Mr. & Mrs. Smith

what's the verdict? kino or amazog slop?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    who asked for this?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I watched "PEN15", so I didn't ask or want this, but am probably the only one on this board who knows that asian

      She's cleaned her Instagram, but she hung out and got high with Ron Jeremy one night and she was beyond happy about it

      He's since gone to prison but it's kinda cool thinking how much into porn she is or was

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Porn addiction is NOT cool. It's destructive and warps your mind into dark places. That is why she thought it was okay for her to play a 14 year old despite being 40. She's been broken mentally for a long time due to being overly sexualized at a young age. I feel bad for her and for you for thinking that's "cool".

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ron Jeremy is just a true sleazebag icon, don’t think it signals that a girl is crazy into porn, more just them trying to be edgy.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >but am probably the only one on this board who knows that asian
        Nah, she's my TVfu, but with the stipulation that it's only because I don't actually know what sort of person she really is off-camera. If she's a b***h or moronic then I have backups.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She is the daughter of acclaimed jazz drummer Peter erskine. I implore you to listen to weather report and steps ahead instead of watching this show.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Steps Ahead is streets behind.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      me

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      donald glover and the racebaiters, obviously

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >who asked for this?
      indeed the answer is, no one assume its angelina jolie trying to erase the memory of how she met brad pitt now he'll never take the titless inane freak back

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Probably some woman in the industry and producers threw millions at her to make it.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you mean Glover ?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He said some woman, so yes.
          Captcha: W00K

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        if you dont know just stfu homosexual

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Blackrock

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      According to this moron, a dork with a clipboard goes around and asks everyone in the world what they'd like to see and the most asked for thing gets made into a film or TV show.
      Well, that might work in the CCP but over in this here israelitenited States of Murica we got this little old thing called freedom of speech which gives me the right to say frick you to all you mocha latte sipping Starbucks loyalty card holding homosexuals like you who just want to railroad me into watching The Barbie movie 2 (This time with extra troons queers and profiles) so take your committee and shove it up your momma's butthole communist b***h

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        there has to be a way of phrasing this that doesn't make you look mad

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          We tried that before and look where it got us

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Skill issue

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        angry essay posting is always cringe. take a xanny buddy

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Sure thing buddy. Be sure and remember that when you're muling coke through customs for Pablo escobar

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            still sounds angry, try again

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Try and fit my balls in your mouth again princess

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                still sounds angry, try again

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Try and fit my balls in your mouth again princess.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                still sounds angry, try again

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mr. Zesty and Mrs. Chong.

      Childish Gambino is alright, just he should be a supporting actor not a leading man. He's got that zest, and men and women can pick up on it.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I never joke about fashion
        Whenever he smiles big or his voice gets a little high all I hear is troy

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >he should be a supporting actor not a leading man
        100% this, his best parts in Atlanta were the ones with him in costume as guest characters

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Childish Gambino is alright
        Nah.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >AI made the wife Asian

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          many such cases

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          bell wife is canonically asian

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            beyond pornography and as extras in films about wars in the pacific, korea or vietnam. peking etc have no place in western society

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          bell wife is canonically asian

          israeli propaganda to engineer race mixing to genocide the white race

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      bump

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      bump

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yep

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like it

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pretty funny. Good production value. Action scenes kind of lame if you really pay attention. Audio mixing a little wonky. Good to watch with the gf.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Good to watch with the gf.
      How do I get? I mean watch this show?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You want it, you steal it. That's the only advice I can give.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Steal someone's girlfriend?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yes that was implied

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >That's the only advice I can give.
          No, please elaborate. How do I steal a gf?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            A van, zip ties, a black hood. Wait until dark.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      jesus christ you have shit taste

      https://i.imgur.com/liTBY67.jpg

      what's the verdict? kino or amazog slop?

      dont watch op, saw 2 episodes, and aside from wokeness nothing happens, no drama no action no spy shit, its very bland and boring

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >wokeness?
        Huh?
        Not the guy you replied to but I like it so far. Action isn’t that great though.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >huh? what's woke about remaking every classic film with white leads and replacing them with ugly black people or other diverse hires?
          >what's woke about remaking every classic franchise and replacing the male lead with an obnoxious and preachy feminist woman?
          >damn, why do these propaganda films keep failing?
          >why isn't anyone watching our politically subversive films about how awful white men are and how they should be replaced?
          >why does promoting blacks and bringing in thousands of third worlders a day keep making the country more and more dogshit?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Ignore the shill. They're on other boards too usually goes like
            >yeah it's not for me, but it's well made etc etc etc totally a real sentence somebody says on Cinemaphile etc
            Then they reply to every bit of criticism of the show

