I watched Ferris Bueller's Day Off at least 50 times between 5th and 12th grade. One time I even watched the first half of the movie three times, in three different classes, on the same day. Weird since it's a movie that promotes skipping school, but hey it was kino
my homosexual teachers just showed Pixar shit nonstop. First it was Toy Story, then it was a Bugs Life, then Toy Story 2, then Finding Nemo. Then I graduated. I imagine kids in school right now are watching shit like Onward and Turning Red over and over.
a couple times in school we saw Mr. Holland's opus. And I remember one of my friends burst out laughing during this scene at the homosexual implications, which made everyone else laugh.
attended elementary school in rural wyoming so I saw dances with wolves 99080908098 times by fourth grade...fricking homosexuals wouldn't show any other movie
>teacher wheels out the cart >start praying to Jesus >pleasenotrudyagainpleasenotrudyagainpleasenotrudyagainpleasenotrudyagainpleasenotrudyagainpleasenotrudyagainpleasenotrudyagainpleasenotrudyagainpleasenotrudyagainpleasenotrudyagainpleasenotrudyagainpleasenotrudyagainpleasenotrudyagain >it's pic related >forget where I am for a moment, say FRICK YEAH >get in trouble >still get to watch it
Good times.
Fricking elf. God i hate that movie so much i want to see will ferrels homosexual face get blackened by powder burns when i put a gold dot into his cheekbone
>Glory
kino >Memento
kino >Princess Mononoke
kino >The Quick and the Dead
My high school history teacher thought the flim was dumb because it wasn't "historically correct" but still kino >2001 a space odyssey
kino >Juno
Worst fricking movie I saw. No wonder why she became a trannies after that flim >The Spongebob movie for the billion times already, still kino
Our elementary school teacher showed us Schindler's List when we were 12. Everyone walked out of the classroom until it was just me and the teacher and then I didn't even get to see the fricking ending because the teacher knew he fricked up.
Things shown in high school:
The Matrix
The 13th Warrior
BoB/Pacific
Hitler: The Rise of Evil
Downfall
Thirteen Days
Higher Learning
Man On Fire
Million Dollar Baby
Renaissance Man
A Separate Peace
Smoke Signals
You can guess which classes they were for. I should add I went to Catholic school.
it was a tradition in english class during freshman year to watch "monty python and the holy grail," regardless of the teacher (although i think some teachers eventually bowed out but that was after my time).
I watched Troy because teacher had the hots for Brad Pitt (who wouldn't I guess). I lived in a 50/50 white/black school district, so we watched Roots and another film (iirc about MLK) and it was hilarious as they had to cut it short both times because it caused fights among melaninated classmates *Yo this homie look like Trey's mom*.
Had a Spanish teacher who'd put on Little Mermaid in Spanish and told us to write down all the words we recognized while they slept on their desk. Must have watched it 30-40 times Best B I ever got.
>Gattaca >National Treasure >Rudy >Radio >We Are Marshall fricking constantly (it was a local story) >Bridge To Terabithia (activated my lifelong depression)
They showed us Gone With the Wind all in one sitting in like 5th grade and the only thing any of us remembered even immediately after watching was a horse just dropping dead like a sack of potatoes
When I was in college I took summer courses one year to meet the bullshit requirements for graduating and for one of the classes all we did was watch Blood Diamonds. we were supposed to have a final test but day of, prof showed up saying he couldn't find it so everyone would get an "A". these are the types of classes people are taking out hundreds of thousands of dollars in loans to take
for us it was just a bunch of holocaust books like Night by Elie Wiesel, My Name is Asher Lev, Diary of Anne Frank, Man's Search for Meaning (more about the dude's personal philosophy than a holocaust book but whatever), etc.
I don't think I've ever actually read the Diary of Anne Frank in school, I think we went through the play version instead?
We got that one movie of an American skinhead in the 90s who gets sent back to nazi Germany and has to watch a israeli girl die in a concentration camp.
I watched Ferris Bueller's Day Off at least 50 times between 5th and 12th grade. One time I even watched the first half of the movie three times, in three different classes, on the same day. Weird since it's a movie that promotes skipping school, but hey it was kino
My school only had Dante's Peak on VHS. We watched it like 4 times.
Iron Man
Alien vs Predator
A small part of the Patriot before they realized their mistake
Goodnight Mr Tom
my homosexual teachers just showed Pixar shit nonstop. First it was Toy Story, then it was a Bugs Life, then Toy Story 2, then Finding Nemo. Then I graduated. I imagine kids in school right now are watching shit like Onward and Turning Red over and over.
It was pretentious bullshit
The frick is wrong with your teacher, did he get fired?
what's pretentious about it? the fact that it's in French?
>October sky
>space jam
>stand and deliver
>hotel Rwanda
>of mice and men
>freedom writers
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>October Sky
>Hotel Rwanda
These for me. Also Forrest Gump and The Patriot.
a couple times in school we saw Mr. Holland's opus. And I remember one of my friends burst out laughing during this scene at the homosexual implications, which made everyone else laugh.
i found out about the spanish prisioner from a movie day in school i am so greatful
Tintin 2011
It was cool
attended elementary school in rural wyoming so I saw dances with wolves 99080908098 times by fourth grade...fricking homosexuals wouldn't show any other movie
>teacher wheels out the cart
>start praying to Jesus
>pleasenotrudyagainpleasenotrudyagainpleasenotrudyagainpleasenotrudyagainpleasenotrudyagainpleasenotrudyagainpleasenotrudyagainpleasenotrudyagainpleasenotrudyagainpleasenotrudyagainpleasenotrudyagainpleasenotrudyagainpleasenotrudyagain
>it's pic related
>forget where I am for a moment, say FRICK YEAH
>get in trouble
>still get to watch it
Good times.
holy based
I wish I had watched this in school, didn't discover it until adulthood. Great movie
It's a movie made for children, not manchildren, which makes it a classic as far as I'm concerned. It is one of the great children's films of 80s.
substitute teachers in middle school used to show Home Alone all the time. I havent watched it since the mid 90s.
