuts up
Craig wouldn’t have it any other way.
What did he mean by this?
Gay bars are fun and liberating, straight bars are depressing and full of divorced drunks.
>liberating
in what way?
liberating in the sense of a twink unzipping your pants and taking your dick out
It's a clever way for male celebrities to avoid getting #MeToo'ed. Honestly a pretty smart move if you think about it.
I'm one of the most homophobic men alive and I've generally had a good time when my friends drag me to gay bars.
House and homosexual pop music are a lot more fun than 140db trap garbage, and the regulars will usually leave you alone if you mind your own business. I guess they have a reverse-gaydar.
I agree with him. I hang out at a gay biker bar. As long as your not completely disgusted by gays, the butch ones are usually cool to chill with. That place honestly feels less gay than the other bike bar where the 1%ers frequent
he's just like me fr fr
Le Chiffre is Albanian.
Man this would hurt so much. How was Bond okay after this?
Also why would Le Chiffre do something so gay? If I was a movie villain, my first instinct would not be to get the protagonist naked, oil him up, and play with his balls
He was just being smart. If you're trying to torture a guy for information, you go for his nuts. Pulling out his finger and toenails with plyers, giving him electric shocks, etc -- all too time consuming when you can just hit him between the legs with a blunt instrument.
Anon, but then you don't get to walk in with some ogre and roll out a towel full of weird knives.
But what about honor and the bro code? You should never go for the nuts
the french have neither honor nor bro code nor nuts
The smart thing would be to use truth serum, and them walk in with the ogre who unrolls a towel full of weird knives.
>t. Jack Flowers
In the commentary and the script it’s revealed bond is injuring himself in order to focus on pain he controls rather than Lachiffre. he was trying to win psychologically against him so he needed to be in control.
>bond is injuring himself
load of lies and cope
Did bond really get RENNER'd
am I the only who sees a big turd on his shoulder
Definitely a shaved scrotum.
no, it's the reason I stopped scrolling to see what was going on in this thread.
First thought that came to my mind too anon
Why did he take a shit on Bond's shoulder?
Anglophone propaganda because France didn't support the US's invasion of Iraq.
>wiener shaped carpet beater
what
I loved Casino Royale up to that scene. I never plan to watch it ever again
It's a monkey's fist
>It's a monkey's fist
He should of just wished for the money to pay back his creditors instead of wishing to be in a poker tournament
Could've been worse.
am i just supposed to guess what movie youre talking about? sick of you tourist homosexuals making threads and just expecting anon Black folk to know what shit flicka youre talking about
how have you zoomers never seen casino royal.
its a 007 movie
>bond was like .5 seconds away from getting his balls cut off
imagine
>french
He's Albanian played by a Danish guy.
why he got doodoo on his shoulder
he's in deep shit
This was an incredibly erotic scene, if not for the fact Daniel gayston was in it. When I get better editing skills I will ensure his disgusting, melting face is removed from it.
Is it gay if it's Mads?
wasn't eva getting raped in the other room during this? this whole scene was like some weird doujin
>love interest is French (irl)
>she's a goddess
How did the baguette frickers do this?
it's a part of their culture
Did he gape him?
No, he graped him.
They look like they're having a good time
Wouldnt you need to be gay yourself in order to determine that it was homoerotic? Otherwise it is just homo, right? Erotic implies you saw torture violence and thought "wow this is supposed to make me hard"
>Wouldnt you need to be gay yourself in order to determine that it was homoerotic?
Not to the well trained eye.....