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Mr and Mrs Smith
            >Classic film

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I hope you know you're going to burn in hell for your hate of other races you don't like, and your in-general hateful nature. Also that if any of the stuff you said on here were leaked and made public, your family and friends(which you likely don't have any or many of) would not associate with you anymore.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Lol not being able to ban someone really chaps your dilator doesn’t it?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That anon's right. If there's a god, you're going to Hell. If not and we instead get to see everyone's posting in the future, so many of you losers are fricked that I actually look forward to the day. The amount of you that'll either an hero or be killed will have me clapping unlike any kino before.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Eh, my family has lived, worked, built, and gone to church in my home town since before the founding of America. My politics and morals have made America what it is today, the greatest country in the history of humanity. I’ll be fine. Enjoy shipping in millions of shitty poor people into your giant shithole cities until they decide to just take over like in Western Europe right now. Globalism = satanism.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >my family has lived, worked, built, and gone to church in my home town since before the founding of America
                And they raised a bastard who can't even practice the basics of the faith, valuing all human life and not judging others. You won't, in fact, be fine at all. You're not even a real Christian.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                10 off from greatness. Story of your life.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Your bait smells like your mother’s twat

                Sad. Also, Globalism can't = Satanism since we're all God's children. Not being able to come together is hateful judgement, which means Hell. Enjoy your eternal stay.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You’re trying too hard. Be more subtle.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                This isn't bait. If there's a Hell, that's where you're going. This is just Biblical fact. You hate others. Your heart is full of hate. You cast this judgement on others. Ergo, Hell. How do you not even know the basics as an American? Most of the country's Christian. Even atheists know all of this. You'd actually have to be a low IQ, ignorant moron not to be able to put two and two together. As for me, I don't care. I'm just waiting for the day I get to see some anon get impaled or shot on TV for making fun of handicapped people or black people or whoever.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Okay you aren’t listening, off you frick.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I hope you've said something along the lines of "gas the israelites" here so I can see someone gas you on the news someday, mostly for my own selfish justice. You break the social contract by being intolerance, you don't deserve tolerance. You've broken the social contract. All bets are off for you. Social contracts tell us "Hey, you don't harm me I don't harm you." It's life's way of morals outside of some made-up book. Those morals don't apply to hateful people. Those people deserve whatever comes to them.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Your bait smells like your mother’s twat

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Watch with girlfriend
      We watched White Lotus and liked it. Why is this couplekino?

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why not just give them a different last name and call it something else? People might have actually watched it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      mr and mrs Black person would just upset people

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Mr and Mrs Bypock

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    donald glover is an overrated zest pirate

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      pirate?

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >prime

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >This will sell our goyslop!!!!!
    Yeah, one look at the poster and I know everything I need to know.
    Garbage.
    Unwatchable.
    ..
    I'd wait for YMS or RLM or such for a review first.
    I hate watching shit that is so obviously a waste of time and outright propaganda.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    lol, colored folks can't even compete

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >nu-media can't comprehend the only reason people watched this trash is because the actors were attractive

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Unironically yes, what's the deal with that?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          white beauty standards are oppressive and must be deconstructed

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            They could at least hire attractive minorities. The sheasiatic was unbelievably generic looking and donglover is only "good looking" because fashion. If Denzel and Lucy loo were younger they would have killed this project

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous
        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The industry in general and casting in particular is controlled by post-wall foids who are very sensitive about their lousy looks. So they force ugliness into everything because they've convince themselves that ugliness is virtue.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      amazing how this piece of shit turned into precious IP according to this board

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        cope

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          seethe midwit. the movie was garbage

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >was
            and then it became kino
            seethe

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >zoomer spongebob feasting on goyslop

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        not everything is a sacred cow but I still don't want someone coming over my house and shitting on my everyday glassware.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >stop noticing all the white people are being replaced in all the movies you enjoy
        How bout no.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know if someone care, it was a shitty movie even at the time but went to watch because they had the two hottest leads in Pedowood att clearly fricking behind the scenes. They remade this into a show with Child Gambino and Some Chink, how could this work.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's crazy how attractiveness and on screen chemistry are forgotten ingredients.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        they aren't forgotten
        the ghouls who make this slop want ugliness and unhealthiness to be the norm
        can't have anyone inspired to better themselves

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's not forgotten, it's "progress".

