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who asked for this?
I watched "PEN15", so I didn't ask or want this, but am probably the only one on this board who knows that asian
She's cleaned her Instagram, but she hung out and got high with Ron Jeremy one night and she was beyond happy about it
He's since gone to prison but it's kinda cool thinking how much into porn she is or was
Porn addiction is NOT cool. It's destructive and warps your mind into dark places. That is why she thought it was okay for her to play a 14 year old despite being 40. She's been broken mentally for a long time due to being overly sexualized at a young age. I feel bad for her and for you for thinking that's "cool".
Ron Jeremy is just a true sleazebag icon, don’t think it signals that a girl is crazy into porn, more just them trying to be edgy.
>but am probably the only one on this board who knows that asian
Nah, she's my TVfu, but with the stipulation that it's only because I don't actually know what sort of person she really is off-camera. If she's a b***h or moronic then I have backups.
She is the daughter of acclaimed jazz drummer Peter erskine. I implore you to listen to weather report and steps ahead instead of watching this show.
Steps Ahead is streets behind.
me
donald glover and the racebaiters, obviously
>who asked for this?
indeed the answer is, no one assume its angelina jolie trying to erase the memory of how she met brad pitt now he'll never take the titless inane freak back
Probably some woman in the industry and producers threw millions at her to make it.
you mean Glover ?
He said some woman, so yes.
Captcha: W00K
if you dont know just stfu homosexual
Blackrock
According to this moron, a dork with a clipboard goes around and asks everyone in the world what they'd like to see and the most asked for thing gets made into a film or TV show.
Well, that might work in the CCP but over in this here israelitenited States of Murica we got this little old thing called freedom of speech which gives me the right to say frick you to all you mocha latte sipping Starbucks loyalty card holding homosexuals like you who just want to railroad me into watching The Barbie movie 2 (This time with extra troons queers and profiles) so take your committee and shove it up your momma's butthole communist b***h
there has to be a way of phrasing this that doesn't make you look mad
We tried that before and look where it got us
Skill issue
angry essay posting is always cringe. take a xanny buddy
Sure thing buddy. Be sure and remember that when you're muling coke through customs for Pablo escobar
still sounds angry, try again
Try and fit my balls in your mouth again princess
still sounds angry, try again
Try and fit my balls in your mouth again princess.
still sounds angry, try again
Mr. Zesty and Mrs. Chong.
Childish Gambino is alright, just he should be a supporting actor not a leading man. He's got that zest, and men and women can pick up on it.
>I never joke about fashion
Whenever he smiles big or his voice gets a little high all I hear is troy
>he should be a supporting actor not a leading man
100% this, his best parts in Atlanta were the ones with him in costume as guest characters
>Childish Gambino is alright
Nah.
>AI made the wife Asian
many such cases
bell wife is canonically asian
beyond pornography and as extras in films about wars in the pacific, korea or vietnam. peking etc have no place in western society
israeli propaganda to engineer race mixing to genocide the white race
bump
bump
yep
I like it
Pretty funny. Good production value. Action scenes kind of lame if you really pay attention. Audio mixing a little wonky. Good to watch with the gf.
>Good to watch with the gf.
How do I get? I mean watch this show?
You want it, you steal it. That's the only advice I can give.
Steal someone's girlfriend?
Yes that was implied
>That's the only advice I can give.
No, please elaborate. How do I steal a gf?
A van, zip ties, a black hood. Wait until dark.
jesus christ you have shit taste
dont watch op, saw 2 episodes, and aside from wokeness nothing happens, no drama no action no spy shit, its very bland and boring
>wokeness?
Huh?
Not the guy you replied to but I like it so far. Action isn’t that great though.
>huh? what's woke about remaking every classic film with white leads and replacing them with ugly black people or other diverse hires?
>what's woke about remaking every classic franchise and replacing the male lead with an obnoxious and preachy feminist woman?
>damn, why do these propaganda films keep failing?
>why isn't anyone watching our politically subversive films about how awful white men are and how they should be replaced?
>why does promoting blacks and bringing in thousands of third worlders a day keep making the country more and more dogshit?
