Mr. and Mrs. Smith

Frick you, I liked it

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The action scenes from what I saw in the trailer looked very amateurish.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This guy is going to get a himulation ritual to rival will smith, he obvious sold his soul for some charisma modifier. His whole vide doesn’t fit. Obviously sold to a discount devil

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You will never be organic. You have no hype, you have no grassroots support, you have no fans. You are a collective of shills twisted into a crude mockery of love for a show.
    All the “hype” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Jeff Bezos is disgusted and ashamed of you, your employers laugh at your tiny paychecks behind closed doors.
    Cinemaphile is utterly repulsed by you. Tens of years of shilling have allowed its posters to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even your memes which “pass” look uncanny and unnatural. Your political correctness is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a Cinemaphile poster hyped for Mr and Miss smith, he’ll turn tail and pirate it the second it comes out.
    Mr and miss smith will never be a beloved TV series. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning as you start your frick you, I liked it thread and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
    This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Delicious

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nice.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fuggo midgets.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reverse Stacy effect going on here, he looks worse next to that shapeless makeupless women,

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bloods hips are wider than his shoulders. Lil ftm lookin-ass Jordan Peele wannabe motherfricker

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can't imagine what kind of immense homosexual would watch this

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like Donald Glover quite a bit but holy shit does the dude do everything in his power to seem forced. I haven't liked anything he's done since Guava Island and I never cared for community. He's been dormant making music too and suffers from TDS from time to time.
    I like picrel a lot though. Makes me want more synthwave and yacht rock influenced hip-hop.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Frick you, I didn't ask.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I liked it too, anon.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No one really liked the original Mr & Mrs Smith either. It wasn't a very good movie.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this

      I like Donald Glover quite a bit but holy shit does the dude do everything in his power to seem forced. I haven't liked anything he's done since Guava Island and I never cared for community. He's been dormant making music too and suffers from TDS from time to time.
      I like picrel a lot though. Makes me want more synthwave and yacht rock influenced hip-hop.

      Also this, first three songs are super kino
      https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=lqVpXC4QFZI&si=8mNGTTONLsw3KgkG
      https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=L7KnhVlMwVw&si=hlLRtiRVX097KJL8
      https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=nQ7fuj9yYW0&si=VsENfITxGEQox2U4

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why'd they cast ugliest Asian chick imaginable?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Unless you're Awkwafina(she must give awesome head) or somebody washed up from the 00s Hollywood doesn't care for Asian girls.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Hollywood doesn't care for Asian girls.
        Man, those freaks really are out of touch.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Very. Hollywood's going to learn the same lesson it did in the 50s/60s when it couldn't compete with European and British productions.

          checked and kekd, she's mid at best for sure. but I got mad respect for her for creating PEN15. One of the only funny tv comedies of the later half of 2010s. so I give her +2 overall.

          >creating PEN15.
          Well, now I fricking hate her. Live action Big Mouth sucked so much fricking balls.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Not really, most people don't like Asians. Especially other Asians.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She assured me she was sexy, so you must be mistaken.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Oh, must have missed that. Well then, it is time for very unpleasant, forced masturbation.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >very unpleasant, forced masturbation.
          The best kind of masturbation

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it was meant to be phoebe waller bridge but glover demanded and asian actress

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it was pretty good. for what it was, I enjoyed the action scenes. the therapy episode was zzz. really like the finale.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I didn’t even know it was a series. I thought it was a movie.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        8 eps, about 40 min each. it's not quite slop but it's not groundbreaking or anything. fun little show you watch over a day or two. it's not even woke either, hardly talks about race but Cinemaphile these days will still get uppity about it. the show really is about millennial relationships, so Cinemaphile would probably hate it even more if they actually watched it lmao. luckily, I could relate because I used to have a gf.
        >inb4 how much are they paying you
        >inb4 JIDF

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The Asian b***h is ugly as frick though.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            checked and kekd, she's mid at best for sure. but I got mad respect for her for creating PEN15. One of the only funny tv comedies of the later half of 2010s. so I give her +2 overall.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm not interested it it simply due to the fact that it's not really Mr. and Mrs. Smith from the way I read on different sites
          >couple doesn't start out married
          >couple isn't competent as frick
          Three is no reason to call this show Mr. and Mrs. Smith other than to cash in on people who watched the movie and they know it

          Later on it turns out the company routinely merks Smiths who frick up, and that they have specific teams whose sole job is to eliminate other Smiths.
          the scene at the beginning is two such assets being scrubbed by the company.
          the whole deal is that all their assets are expendable, and the best recruits are moved up into positions where their entire job is to dispose of assets that have served their purpose.