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >on-screen chemistry
        HAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
        you've never seen the movie before have you?
        it's complete trash - no one likes or liked it
        right wing zoomies are so fricking pathetic it's hilarious hahahahahahha

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I agree, it's all so moronic. People think being hot and having chemistry are exactly the same thing. By that logic, all amateur porn has great chemistry too kek

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >they kill off this couple in the first episode
      >so they can make room for the new Mr. and Mrs. Smith
      >and leaves on a cliff hanger if the second couple is killed off at the ened

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yt ppl dun seezon dey food tho

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you know, they see any population with an IQ over 100 as their enemy. Expect to see more of this.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      "they" being right wingers
      and "they" are correct - anyone with any intelligence and wisdom hates conservacucks and how conservatives force politics/culture war narratives into everything

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It wasn't very good and I like Erskine

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Same. Thanks for the heads up. Woulda liked to see her play dramatic, but whatevs, I can't stand the Community nig.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Found the racist

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Here comes the fun police. You fricking snitches.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It has no other purpose beyond displaying racist ethnic fetish
    Worthless. Could as well be porn

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This looks like a panel for a talk at some conference, not a movie poster

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ikr?
      It's like a Greta Thunbuerg conference for 68 I.Q. and below goyslop worshipers

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    so tiresome

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why is it ok for fat and ugly israelites to self-insert themselves in movies with hot white women as their counterparts, but a black man casts a haggard looking average asian chick and suddenly it's a problem?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      dishonest or moronic take

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        answer the question

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          he wont because he cant

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          TND

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >why is it ok for fat and ugly israelites to self-insert themselves in movies with hot white women as their counterparts
      Name five

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it was meant to be phoebe waller bridge but glover demanded and asian actress

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        source now, that sounds wild but also just like him lmao

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        based glover not getting with "a ten in bongland"

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The asian lady said she was half Scottish in the first episode

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >based glover not getting with "a ten in bongland"
          He brought the script to her after their "amazing chemistry" in Solo.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        he's a white supremacist and can't stomach bmwf on tv

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >he's a white supremacist and can't stomach bmwf on tv
          based if true but noone else can either unless it reflects real life as an opiate addicted prostitute and her felon dealer pimp

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          and like most white supremacists he has yellow fever kek

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Absolutely based, I can't stand that rat faced israelite

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >it was meant to be phoebe waller bridge b
        Hollywood israelites pushing the ugliest goblins on to us. Remember when they tried that shit with Shia.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's just another boring rom com action slop that's just as mindless as the 2005 movie. fragile tards are just seething because the dude is black despite the fact the movie has absolutely no shoehorned sjw race shit whatsoever

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i just saw a clip of the nigra talking to the chink about how she doen sum wypipo sheit by tellin him he doesn't have boundaries with his mother

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Damn, Glover using sprayed on hairline

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Glover looks like a lion pizza chicken

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >not an argument
    concession accepted

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      TND

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >not an argument
        concession accepted

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      none of it is ok

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >CEO of Racism with a Reese's mug
        >the chocolate dominates the light-skinned peanut butter

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i remember when Cinemaphile actually used to be one of the only sensible places online to have reasonable discussions about minorities in media and now thanks to post-2016 culture war brainrot its just devolved into autistic screeching via memes and slurs by lonely 14-22 year old dorks looking for a club to fit in with. boring and pathetic.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >i remember when Cinemaphile actually used to be one of the only sensible places online to have reasonable discussions about minorities in media

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Or maybe movies became increasingly more pozzed and people are talking more about it now

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        obviously movies are more pozzed now. that wasn't the argument. it's no longer real criticism about them, it's just endless variations of "billions must die" and "13/50". This shit got old 7 years ago.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          "They're ugly and don't belong in the production" is a valid criticism.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            if you're a catty 15 year old hormonal school girl, then sure

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Congratulations on outing yourself.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >no u
                definitely not something a hormonal teenage girl would say