Ignore the shill. They're on other boards too usually goes like
>yeah it's not for me, but it's well made etc etc etc totally a real sentence somebody says on Cinemaphile etc
Then they reply to every bit of criticism of the show
>Mr and Mrs Smith
>Classic film
I hope you know you're going to burn in hell for your hate of other races you don't like, and your in-general hateful nature. Also that if any of the stuff you said on here were leaked and made public, your family and friends(which you likely don't have any or many of) would not associate with you anymore.
Lol not being able to ban someone really chaps your dilator doesn’t it?
That anon's right. If there's a god, you're going to Hell. If not and we instead get to see everyone's posting in the future, so many of you losers are fricked that I actually look forward to the day. The amount of you that'll either an hero or be killed will have me clapping unlike any kino before.
Eh, my family has lived, worked, built, and gone to church in my home town since before the founding of America. My politics and morals have made America what it is today, the greatest country in the history of humanity. I’ll be fine. Enjoy shipping in millions of shitty poor people into your giant shithole cities until they decide to just take over like in Western Europe right now. Globalism = satanism.
>my family has lived, worked, built, and gone to church in my home town since before the founding of America
And they raised a bastard who can't even practice the basics of the faith, valuing all human life and not judging others. You won't, in fact, be fine at all. You're not even a real Christian.
10 off from greatness. Story of your life.
Sad. Also, Globalism can't = Satanism since we're all God's children. Not being able to come together is hateful judgement, which means Hell. Enjoy your eternal stay.
You’re trying too hard. Be more subtle.
This isn't bait. If there's a Hell, that's where you're going. This is just Biblical fact. You hate others. Your heart is full of hate. You cast this judgement on others. Ergo, Hell. How do you not even know the basics as an American? Most of the country's Christian. Even atheists know all of this. You'd actually have to be a low IQ, ignorant moron not to be able to put two and two together. As for me, I don't care. I'm just waiting for the day I get to see some anon get impaled or shot on TV for making fun of handicapped people or black people or whoever.
Okay you aren’t listening, off you frick.
I hope you've said something along the lines of "gas the israelites" here so I can see someone gas you on the news someday, mostly for my own selfish justice. You break the social contract by being intolerance, you don't deserve tolerance. You've broken the social contract. All bets are off for you. Social contracts tell us "Hey, you don't harm me I don't harm you." It's life's way of morals outside of some made-up book. Those morals don't apply to hateful people. Those people deserve whatever comes to them.
Your bait smells like your mother’s twat
>Watch with girlfriend
We watched White Lotus and liked it. Why is this couplekino?
Why not just give them a different last name and call it something else? People might have actually watched it
mr and mrs Black person would just upset people
Mr and Mrs Bypock
donald glover is an overrated zest pirate
pirate?
>prime
>This will sell our goyslop!!!!!
Yeah, one look at the poster and I know everything I need to know.
Garbage.
Unwatchable.
..
I'd wait for YMS or RLM or such for a review first.
I hate watching shit that is so obviously a waste of time and outright propaganda.
lol, colored folks can't even compete
>nu-media can't comprehend the only reason people watched this trash is because the actors were attractive
Unironically yes, what's the deal with that?
white beauty standards are oppressive and must be deconstructed
They could at least hire attractive minorities. The sheasiatic was unbelievably generic looking and donglover is only "good looking" because fashion. If Denzel and Lucy loo were younger they would have killed this project
The industry in general and casting in particular is controlled by post-wall foids who are very sensitive about their lousy looks. So they force ugliness into everything because they've convince themselves that ugliness is virtue.
amazing how this piece of shit turned into precious IP according to this board
cope
seethe midwit. the movie was garbage
>was
and then it became kino
seethe
>zoomer spongebob feasting on goyslop
not everything is a sacred cow but I still don't want someone coming over my house and shitting on my everyday glassware.
>stop noticing all the white people are being replaced in all the movies you enjoy
How bout no.
I don't know if someone care, it was a shitty movie even at the time but went to watch because they had the two hottest leads in Pedowood att clearly fricking behind the scenes. They remade this into a show with Child Gambino and Some Chink, how could this work.
