>Switzerland exists >the Romance bits of Belgium are Batavian >Austria is independent from Germany and leading an empire of Magyars, Slavs and Romanians >Poland is united with the Balts >Italy rules Albania & Dalmatia >The racial clusterfrick that is GroßByzantium >b-but all races have their nation!
Don't make me fricking laugh. Just admit you romanticise the Irish to a laughable degree like all yanks and move on.
"Danubians" aren't a race you stupid fricking American. And I just noticed you rebuilt colonial Africa, I'm pretty damn sure that Tunisians aren't Italian.
3 months ago
Anonymous
Emperor Costantine declared north Carthage as part of Italy you moron. >danubian
and europe isn't a continent too right?
HISTORY MATTER NOT GENETICS
America already looms over ever aspect of your peasant existence and you still want to give them credit for drawing dumb maps of your shitty, irrelevant continent? Is this what happens when you have no constitutionally protected speech? Do your "betters" not want to throw you in jail if you go to an American-created website and talk about America?
We know it's an American because they're the only ones who jerk off to this specific kind of German, Irish and Byzantine revanchism. Not even the krauts do that. I blame Hearts of Iron.
Maybe the krauts would if they had freedoms to think and say things and didn't get btfo in 1945 and then raped into the dirt, existing under defacto foreign military occupation that continues to this day. Or you could be right. Maybe it was a vidya.
considering they lost more then 1/3rd of their total "unofficial" territory the last 4 years without anyone giving a shit, I'd say that is an accurate statement
Finding out about the sort of completely unironic wewuzzing the Amenians and Kurds get up to in regards to bronze age eand early iron age peoples in spite of, or maybe due to, their severely limited intelligence made me an ardent advocate for Turkey and the total genocide of both those peoples.
I share your sentiment for the kurds but more for the fact that their diaspora is some of the wormiest people on the planet with no loyalty whatsoever to the host nation that takes in them.
I'm from Georgia (country, not the state) and we have a small popuatlion of Kurds here and they are basically as bad as gypsies. I can't say I truly dislike Armenians like the other guy but they do have a chip on their shoulder where they feel like they are some lost tribe of white Europeans everyone forgot about.
I share your sentiment for the kurds but more for the fact that their diaspora is some of the wormiest people on the planet with no loyalty whatsoever to the host nation that takes in them.
I'm from Georgia (country, not the state) and we have a small popuatlion of Kurds here and they are basically as bad as gypsies. I can't say I truly dislike Armenians like the other guy but they do have a chip on their shoulder where they feel like they are some lost tribe of white Europeans everyone forgot about.
but they are literally in control of Northern Syria (or Rojava as they call it) right now, thanks to American protection.
they are even forcing Christian schools to teach Assyrian/Syriac kids about how Kurds are the original inhabitants of those lands and how they were savages that the noble Kurdish ancestors, the Medes, defeated to liberate the israelites during the Assyrian exile
3 months ago
Anonymous
>thanks to American protection
The very first thing that tells you something's very wrong here.
>in spite of, or maybe due to, their severely limited intelligence made me an ardent advocate for Turkey
Based. Turks are a lot smarter than people give them credit for btw. Ethnically Turkish researchers were the ones that developed the Covid-19 vaccines for Pfizer.
Hearts of Iron 4 deserves a twelve season HBO series where each season takes place over the course of a year and where it focuses more on the generals and politicians than the normal troops. It would be like Game of Thrones but with tanks.
Because you yanks make shitty "I fixed Europe" maps like this all the time. This one's only notable because OP kept his instinct to Groß Germany in check and settled for Großing Byzantium.
the new Europa Universalis movie which will arrive in summer 2025
Oh look, it's another foreign worldie tourist posting dumb shit nobody cares about.
>moronic blobs everywhere
>But muh precious Ireland has to be independent
You just know this was created by an American.
all races have their nation.
This is why celtic Ireland and Finno-Ugric Finald are indipendente.
>Switzerland exists
>the Romance bits of Belgium are Batavian
>Austria is independent from Germany and leading an empire of Magyars, Slavs and Romanians
>Poland is united with the Balts
>Italy rules Albania & Dalmatia
>The racial clusterfrick that is GroßByzantium
>b-but all races have their nation!
Don't make me fricking laugh. Just admit you romanticise the Irish to a laughable degree like all yanks and move on.
>Swiss
Illiterate
>Austria
Danubian people
>Poland
Intermarinum
>Italy not dalmatia
stopped reading here, now kys
"Danubians" aren't a race you stupid fricking American. And I just noticed you rebuilt colonial Africa, I'm pretty damn sure that Tunisians aren't Italian.
Emperor Costantine declared north Carthage as part of Italy you moron.
>danubian
and europe isn't a continent too right?
HISTORY MATTER NOT GENETICS
>all races have their nation.
>HISTORY MATTER NOT GENETICS
PICK ONE b***h
America already looms over ever aspect of your peasant existence and you still want to give them credit for drawing dumb maps of your shitty, irrelevant continent? Is this what happens when you have no constitutionally protected speech? Do your "betters" not want to throw you in jail if you go to an American-created website and talk about America?