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Except I didn't call you a hormonal teenage girl and you'd understand that if you weren't some ESL third worlder being paid 30 cents an hour to shill this garbage on a site full of people that want you to slit your wrists.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >not an argument
                Concession accepted

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >the only way I can cope with a different opinion than mine is to build a strawman

                Im not even the anon you're answering to but this is pathetic, you might as well be a reposting bot for all you contribute here

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      go back

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      did you anons see the moronic viral marketing thing they did to try to shill this show? faking an emergency shut down of mark normand's standup show in NYC
      they can't even come up with good marketing for this slop kek

      what intelligent discussion do you want to have about this obvious slop?
      it's the slop that is the problem, you cannot have conversations about slop beyond critiquing it's slop nature

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        do what the true detective threads do, for example. watch the episode, point out the flaws in writing, point out any hamfisted #girlpower bullshit, etc
        lazily saying bumper sticker buzzwords like "slop" over and over just makes it look like everyone who dislikes this is a moron which is exactly what Amazon slop producers want. "why do you hate women so much?" etc

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >watch the episode
          K E K
          E E E
          K E K

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >one of the only sensible places online to have reasonable discussions about minorities in media
      Because they were that. Minorities. Now they are everywhere

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry buddy but the place is inherently contrarian and nonwhites/leftists are the new soulless corporate decision, appealing to the entire globe where whites are a minority, nonwhites the majority and most of them don’t even speak english and are very emotionally insecure so it needs to be extra sensitive and dumbed down enough to translate well. This nonwhite/women-pandering culture is really causing a resurgence in love for old actions movies which is sick though, can’t ruin everything while your insecurity drags us to a global capitalist hell.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the original mr mrs smith was also corporate slop

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you mean corporate kino

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            no i mean corporate slop

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          All except that weird Joe Strummer song they used for the theme. I honestly don’t know what they were thinking.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >globalism and capitalism won't ruin everything

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What would be of progressives without the social status based ad hominem? I guess we'll never know.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >t.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You dont remember shit because you werent there newbie.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I am very credulous.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm enjoying it for the comedy and the couple's chemistry, the espionage stuff seems deliberately vague and amoral. I haven't finished it yet so I'm wondering if they ever actually address what "The Company" is, is it a private corporation or a government agency? Why are they so cool about committing murder for unknown reasons?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's a whole show and not just a 2 hour movie so if there's going to be answers, dont expect them for several hours

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they did "married black spies" years ago with actually attractive people and no one watched it.

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is it just me or is it weird that companies like Amazon are trying make movies and tv shows. They started out as an online retailer selling books (which is what they are still best at imo).

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >take premise
    >female writers
    >female gaze, so Black personhomosexual is supposed to be the hot one
    >nvm that both Smiths were hot in the movie
    >kill off OG Smith couple in the first 5 minutes
    >rest is just therapy trauma talktalktalk
    https://twitter.com/Proseccoriqo/status/1753933704655683788

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the funniest thing is that Brad Pitt refused to give the nog advice or talk about his garbage show

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How is that funny and what advice could he even give? It was a popcorn slop movie he did 20 years ago it's not like it was an important film with a challenging role.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      imagine thinking what kind of advice a glorified prop like pitt can give lmao
      >step 1: be attractive

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >claps hands between words for emphasis

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        so true, sister

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          oops, meant for

          >why is it ok for fat and ugly israelites to self-insert themselves in movies with hot white women as their counterparts
          Name five

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ok why are blacks in hollywood so zesty. Literally no straight black man in the history if planet earth talks or acts like this. No straight blackman would date a frick ugly bug asian over fat pawg white woman. Who is this show for?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i know brother, these whitefolk are mocking us

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Donald Glover is unironically an honorary white, at least as far as show business is concerned. He's "black" in the same sense that driving a BMW is "sporty"

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's why most of Hollywood is zesty as shit now; they're all theater nerds. in yesteryears you would see normal people take a few classes and because they're attractive move to stardom but now its like 80% theater nerds, 15% repo babies, and 5% normal dudes

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Both are so fricking ugly at least cast a hot b***h no jolie level but damn unpleasant to look at a bug

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they'll never cast an attractive asian woman in something like this because the target audience of aging white women are extremely threatened by them

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they'll never cast an attractive black man in something like this because the target audience of aging white men are extremely threatened by them

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >target audience of aging white men
      this shit isn't made for them, they get terminal list and reacher instead

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it's not made for them to watch it, it's made for them to talk about not watching it. like this thread

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Are you kidding? They casted these two just so Cinemaphile can watch it, their intended audience

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >casted

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          cope

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    more like mr DeAndre and mrs Zhang

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    thanks for reminding me to cancel my prime subscription

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    do Asian women really?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >white husband allows her to become a bbc prostitute on camera
      so this how white men win !

