>mr white, you have cancer. >you need to kill yourself NOW

>mr white, you have cancer
>you need to have a nice day NOW

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine if Breaking Bad took place on Mars

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does Canadian Bacon taste like complete shit compared to the American counter part?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Canadian bacon is from the back, normal bacon is from the belly

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        In short it is in fact ham and not actually bacon.
        How can those maple syrup drink, bag of malk havin', hawky players get away with such a lie?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ham is from the hind legs my little cooklet friend

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            You mean the shank? Not all ham homosexual.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >is wrong
              >lashes out
              typical cooklet

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                go be an incorrect homosexual somewhere else you Québéqueer.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                KWAB ;^)

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                So your argument is that Canadians have inferior bacon and it is okay?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >being this wrong yet again
                "Canadian bacon" is an American term for an American cut of pork. Canadians call it "back bacon".

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Your country is so shit we named a shit cut of meat after you? AMERICA FRICK YEAH.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Your country is so shit we named a shit cut of meat after you? AMERICA FRICK YEAH.

                HONK, that is what you get for questioning your God Ruler Trudeau, and for not being 110% vaccinated.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Bacon in Canada is just bacon
          Back bacon in Canada is what the US calls Canadian Bacon
          Peameal bacon I have no clue what its called in the US

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    new leaf anthem just dropped

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    you're a decade late, chud

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did the guy who made this comic watch the show? Walt's insurance would pay for medical treatment, he needed money for his family after he was dead.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This homie didnt watch the show big ears mcmultimillionaire literally offered to help out walt but he refused because of his pride

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >This homie didnt watch the show big ears mcmultimillionaire literally offered to help out walt but he refused because of his pride
        Because the guy was only offering him a position to give him access to health insurance, not because he saw him as an equal or as the "true genius" he thought he was. He was being looked down on and being given a hand out. He was also the same guy that fricked him over in the past which is why Walt's in the situation he's in now. Same reason why he was against his son starting a go-fund-me. He didn't want to be seen begging for a hand out and looked down on by others. If Walter had insurance already that could cover it, he wouldn't care. He got a thing to protect him which makes him feel better than those who don't.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I thought it was more like the guy was using Walt's cancer as a way to clear his own conscience. And Walt wasn't having it. Like the guy was living large off of an idea he and Walt started. Walt just wanted to damn his soul.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You have to pay for the medication here still.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    They wouldn't tell you to have a nice day unless it was too far gone to properly treat. Honestly it would be fitting for Walter as he would be in control of how he dies and having control over his life is what he wants.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >They wouldn't tell you to have a nice day unless it was too far gone
      They let people kill themselves if they are mentally ill. They suggest people with back pain to kill themselves. You are just lying.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Jesse we need to cook
    >Jesse we need to commit murder
    >Jesse you need to kill your girlfriend
    >Jesse go kill Gale

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      HANK. IS. FAMMALEE!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      what were these memes called again?

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw you pwn a Québéqueer so bad he changes his IP
    >tfw i have no face

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Keep seething homosexual

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Your country is a joke. We named a crap cut after you pooskins and there is nothing you can do about it. Prove me wrong? You can't you just proved me right.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    They won't tell you to have a nice day. They'll just do the same thing american healtcare does to poor people, jerk you around and force you to jump through hoops in the hopes that they wear you down so much you die from the stress of it all.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Citizen White, whose pronouns have been entered into the federal registry as he/him, your white male body has been diagnosed with malignant non-compliance at the cellular level due to socioeconomic factors.

    Your treatment options have been reviewed and decided upon by the Queen's medical assessment office. It is hereby decreed with full authority of the crown that your person is filed under voluntary medically safe and effective assisted non-living status of happiness, which is mandatory.

    This notice comprises the start of your 24 hour happiness compliance period, during which you are voluntarily required, on a mandatory basis, to report to the local safe and effective de-life facility. Failure to comply voluntarily will result in the seizure of all assets belonging to your person, those persons related to you, those assets held in estates related within 50% of your human genome identifier, and any distantly related individuals identified in Europe will be targeted for compliance training.

    God bless the queen

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Leaf here, I know we have medically assisted suicide now but what started all the memes about the government forcing you to die? I don’t watch the news

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        fox news fear mongering

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >get diagnosed
        >Choice 1: die from waiting years for treatment due to utter failure of healthcare system
        >Choice 2: just let the government kill you

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >They wouldn't tell you to have a nice day unless it was too far gone
          They let people kill themselves if they are mentally ill. They suggest people with back pain to kill themselves. You are just lying.

          They told a veteran seeking help with his back pain to kill himself

          >forget that Breaking Bad takes place in the late 2000s before Trudeau collapsed the healthcare system with mass migration

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Harper would have pumped them in too. That's the one thing all major parties agree with in 2023 - we NEED 1,500,000 Pubjabi Indians imported every single year

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        They told a veteran seeking help with his back pain to kill himself

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

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