Movies with unrealistic plots
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hahaha I agree its so unrealistic. Like how could that even happen
ahah yeah could you imagine haha 40 years and no sex haha so crazy..
Pure fantasy
The one starring Rod Stieger and Nancy Marchland was so much better.
The ending was pure fantasy. Everything else was realistic blackpill kino.
>i.e. half of all young men today when they turn 40
What level of cope is this? Maybe 5% of people are virgins at age 21
>Source: trust me, bro
>33 years old
>HHKV
It's never gonna get better is it?
Life story so I can avoid your shit existence please
t. zoomer
I was always just a loner in high school and college seeing as I preferred things like constructing Lego to sports and all of my peers insisting on drinking and taking drugs like degenerates, I went to a couple parties but I could tell nobody liked me so always just left early, Since then I've worked as tech support at a school but I just don't know how to find anyone, I've tried dating apps but unless you're a 6ft chad on 500k a year it's pointless
I'm 24 and virgin and I literally don't care, women are unbelievably dumb and unbearable
>Also me: WAAAAA! WHY WOMEN HATE ME!
You say that until a girl professes feelings for you only to go off and frick someone else. That's when you know it's hopeless.
>Movies with unrealistic plots
right here
>girl professes feelings for you
It could happen to you too. You think it's bad now, you know nothing.
At this pace, all I will have to do is quit my job and start selling electronics. Two years to go.
this is why I like fictional media. It challenges your perception of reality with incredulous stories like this and 40 days and 40 nights.
Yea, this definitely can't be relatable to anyone in Cinemaphile haha stupid movie
This is me but unironically
>never want to make women uncomfortable or scared so I never approach them
I'm 22 and I just don't see how I'm going to lose my v card. I don't know how to meet girls besides using dating apps, which have never led to anything. At least the meds I'm on have tanked my sex drive so I'm not horny all the time with no way to release it (besides jerking off). People tell me I'm still young and can find someone but I don't even know if I want a girlfriend. I don't really like people and have a very low tolerance for female behavior so unless it's some unicorn autistic girl I just don't even care
>29
>Unemployed
>Live with Parents
>Still manage to frick 5-6 girls every year
How pathetic do you have to be to have never had sex? I'm not exactly a winner and I'm like an 8/10 in looks max
That just means there's an indelible barbaric aspect to your person that girls latch on to. You've coasted off of this your entire life but everyone is too afraid you'll beat them up to tell you. Luckily, you can't do shit to me here so I'm telling you straight up. You're a lower form of human that should have gone extinct with the neanderthals and that's why b***hes like you.
If I'm a lower form of human then why are women attracted to me
Because women are lower forms of human, stupid. They relate to your stone age mindset. That's why they didn't have rights until after morons like you got rights.
I'd rather be a moron than an incel
The feeling is mutual. Have fun getting old.
The biggest hurdle for me the living with parents thing.
I just don't see how many women could want to frick a man who still lives in his childhood bedroom
I usually just frick them at their houses/apartments
>moved houses into a bigger house at age 22 with my parents
>gonna live here and help pay the mortgage
How do I get that into their heads
That's not even it. 90% of you just can't get let go of that one girl. And then the years pass and you just end up frozen in time.
>I'm not exactly a winner
Yea and I bet you're ""just"" 6'4" tall too. Poor you. Not a winner huh
>How pathetic do you have to be to have never had sex?
I don't know. There are people who regularly soak their dick in pussy juice but are objectively more pathetic in one or more aspects compared to me so you tell me.
5 years left bros
My family before me were the ones that picked who they had sex with, they picked the genetics, of course the biggest decision was down to my mother, she fricked me super hard but it's unfair to blame it all on her, genetics pass on more than just 1 generation.
And now I have to suffer through it all, because frick me I guess.
Fricking useless ancestors. At least they kept the white skin, I'll give them props for that but that's all. They have failed me in pretty much everything else, their genetic mix is a massive frick up for me aesthetically speaking. Not to even mention I started balding at 18 years old JFL what a shit show.
why do people froth at the mouth and chimpout when you claim its all your parents' fault for however you turn out? cause its true
They'll take credit if the child ends up successful but if the kid ends up screwed up it wasn't their fault
Havent been laid for 8 years and it's fricking demoralizing
i just came here to say that if you want to know what sex feels like, pull your foreskin back HARD and hold it there, do this a few times and youll cum as intense as sex and racing heart beat
6 more months for me. Wow. Never thought about it like that.
How many thinly veiled incel threads does this board get in a day?
Just gave up on woman after i get past 25,now at 32 i own an apartment and live by myself, woman are useless and are only worthy for sex, if you want to have sex just pay for a prostitute and move on
There is some peace in knowing that no woman was, is or ever will be interested in me whatsoever.
Sure at the base level it's just coping, but I see nearly every man around me spend so much time, money and effort every single day on either trying to get a woman or in trying to keep his woman while I live care-free without ever even contemplating if anyone likes me or not. Makes life a lot simpler.
I dumped my girlfriend last Christmas and haven't been happier since. I finally don't get woken up 5 times during the night and I stopped being attracted to her because of how much I resented her so I turned down her sexual advances anyways. I miss her cooking and cleaning the kitchen, thoughbeit.
This you?
GIWTWM
Watched this with my wife the other night. People only remember this as le silly ha ha he a virgin raunchy comedy. Its actually just a run of the mill romcom.
You can really tell that there's a contingent of bitter 30-somethings who are still wasting their time on Cinemaphile, particularly on Cinemaphile. The same posters who make and post in these threads are probably the ones who whine about zoomers all day.
I'm a 23 year old man with a job and I've never so much as kissed or held hands with a girl. At some point you're going to have to accept that this is reality for at least 50% of your progenitors.
>main character gets into a long term relationship
>girl is great at first
>start to eventually get bored of her and resent her
>break up with her after being together for years
>enjoy life exponentially more when I'm single
>repeat the same scenario two more times
I don't know why I do this.
>this thread
Lmao. I lost my virginity when I was 17 and I thought that was late as frick
17 is pretty late for the black community. You should be ashamed of yourself.
Kek I’m white you moronic Black person
You sound cringe and gay IRL which is probably why you’re still a virgin
I get angry when I hear the virgin stories in here. I want to beat you all with an aluminum bat. Improve your appearance and start forwardly pursuing women.
It really is unacceptable. You should have no fear of rejection past 25 because you aren’t an emotional child.
I hate this movie so much ,the MC is a man living by himself without problems, he is happy in his daily life, he has a job which allows him to invest in what interests him (toys, comics and video games) but apparently this is not le good so it a israelite , a black and a White trash twist his brain and take him to places to humiliate him, in the end he will end up having to sell his collection, which brought him joy, to please a roastie mother of 2 children and owner of a business with no future
Both Rogan and antman are israelites
Just work out and be yourself bro.