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She's already half white anyway

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      asian women have been worshipping white men since the braggadawn, isnt that obvious

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >asian women
        beyond pornography and as extras in films about wars in the pacific, korea or vietnam. peking etc have no place in western society

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          western society appears to disagree with you

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >western society appears to disagree with you
            Not really. Get out more and stop believing what you are told. None of this interracial black lives crap has any real relevance outside the us melting pot and even there its a forced meme

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              nice cope Timmy

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Dont forget , Timmy got his gun and gave tyrone a few more holes

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >stop believing what you are told by believing what i'm telling you
              fricking moron

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >asian woman dating white man
      >black man dating white women
      >white wife's last name is literally White

      What did they mean by this?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >he's suppose to be 40
        >still has the baby face
        it's gonna look ridiculous once he starts graying

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i cant even be mad, im 31 and he looks better than me

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Aznmasculinity on suicide watch that’s what.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        this makes sense the guys a black nerd. No black woman would date a zesty black guy like this.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Both of maya and his real wife are half white half Asian
        Maybe both are half Jap

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Asian men dating black women next?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      isn't this the same actor whose character gets cucked by chang in past lives?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      every single mother fricking time

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the daughter of Mutsuko Nigatawa
      >Nigatawa

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This manlet looks like he's on his tippy toes

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I marathoned it, AMA

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      how often do you think about suicide ?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        like once a year, and the answer is always no, I llike to live

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I think about it every night before I fall asleep. It’s like counting sheep at this point.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why do you hate white people?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't hate white people

        why are you gay?

        I am not gay, I jerk off to women daily

        The ending ruined it. It was marginally entertaining up until that point, and I love me some Parker Posey.

        yeah last episode was the worst, I hate the old sitcom trope where everything is just a misunderstanding, also not a fan of "I'm acting" when they took the truth serum, that was annoying

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No, really - why DO you hate white people?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why are you gay?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The ending ruined it. It was marginally entertaining up until that point, and I love me some Parker Posey.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is it worth watching?
      Is the chemistry between the two leads as soulless as people claim?
      Is it too heavy on relationship drama and lacking in good action/adventure/spy shit or is it properly balanced?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        forgot to ask if it's ok to goon to the black man

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          is he even black, they both look mixed

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It’s very odd the way Glover acts in this. It’s almost as if he’s acting the way he thinks a normal black guy should behave instead of just being a normal black guy. He’s definitely got some kind of hang up about not being really black or something.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >It’s almost as if he’s acting the way he thinks a normal black guy should behave instead of just being a normal black guy.
              This. I couldn't shake this feeling during multiple episodes of Atlanta.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Is it worth watching?
        only if you are bored and there is nothing to watch
        >Is the chemistry between the two leads as soulless as people claim?
        it's alright, sometimes it feels like they are doing their own thing though, like the girl is really emotional and you feel like anybody could be on the recieving end of that, or donald is funny and it's just donald being funny
        >Is it too heavy on relationship drama and lacking in good action/adventure/spy shit or is it properly balanced?
        relationship is a main focus for sure, there's still spy stuff as a background, as a plot, and there's action, but the core is relationship

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Thanks, I'll give one or two eps a spin later then.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Maya Erskine is a fricking black hole of charisma, I meant even for an Asian woman she’s bad. They turned Donald Glover into a bumbling idiot who is worse at everything than Erskines character. The action scenes are short and lacking anything approaching authenticity. It’s pretty much exactly what you expect it would be, added to that guest stars of the most liberal people in Hollywood. Including this fricking idiot.

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I thought I was getting action, instead I got the neurotic writer self inserting all their millennial relationship problems into the script.