It's crazy how attractiveness and on screen chemistry are forgotten ingredients.
they aren't forgotten
the ghouls who make this slop want ugliness and unhealthiness to be the norm
can't have anyone inspired to better themselves
It's not forgotten, it's "progress".
>on-screen chemistry
HAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
you've never seen the movie before have you?
it's complete trash - no one likes or liked it
right wing zoomies are so fricking pathetic it's hilarious hahahahahahha
I agree, it's all so moronic. People think being hot and having chemistry are exactly the same thing. By that logic, all amateur porn has great chemistry too kek
>they kill off this couple in the first episode
>so they can make room for the new Mr. and Mrs. Smith
>and leaves on a cliff hanger if the second couple is killed off at the ened
Yt ppl dun seezon dey food tho
you know, they see any population with an IQ over 100 as their enemy. Expect to see more of this.
"they" being right wingers
and "they" are correct - anyone with any intelligence and wisdom hates conservacucks and how conservatives force politics/culture war narratives into everything
It wasn't very good and I like Erskine
Same. Thanks for the heads up. Woulda liked to see her play dramatic, but whatevs, I can't stand the Community nig.
Found the racist
Here comes the fun police. You fricking snitches.
It has no other purpose beyond displaying racist ethnic fetish
Worthless. Could as well be porn
This looks like a panel for a talk at some conference, not a movie poster
Ikr?
It's like a Greta Thunbuerg conference for 68 I.Q. and below goyslop worshipers
so tiresome
why is it ok for fat and ugly israelites to self-insert themselves in movies with hot white women as their counterparts, but a black man casts a haggard looking average asian chick and suddenly it's a problem?
dishonest or moronic take
answer the question
he wont because he cant
TND
>why is it ok for fat and ugly israelites to self-insert themselves in movies with hot white women as their counterparts
Name five
it was meant to be phoebe waller bridge but glover demanded and asian actress
source now, that sounds wild but also just like him lmao
based glover not getting with "a ten in bongland"
The asian lady said she was half Scottish in the first episode
>based glover not getting with "a ten in bongland"
He brought the script to her after their "amazing chemistry" in Solo.
he's a white supremacist and can't stomach bmwf on tv
>he's a white supremacist and can't stomach bmwf on tv
based if true but noone else can either unless it reflects real life as an opiate addicted prostitute and her felon dealer pimp
and like most white supremacists he has yellow fever kek
Absolutely based, I can't stand that rat faced israelite
>it was meant to be phoebe waller bridge b
Hollywood israelites pushing the ugliest goblins on to us. Remember when they tried that shit with Shia.
it's just another boring rom com action slop that's just as mindless as the 2005 movie. fragile tards are just seething because the dude is black despite the fact the movie has absolutely no shoehorned sjw race shit whatsoever
i just saw a clip of the nigra talking to the chink about how she doen sum wypipo sheit by tellin him he doesn't have boundaries with his mother
Damn, Glover using sprayed on hairline
Glover looks like a lion pizza chicken
>not an argument
concession accepted
TND
>not an argument
concession accepted
none of it is ok
>CEO of Racism with a Reese's mug
>the chocolate dominates the light-skinned peanut butter
i remember when Cinemaphile actually used to be one of the only sensible places online to have reasonable discussions about minorities in media and now thanks to post-2016 culture war brainrot its just devolved into autistic screeching via memes and slurs by lonely 14-22 year old dorks looking for a club to fit in with. boring and pathetic.
>i remember when Cinemaphile actually used to be one of the only sensible places online to have reasonable discussions about minorities in media
Or maybe movies became increasingly more pozzed and people are talking more about it now
obviously movies are more pozzed now. that wasn't the argument. it's no longer real criticism about them, it's just endless variations of "billions must die" and "13/50". This shit got old 7 years ago.
"They're ugly and don't belong in the production" is a valid criticism.
if you're a catty 15 year old hormonal school girl, then sure
Congratulations on outing yourself.