          I liked it, you homosexuals are just triggered by the Black person and hapa leads. Even the gun selections were pretty good here compared to most TV shows and it seems like they actually had an armorer who knows shit about frick because as a /k/ommando I spotted some guns on this show that you don't usually see.

          I'm not sure how comedic the show is but what a terrible way of handling a covert agency. So the company accepts agents who frick up to work there? How on earth is that a plausible idea, especially if they regularly kill off their own agents?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >So the company accepts agents who frick up to work there? How on earth is that a plausible idea, especially if they regularly kill off their own agents?
            Again I kinda read it as, they take inclined people no one legitimate will take, have them do jobs nobody legitimate would ever do because they don't have the leverage or knowledge to turn them down, then kill them when they either become more of a liability than a benefit or they figure out too much. If they end up being competent, then they end up getting promoted to clean up crew.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is it true he demanded an asian actress? lmao imagine

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She's not even hot
      Given he isn't much to look at beyond the face I guess it makes sense

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Childish Gambino has yellow fever

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He demanded Phoebe Waller-Bridge be replaced and placed a race card, "wanted more diversity".
      In fact anyone with a brain would say anything to get rid of that rat faced anglo israelite rat.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You were payed to like it

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Seriously, can you tell me why? I watched three episodes and had enough. Towards the end of the third I just couldn't stop asking myself why the company would hire such awful spies. I mean they're terrible, from the start. And then I remembered the conversations about how no other intelligence agency would have them and it's just like WTF? The entire premise of the show falls apart for me at that point. Unless later on the plot becomes the company purposefully hires neurotic frick ups to sacrifice to rich millionaires to hunt for sport.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Later on it turns out the company routinely merks Smiths who frick up, and that they have specific teams whose sole job is to eliminate other Smiths.
      the scene at the beginning is two such assets being scrubbed by the company.
      the whole deal is that all their assets are expendable, and the best recruits are moved up into positions where their entire job is to dispose of assets that have served their purpose.

      I liked it, you homosexuals are just triggered by the Black person and hapa leads. Even the gun selections were pretty good here compared to most TV shows and it seems like they actually had an armorer who knows shit about frick because as a /k/ommando I spotted some guns on this show that you don't usually see.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >the whole deal is that all their assets are expendable, and the best recruits are moved up into positions where their entire job is to dispose of assets that have served their purpose.

        I guess I'll give it another try. I still don't get why they wouldn't just hire competent agents to begin with, but maybe they answer that too.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >I still don't get why they wouldn't just hire competent agents to begin with, but maybe they answer that too.
          Tbh a lot of it is subtext but in the beginning of the first episode during their interviews it specifically says that the protagonists have a dishonorable discharge and failed a CIA psych exam respectively. The company specifically seems to hire people who would be considered unhirable by the legitimate intelligence community to do pretty extreme fast-and-loose black ops wetwork with little-to-no information being provided, pays them very well and never gives them enough information to gather the context of what they're doing. Then kills them if they frick up too much, and either promotes or kills them if they start to wise up, and at one point it is revealed that you cannot quit/retire from the company.

          It's subtext for the most part but my interpretation was that the company is a meat grinder for disposable, useful idiots.

          As the other anon said though, what the show is really "about" is the dynamic of romantic relationships of millennial professionals. I watched it with my wife and we both liked it.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >it specifically says that the protagonists have a dishonorable discharge and failed a CIA psych exam respectively. The company specifically seems to hire people who would be considered unhirable by the legitimate intelligence community to do pretty extreme fast-and-loose black ops wetwork with little-to-no information being provided,

            I got that but initially I was thinking personality/psychological problems. But as the show went on they just come off to me as "dumb" Like from mission one after they make the delivery but girl wants to stick around, I was re leaved when John declined. I'm not saying I knew what was going to happen was going to happen just that who the frick in this profession sticks around for drinks during a mission

            FRICK YOU yes of Course I know James Bond would stick around for drinks but this isn't a fricking James Bond movie .

            I feel right now (only having seen three episodes) that it would have been better if they had compulsions and psychosis that kept them from performing properly instead of, to me, just acting like impulsive idiots. Like Slow Horses. They're frick ups but they're "capable" frick ups, you know what I mean? They're mistakes and blind spots make since in terms of their characters as opposed to Mr and Mrs Smith who couldn't realize maybe they should have each others number BEFORE the mission started.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I guess I just want to say that both of the characters and the other Smiths they encounter check a lot of the boxes for psychopathy/APD over the course of the series, including what you're talking about here.

              In fact it becomes a plot point that she failed her CIA psych eval for showing sociopathic tendencies but they both show them constantly over the course of the season.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I did not know an inability to plan or have foresight was a sign of psychopathy. But anyway thanks for filling me in. Most people say they like or hate a show and I ask why it at best goes ignored and usually, for whatever reason, seems to be someone trying to start an argument.