    And for these reasons…I’m out

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    show is unironically decent but i think its moronic how donald glover is trying to play himself up as some sort of sex symbol lately. he's a moderately competent writer/actor, not god's gift to humanity

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he's still the weird nerdy black guy
      he just can't shake the image

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You mean how most of his scenes have him with the top 4 buttons of his shirt open to show off his gold chains? Yeah it looked fake as frick.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        More or less. It could be a me issue but I can't help but see him and think he's just a diet version of Denzel Washington in the "cool" scenes

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          what an image, wow

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He wishes he had even a tenth of Denzel’s talent and gravitas. He’s never going to be anything except Troy Barnes. He knows it too.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This scene isn’t in the show. Maybe they already shot next season?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I couldn't find the scene I had in mind so I just chose a random google image

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            it's from the therapy episode, where he goes macho mode in the wilderness

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Nope they were definitely wearing different clothes, I just watched it yesterday. The part were he tried to show her he could fish? Yeah.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                yeah, I saw it yesterday too, my laptop died so I was playing mtg arena with this show as a little 2cmX1cm square in the corner

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yea was going to post this. i miss Donald Glover from Community, Derek Comedy, and his old Childish Gambino before Camp. I wish he went back to that kind of shit.

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What will they make once they remade every movie with minority actors
    troony actors?
    Mr & Mr Smith

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Instead of fighting they’ll just ban each other from subreddits and then jump out of the nearest window.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Mr and Mr Reddit

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Xr & XRs Xmith

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Korean version>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

    [...]

    interracial dogshit

    Who will they blame when no season 2 is greenlit.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >thing
      >thing, asia

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cute asian girls get me so bad that I don’t think it even makes sense, really don’t know where the fricking drive comes from.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        israeli propaganda to engineer race mixing to genocide the white race

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I don’t think so, asiancel, we don’t really have cute asian girls in our media. If anything the propaganda has been to fully sabotage the mental/spiritual health and dismantle the standards of white women, turn them into miserable culturally-homeless stray dogs to make them more willing to date down/nonwhite and melt while simultaneously repulsing us so that we’ll go for nonwhite/asian girls. Working pretty well.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Why do you hate the White Race so much?

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It’s so bad I become unwell watching it. A sick person made this

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kino. If you liked the Americans, Atlanta, severance, Mrs Davis, or Nobody I would recommend checking it out. It was a lot funnier than I was expecting it to be. Maya and Donald have really good onscreen chemistry. This would be a good show to watch with a girlfriend.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >High speed chase with cops
      >doesn't get charged
      Americans ready do worship blacks.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I think the point of being rich is so that you can do whatever you want to.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          just like israelites!

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Name a white celeb who did the same shit this Black person pulled.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      > Maya and Donald have really good onscreen chemistry
      This just isn’t true, he’s likable but she’s not a good actress and it looked like she was being forced to do this show at gunpoint. She’s the fricking worst.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah i cant imagine them frickkiing each other. They just look odd together. Like two housemates

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I liked it. The steamy scenes made me horny.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >guy who only saw Americans, Atlanta, severance, Mrs Davis, and Nobody
      I think Severence is the best show of 2022, and Mrs Davis is the best show of 2023, but this is the most random list I've ever seen

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        a lot of the crew who worked on atlanta worked on the smiths, including donald glover's brother as a writing partner
        never seen americans but isnt it also about married spies?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        > this is the most random list I've ever seen
        Damn, you sound like a boring person.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Thank you for your service amazogbot shill.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >be worth 7+ figures
      >legendary athlete in a country's most popular sport
      >one of the most famous people at the time

      yeah no shit they didn't charge him, this would be like Taylor swift or peak Michael Jackson committing a crime

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Who the frick you are talking about? They charged OJ. If you’re talking about Al Cowlings he wasn’t that rich or famous and they also charged him and then dropped the charges because he was instrumental in get OJ to surrender peacefully.

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    In the second episode they have sex with their clothes on after one of their awkward “indie movie” conversations

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >DEI Production #245892
    What do you think?

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >what's the verdict? kino or amazog slop?

    it's Mr and Mrs Smith raceswapped. you already know the answer

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      its based off the original, not the 2005 movie

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >its based off the original, not the 2005 movie
        so, it's still raceswapped since the originals feature a white couple?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          the point is that its a relationship drama first, cheesy action flick second, unlike the jolie/pitt corporate slop slog remake

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Right, the answer is the remake is raceswapped slop like always.