>no u
definitely not something a hormonal teenage girl would say
Except I didn't call you a hormonal teenage girl and you'd understand that if you weren't some ESL third worlder being paid 30 cents an hour to shill this garbage on a site full of people that want you to slit your wrists.
>not an argument
Concession accepted
>the only way I can cope with a different opinion than mine is to build a strawman
Im not even the anon you're answering to but this is pathetic, you might as well be a reposting bot for all you contribute here
go back
did you anons see the moronic viral marketing thing they did to try to shill this show? faking an emergency shut down of mark normand's standup show in NYC
they can't even come up with good marketing for this slop kek
what intelligent discussion do you want to have about this obvious slop?
it's the slop that is the problem, you cannot have conversations about slop beyond critiquing it's slop nature
do what the true detective threads do, for example. watch the episode, point out the flaws in writing, point out any hamfisted #girlpower bullshit, etc
lazily saying bumper sticker buzzwords like "slop" over and over just makes it look like everyone who dislikes this is a moron which is exactly what amazon slop producers want. "why do you hate women so much?" etc
>watch the episode
K E K
E E E
K E K
>one of the only sensible places online to have reasonable discussions about minorities in media
Because they were that. Minorities. Now they are everywhere
Sorry buddy but the place is inherently contrarian and nonwhites/leftists are the new soulless corporate decision, appealing to the entire globe where whites are a minority, nonwhites the majority and most of them don’t even speak english and are very emotionally insecure so it needs to be extra sensitive and dumbed down enough to translate well. This nonwhite/women-pandering culture is really causing a resurgence in love for old actions movies which is sick though, can’t ruin everything while your insecurity drags us to a global capitalist hell.
the original mr mrs smith was also corporate slop
you mean corporate kino
no i mean corporate slop
All except that weird Joe Strummer song they used for the theme. I honestly don’t know what they were thinking.
>globalism and capitalism won't ruin everything
What would be of progressives without the social status based ad hominem? I guess we'll never know.
>t.
You dont remember shit because you werent there newbie.
I am very credulous.
I'm enjoying it for the comedy and the couple's chemistry, the espionage stuff seems deliberately vague and amoral. I haven't finished it yet so I'm wondering if they ever actually address what "The Company" is, is it a private corporation or a government agency? Why are they so cool about committing murder for unknown reasons?
it's a whole show and not just a 2 hour movie so if there's going to be answers, dont expect them for several hours
they did "married black spies" years ago with actually attractive people and no one watched it.
Is it just me or is it weird that companies like Amazon are trying make movies and tv shows. They started out as an online retailer selling books (which is what they are still best at imo).
>take premise
>female writers
>female gaze, so Black personhomosexual is supposed to be the hot one
>nvm that both Smiths were hot in the movie
>kill off OG Smith couple in the first 5 minutes
>rest is just therapy trauma talktalktalk
https://twitter.com/Proseccoriqo/status/1753933704655683788
the funniest thing is that Brad Pitt refused to give the nog advice or talk about his garbage show
How is that funny and what advice could he even give? It was a popcorn slop movie he did 20 years ago it's not like it was an important film with a challenging role.
imagine thinking what kind of advice a glorified prop like pitt can give lmao
>step 1: be attractive
>claps hands between words for emphasis
so true, sister
oops, meant for
ok why are blacks in hollywood so zesty. Literally no straight black man in the history if planet earth talks or acts like this. No straight blackman would date a frick ugly bug asian over fat pawg white woman. Who is this show for?
i know brother, these whitefolk are mocking us
Donald Glover is unironically an honorary white, at least as far as show business is concerned. He's "black" in the same sense that driving a BMW is "sporty"
It's why most of Hollywood is zesty as shit now; they're all theater nerds. in yesteryears you would see normal people take a few classes and because they're attractive move to stardom but now its like 80% theater nerds, 15% repo babies, and 5% normal dudes
Both are so fricking ugly at least cast a hot b***h no jolie level but damn unpleasant to look at a bug
they'll never cast an attractive asian woman in something like this because the target audience of aging white women are extremely threatened by them
they'll never cast an attractive black man in something like this because the target audience of aging white men are extremely threatened by them
>target audience of aging white men
this shit isn't made for them, they get terminal list and reacher instead
it's not made for them to watch it, it's made for them to talk about not watching it. like this thread
Are you kidding? They casted these two just so Cinemaphile can watch it, their intended audience
>casted
cope
more like mr DeAndre and mrs Zhang
thanks for reminding me to cancel my prime subscription
do Asian women really?