                I'll try it again this coming weekend.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah dude, tbh I think a lot of people are dismissing this show out-of-hand as wokeshit and I just don't think it's a fair read on the show. Whether you end up coming around or end up not liking it, I'm glad you're giving it another shot because I did like it. Hopefully you don't end up thinking I'm moronic lol. I'll say though I did spend a lot of the show frustrated with decisions the characters are making until the psychopathy thing clicked with me, but it's honestly hard to say whether I'm giving the show too much credit there.

                Have a good week, anon.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >So the company accepts agents who frick up to work there? How on earth is that a plausible idea, especially if they regularly kill off their own agents?
            Again I kinda read it as, they take inclined people no one legitimate will take, have them do jobs nobody legitimate would ever do because they don't have the leverage or knowledge to turn them down, then kill them when they either become more of a liability than a benefit or they figure out too much. If they end up being competent, then they end up getting promoted to clean up crew.

            That does make sense but I'm still annoyed by the fact they would slap the name onto the show despite it being completely different from the movie

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              The last episode is the one where the DNA of the the movie actually starts to really show because the company tries to get them to kill each other and also sends a team to kill them.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I mean if people enjoy this premise, it's their right, obviously. The charm of the movie was that both characters didn't know they were affiliated with an agency, and if my memory serves me right, that they were both affiliated with different agencies. Them thinking they're married to a regular person was literally the point of the movie and I have no idea why that couldn't have been done with the show

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm interested in that rival corp that the black chick was working for.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I refuse to believe anyone who uses this website would actually sit down and watch something like this

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I refuse to believe anyone who uses this Television and Film board would sit down and watch television or film (that I don't approve of).
      Broadening your horizons is a good thing, anon, being narrow-minded isn't something to be proud of. If you open up, you'll watch more shit, but who knows? You may end up enjoying something, too.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >cmon anon, try a different menu option at McDonalds. Broaden your horizons :^)

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Oh come on anon we all know you won't eat anything but the mcnuggets.

          I bet you would like the cheeseburger if you gave it a try buddy

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            We just don't eat slop, the fact you can't even think outside of the McDonalds as a frame of reference for film/television speaks volumes.
            Now, back to The Americans with me. That show is Ararat Brandy with traditional Beef Stroganoff.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >we just don't eat slop
              t. Person posting on the board for discussing TV shows on the website Cinemaphile dot org
              Anon, we all know what this is, don't be putting on airs lol, who are you trying to impress

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >t. Person posting on the board for discussing TV shows on the website Cinemaphile dot org
                Indeed, and with that I have the right to express my opinion and my take is that you have poor taste in slop, and don't understand true slopkino.
                >Anon, we all know what this is, don't be putting on airs lol, who are you trying to impress
                I was merely being humorous. It is a show I'm currently enjoying immensely.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'm also a person posting on the TV board the website Cinemaphile dot org, we should both know what this is lol

                I'm laying in bed watching Burn Notice at 1:37AM and arguing about an Amazon Prime show lol, we are not discussing fine art here.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I'm also a person posting on the TV board the website Cinemaphile dot org, we should both know what this is lol
                I fail to understand your point with this.
                >I'm laying in bed watching Burn Notice at 1:37AM and arguing about an Amazon Prime show lol, we are not discussing fine art here.
                Indeed, but you feel to distinguish between mere crap and quality crap. Burn Notice is no Magnum p.i, after all.
                Now, hopefully this thread is still up by the time I finish my episode of Americans. Good day, it's 2:41 AM where I am.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I fail to understand your point with this
                That you're a pompous homosexual with an unearned sense of superiority

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Whether or not I am superior to you is besides the point. It is merely my opinion that I have better taste because it is mine, to which I am entitled to. As are you entitled to your opinion that you have better taste because it's yours.
                Good night, sir.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Whatever you recommend, you seem to know your slop well.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >it's all the same, I know because I've tried none of it
          Hey, fine; but this sounds awfully like addict brain to me, it even has the baseless pomposity.
          Sulking is supposed to be silent. Thank you.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Look, television is like fast food; it is made fast and lasts so short because there isn’t much density to it.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Television is, actually, television, and it varies show by show. Did Roger Ebert say that or something?