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Implying anyone cares enough to even give it a chance.

    KEK. It has cancellation written all over itself.

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    slop. it's atlanta with fewer nogs, trying to be lecturing and way too artsy

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ultra kino. Glover knocks it out of the park as usual.

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Raceswapped leads is a given in current year, but why the frick did they cast the 2 worst people?

    Donald Glover is not only unattractive he has ZERO charisma and masculine energy. He has always been an awkward whiny blackcel. It's hilarious how they're trying to push him as this sex symbol

    Even the fricking Asian chick is fricking ugly

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >why the frick did they cast the 2 worst people
      Glover is a co-creator, his brother is the scriptwriter. Also he has yellow fever, but wifey said no on casting an actual hot chick.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Humiliation ritual.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's trying to play Shaft and it is fricking hilarious. Feels like a comedy sketch.

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Man, and I thought blacks, israelites, gays and women were good at autistically screeching about muh lack of representation in ZOG slop. Whites are even better at it

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Not lucy liu and idris elba
    They really wanted this to fail.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      lucy liu is too old and idris elba is oversaturated

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i might have watched it if it was that. donald glover is a fricking dork nerd pussy does anyone ever think he's gonna be like the next carl weathers if they do that shits moronic

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Slop

  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this nigglet has the most serious case of "thinks he's smarter than he actually is" on earth

  51. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    glover is a tryhard outsider raised in a culture foreign to his ethnicity with only vague, misinterpreted ideas of what his ethnic culture ought to be. like a lot of hollywood/whitewashed blacks he oozes a discomforting energy of narcissism and self hatred, his rap career is basically him putting on black face and doing a minstrel show.

    pic related, glover and his b***h.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i dunno about all that but his music does suck compared to other rappers. he's corny as frick

  52. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It was kino, Maya is cute and Cinemaphile is filled with whiny homosexuals as always

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >cute
      Lol. You’re a homosexual.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Gross herpes-lipped hapa hose beast.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you will never touch a woman

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >when the Cinemaphilecel says something so hapaphobic you need to hit him with the Blue Eye Samurai stare

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >moronicly high womanly standards
        this is why you've never had a gf

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Maya is cute.
        CUTE!

  53. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She could get my foreskine, if you know what I'm saying

  54. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    jesus christ, that femchang is flatter than a sheet of paper. disgusting.

  55. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    im just not gonna watch it is all

  56. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I went in expecting not to like it, was pleasantly surprised at how much I enjoyed it by the end. Seemed too short, wanted more.

  57. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I thought it was really good.
    Less action shlock than the movie, more relationship focused and the relationship felt real.
    virgins/incels wont relate

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      While I mostly agree, I feel like the relationship felt a little underdeveloped and unearned. Could just be me though.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        there were pretty big timeskips and i dont think they did a good job establishing just how often/how many there were

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          nta but yes that was easily one of the worst things about the show. it's like they wanted to cram in as much as they could in case they dont get picked up for season 2

  58. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    just got back from visiting everyone in my neighborhood and personally imploring them to watch the Mr and Mrs Smith film
    in many cases they were super primed due to my enthusiasm and we set up Amazon Prime accounts for the whole family so everyone could watch together
    for those who already had Prime, I asked them to take the Amazon Pledge to remain subscribed until 2100
    everyone agreed!!
    they all agreed it was the best movie they had ever seen

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      there has to be a version of this pasta that doesn't make you seem angry

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        what pasta?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's a show not a movie

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        with the convenience of Amazon Prime, what's the difference?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I must agree with this comment, Anonymous.
      Amazon Prime is more than just great streaming. Music lovers - try Amazon Music for one month free.
      frog-Cinemaphile.jpg

  59. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Maya Erksine is ugly and not at all the prize people want or would expect to see opposite of Donald Glover. I can't see Donald Glover as any other character but Troy. Not I have not see Atlanta. I assume it's "Troy Goes Home But Doesn't Act White". Which is fine but I'm not here for that.

  60. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    its a decent show, but glover trying to "good will hunting" himself in a spy show doesn't work. unironically the skinny homie from his show Atlanta or Johnathan majors would've been a way better black actor to play the lead.

  61. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >race swap

    Didn't see it. Don't need to see it. Total Black person death.

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