>white husband allows her to become a bbc prostitute on camera
so this how white men win !
She's already half white anyway
asian women have been worshipping white men since the braggadawn, isnt that obvious
>asian women
beyond pornography and as extras in films about wars in the pacific, korea or vietnam. peking etc have no place in western society
western society appears to disagree with you
>western society appears to disagree with you
Not really. Get out more and stop believing what you are told. None of this interracial black lives crap has any real relevance outside the us melting pot and even there its a forced meme
nice cope Timmy
Dont forget , Timmy got his gun and gave tyrone a few more holes
>stop believing what you are told by believing what i'm telling you
fricking moron
>asian woman dating white man
>black man dating white women
>white wife's last name is literally White
What did they mean by this?
>he's suppose to be 40
>still has the baby face
it's gonna look ridiculous once he starts graying
i cant even be mad, im 31 and he looks better than me
Aznmasculinity on suicide watch that’s what.
this makes sense the guys a black nerd. No black woman would date a zesty black guy like this.
Both of maya and his real wife are half white half Asian
Maybe both are half Jap
Asian men dating black women next?
isn't this the same actor whose character gets cucked by chang in past lives?
every single mother fricking time
>the daughter of Mutsuko Nigatawa
>Nigatawa
This manlet looks like he's on his tippy toes
I marathoned it, AMA
how often do you think about suicide ?
like once a year, and the answer is always no, I llike to live
I think about it every night before I fall asleep. It’s like counting sheep at this point.
Why do you hate white people?
I don't hate white people
I am not gay, I jerk off to women daily
yeah last episode was the worst, I hate the old sitcom trope where everything is just a misunderstanding, also not a fan of "I'm acting" when they took the truth serum, that was annoying
No, really - why DO you hate white people?
why are you gay?
The ending ruined it. It was marginally entertaining up until that point, and I love me some Parker Posey.
Is it worth watching?
Is the chemistry between the two leads as soulless as people claim?
Is it too heavy on relationship drama and lacking in good action/adventure/spy shit or is it properly balanced?
forgot to ask if it's ok to goon to the black man
is he even black, they both look mixed
It’s very odd the way Glover acts in this. It’s almost as if he’s acting the way he thinks a normal black guy should behave instead of just being a normal black guy. He’s definitely got some kind of hang up about not being really black or something.
>It’s almost as if he’s acting the way he thinks a normal black guy should behave instead of just being a normal black guy.
This. I couldn't shake this feeling during multiple episodes of Atlanta.
>Is it worth watching?
only if you are bored and there is nothing to watch
>Is the chemistry between the two leads as soulless as people claim?
it's alright, sometimes it feels like they are doing their own thing though, like the girl is really emotional and you feel like anybody could be on the recieving end of that, or donald is funny and it's just donald being funny
>Is it too heavy on relationship drama and lacking in good action/adventure/spy shit or is it properly balanced?
relationship is a main focus for sure, there's still spy stuff as a background, as a plot, and there's action, but the core is relationship
Thanks, I'll give one or two eps a spin later then.
Maya Erskine is a fricking black hole of charisma, I meant even for an Asian woman she’s bad. They turned Donald Glover into a bumbling idiot who is worse at everything than Erskines character. The action scenes are short and lacking anything approaching authenticity. It’s pretty much exactly what you expect it would be, added to that guest stars of the most liberal people in Hollywood. Including this fricking idiot.
I thought I was getting action, instead I got the neurotic writer self inserting all their millennial relationship problems into the script.