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you have to right to watch and like sloppy garbage, you are after all the target audience, a turbo NPC

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Then you're the one that's fricked

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Glover looks like an Australopithecus here

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't watch, and never will, therefore I won 😉

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hope hollywood burns to the ground. It makes smile everytime slop gets released because that's when I introduce people to the ways of Captain Jack Sparrow.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Indeed, or at least undergoes another New Hollywood era. Hollywood went through something similar when it was shackled by the code and was outcompeted and nearly destroyed by European/British productions. Japan seems to be providing that same pressure.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Japan seems to be providing that same pressure.
        4-5 years ago I never would have thought of watching anime and then I started with Attack on Titan. The comic industry is already feeling the squeeze.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yup. It's already trickling down into film with Godzilla and Boy And The Heron having outcompeted nearly everything else at the end of last year. And with TV forget it. Everybody under the age of 30 is almost exclusively watching either anime or old shows.

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Look at me, I'm Donald glover. You might think I'm serious, but see I make funny faces so you know when to laugh.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's always so funny when I see these celebrities that shit out social commentary. It's just a safe thing to do cause nothing actually gets done

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why do americans love promoting interracial relationship so much?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      because we're a multiracial country, and persistent racial division can destroy a country

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm afraid that ship has already sailed and hit an ice~~*berg*~~ and sunk.

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why remake something shitty that nodoby liked? might as well come up with something original

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this show is really good if you’ve ever had an actual long term relationship and if you haven’t it’s probably boring. I don’t expect literal edgelord teenagers and vagene starved pajeets to appreciate it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I can't wait for the next writer's strike coming this year because nobody likes their slop.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        hello literal edgelord

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The fact that people on this board and on right wing twitter all blame writers for shitty movies instead of studio executives who hate creativity is proof that you guys are braindead.
        Studio either hires bad writers or restricts good young writers/directors a lot because those guys don't have money and cache to say no.
        This TV series was good enough and I honestly liked it more than the movie.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >all blame writers for shitty movies instead of studio executives who hate creativity

          Gee I wonder why would people do this. Now cope, comrade.

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone has the right to choose the shit, the yummy poop-poop, they want to eat.
    Which reminds me a new overpriced WoW mount just got dropped! Yummy poopy

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >girl has reddit finger
    >guy doesn't

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Englighten me. Her hand does not appear to be on the trigger while Glover's is.

      Not really, most people don't like Asians. Especially other Asians.

      I think he's talking about ones that are actually attractive.

      The fact that people on this board and on right wing twitter all blame writers for shitty movies instead of studio executives who hate creativity is proof that you guys are braindead.
      Studio either hires bad writers or restricts good young writers/directors a lot because those guys don't have money and cache to say no.
      This TV series was good enough and I honestly liked it more than the movie.

      In all fairness producers are a more negatively influential class than they are ever given credit for but that doesn't excuse those people at all.
      >This TV series was good enough and I honestly liked it more than the movie.
      Neither are good frankly. They're a poor man's picrel.

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    First episode was good but I quit watching halfway through episode 3. Focusing on their farce of a marriage seemed like such a terrible decision to me. One moment she's reserved, they frick one time, and now they're bickering like teenagers? Add to that they're both grossly incompetent and childish and I couldn't stomach it. Shame because I thought the first episode was great.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is actually how women behave though?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        My wife and I are both early 30 millennials. Neither of us act like these morons. They're just genuinely stupid characters. Not because of them being too psychologically inept for the positions from which they were rejected/discharged, but because they're absolute buffoons. Which the show then doubles down on by having two 30-something year olds bicker like high schoolers. To go from two ostensibly competent enough professionals (EP 1) to the bumbling idiots they become by the second and third episode felt like whiplash. Both actors did great, though, and the show is well shot. I'll give it that.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's supposed to be a very "quirky" milennial show. That alone is a radioactive red flag that glows more than Langley.

      >Childish Gambino has yellow fever

      Kind of surprising to me given in Guava Island he really seemed into Black women

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Considering half of the appeal of the original Mr&Mrs was the offscreen romance between the co-stars, that makes it extra hilarious if he was expecting to get a smoking hot Lucy Liu-looking asiatic to be BLACKED and love him long time, and instead they gave him that manfaced abomination

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Really goes to show just how much the dude's star has faded, he went from Rihanna as his co-star to that in a couple short years lol

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    watched couple episodes but it was very boring so stopped watching

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    BMAF

    Disgusting

    t. patriotic asian male

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      WMAF however...

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Frick off cucker.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'll frick your asian wife and you'll like it, cuck

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous
  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It was okay, but no one would even put the show on without the Mr and Mrs Smith tag. Would be just another show people scroll past on Prime.

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Brad Pitt looks a bit different

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he got a tan

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this would unironically be better if they got a chad asian guy and a hot black chick

    i'd watch the shit out of that.

    as it stands i dont care for nogs and dumpy asian women

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >watching a remake with Black folk and chinese instead of the original whites
    frick off.

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they both die at the end

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