movies you really enjoy that you won't tell the bros about

i'll start
>girl interrupted
>sleepy hollow
>legends of the fall

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Angelina Jolie has never been pretty.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >:(

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        She’s the original puta.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is an extremely gay post but I would even grant you that she bogged herself with anorexia in like 2002 or so.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      She was hot as frick before age turned her into a weird hawk person.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      angelina jolie has always been pretty

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      early Jolie (Hackers, Foxfire, etc) was hot before she become a skeleton which made her face age like 20 years

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        She was so cute. Is she part negress or what?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        wait did she always have the big ass lips? i figured those came later from cosmetic surgery, you telling me those are natural and not enhanced?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Some women are built like that. Ex of mine had the exact same kind of lips.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I kind of agree with you but at the same time she's damn near 50 and still easily mogged every other MCU heroine there is.

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >legends of the fall
    You are my swarthy American

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Pride and Prejudice
    >The Craft
    >Jennifer's Body

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The Craft
      Dang man the craft dang ole screaming at her bout your so pathetic dang Ole I bind you do no harm she was scary man dang Ole take these scars mammon don't need that stuff no sir.

      Christ is lord.

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is Legends of the Fall good? The wilderness aspect always looked appealing but am I correct that it's the story of a moron who makes the mistake of introducing his wife to 90s Brad Pitt and cuckery ensues? Is that literally the whole plot or is there more going on?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nope, no cuckery, it’s a pretty decent movie with the occasional kino moment. Especially when Pitt goes apeshit and scalps Germans after a death on the battlefield of ww1. Kino Anthony Hopkins also.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        The only good thing about LotF is Anthony Hopkins, the rest is cuckold homosexualry in the form of a Lifetime Hallmark movie. It's literally a woman's movie, she fricks all three brothers. If you want to watch a far superior early Pitt kino movie that's in a similar setting go watch a River Runs Through It.

        Getting conflicting cuckery reports here. She fricks THREE of 'em? Legends of the Dirty prostitute.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not either of those anons, she fricks two of them and honestly I didn't like how they treated the one brother at all. He makes an honest living, is good for his community, gets into politics, and his family hates him. It's just patently ridiculous and it's very clearly made for women.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's more of a mix, it's made for women with Pitt looking like a stereotypical women romance book cover but also you have parts for men like the whole WWI scenes and muh bear and fricking the young native daugther.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >and fricking the young native daugther.
              Oh right that was based.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Pitt mostly just disapproved of Aidan Quinn getting engaged to the widow of the youngest brother and Hopkins had his stroke after the youngest died. Pitt warned Quinn she was crazy but Pitt fricked her anyways when Quinn was engaged to her. Then she finally an hero's herself with a pair of scissors.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's worth it for Anthony Hopkins. He plays a battered old veteran of the old wars on the frontier. & he tries to stop his sons from joining ww1 but ultimately let's them go, but everything goes to shit. no spoilers even, that's pretty much the opening plot

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The only good thing about LotF is Anthony Hopkins, the rest is cuckold homosexualry in the form of a Lifetime Hallmark movie. It's literally a woman's movie, she fricks all three brothers. If you want to watch a far superior early Pitt kino movie that's in a similar setting go watch a River Runs Through It.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I couldn't save him
      The romance stuff is nothing. This was the movie.

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Big Fish

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      frick that's a good one

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just recently watched that movie and it tripped me out much Angelina Jolies character reminded me of a smart leftist, intelligent but insane as frick with a tendency to say the most moronic shit and be a complete butthole. It convinced me that we should bring back nut houses.

    I can't think of any movie I enjoy that I wouldn't tell the boys about. I don't know anyone onboard with the alphabet cult but I let everyone know I'm glad I watched The Crying Game right before the gender insanity blew up because I definitely wouldn't give something like it a chance now. I always mention how hilarious the scenes where the bartender is about to tell mc about Dills "secret" but changes his mind and is like "nevermind, buddy, enjoy your night" and right after when Dill surprises him by whipping out his giant pickle inches away from his face.
    I still can't decide which was the bigger dick.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >chud can't stop thinking about left vs right at any given moment

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        But enough about you

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not a movie but a show.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I tried but this is too moronic
      >omg that sociophat is stalking her and murdering ppl, but he want to change for her, he is kinda cute and her ex was really creepy and deserved to die 🙂

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh no he doesn't want to change for her, he's already a fricking psycho.
        >and her ex was really creepy and deserved to die 🙂
        Anon no he justifies killing the ex because the ex accidentally killed somebody while drunk. The show is not wish fulfillment for women per se, the dude is a fricking psycho and the show isn't shy about pointing this out. Especially considering (major spoilers) he kills the main girl of the first season at the end.

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Proposal

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    hollow
    Love it

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Devil Wears Prada.

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    4 weddings and a funeral
    My girl
    My best friend's wedding

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I enjoyed Mama Mia because I like ABBA. I liked The Princess Diaries and Ella Enchanted. Also Josie and the Pussycats. Early 2000s chick flicks are actually pretty great time capsules to a simpler, better age.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I liked The Princess Diaries and Ella Enchanted

      Based. My mom watched both, and Princess Diaries 2 so much when I was growing up I can quote almost the whole movie.

      https://i.imgur.com/pooghRy.jpg

      i'll start
      >girl interrupted
      >sleepy hollow
      >legends of the fall

      27 Dresses
      Showgirls

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    No movie but Gilmore Girls is kino
    >Luke did nothing wrong

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    girl interrupted is so kino i love it- reminds me of being in a mental hospital in a weird nostalgia way. i get the same vibe from episode 1 of legion.

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Legends of the Fall is like dang man. Dang Ole Brad Pitt montana like river runs through it but dang Ole pow action and horses adventure dang Ole tragedy but that bear he didn't kill because they shared blood Ole stab narrated it just dang Ole.

    Kino of the 90s.

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Romy & Michelle's High School Reunion
    >Sleeping With the Enemy
    >Birds of Prey: And The Fabulous Emancipation of Harley Quinn

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >IM the MARY

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Precious: Based on the novel Push by Sapphire

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tv show but Downton Abbey

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Spiceworld

  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Never Been Kissed

  23. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    13 Going on 30

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