And for these reasons…I’m out
show is unironically decent but i think its moronic how donald glover is trying to play himself up as some sort of sex symbol lately. he's a moderately competent writer/actor, not god's gift to humanity
he's still the weird nerdy black guy
he just can't shake the image
You mean how most of his scenes have him with the top 4 buttons of his shirt open to show off his gold chains? Yeah it looked fake as frick.
More or less. It could be a me issue but I can't help but see him and think he's just a diet version of Denzel Washington in the "cool" scenes
what an image, wow
He wishes he had even a tenth of Denzel’s talent and gravitas. He’s never going to be anything except Troy Barnes. He knows it too.
This scene isn’t in the show. Maybe they already shot next season?
I couldn't find the scene I had in mind so I just chose a random google image
it's from the therapy episode, where he goes macho mode in the wilderness
Nope they were definitely wearing different clothes, I just watched it yesterday. The part were he tried to show her he could fish? Yeah.
yeah, I saw it yesterday too, my laptop died so I was playing mtg arena with this show as a little 2cmX1cm square in the corner
yea was going to post this. i miss Donald Glover from Community, Derek Comedy, and his old Childish Gambino before Camp. I wish he went back to that kind of shit.
What will they make once they remade every movie with minority actors
troony actors?
Mr & Mr Smith
Instead of fighting they’ll just ban each other from subreddits and then jump out of the nearest window.
Mr and Mr Reddit
Xr & XRs Xmith
Korean version>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
interracial dogshit
Who will they blame when no season 2 is greenlit.
>thing
>thing, asia
Cute asian girls get me so bad that I don’t think it even makes sense, really don’t know where the fricking drive comes from.
israeli propaganda to engineer race mixing to genocide the white race
I don’t think so, asiancel, we don’t really have cute asian girls in our media. If anything the propaganda has been to fully sabotage the mental/spiritual health and dismantle the standards of white women, turn them into miserable culturally-homeless stray dogs to make them more willing to date down/nonwhite and melt while simultaneously repulsing us so that we’ll go for nonwhite/asian girls. Working pretty well.
Why do you hate the White Race so much?
It’s so bad I become unwell watching it. A sick person made this
Kino. If you liked the Americans, Atlanta, severance, Mrs Davis, or Nobody I would recommend checking it out. It was a lot funnier than I was expecting it to be. Maya and Donald have really good onscreen chemistry. This would be a good show to watch with a girlfriend.
>High speed chase with cops
>doesn't get charged
Americans ready do worship blacks.
I think the point of being rich is so that you can do whatever you want to.
just like israelites!
Name a white celeb who did the same shit this Black person pulled.
> Maya and Donald have really good onscreen chemistry
This just isn’t true, he’s likable but she’s not a good actress and it looked like she was being forced to do this show at gunpoint. She’s the fricking worst.
Yeah i cant imagine them frickkiing each other. They just look odd together. Like two housemates
I liked it. The steamy scenes made me horny.
>guy who only saw Americans, Atlanta, severance, Mrs Davis, and Nobody
I think Severence is the best show of 2022, and Mrs Davis is the best show of 2023, but this is the most random list I've ever seen
a lot of the crew who worked on atlanta worked on the smiths, including donald glover's brother as a writing partner
never seen americans but isnt it also about married spies?
> this is the most random list I've ever seen
Damn, you sound like a boring person.
Thank you for your service amazogbot shill.
>be worth 7+ figures
>legendary athlete in a country's most popular sport
>one of the most famous people at the time
yeah no shit they didn't charge him, this would be like Taylor swift or peak Michael Jackson committing a crime
Who the frick you are talking about? They charged OJ. If you’re talking about Al Cowlings he wasn’t that rich or famous and they also charged him and then dropped the charges because he was instrumental in get OJ to surrender peacefully.
In the second episode they have sex with their clothes on after one of their awkward “indie movie” conversations
>DEI Production #245892
What do you think?
>what's the verdict? kino or amazog slop?
it's Mr and Mrs Smith raceswapped. you already know the answer
its based off the original, not the 2005 movie
>its based off the original, not the 2005 movie
so, it's still raceswapped since the originals feature a white couple?
the point is that its a relationship drama first, cheesy action flick second, unlike the jolie/pitt corporate slop slog remake
Right, the answer is the remake is raceswapped slop like always.