We know it's an American because they're the only ones who jerk off to this specific kind of German, Irish and Byzantine revanchism. Not even the krauts do that. I blame Hearts of Iron.
Maybe the krauts would if they had freedoms to think and say things and didn't get btfo in 1945 and then raped into the dirt, existing under defacto foreign military occupation that continues to this day. Or you could be right. Maybe it was a vidya.
>that reading comprehension
You're not an American, ESL.
>frick Armenia
well aren’t you clever
More like stomp on armenian heads and throw them in an active volcano.
Revolting people, the Armenians.
considering they lost more then 1/3rd of their total "unofficial" territory the last 4 years without anyone giving a shit, I'd say that is an accurate statement
Finding out about the sort of completely unironic wewuzzing the Amenians and Kurds get up to in regards to bronze age eand early iron age peoples in spite of, or maybe due to, their severely limited intelligence made me an ardent advocate for Turkey and the total genocide of both those peoples.
I share your sentiment for the kurds but more for the fact that their diaspora is some of the wormiest people on the planet with no loyalty whatsoever to the host nation that takes in them.
I'm from Georgia (country, not the state) and we have a small popuatlion of Kurds here and they are basically as bad as gypsies. I can't say I truly dislike Armenians like the other guy but they do have a chip on their shoulder where they feel like they are some lost tribe of white Europeans everyone forgot about.
t. mehmet
Hollywood blockbuster soon.
>that map
All time supreme copium
>fricking with Syria
No. 1 reason I don't believe your kind ever existed before 2014.
but they are literally in control of Northern Syria (or Rojava as they call it) right now, thanks to American protection.
they are even forcing Christian schools to teach Assyrian/Syriac kids about how Kurds are the original inhabitants of those lands and how they were savages that the noble Kurdish ancestors, the Medes, defeated to liberate the israelites during the Assyrian exile
>thanks to American protection
The very first thing that tells you something's very wrong here.
>in spite of, or maybe due to, their severely limited intelligence made me an ardent advocate for Turkey
Based. Turks are a lot smarter than people give them credit for btw. Ethnically Turkish researchers were the ones that developed the Covid-19 vaccines for Pfizer.
Thank god I got Moderna.
Turks wewuz as Ottomans and Mongols all the time, all those people living in that region of the world deserve each other.
Turks are unironically just Greek muslims mixed with Kurds.
Portugal
>persian """empire"""
>byzantine """empire"""
both conquered and humbled by the superior Arab BVLL
just as the rest of Europe is slowly learning
>arab
turkish' prostitute said what?
Turks are not Arabs
humbled so hard the entire area turned into a shithole lol congratz
American education.
wtf, never knew poland looked like a vegana in the 16th century
is North Africa just Europe DLC?
Hearts of Iron 4 deserves a twelve season HBO series where each season takes place over the course of a year and where it focuses more on the generals and politicians than the normal troops. It would be like Game of Thrones but with tanks.
Man, this made me nostalgic for my Alternate Future of Europe phase
as it should be
>After less than two hours of struggle, Danish Prime Minister Thorvald Stauning ended the opposition to the German attack
>sir, the germans are amassing at the border
>ok
>should we move our own troops in to defend?
>no
>why not?
>the germans might find it offensive
Vorpommern, Wismar, and Verden are rightful Scandi clay.
No thank you we have enough arabs as it is.
Imagine thinking Dyrachium doesn’t belong to the Greeks
read the Aeneid
>one day the sons of try will be united in the same state
>almost all of Ukraine is in the Commonwealth
>except Crimea
kek
dont think the commonwealth ever controlled crimea
Vgh...
explain what's wrong with this
you have no chin
you have no dick troony
Nice lookism bro
nothing wrong with it, just means you're a angry impotent child trying to live a power fantasy vicariously through a video game
you are angry troony who cope with the fact that you will never be a woman.
>mfw I use the power of waltzes and fancy uniforms to unite all the Danubian peoples under the Habsburg eagle
>t. vatnik
>Portugal
The best European map would never include Portugal
AND I MADE [Germany, Ireland, Greece, Russia]... BIGGER
>aha i cut my own dick
you will never be a woman
cultural group is a better term than race.
no one will make me belive all finno-ugric people are the same race
>Italians, Albanians and Tunisians are from the same "culture group"
Roman Emperor declared that Carthage is part of Italy and Italians and Albanians are both troyans.
Yeah, well a British emperor declared that Ireland is part of Britain and the English and Irish are both a mixture of germanic and celt.
What now?
Illegitimate barbarian government.
Last heirs of Charlemagne, more legitimate than any Roman Emperor.
>Charlemagne
The vatican is the last remanent left of the roman empire.
So no Pope seal of approval
no roman legitimacy
Roman-blooded Italians are in the same culture group as Norse-descended Italians and Sicilians, yes.
>United Ireland
>thread, OP image, etc., have nothing to do with America
>CRTL + F "America": 8 results and counting
Literal, unabashed, unironic OBSESSION.
Because you yanks make shitty "I fixed Europe" maps like this all the time. This one's only notable because OP kept his instinct to Groß Germany in check and settled for Großing Byzantium.
The UK only started being called the UK when Ireland joined. Before that it was the Kingdom of Great Britain. Get your lore right.