GATTACA
like 7 times in 4 years
It’s a decent film but frick it I’ll never watch it again
it was always october sky or remember the titans. although one time we watched a beautiful mind
An Inconvenient Truth
Holocaust movies.
Fricking elf. God i hate that movie so much i want to see will ferrels homosexual face get blackened by powder burns when i put a gold dot into his cheekbone
The animated version of Sleepy Hollow and the Romeo and Juliet with Oliva Hussey and the dude that looked like Zach Efron
Frickin Catholic school, man.
I remember Blood Diamond and pic rel
fricking Catholic school indeed
we watched the Raul Julia Oscar Romero movie from 1989 in religion class but it was a jesuit school
forgot about her
she came out of nowhere, landed 3 lead roles in Hollywood movies and then decided to go back to the UK
In my school we watched another connerykino, the name of the rose.
>Glory
kino
>Memento
kino
>Princess Mononoke
kino
>The Quick and the Dead
My high school history teacher thought the flim was dumb because it wasn't "historically correct" but still kino
>2001 a space odyssey
kino
>Juno
Worst fricking movie I saw. No wonder why she became a trannies after that flim
>The Spongebob movie for the billion times already, still kino
we had to watch The Day After Tomorrow in my earth science class during our global warming unit. still not sure what the point was supposed to be
>global warming unit
Thank frick I went to school in the 90s.
To introduce you to kino disaster movies
we would watch pic related in ap euro when we had downtime
When Finding Nemo dropped on DVD I saw that movie in like 4 different classes.
The Last Starfighter
Enemy Mine
Old Yeller
Where the Red Fern Grows
>We need a cuck queen. Say no more I know just the girl.
Our elementary school teacher showed us Schindler's List when we were 12. Everyone walked out of the classroom until it was just me and the teacher and then I didn't even get to see the fricking ending because the teacher knew he fricked up.
The good guys lose.
Made a list of these kinos
https://letterboxd.com/filmzzz/list/its-2005-and-the-teacher-is-hungover-so-today/edit/
Oops fricked up link
https://letterboxd.com/filmzzz/list/its-2006-and-the-teacher-is-hungover-so-today/
Things shown in high school:
The Matrix
The 13th Warrior
BoB/Pacific
Hitler: The Rise of Evil
Downfall
Thirteen Days
Higher Learning
Man On Fire
Million Dollar Baby
Renaissance Man
A Separate Peace
Smoke Signals
You can guess which classes they were for. I should add I went to Catholic school.
>The 13th Warrior
English - Beowulf
watching BoB first three episodes on the bus ride back from the paintball trip was so kino in high school
I'm pretty sure I saw Pay it Forward twice in school
it was a tradition in english class during freshman year to watch "monty python and the holy grail," regardless of the teacher (although i think some teachers eventually bowed out but that was after my time).
Dead Poets Society
I watched Troy because teacher had the hots for Brad Pitt (who wouldn't I guess). I lived in a 50/50 white/black school district, so we watched Roots and another film (iirc about MLK) and it was hilarious as they had to cut it short both times because it caused fights among melaninated classmates *Yo this homie look like Trey's mom*.
atleast three times
From my art class, good movie.
One Hour Photo
Had a Spanish teacher who'd put on Little Mermaid in Spanish and told us to write down all the words we recognized while they slept on their desk. Must have watched it 30-40 times Best B I ever got.
The Romeo and Juliet with boobs.
We just got the 1963 Lord of the Flies with little boy dicks.
>Gattaca
>National Treasure
>Rudy
>Radio
>We Are Marshall fricking constantly (it was a local story)
>Bridge To Terabithia (activated my lifelong depression)
They showed us Gone With the Wind all in one sitting in like 5th grade and the only thing any of us remembered even immediately after watching was a horse just dropping dead like a sack of potatoes
When I was in college I took summer courses one year to meet the bullshit requirements for graduating and for one of the classes all we did was watch Blood Diamonds. we were supposed to have a final test but day of, prof showed up saying he couldn't find it so everyone would get an "A". these are the types of classes people are taking out hundreds of thousands of dollars in loans to take
the snowman movie
you know the one
Everyone in America had that solid month of holocaust films that primes us to never talk about israelites in a bad way.
for us it was just a bunch of holocaust books like Night by Elie Wiesel, My Name is Asher Lev, Diary of Anne Frank, Man's Search for Meaning (more about the dude's personal philosophy than a holocaust book but whatever), etc.
I don't think I've ever actually read the Diary of Anne Frank in school, I think we went through the play version instead?
We got that one movie of an American skinhead in the 90s who gets sent back to nazi Germany and has to watch a israeli girl die in a concentration camp.
Oh yeah we watched that Italian movie "Life is Beautiful" about the israelite in Italy who protects his son from dying in a concentration camp.
I remember reading The Kid in the Striped and The Devil's Arithmetic
Which was most surprising cause it was only released a couple of years before.