>The Craft
Dang man the craft dang ole screaming at her bout your so pathetic dang Ole I bind you do no harm she was scary man dang Ole take these scars mammon don't need that stuff no sir.
Is Legends of the Fall good? The wilderness aspect always looked appealing but am I correct that it's the story of a moron who makes the mistake of introducing his wife to 90s Brad Pitt and cuckery ensues? Is that literally the whole plot or is there more going on?
Nope, no cuckery, it’s a pretty decent movie with the occasional kino moment. Especially when Pitt goes apeshit and scalps Germans after a death on the battlefield of ww1. Kino Anthony Hopkins also.
The only good thing about LotF is Anthony Hopkins, the rest is cuckold homosexualry in the form of a Lifetime Hallmark movie. It's literally a woman's movie, she fricks all three brothers. If you want to watch a far superior early Pitt kino movie that's in a similar setting go watch a River Runs Through It.
Getting conflicting cuckery reports here. She fricks THREE of 'em? Legends of the Dirty prostitute.
Not either of those anons, she fricks two of them and honestly I didn't like how they treated the one brother at all. He makes an honest living, is good for his community, gets into politics, and his family hates him. It's just patently ridiculous and it's very clearly made for women.
It's more of a mix, it's made for women with Pitt looking like a stereotypical women romance book cover but also you have parts for men like the whole WWI scenes and muh bear and fricking the young native daugther.
Pitt mostly just disapproved of Aidan Quinn getting engaged to the widow of the youngest brother and Hopkins had his stroke after the youngest died. Pitt warned Quinn she was crazy but Pitt fricked her anyways when Quinn was engaged to her. Then she finally an hero's herself with a pair of scissors.
It's worth it for Anthony Hopkins. He plays a battered old veteran of the old wars on the frontier. & he tries to stop his sons from joining ww1 but ultimately let's them go, but everything goes to shit. no spoilers even, that's pretty much the opening plot
The only good thing about LotF is Anthony Hopkins, the rest is cuckold homosexualry in the form of a Lifetime Hallmark movie. It's literally a woman's movie, she fricks all three brothers. If you want to watch a far superior early Pitt kino movie that's in a similar setting go watch a River Runs Through It.
I just recently watched that movie and it tripped me out much Angelina Jolies character reminded me of a smart leftist, intelligent but insane as frick with a tendency to say the most moronic shit and be a complete butthole. It convinced me that we should bring back nut houses.
I can't think of any movie I enjoy that I wouldn't tell the boys about. I don't know anyone onboard with the alphabet cult but I let everyone know I'm glad I watched The Crying Game right before the gender insanity blew up because I definitely wouldn't give something like it a chance now. I always mention how hilarious the scenes where the bartender is about to tell mc about Dills "secret" but changes his mind and is like "nevermind, buddy, enjoy your night" and right after when Dill surprises him by whipping out his giant pickle inches away from his face.
I still can't decide which was the bigger dick.
I tried but this is too moronic >omg that sociophat is stalking her and murdering ppl, but he want to change for her, he is kinda cute and her ex was really creepy and deserved to die 🙂
Oh no he doesn't want to change for her, he's already a fricking psycho. >and her ex was really creepy and deserved to die 🙂
Anon no he justifies killing the ex because the ex accidentally killed somebody while drunk. The show is not wish fulfillment for women per se, the dude is a fricking psycho and the show isn't shy about pointing this out. Especially considering (major spoilers) he kills the main girl of the first season at the end.
I enjoyed Mama Mia because I like ABBA. I liked The Princess Diaries and Ella Enchanted. Also Josie and the Pussycats. Early 2000s chick flicks are actually pretty great time capsules to a simpler, better age.
girl interrupted is so kino i love it- reminds me of being in a mental hospital in a weird nostalgia way. i get the same vibe from episode 1 of legion.
Legends of the Fall is like dang man. Dang Ole Brad Pitt montana like river runs through it but dang Ole pow action and horses adventure dang Ole tragedy but that bear he didn't kill because they shared blood Ole stab narrated it just dang Ole.
Angelina Jolie has never been pretty.
>:(
She’s the original puta.
This is an extremely gay post but I would even grant you that she bogged herself with anorexia in like 2002 or so.
She was hot as frick before age turned her into a weird hawk person.
angelina jolie has always been pretty
early Jolie (Hackers, Foxfire, etc) was hot before she become a skeleton which made her face age like 20 years
She was so cute. Is she part negress or what?
wait did she always have the big ass lips? i figured those came later from cosmetic surgery, you telling me those are natural and not enhanced?
Some women are built like that. Ex of mine had the exact same kind of lips.
I kind of agree with you but at the same time she's damn near 50 and still easily mogged every other MCU heroine there is.