>Implying anyone cares enough to even give it a chance.
KEK. It has cancellation written all over itself.
slop. it's atlanta with fewer nogs, trying to be lecturing and way too artsy
Ultra kino. Glover knocks it out of the park as usual.
Raceswapped leads is a given in current year, but why the frick did they cast the 2 worst people?
Donald Glover is not only unattractive he has ZERO charisma and masculine energy. He has always been an awkward whiny blackcel. It's hilarious how they're trying to push him as this sex symbol
Even the fricking Asian chick is fricking ugly
>why the frick did they cast the 2 worst people
Glover is a co-creator, his brother is the scriptwriter. Also he has yellow fever, but wifey said no on casting an actual hot chick.
Humiliation ritual.
He's trying to play Shaft and it is fricking hilarious. Feels like a comedy sketch.
Man, and I thought blacks, israelites, gays and women were good at autistically screeching about muh lack of representation in ZOG slop. Whites are even better at it
>Not lucy liu and idris elba
They really wanted this to fail.
lucy liu is too old and idris elba is oversaturated
i might have watched it if it was that. donald glover is a fricking dork nerd pussy does anyone ever think he's gonna be like the next carl weathers if they do that shits moronic
Slop
this nigglet has the most serious case of "thinks he's smarter than he actually is" on earth
glover is a tryhard outsider raised in a culture foreign to his ethnicity with only vague, misinterpreted ideas of what his ethnic culture ought to be. like a lot of hollywood/whitewashed blacks he oozes a discomforting energy of narcissism and self hatred, his rap career is basically him putting on black face and doing a minstrel show.
pic related, glover and his b***h.
i dunno about all that but his music does suck compared to other rappers. he's corny as frick
It was kino, Maya is cute and Cinemaphile is filled with whiny homosexuals as always
>cute
Lol. You’re a homosexual.
Gross herpes-lipped hapa hose beast.
you will never touch a woman
>when the Cinemaphilecel says something so hapaphobic you need to hit him with the Blue Eye Samurai stare
>moronicly high womanly standards
this is why you've never had a gf
Maya is cute.
CUTE!
She could get my foreskine, if you know what I'm saying
jesus christ, that femchang is flatter than a sheet of paper. disgusting.
im just not gonna watch it is all
I went in expecting not to like it, was pleasantly surprised at how much I enjoyed it by the end. Seemed too short, wanted more.
I thought it was really good.
Less action shlock than the movie, more relationship focused and the relationship felt real.
virgins/incels wont relate
While I mostly agree, I feel like the relationship felt a little underdeveloped and unearned. Could just be me though.
there were pretty big timeskips and i dont think they did a good job establishing just how often/how many there were
nta but yes that was easily one of the worst things about the show. it's like they wanted to cram in as much as they could in case they dont get picked up for season 2
just got back from visiting everyone in my neighborhood and personally imploring them to watch the Mr and Mrs Smith film
in many cases they were super primed due to my enthusiasm and we set up Amazon Prime accounts for the whole family so everyone could watch together
for those who already had Prime, I asked them to take the Amazon Pledge to remain subscribed until 2100
everyone agreed!!
they all agreed it was the best movie they had ever seen
there has to be a version of this pasta that doesn't make you seem angry
what pasta?
It's a show not a movie
with the convenience of Amazon Prime, what's the difference?
I must agree with this comment, Anonymous.
Amazon Prime is more than just great streaming. Music lovers - try Amazon Music for one month free.
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Maya Erksine is ugly and not at all the prize people want or would expect to see opposite of Donald Glover. I can't see Donald Glover as any other character but Troy. Not I have not see Atlanta. I assume it's "Troy Goes Home But Doesn't Act White". Which is fine but I'm not here for that.
its a decent show, but glover trying to "good will hunting" himself in a spy show doesn't work. unironically the skinny homie from his show Atlanta or Johnathan majors would've been a way better black actor to play the lead.
>race swap
Didn't see it. Don't need to see it. Total Black person death.