Mr. Threehorn

>throws a racial slur at you

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    trigger

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I call that bold talk coming from somebody with no arms.

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like how in every sequel they reset him into being racist again so he can learn the same exact level over and over

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are they so racist?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The horns make them naturally aggressive and belligerent.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cera gets it and her general attitude from her dad, while we don't know where Mr. Threehorn got it from. For all we know, all threehorns are like that, but we don't actually get to see many threehorn characters besides Daddy Topps.

      Come to think of it, it's kind of surprising that none of the unofficial sequels ever addressed it. Fantastic racism would be a great subject for a movie plot. Maybe Topps has to form an uneasy alliance with a sharptooth he's fighting, or else they'll both die, and the movie can ultimately reinforce how sharpteeth aren't actually mindless monsters, but simply think differently from the herbivores, are just trying to survive, and have their own language only they understand. Dunno how you'd tackle the language barrier for scenes between them to work, though.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        According to Day of Great Giving 3rd movie, Topps sings about how his father made him what he is today

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I noticed that everytime Topps tries to lecture the young ones, Grandpa Longneck just comes out of nowhere and cucks him from his lectures
        I can't blame him for being annoyed with longnecks for thinking they know better

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cera gets it and her general attitude from her dad, while we don't know where Mr. Threehorn got it from. For all we know, all threehorns are like that, but we don't actually get to see many threehorn characters besides Daddy Topps.

      Come to think of it, it's kind of surprising that none of the unofficial sequels ever addressed it. Fantastic racism would be a great subject for a movie plot. Maybe Topps has to form an uneasy alliance with a sharptooth he's fighting, or else they'll both die, and the movie can ultimately reinforce how sharpteeth aren't actually mindless monsters, but simply think differently from the herbivores, are just trying to survive, and have their own language only they understand. Dunno how you'd tackle the language barrier for scenes between them to work, though.

      I think they're just xenophobic new arrivals, like they still don't trust the stegosaurus when they came up in that sequel forgot name

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because despite making up 13% of population Longnecks consume 50% of the Tree Stars in the Great Valley.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        That would be Spike

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    threehorn feet

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Underrated

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The double great kinda ruins the joke before it can land. Whoever made this had one job but still fricked up.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I made it a while ago in another LBT thread, and the person who requested it specifically asked for that wording in particular. So blame them, not me.
        But since multiple people have said they'd prefer a single great version here you go

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm laughing at the both

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Perfect, thanks man.

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Was anything he said wrong?

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Triceratops were always my favorite dinosaurs, I'm glad they're also the most based.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      My brother.

      Utahraptors and Allosaurs gave them a run for their money sometimes, but in the end the trikes always won out as my favorites.

      I was really never a big T-Rex guy, frankly.

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I throw one back at him, we laugh and then go out for b***hes.

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >blindly lead half of the herd into danger
    >everyone killed
    >blame them for not having wings to fly away
    Based flyers

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I always found it hard to believe a few dinosaurs died to some dromaeosaurs.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Pterano: "Don't tell me - you must be old Threehorn's daughter?"
      >Cera: "How do you know?"
      >Pterano: "Let's just say there is a strong family resemblance."
      >Cera: "Oh. Thank you!"
      >basically call her a fricking idiot to her face
      >she takes it as a compliment
      Based Pterano

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The only good fleshed out LBT villain

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cool it with the Anti-dactylism

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      looks like he offers rock-sugar to hatchlings right at the edge of the nesting grounds

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's with the general uptick in LBT and Bambi threads? Some anniversary?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dead mothers

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The original film turns 35 next month.

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      All his anger came from having no dick

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        They're reptiles, it's stored inside

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          What a cloaca

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous
  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    He got punished for his racism being henpecked by his new wife

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The future of the threehorn race

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Like a prehistoric giraffe

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Smash it

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Do you mean to smash it or “smash” it?

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    My brontowiener.

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