>legends of the fall
You are my swarthy American
>Pride and Prejudice
>The Craft
>Jennifer's Body
>The Craft
Dang man the craft dang ole screaming at her bout your so pathetic dang Ole I bind you do no harm she was scary man dang Ole take these scars mammon don't need that stuff no sir.
Christ is lord.
Is Legends of the Fall good? The wilderness aspect always looked appealing but am I correct that it's the story of a moron who makes the mistake of introducing his wife to 90s Brad Pitt and cuckery ensues? Is that literally the whole plot or is there more going on?
Nope, no cuckery, it’s a pretty decent movie with the occasional kino moment. Especially when Pitt goes apeshit and scalps Germans after a death on the battlefield of ww1. Kino Anthony Hopkins also.
Getting conflicting cuckery reports here. She fricks THREE of 'em? Legends of the Dirty prostitute.
Not either of those anons, she fricks two of them and honestly I didn't like how they treated the one brother at all. He makes an honest living, is good for his community, gets into politics, and his family hates him. It's just patently ridiculous and it's very clearly made for women.
It's more of a mix, it's made for women with Pitt looking like a stereotypical women romance book cover but also you have parts for men like the whole WWI scenes and muh bear and fricking the young native daugther.
>and fricking the young native daugther.
Oh right that was based.
Pitt mostly just disapproved of Aidan Quinn getting engaged to the widow of the youngest brother and Hopkins had his stroke after the youngest died. Pitt warned Quinn she was crazy but Pitt fricked her anyways when Quinn was engaged to her. Then she finally an hero's herself with a pair of scissors.
It's worth it for Anthony Hopkins. He plays a battered old veteran of the old wars on the frontier. & he tries to stop his sons from joining ww1 but ultimately let's them go, but everything goes to shit. no spoilers even, that's pretty much the opening plot
The only good thing about LotF is Anthony Hopkins, the rest is cuckold homosexualry in the form of a Lifetime Hallmark movie. It's literally a woman's movie, she fricks all three brothers. If you want to watch a far superior early Pitt kino movie that's in a similar setting go watch a River Runs Through It.
>I couldn't save him
The romance stuff is nothing. This was the movie.
Big Fish
frick that's a good one
I just recently watched that movie and it tripped me out much Angelina Jolies character reminded me of a smart leftist, intelligent but insane as frick with a tendency to say the most moronic shit and be a complete butthole. It convinced me that we should bring back nut houses.
I can't think of any movie I enjoy that I wouldn't tell the boys about. I don't know anyone onboard with the alphabet cult but I let everyone know I'm glad I watched The Crying Game right before the gender insanity blew up because I definitely wouldn't give something like it a chance now. I always mention how hilarious the scenes where the bartender is about to tell mc about Dills "secret" but changes his mind and is like "nevermind, buddy, enjoy your night" and right after when Dill surprises him by whipping out his giant pickle inches away from his face.
I still can't decide which was the bigger dick.
>chud can't stop thinking about left vs right at any given moment
But enough about you
Not a movie but a show.
I tried but this is too moronic
>omg that sociophat is stalking her and murdering ppl, but he want to change for her, he is kinda cute and her ex was really creepy and deserved to die 🙂
Oh no he doesn't want to change for her, he's already a fricking psycho.
>and her ex was really creepy and deserved to die 🙂
Anon no he justifies killing the ex because the ex accidentally killed somebody while drunk. The show is not wish fulfillment for women per se, the dude is a fricking psycho and the show isn't shy about pointing this out. Especially considering (major spoilers) he kills the main girl of the first season at the end.
The Proposal
hollow
Love it
The Devil Wears Prada.
4 weddings and a funeral
My girl
My best friend's wedding
I enjoyed Mama Mia because I like ABBA. I liked The Princess Diaries and Ella Enchanted. Also Josie and the Pussycats. Early 2000s chick flicks are actually pretty great time capsules to a simpler, better age.
>I liked The Princess Diaries and Ella Enchanted
Based. My mom watched both, and Princess Diaries 2 so much when I was growing up I can quote almost the whole movie.
27 Dresses
Showgirls
No movie but Gilmore Girls is kino
>Luke did nothing wrong
girl interrupted is so kino i love it- reminds me of being in a mental hospital in a weird nostalgia way. i get the same vibe from episode 1 of legion.
Legends of the Fall is like dang man. Dang Ole Brad Pitt montana like river runs through it but dang Ole pow action and horses adventure dang Ole tragedy but that bear he didn't kill because they shared blood Ole stab narrated it just dang Ole.
Kino of the 90s.
>Romy & Michelle's High School Reunion
>Sleeping With the Enemy
>Birds of Prey: And The Fabulous Emancipation of Harley Quinn
>IM the MARY
>Precious: Based on the novel Push by Sapphire
Tv show but Downton Abbey
Spiceworld
Never Been Kissed
13 Going on 30